sodiboo :pride_heart:

**:pride_heart:**

I love programming, math, science, and linguistics

.NET shill turned Rust shill turned Nix shill

I'm the administrator and sole user of https://gaysex.cloud

I don't post media without alt text. I try not to boost posts with no alt text or with very unhelpful alt text.

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read more at https://sodi.boo

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Alt-Svc: sodiboo (npub127e…fncm) sodiboo (npub18fs…w9wp)
obamna???: ***SODI!!!***
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2026-05-08 05:13:57 UTC

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It's relatively low level and has deterministic memory management. It feels similar to Rust in a lot of ways. But Swift has the ABI autism instead of the borrow checker autism . i think Swift ABI is neat.
why wouldn't it be a systems language?

2026-05-03 22:59:18 UTC

new discord feature: fomo even if you *didn't* see everyone having fun without you
https://gaysex.cloud/files/7ddefef6-6534-4346-9a64-9464b288516c.webp

2026-04-29 01:34:42 UTC

what??? why?!?? i literally uploaded the file what the FUCK do you mean "for my security"
https://gaysex.cloud/files/863dc656-fae3-47d8-968f-afe99b8be47b.png

2026-04-27 01:35:14 UTC

[AI-generated numbers](https://youtube.com/shorts/NBS43iqyQo0)

2026-04-23 14:29:31 UTC

babe wake up, new supply chain attack just dropped.
npm `@bitwarden/cli` version `2026.4.0` has already been yanked/deprecated, but it was malware that would steal any and all secrets/tokens/API keys it could find.
https://research.jfrog.com/post/bitwarden-cli-hijack
it was live for less than 14 hours (idk how long exactly; might've been significantly less than 14 hours)
[discussion at Twitter](https://twitter.com/JFrogSecurity/status/2047268576071991766)

2026-04-23 09:49:38 UTC

god fuck not only is my instance dealing with Applebot crashing it which I still haven't bothered to set up guards against but now it ALSO has to deal with a catsalad boost AT THE SAME TIME . except it's REGULARLY CRASHING so the catsalad boost will be SMEARED OUT UNNECESSARILY LONG to cause EVEN MORE SERVER ANGUISH THAN NORMAL.

2026-04-17 10:22:00 UTC

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why would you bother watching the directory lol . how often are u editing your blog . just run it upon publishing ???

2026-04-17 07:44:55 UTC

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an feed is just a static file
see mine: [view-source:https://sodi.boo/blog/feed.atom](https://github.com/sodiboo/system/blob/d1cbf3490bc75b7d2fd1b6befd0991b907bf5e7d/web/sodi.boo/public/blog/feed.atom)
and [exactly how i generate it](https://github.com/sodiboo/system/blob/d1cbf3490bc75b7d2fd1b6befd0991b907bf5e7d/web/sodi.boo/src/main.rs)

2026-03-02 17:44:10 UTC

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https://gaysex.cloud/files/a49e8a17-da1f-460b-b6db-2f5852c2b85d.png

2026-03-02 17:32:36 UTC

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https://gaysex.cloud/files/52864ccc-79d8-4fc4-9412-9f6a2f417d73.png

2026-02-24 09:10:04 UTC

ballin first screenshot on your app page
https://gaysex.cloud/files/7a288963-6095-49e1-b771-c72d7ccc0cb6.png

2026-02-10 00:28:56 UTC

Functional programmer renounces citizenship, becomes stateless

2026-02-06 23:26:37 UTC

[// This is really, really bad. We're sorry.](https://github.com/slouken/SteamworksSDK/blob/0de28825da1cfa7d5c792ba966871df1979611ae/public/steam/steam_api_common.h#L63-L69)

2026-01-30 03:15:28 UTC

bruh this Offline shit is boring as hell. give me Offline+
https://gaysex.cloud/files/cb2a7e1d-61d6-4359-9b2d-b65df62e7a4e.png

2026-01-17 07:26:18 UTC

[Whisper Pair](https://whisperpair.eu/) is a vulnerability in most accessories implementing Google Fast Pair.
- Attacker can pair remotely when the accessory is not in pairing mode. Therefore, attacker gets to control the media playback and listen on microphone, when in range, trivially, with zero interaction from the owner.
- There is no way to mitigate this vulnerability. Most accessories do not have a way to disable Google Fast Pair. The only way to stop being vulnerable is a software update for the accessory's firmware that patches it.
- If your accessory is not associated with a Google account, the attacker can associate your accessory with their Google account. This allows you to be physically tracked with Google Find Hub, indefinitely. You may receive a notification "You are being tracked by [Your Accessory]". Do not ignore this; it is not a false positive.
- It is perhaps easier to stalk Apple users this way because they are less likely to already be using Google Find Hub.

