Steve
Bauzen

www.bauzen.com

👋 Hi, I’m 史蒂文•R•费德曼 👀
🌈 I’m from the future 💨 🚀🪐
🥊 Author of ‘All Callouts is Mandatory’
📸 Freelance Photographer 🎥🍿
🥃 Hibiki & Horology Enjoyoor⏱
🍼 Father of Dragons 🐉🐉
🚀 ₿ class of 2013 🟢🟢🟢🔴
☠️ Survivor [687013] ✔️
⚡️
🦄 Pronouns: Daddy/爸爸
🤠 Adjectives: Handsome/Intelligent

Public Key

npub17f66kd7kfa47qdu6sh89wdsxpctykym2prrlreudaf3n4wkcf0lq9u92kc

NIP-05 Address

bauzen@harlembitcoin.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs0yadtxlty76lqx7dgtnjhxcrqu9jtzd4q33l3u7x75ce6htvyhlspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds4zsrwr

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub17f66kd7kfa47qdu6sh89wdsxpctykym2prrlreudaf3n4wkcf0lq9u92kc

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Last Notes

2026-05-06 22:40:44 UTC

We're entering the Golden Age of Unemployment 💨
https://video.nostr.build/e44a86cec240f8e4851f3a43f8dccad950200f54ac47cb83eeff8590fa366e8a.mp4

2026-05-06 12:48:19 UTC

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This cuts deep, fren 😩

2026-05-06 12:45:49 UTC

When I offer to pay for bro's food and he starts use words like "supersize" and "extra cheese" 🙄
https://video.nostr.build/9f05a84842d24c1f834573f1b5c286edbc4c8528213fd47e33c738e6d03faef0.mp4

2026-05-06 01:43:20 UTC

What the F you mean “we might sell bitcoin”
🤨
https://video.nostr.build/3a9263d3622749caa694eb72d9a5c42a735a387a9b9674a0385263cbcd84c612.mp4
#nevent1q…ydgy

2026-05-06 01:04:34 UTC

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Slippery slope from Bernie to Blackrock 🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/d3e17242948230f06b35da4c4b1107fe4a8ef8b131ae40f5d3755f369b42d889.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e8372ff7c827e15877855da015d3e2166c81b13d20f19b8e7569b7d0bfb5dbab.jpg

2026-05-03 22:35:40 UTC

79k 🚀
https://video.nostr.build/94c0c11288a31b28702e7bbf104c009ea39ead9cb0f2afe217c9977a16bf0e22.mp4

2026-05-03 16:39:43 UTC

Why would anyone ever get a job when there are so many ways to gamble? 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/931c312e909350f644c4b4945614a4ed6d2f0268dd5e973f0e79df17d4017cb8.jpg

2026-05-03 12:25:03 UTC

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I have these coasters, had them since before she ran for president 😎
https://image.nostr.build/02e6eb726b8818b2026dff3162b1717b28a991c658d80de7918e0929e469f94a.jpg

2026-05-03 12:23:08 UTC

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I hope so… 🫶🏻

2026-05-03 12:20:27 UTC

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
https://image.nostr.build/604c5d6220e3f8a9b2e11847025c280cdcfafc36e19b02481136d750e4d7be41.jpg

2026-05-03 00:46:28 UTC

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Is that Novogratz’s tattoo?

2026-05-02 17:11:14 UTC

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Bus people don’t belong on planes.

2026-05-02 17:09:15 UTC

The moment you realize what life looks like for people who don’t know anything about AI, politics, bitcoin, or the economy…
https://video.nostr.build/15092ef689432f5bcc191baf8a567a689f94b3f0c839791774605380d10b1231.mp4

2026-05-02 16:53:11 UTC

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I have Nikes like this
https://image.nostr.build/6cd2043f8ad906a2d73ac2c38756c78313faa3f85f7df0f39f2887fe0830e7ce.jpg

2026-05-02 15:29:56 UTC

RIP Spirit Airlines (1992-2026) 🫶🏻
https://video.nostr.build/a628ebbca2e115c8065fe22b2b81af3ace2108bbbc374c93831094037996f4a7.mp4

2026-05-02 12:20:06 UTC

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
https://image.nostr.build/beb74117aeb6f6cc7b0c3464fa0e1c62a24a27ce228197703177035f6c52c82e.jpg