2026-01-08 07:00:11 UTC

this is informationslop. you only like it because it narrows down the space of possibilities

2026-01-04 23:29:04 UTC

DNS64 and NAT64 are so silly. like what. why. just allow your client to address IPv4 directly????

2026-01-03 18:56:38 UTC

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like anyone telling you "kernel level anti cheat doesn't work on Linux" is straight up lying to you. it literally can exist. nothing is missing from Linux.
should it exist? probably no. it's a terrible idea. please, just do server side validation and don't send the client stuff the player shouldn't know. kernel anti cheat is absolutely an anti-feature
but can it exist? yes!! you can even make it vaguely trustworthy by open sourcing it, without compromising the integrity of the anti-cheat system!!!
the only reason these games don't run on Linux is because the developers are actively preventing you from doing so. they could literally either port it to Linux and keep their shitty model , or simply remove this anti-feature and let proton do its magic.

2026-01-03 18:52:22 UTC

honestly why don't they make kernel anti cheats open source? or at least, source available?
they literally rely on hardware attestation to prove that you're running the correct kernel module and nothing else. this is why you can't virtualize them or emulate them. it needs secure boot and a TPM and your VM won't have valid keys for that.
like. you fucks. assuming your software is robust (which it generally is! because, cheaters in these games often rely on HARDWARE level cheating;!!), you could literally publish the source code, let us build from source, and run it on Linux *without* needing to load arbitrary proprietary kernel code.
adding attack surface in kernel space is still a terrible idea, but at least you'd know the kernel module isn't *literally designed to be malicious and actually harmful*. but currently, with proprietary kernel level anti cheats on windows as they exist today, you do need to simply trust the developer. wtf

2026-01-02 12:56:52 UTC

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similar screenshot but with alt text
https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-cfa2f0be-5181-4475-9eae-4543f640d23b.png

2025-12-29 19:41:43 UTC

hello #39c3 is anyone able to help me fix this predicament? my backpack zipper thing separated because I tried closing too hard. call me at SODI if you have like, uh. I assume it just needs some glue?
https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-79ff88b3-dac5-4786-9b67-d93deb6e7912.jpg
https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-2ed678e6-627e-4ddf-ad51-172444a8ae26.jpg

2025-12-28 19:10:31 UTC

watching a presentation about AO3 #39c3
https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-86fef44a-a0be-41e9-9c9e-ad3c67966019.jpg

2025-12-14 16:50:01 UTC

i love the @npub1dug…kxeq desktop environment $[x4 :footprint_hug:]

2025-12-03 17:39:39 UTC

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feet

2025-11-26 11:39:00 UTC

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I'd like to note that this previous reply is perhaps overly optimistic? by "doesn't brush off my request" I meant "feels like they actually read the bolded phrases in my request". I haven't heard anything more yet (albeit it's been like 24 hours only) but the thing that got me excited is them asking how I plan to use the source code. to be clear that's not a thing they have any business knowing, but at *least* it feels like it's not outright denying my source code request. previous responses were all like "we don't offer the source code. download binary releases". though I didn't get source code yet, at least the latest communication was not the same bullshit response. idk. maybe I got too excited. but I also don't know what the next response will be. :shrug:

2025-11-25 11:12:41 UTC

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WAIT YO. they sent me an email that DOESN'T brush off my request finally. and this is the SECOND communication of the day. huge news. will keep u updated.

2025-11-25 07:48:32 UTC

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how do I actually enforce the GPL though. because like I cannot easily afford a lawsuit. who can I report this to that can help me. does OBS have some legal entity enforcing its license? in theory Lovense is violating libobs license here.

2025-11-25 07:45:08 UTC

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the most infuriating part is how slow they are at responding. they seem to be sending no more than one message per working day. this gives the illusion that they're thinking at all. and then the response I get is like... just a copy+paste of the previous response??
it's been more than a week. they have sent exactly one (1) message that feels like it had any thought put into it. and that one felt like a genuine misunderstanding! and then they're just ignoring me?? what the fuck.
if an engineer saw this, it could've been resolved in 30 minutes.
I've been responding to every message of theirs within the hour and then they just ignore me for at least 24 hours. only to tell me the next day to basically get lost WHICH IS ILLEGAL BECAUSE THEY'RE VIOLATING THE GPL BY DOING THAT
holy shit fuck this company

2025-11-20 10:11:56 UTC

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Sigh. Their "specialist" told me "Hi. We are unable to provide the information you required. If needed, please download the latest toolset (2.4.7)."
What the fuck??
Anyways I reiterated the gist of the GPL and how not providing the source code is literally illegal and that they are committing Copyright Infringement.

2025-11-18 19:02:41 UTC

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(it's also not literally that ancient version of that plugin. just based on it. i guess lovense forked it 4 years ago and are missing a bunch of patches)

2025-11-18 19:01:26 UTC

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oh and this in the root post:
> is currently shipping code
is based on the outdated source download from april of this year. given that it is from 2025 and *then* they were shipping code from 2021, it would not surprise me if they are *still* doing that. but as it turns out i did not actually inspect the *latest* release. i merely assumed i was looking at the latest release because oh how foolish and naive to think they would be complying with GPL in the simplest way possible. nuh-uh

2025-11-18 18:57:28 UTC

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> is this a license violation??
i'm pretty sure it's not technically a license violation because like, the GPL predates widespread use of the internet, so source code must only be available "upon request". the easiest way to implement that is "upon HTTP request" but sending as an attachment in response to human<->human communication is fine too i guess.
anyways so i contacted them and i'm not sure the rep fully understands the implications of GPL. i explained in no uncertain terms that "you are **required** to publish the latest source code to version 2.3.7 of the Lovense OBS toolset" and then they just responded along the lines of "Yeah. We're not providing the source code currently. We recommend using the pre-compiled Toolset 2.4.7 instead". i then reiterate that this is exactly why they **must** provide the source code. i also explained why the binaries won't work for me at all (which is irrelevant as this is a legal matter). and they just. sent a copy+paste of their previous response? so i clarified again "**you have a legal obligation to provide the source code**" and now they have "assigned a dedicated specialist to handle your case personally" who will "contact [me] very soon". i hope the specialist knows what the GPL is.

2025-11-15 23:31:49 UTC

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yeah but it was hardcoded to her personal domain, it's not possible to have bunny serve that api without having bunny serve *the entire domain*. which is undesirable.

2025-11-15 13:54:27 UTC

biggest pet peeve is anyone ever talking about "sideloading" on valve hardware. "oh the steam frame lets you sideload a android APKs" you fucks!!! it's an open ecosystem!! it's not sideloading if they encourage it!!! even in closed ecosystems this term sucks but there is no world in which it is possible to "sideload" onto a steam deck, steam machine, or steam frame. THEY WANT YOU TO DO THIS. IT'S JUST CALLED INSTALLING SOFTWARE.

2025-11-13 21:00:50 UTC

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what the fuck they're building against the legacy OBS build system that was removed two releases ago. this literally doesn't build against OBS Studio 32. but they specifically have released a version compatible with OBS Studio 32. are these sources outdated?? is this a license violation??

2025-11-13 19:36:20 UTC

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also the way [these buttons](https://www.lovense.com/cam-model/extension) work is incredibly weird. who the fuck coded this.
https://gaysex.cloud/files/501dc291-d8e5-4440-9fa4-f153d20fbd7b.webp
https://gaysex.cloud/files/ca3f2ab8-03b8-4fbe-8dc8-9cb5bffe265c.webp

2025-11-13 19:25:43 UTC

Lovense OBS Toolkit ([source code](https://www.lovense.com/files/apps/cam/obs/lovense-toolset-source.zip)) is currently shipping code based on [`obs-multi-rtmp` version 0.2.8.0](https://github.com/sorayuki/obs-multi-rtmp/releases/tag/0.2.8), released in 2021. that's 420 commits behind the modern day version, which is 0.7.3.2.