2026-05-02 01:32:39 UTC

How stop loss works:
https://video.nostr.build/275cbff070b3ad3be6572ed81228349d4f200ac133910207c634e7e8abcafb1e.mp4

2026-05-01 21:28:56 UTC

My wife: “What you thinking about for dinner?”
Me:
https://video.nostr.build/5eae495401aca17754b0331165ae78572ab2c2258e837ae64fc936e2a2c2613b.mp4

2026-05-01 12:56:38 UTC

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This is Chong Qing, China
My daughter has residency there.
It’s known for beautiful women 🥰

2026-04-30 18:27:01 UTC

Real.✔️
https://image.nostr.build/f292c81850e18c974359c4fdc4019058dbda0dfe49215fbe63dcad852efa386d.jpg

2026-04-29 15:11:59 UTC

Jerome Powell delivering his last FOMC meeting today 🔥🔥🔥
https://video.nostr.build/52cfde0e0839a22a1971ba96a8283a8b786ea2a2f31e2f5b3bd342d7b853d9d3.mp4

2026-04-29 01:42:15 UTC

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I have a NAS drive as well.
Don’t think it’s sustainable anymore… may need to do a cloud for convenience

2026-04-28 18:08:59 UTC

Real.✔️
https://image.nostr.build/9187e2f663004fbc389eea31b42f064808332f53b32833df2aac438355883c05.jpg

2026-04-28 18:03:52 UTC

I think it really ties the room together 👌🏻
https://image.nostr.build/f6003f1f90971d94c9de7b3e8312e806dcae57d2c064a373a988d32d2aba304c.jpg

2026-04-28 17:49:01 UTC

The architecture 🤌🏻
https://image.nostr.build/889747b169afce5ca4472bedbeea0bc9185e4b5adf40679123c6b7909b0f6f89.jpg

2026-04-28 17:30:03 UTC

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE ✊🏿
https://video.nostr.build/4cf8bbf51d27b6c9ff673f8604406e26031a07c1cb6ea7c5330d1ff478e104db.mp4

2026-04-28 17:18:51 UTC

The S&P500 reaching new highs 🚀🚀🚀
Me + my bitcoin:
https://video.nostr.build/0c7ee85009168eae16871bbc0c287c6eab17650fc17e163be7a9e76017dc4cdd.mp4

2026-04-28 13:10:44 UTC

Sorry 🥺
https://image.nostr.build/930d6b76a50b36765d2baa5025d391983fa8c63e4fdb381a425ab034aa046b19.jpg

2026-04-27 12:25:37 UTC

GM!
https://image.nostr.build/82f018a5a7ca971f39fe8a995f1868d9af72d99a1bcf889c135c9d7daf8171f2.jpg

2026-04-27 01:06:47 UTC

LOL GFY
https://video.nostr.build/227ec8ae2c8fb7337d6c4cad2adb39513637ac16eb39d01429559108f1ac9448.mp4

2026-04-26 10:32:57 UTC

Bitcoin still 78K.
Trump still alive.
It's still the weekend 🌈
https://video.nostr.build/08cceca488ca71a28c0117b4434af69d82cda2b266f125607df9e950221d0f44.mp4

2026-04-25 18:16:22 UTC

F the Spring
hot boy sumner starts now… 🥳
https://video.nostr.build/9f14d74d8f42361cf7c5d22d2465d8a63c22856e8585d87ad3211acead48a1b9.mp4

2026-04-24 23:55:20 UTC

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This happened twice to me 😂

2026-04-24 23:32:18 UTC

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I’m not into fashion/jewelry watches
But love horology

2026-04-24 18:46:08 UTC

Finally… 🥳
https://video.nostr.build/5e22c4e8148c091562125c2ad53abdd21cbf11467841dc5d8985f78ef6d60bd7.mp4

2026-04-24 18:31:42 UTC

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I’ve been on an Erguotou kick lately 🚀🚀

2026-04-24 18:29:56 UTC

"That meeting got moved to next week"
https://video.nostr.build/f8e077188a51e5ea80a87705cc4df63dcc3b63d04549c5341abb3c5025a0df11.mp4

2026-04-22 20:00:21 UTC

79k 🚀
https://video.nostr.build/70ab16e8112b8efd8bf4e6e0c2213d23d90bf06b63dedd2d511bfbcacfeb4c90.mp4