2025-11-03 04:32:22 UTC

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also that's not my name !!!

2025-11-03 04:32:11 UTC

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No way; it's mae, not GLaDOS, so I don't want it.

2025-11-03 04:30:35 UTC

if you are baking q cake and your name isn't GLaDOS, then I DON'T WANT IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

2025-11-03 03:34:15 UTC

a fun description I've heard of the phrase "political" is that it mostly describes things people disagree on.
like, if you say "Nazis are bad", that's not a political statement. that's just true. everyone agrees on this.
conversely, if you say "Nazis are good", that's also not a political statement. it's just false. maybe you're a troll, baiting a reaction. but we all know you're just lying.... right?
<small>sidenote: when techbros are all like "no politics in foss", they mean "nothing disagreeable" in exactly the way I've just described. only that they think their opinion is universal. when they accept fascist contributors with open arms they *genuinely believe that's uncontroversial*, based on the merit of those contributions. they're not lying to you when they say they don't want politics in their project. they just disagree with you about what things count as political.</small>
my only gripe with this example is that I've heard it many years ago and... somehow it's aged poorly. there are honest to goodness nazis working for the US government at this moment, getting paid to beat up brown people, and they're not even hiding it.
"Nazis are bad" and "Nazis are good" are no longer apolitical statements. Somehow this is up for debate now.
Why is this subjective now.
What the fuck has this world come to.

2025-10-31 05:56:01 UTC

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this of course only true in the United States. it is not the case in Sweden, where it is forbidden by law to be a criminal
https://gaysex.cloud/files/45ea5aed-5a6c-4137-841a-c1487e3c378d.png

2025-10-31 05:49:33 UTC

my favorite part of "it's only illegal if you get caught" is that it sounds like a joke but it isn't. that's literally how it works. it's not even a technicality. you can genuinely only get charged with a crime if you get caught and they can prove it in a court of law, beyond all reasonable doubt. that's not a bug. that's a feature. it's literally not illegal if you don't get caught.

2025-10-29 16:19:47 UTC

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are you a Labrador

2025-10-29 15:25:03 UTC

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is grafana labrador collars a fag swag

2025-10-16 15:20:12 UTC

https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-bbb3d6ea-526d-4b91-bfea-6ecbb104dd70.jpg

2025-10-16 07:37:04 UTC

platonic polycule

2025-10-09 20:49:13 UTC

https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-cd6a2c68-5087-4f44-8b8a-c524eb12c786.jpg

2025-10-01 03:43:32 UTC

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I guess something like this:`(ros-humble-mecanum-drive-controller.overrideAttrs (finalAttrs: prevAttrs: { propagatedBuildInputs = prevAttrs.propagatedBuildInputs ++ [ ros-humble-backward-ros ]; }))`

2025-10-01 03:23:59 UTC

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yeah. that part. ought to also be in `nix.conf`.
I , uh, really don't understand why it's even possible to add that as a flake attribute. because it's just straight up not useful. in any properly configured nix system, it *will* be ignored, unless ran as a trusted user (== root privileges; note that on NixOS this is stronger than `@wheel` because a trusted user can just overwrite the sudo binary and reboot. no password needed). and this is not a bug, because trusted public keys do indicate absolute trust. they really do actually *need* to be nontrivial to add.

2025-10-01 03:16:11 UTC

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> `ignoring the client-specified setting 'trusted-public-keys'`
this is odd . I would expect it to be . Not Ignored. where is this configured? it should be in `nix.conf`; the exact same location as where you would be marking yourself as trusted.

2025-10-01 03:13:10 UTC

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first one is correct syntax I believe?
note that generally `trusted-users` is bad as it grants arbitrary read/write to the nix store, but if you're on Arch that's not critical to system security so it's fine I guess.
what is the reason you want to add yourself to this group?

2025-10-01 03:07:43 UTC

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here is online manpage for that file https://nix.dev/manual/nix/2.24/command-ref/conf-file.html

2025-10-01 02:37:56 UTC

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o yeah. that's true.

2025-10-01 02:34:37 UTC

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I believe this doesn't matter in practice because if the repo is dirty, then it has to copy for every change anyways?

2025-10-01 02:31:18 UTC

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2025-09-26 12:41:56 UTC

[art by stubbypuppy on DeviantArt](https://www.deviantart.com/stubbypubby/art/CONTAIN-THE-SILLY-942695053)
https://gaysex.cloud/files/50db7b72-758b-469f-b5f3-ffce4eff3551.jpg

2025-09-19 06:11:58 UTC

normal websites: HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU
fedi, for some reason: HOT SINGLES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD

2025-09-11 14:34:15 UTC

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they didn't get access to "like, a billion devices". the packages were pulled offline within like 2 hours. almost nobody actually downloaded the packages in that time; this never went unnoticed for any period of time.
however, yes, there were a lot of downloads in that time (as there is at any given moment for those packages) and your point still stands; damn they could've done a lot more damage if it wasn't totally targeted at ethereum users.
just not. a billion devices kinda damage.

2025-08-31 04:25:00 UTC

TCP/443 the everything port

2025-08-26 13:50:57 UTC

discord linking to 404 pages on their own support site https://github.com/discord/pronoun-bot

2025-08-13 04:29:22 UTC

https://gaysex.cloud/files/81a6b6b5-df93-4f44-a207-e29f77c2df04.png

2025-08-13 03:25:20 UTC

I realize that when storing sound it's incredibly impractical to have spatial data . but when playing it back, why are we always limited to some set amount of audio channels?
like, 3D games almost always have spatial audio: everything eminates from a point in the world relative to the camera.
why does every game have the option for "Mono / Stereo / Surround Sound 5.1 / Surround Sound 7.1 / Dolby Atmos Whateverthefuck"
why do the game engines have to flatten the audio.
why don't audio servers just support spatial audio and let the games directly convey spatial information?

2025-08-09 21:55:49 UTC

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usually, it's preferred to use content warnings for the stuff that people might want to not see.
you can use hashtags too (or non-hashtags just general phrases) to be caught in more filters, but the primary mechanism is supposed to be CWs.

2025-08-08 02:03:55 UTC

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Oh. All registrars must have my email. This sucks. What. How are people supposed to get an email at the root of the internet system though??? Is it all just ouroborous dependencies that work because not everyone loses access to each other's accounts at once??

2025-08-07 19:59:49 UTC

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My current solution is to use Fastmail, which only requires a phone number. I have a `username@fastmail.com` address, and used that to acquire a domain. Then, the domain is dependent on that email, is dependent on my phone number, is dependent on my legal identity.
This is, realistically not an issue, since I was going to use Fastmail anyways. Still, I'd love to skip this step and NOT require an initial email under someone else's domain.

2025-08-07 19:58:03 UTC

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I couldn't find another registrar that supports BankID. So I gave up.

2025-08-07 19:57:46 UTC

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the ideal would be finding a domain registrar that allows me to authenticate and create an account with BankID. Loopia gets close, but they still require an email address and phone number; in addition to allowing me to make BankID the only sign in method.

2025-08-07 19:56:52 UTC

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not locked out; just a precaution. Nothing is urgent.
the parameters are this:
- Let's assume I DO NOT have an email address.
- I do however have a bank account, established in person. My bank account does not require an email address. This gives me access to BankID, which is a strong authenticator that binds to my legal identity.
The bank account is already undeniably mine.
In addition to this, separately from above:
- It's fine to use a phone number. I don't currently own my phone number, but Telia allows me to acquire one "from scratch", like BankID, without needing BankID. I can also tie it to BankID. Eventually, I will transfer my phone number to my own account, but until then I can treat it as if I own it.
I wish to obtain an email address that I own. To do so, first I'd like to acquire a domain for that email address. I don't want to have an email address on a domain I don't own.
Those are the parameters.
- No email address
- Yes BankID
- Yes phone number
want to acquire email address

2025-08-07 19:42:54 UTC

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lewis do you have any advice on doing so. because really my hope was to base it off BankID to buy a domain at a local registrar but that fell through and I gave up so now it's just Fastmail will be the root instead. which kinda sucks from a sovereignty perspective; I wish I didn't need an external email provider as the first identifier (with the zeroth being a phone number) but that seems to be the only way. how do real people do this stuff.