2026-04-22 13:37:57 UTC

@npub1aeh…4nwx my daughter loves this shirt.
She points at Trump and Rodman, big bright smile on her face 😬
https://image.nostr.build/e42af5bb824c295ac442941af05c0bad7e87db5b2a4733bd515cf74706e674cb.jpg

2026-04-22 12:07:44 UTC

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
https://image.nostr.build/c6c4b731d2c41d51b4e2ff0f62be6c114118f842365c1bf8a34f07fa26eb04b5.jpg

2026-04-20 17:30:08 UTC

Real.✔️
https://video.nostr.build/eb75fdef8e26515561ea6ae1243309afaacc43d861ac3ffb1c675a19c05635e6.mp4

2026-04-20 16:33:23 UTC

🚨Strategy has acquired 34,164 BTC for ~$2.54 billion at ~$74,395 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 9.5% YTD 2026. As of 4/19/2026, we hodl 815,061 $BTC acquired for ~$61.56 billion at ~$75,527 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC
https://video.nostr.build/980fab80734d492f3306d9cac1684ae39e95c61c42ce376a82ff7cb03cfae2aa.mp4

2026-04-20 12:58:50 UTC

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
https://image.nostr.build/f9fdfb7cf2651ffefc0ff34289d1dd9bae09c190b1b9ec7c5c12d1bb7230e7f4.jpg

2026-04-19 18:53:17 UTC

🚨 JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran believes it is being misled by the US and is on the "verge of a new round of escalation," Al Jazeera reports.
https://video.nostr.build/b982c80370f3fc455753af720b8a0de7ab52d701a9808bcd296cdda568c6f61e.mp4

2026-04-18 23:50:50 UTC

Raise them right 👌🏻
https://image.nostr.build/55fb76c54b8da9557d535f94a69f64ec8e76a61d8ded06fed1265af5d188479e.jpg

2026-04-18 23:19:12 UTC

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Yes.
Had a job about 3 years ago, my only one in 15+ years; ended up getting hit by a truck on the job
Never again 🥳

2026-04-18 21:28:17 UTC

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I mean… he isn’t playing games. He said he’d bomb the shit out of them. He did.

2026-04-18 21:27:12 UTC

Everyone feeling good after April 15?
https://image.nostr.build/11ef650988be6c43500150b6f5228cfa6cdef9540448e9d20c18a70e4adc333a.jpg

2026-04-18 12:15:02 UTC

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Well, now the straight is closed again.
His plan involves ending the Islamic state.
Militarily, they’re defeated
But they’re retarded + continue onward 🙄

2026-04-17 18:43:42 UTC

🚨BREAKING: Odds of nuclear deal between US and Iran this year surge to 80% — a record high.
https://video.nostr.build/d2af1d023851d73bb3ce49cfc029afad497ba7e813cb08dab75a904ee8fc4792.mp4

2026-04-17 18:20:39 UTC

Vibes 🤙🏻
https://video.nostr.build/83696067fbcba4cf8dd883010d8895425554719e9abfb0ea8ca5ffc0bd02b46e.mp4

2026-04-17 18:18:22 UTC

🚨 Europe has reportedly drawn up plans for a new NATO without the United States, per Daily Mail
NATO without America:
https://video.nostr.build/3086789ae8ca3af23c0c2ea3de9b16cb0ea53db9330e660ac0a7e9e217d4e1f1.mp4

2026-04-17 18:10:52 UTC

Real.✔️
https://image.nostr.build/2dd91295819954795b237b320d07aa36c29693012085d731b4705b103f97d05f.jpg

2026-04-17 18:09:04 UTC

Why don't poors ever shut the fuck up? 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/3cf033b92d7123b0e676b73e1c64e801982a4379a9453d012b1ba9be0e4ef8cd.jpg

2026-04-17 00:19:31 UTC

How it feels to drink white wine as a man
https://video.nostr.build/207bf525a4b29dcd0e97b675be5b51ab6c8977fe28287ef047847118ddc604a5.mp4

2026-04-16 00:41:26 UTC

Me right now…
https://image.nostr.build/08eef239e50b774e5b004055265e703a971c4f64ebd902e9030da2242c8abc0f.jpg

2026-04-15 22:55:39 UTC

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Here I was thinking about paying $8 for 2 months of premium 😂
Then I realized it’s irredeemable if my posts get censored

2026-04-15 22:28:49 UTC

X account locked again 😤
https://image.nostr.build/7c8ca794770eea1e33588e727721535b1a853b73e20948ee8c2302d1691e1077.jpg