2025-08-07 19:38:26 UTC

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no . as in controlling the identifiers that give access to everything.
currently my dad owns the domain & controls the email that I use to bootstrap my actual identifiers

2025-08-07 19:36:03 UTC

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rebasing my digital identity

2025-07-29 16:28:26 UTC

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with useful alt text
https://gaysex.cloud/files/eb57e6d4-ae94-4206-96fb-248bb723990f.jpg

2025-07-25 03:27:19 UTC

lying to mastodon users for fun and profit

2025-06-11 03:34:06 UTC

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2025-06-10 21:01:33 UTC

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with alt text
https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-9fad5ab5-bfac-41dc-adc9-b281826cfe11.png

2025-06-10 01:17:11 UTC

if you look at my activity levels you can actually see I'm calming down but like my reputation is ruined

2025-06-08 01:17:44 UTC

https://gaysex.cloud/files/cd78060f-3edf-42d3-93e4-3dfba276b7b0

2025-05-31 16:28:11 UTC

I've been insistent that I don't have sodiboobs but honestly this image looks a lot like I do so now conflicted. chat is this boobs
https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-2f26f431-4f94-4aa4-986c-21c7ddca34b2.jpg

2025-05-23 11:11:25 UTC

https://gaysex.cloud/files/webpublic-5f602f9b-f2e5-498e-bf70-f49f42ff1db4.jpg

2025-05-12 04:55:52 UTC

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i am #1 interact with all of fedi

2025-05-11 12:24:57 UTC

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no thanks I ain't paying them

2025-05-11 12:23:42 UTC

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it told me u were in Trollhättan it was very unhelpful

2025-05-10 13:49:27 UTC

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literally doesn't

2025-05-10 13:40:53 UTC

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this image sucks you posted it already and if you're gonna keep using it you better fucking add alt text

2025-05-10 13:22:50 UTC

the plot thickens,,
and by “plot” , haha, well. let's justr say. My diaper

2025-05-10 06:09:29 UTC

oh? babe? my cock it's too fat to fit inside you? sorry 😔
[turns towards the camera with a smile]
But that's no problem! Because I'll just use WinRAR®, which is Windows 11™ and Windows 10™ compatible; available in over 40 languages; compatible with several operating systems (OS), and it is the only compression software that can work with Unicode!
[I pull out the WinRAR® Archive Messenger Bag made in collaboration with tern® from under the bed and hold it in clear view of the camera]
WinRAR® is a powerful compression tool with many integrated additional functions to help you organize your compressed archives.
[the woman I was sleeping with looks unamused, but not even surprised. this is clearly not the first time I've done this]
WinRAR® puts you ahead of the crowd when it comes to compression. By consistently creating smaller archives, WinRAR® is often faster than the competition. This will save you disk space, transmission costs AND valuable working time as well.
[I look at my wife, camera shot changes to her POV]
And hey, you don't want to transmit anything in bedroom now, do you?
[I stand up from the side of the bed and walk slowly away, as if I'm coming towards the camera, but this shot just keeps zooming out, steadily revealing that this bed is at the end of a long hallway in an architectural nightmare. my cock and balls are hanging freely because I never put my pants back on. The WinRAR® Archive Messenger Bag made in collaboration with tern® is shown as a practical device as I wear it over my shoulder.]
WinRAR® supports all popular compression formats: RAR, ZIP, CAB, ARJ, LZH, TAR, GZip, UUE, ISO, BZIP2, Z and 7-Zip.
Here, allow me to me demonstrate the RAR format:
[i stop walking, for a brief moment. unequip the WinRAR® Archive Messenger Bag made in collaboration with tern® and place it on a conveniently crotch-height coffee table. I open it, and place my dick and balls inside it]
WinRAR® is ideal for multimedia files. WinRAR® automatically recognizes and selects the best compression method. The special compression algorithm compresses multimedia files, executables and object libraries particularly well. But did you know, it is also highly efficient at cock and balls? Me neither, at least not until recently!
[the shot pans down to me fucking the WinRAR® Archive Messenger Bag made in collaboration with tern®]
I just came!
[I pull out, showing how effective the compression algorithm has been. out comes a micropenis]
WinRAR® is a trial product, meaning you have the chance to thoroughly test it. 😉 The program can be used absolutely free of charge for 40 days! But I only need it for five minutes to satisfy my wife.
[I keep waking towards the end of the hallway again, and the camera slowly revolves around me, showing internet sex pop ups on the walls as I read the next paragraph]
WinRAR® is also ideal if you are sending data through the web. Its AES 256-bit encryption and its authenticated signature technology will give you the peace of mind you have been looking for. This means it is practical not only in close-quarters duel situations like this, but also for long distance relationships! Talk about distance being homophobic; but WinRAR® isn't!
[on the back of my shirt, a fairly large polycule chart is shown. on it, a disconnected Yaseen node is the largest node taking up the most space]
WinRAR® is also ideal for polycules. That's because WinRAR® allows you to split archives into separate volumes easily, making it possible to share them with several partners at a time.
[the camera cuts to my face again]
But tonight, let's stick to the basics and just treat this wife like a goddess, shall we? 😉
[the other view returns, I now approach the end of a room where another bed is situated. Actually, this is the same bed as before, my wife still sitting there scrolling fedi now. She is smiling, probably because she is reading this post, and came across this part: I love you, wifey ❤️]
Ready, m'lady?
[she looks up from her phone, ears perk up. she sees it's me. she immediately is overjoyed and pulls off the blanket, revealing her naked body with unrealistic and harmful standards for how a woman should look. she's stunningly hot, but not to lesbians. her pussy is so, so, incredibly wet, from the ad read]
[I get onto the bed, missionary style. my cock and balls fit in her now. she cums . I cum. we both lay there, breathing softly. we wrap each other in a warm embrace, and gå fall asleep. I wet the bed, because my bladder is compressed too. shot fades to black, a narrator takes over for the tagline]
Don't be a Linux user. You won't get laid. Upgrade to Windows 11™ today, and try out a 40 day free trial of WinRAR®.

2025-04-29 23:44:25 UTC

do you think `systemd-init` feels pregnant when it calls `fork()` and creates so many children?

2025-04-29 16:01:04 UTC

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especially since things I share that I've made usually *do* get some attention actually. but they're computer crimes which I guess is in some part the audience I've built up around here. and this is *very different from that*. so maybe I should've expected it but I *am* to some extent used to my "normal" forms of creative expression getting interaction

2025-04-29 15:57:34 UTC

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yeah I guess. tbh I've kind of observed that happening to others. I guess I just never thought it could happen to me

2025-04-29 15:54:20 UTC

it makes me kinda sad that this is getting like *no* interaction. I put a lot of effort into making those subtitles. :neocat_sad:
it's not even particularly niche
#note1af3…kxcv

2025-04-28 05:35:42 UTC

hello class I'd like to share with you [Resolution: A Red vs Blue Fan Project](https://youtube.com/@resolutionfanproject3333). This is a neat little short series about some Stimulation Troopers in Forest Gulch.
And, just recently, they released their tenth and final episode! The series is complete!
I'm sharing this now, because I did the subtitles on all the episodes, including the latest one! And those subs are live now! So, go check it out! Show them some love!
If you like subtitles, then I recommend you watch on youtube.com for the best experience because there are some features that only work on the website. But they'll look fine in the mobile app too!
#note1kx6…9h7h

2025-04-27 14:10:18 UTC

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2025-04-22 10:10:31 UTC

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2025-04-21 21:04:37 UTC

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2025-03-31 00:25:19 UTC

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key you forgot to uh. write the actual funny in the alt text. it's just "post from sneefsnorf:"

2025-03-27 16:57:38 UTC

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what's with the hashtags? it's just a cute photo what

2025-03-26 05:42:10 UTC

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oh wait I just have to Google "The Atlantic" it's the first result
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/

2025-03-26 05:41:23 UTC

chat wtf happened with the editor of the Atlantic why have I seen like at least three posts about this recently but not the original story

2025-03-20 13:34:31 UTC

I am normal about wayland