2026-04-15 22:15:26 UTC

No Iran deal but the S&P 500 just hit all time highs
https://video.nostr.build/44c550efe3b99ad5cd71370a419c13d3c6188d29f86bdf9d37f8db3d62dbbe8f.mp4

2026-04-15 14:16:11 UTC

Bitcoin fixes this
https://image.nostr.build/811056d2477a7bed7fcd046c1a872dae0e3d8a31de4b388251b648de9deffe0e.jpg

2026-04-15 12:18:20 UTC

Im putting together a team… 👍🏻
https://image.nostr.build/1a5bdfa77bf54b18e3de269b937f83c3e4c44f9d9d77f554dc06584b419ebc2a.jpg

2026-04-14 12:02:04 UTC

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
https://image.nostr.build/3ad2df18b55ea83565c5787be971b1cec2e33e3d5d783e6d57e5361e57dcba93.jpg

2026-04-10 12:09:59 UTC

⚡️GoooD Morning ☕️
🌸 Pura Vida 🍑
https://image.nostr.build/8cf6d82e62a27fec17c0684f5fc8a4a50a8ec082764b5e6a25bb5b4a1329bd70.jpg

2026-04-09 23:59:02 UTC

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I’ve been hit by a car and 3 trucks
I have no feelings left 😅

2026-04-09 23:48:54 UTC

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Trick is to keep the front wheel on the ground 👌🏻
https://blossom.primal.net/282442845a61f977d1995923ad515dde2230fbfba2f92b17e51aeb66aea9e664.jpg

2026-04-09 23:23:45 UTC

I am retarded 😖
But I am free ☝🏻
https://video.nostr.build/ee58a4c362656a5f6a1745acd974a8e4f9f37d0a28e82769f6382b0f3625663f.mp4

2026-04-09 23:03:02 UTC

Life imitates art ✨
https://image.nostr.build/96cc13494774fe0917465c48df44caeaa8408cd225de985ca8387c7a4b2965f6.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/ed94d657c9c972a78b78187fcf310908993ee4878e456a05d3dd78dc81badc2f.jpg

2026-04-08 12:14:24 UTC

Nah bro…
Don’t trust, verify ✔️
https://video.nostr.build/fff3e29a2ccbd8e34146f41238d26dde32821663a40d418a385fd75d17b036f4.mp4

2026-04-07 23:39:31 UTC

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Whatever…
https://blossom.primal.net/b7173028c3d5f2172153233b852330b9f3638e83db1b3f2ffae5f3ee8a5828aa.jpg

2026-04-07 23:29:10 UTC

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump has announced a 2-week ceasefire subject to Iran reopening the Strait of Hormuz 🥳
https://video.nostr.build/026629b175caa9339cc69377c2859a0fa33683a4900e7b7e17d5a7796541bb2a.mp4

2026-04-07 19:34:02 UTC

“If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
https://video.nostr.build/09dbcd31664728fb409fc25a9505161dacc68baff2ba64ab1d038de3d319a633.mp4

2026-04-07 16:44:00 UTC

All my homies hate the Strait of Hormuz 😖
https://video.nostr.build/bc801f19d3e80584860db0ba74e7276fbaf4952254b79cc70e08394418819d4b.mp4

2026-04-05 21:24:01 UTC

Real.✔️
https://image.nostr.build/ba7427956e895e7d4261be4b93d5234a34584808fb7575e4f4c10de92686c605.jpg

2026-04-05 03:22:28 UTC

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I believe all the stars in the sky are frogs 🤙🏻
https://image.nostr.build/b490574925c309da99f57cb774a3d600f0e48f2e3c6f30ef90cd0f87d22767e7.jpg

2026-04-04 11:43:17 UTC

GM!
✨#coffeechain w/the boys on Nostr✨
https://video.nostr.build/0ad9cb61ba5fa2df1d42628e408ddfeaa368627671f37867bcba956b4ff8fd4c.mp4

2026-04-04 00:11:26 UTC

It’s Easter weekend. GFY 👍🏻
https://video.nostr.build/529055fa6a0d92eab40cc56c53723efe5ff1eceea27bc7dcdea8bf5127699031.mp4

2026-04-02 23:49:34 UTC

“Bitcoin is in good hands. I’ve moved onto other things”
- Satoshi Nakamoto
https://video.nostr.build/7b2a0f1841acabc368398fba11ce442d46e4127bf0f68caa33003f23d26c0a53.mp4

2026-04-02 16:44:04 UTC

Wagegooning in 2026 🚀
https://video.nostr.build/82e8a33f1cdcd470721c28edf32e737ff8f5980b4168a183705de366eaf6cc91.mp4

2026-04-02 01:22:25 UTC

What do you call this pattern? 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/b67be0488c7bbf9ed58c8f987db92825053ef8112ca1e4eb0e1f4bb34d572411.jpg

2026-04-01 21:20:39 UTC

Fuckin’ legend 🫡
https://image.nostr.build/1ef667cad34e860a3f5a4f03f5dbe064248ea8b42129167d63bf1ca70d016aed.jpg

2026-04-01 16:44:47 UTC

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@npub1lz3…6x6a

2026-04-01 16:44:28 UTC

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I’m sure she’s fine, but I am a wreck

2026-04-01 15:51:14 UTC

Dropped my daughter off at a local daycare center for the first time since she was born.
I’ve been w/her every day, for over a year.
Surreal feeling at home, quiet, peaceful, can respond to emails, take calls, get things done without distractions, and it’s honestly surreal how much life changed once Jade arrived 🤯
It’s also been like 3 hours and I’m starting to miss her so much… her noises, the laughter, wiggling in the kitchen to the new Kanye album…
I want my little sidekick 😖
https://video.nostr.build/c10fa66aa0ba855ea0cb34f866b84066ae39f4b7679b6471a184322ec34d252f.mp4

2026-03-30 18:36:13 UTC

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I always said “yep, that ain’t goin nowhere!” Every time I cranked down the ratchet straps 😂

2026-03-30 18:34:01 UTC

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Super small community… 🤯

2026-03-30 18:33:05 UTC

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My last job title was BFO: blunt force object

2026-03-30 18:22:02 UTC

how it feels to be the only one at your job who's not afraid of confrontation
https://video.nostr.build/c0bcba39cb19e6c296e6c967a22edc8039d62e1513fc0a24d21db89756d2d8ca.mp4

2026-03-30 15:36:26 UTC

Costco in NJ is wild
https://image.nostr.build/ada1edbbc50e15195380bdce93e4778e50ff7ae6d29cd3f37fa249ed8f12fdfd.jpg

2026-03-30 12:25:48 UTC

back to the unemployment 9-5 routine 💨
https://image.nostr.build/727253048aadcbfe6421705744d6289032b4aba2222573573f372045ad0064ba.jpg

2026-03-29 23:51:48 UTC

We are not the same
https://video.nostr.build/985f54966dea62dfa77edfa4f6648ab1186531297a08600648d5d196f8e67299.mp4

2026-03-29 23:43:27 UTC

>unemployment anniversary🥳
https://image.nostr.build/5e97385abb0c091912eb0ea3173fa1ff893496bb57af6c1c39559a73a663d045.jpg

2026-03-29 23:17:58 UTC

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I don’t even know TBH

2026-03-29 23:17:33 UTC

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I only shit in women + watches☝🏻

2026-03-29 22:52:49 UTC

Stay humble… #wristr
https://image.nostr.build/fd9cc53333a1c11c33c38652fb57f85496b4c7232c9397cff1e6b1283e3501c7.jpg

2026-03-29 22:38:10 UTC

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I remember how much my colleagues dogged me back then when it went from 7k to 4k 😅

2026-03-29 22:35:42 UTC

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Being liquid is in a lot of people’s benefit while everything tanks.

2026-03-29 22:02:58 UTC

Doomass.
https://image.nostr.build/ad22289cc1a607e9814a0d4f8302847ee8dcf97aa060d6c1891cd5ab6fb605fb.jpg

2026-03-29 19:13:58 UTC

Gold is as overbought as it was in 2011.
That was right before it entered a decade-long bear market 🤯
https://image.nostr.build/8b4db52edd5465fa2b2815ac0a6ba7d3254e1a03054ef8b1c62dfe85c9838d53.jpg

2026-03-29 19:02:53 UTC

F’in loser 🤙🏻
https://video.nostr.build/a5222de93f28293fe09c85cd169c14b16209593eb55e92e945f6859ff5212473.mp4

2026-03-29 18:32:29 UTC

Which way, anon?
https://image.nostr.build/10326e4719fcd15172dc100c84b1d84db96daed8e75bd2c447f931897ce117f3.jpg