Gardiner Bryant

Follow me for biased opinions and bad takes. President of Heavy Element, FOSS fan, Linux zealot, Steam Deck gamer.

Known for my YouTube channel and my video games

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gardiner_bryant_at_mastodon.online@mostr.pub

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2024-08-08 12:23:10

I've decided to give up coffee because it just hasn't been agreeing with me. Lots of anxiety, heart palpitations... The works.
Well, I'm on day four of caffeine withdrawals right now. My head is pounding, my whole body aches, my eyes are sensitive to light.
And the most perverse thing about all of this? I only drink decaf because I'm so sensitive to caffeine.
Day four of decaf withdrawals. ✨✨

2024-07-27 19:41:45

In case you missed it, I just published a build of my game Dudelings: Arcade Sportsball for Android. It's available on Itch.io!
If you already own Dudelings on Itch, you can download the Android version!
https://heavy-element.itch.io/dudelings

2024-07-27 03:57:36

🚨🚨 I ported my game to Android 🚨🚨
https://heavy-element.itch.io/dudelings/devlog/771760/an-android-build-yep

2024-07-24 20:08:10

I had to Google "brat slang" because I suddenly started hearing everyone say it. "Brat summer" this, etc.
Then I realized that most of the kids using that term don't know how to Google something. It made me a little sad.

2024-07-20 14:07:18

I'm genuinely flabbergasted as to why people don't like it when private clubs (which is what all websites are) have rules that must be followed in order to be part of the club.
Don't like the club's rules? Don't bitch about it. Find somewhere else.

2024-07-20 13:58:25

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@npub1vfe…5qt5 this is supposed to be... upsetting?

2024-07-20 13:00:41

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@npub1vfe…5qt5 don't make me troll you too. Unironic use of the term "woke" is a **crime** in my book. It deserves the utmost disrespect and extensive mockery.

2024-07-20 11:20:36

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@npub1l7k…szhj oh in definitely being a jerk lol
I know what they think "woke" means, so I mock them for employing baby memes in place of proper discourse.

2024-07-20 00:34:48

I absolutely love trolling shitty comments on my channel. Some guy complained about Nexus Mods being "woke" (whatever the hell that's supposed to be) and I've just been trolling him hard. 🤣🤣

2024-07-16 00:57:22

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2024-07-16 00:57:10

For my own piece of mind: 43e736df7a66e4de39e2569b8d13df2fde397864

2024-07-15 21:48:33

If you could have any superpower what would it be and why is it the power to alphabetize alphabet soup?

2024-07-13 21:34:55

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@npub1gu3…vmzq I've read (but haven't tried) that they work with Linux.

2024-07-13 20:50:26

So... Affinity Photo 2 is actually an incredible program. I wish there was a FOSS offering that could compete with it. Anyone know of one?

2024-07-13 19:47:13

I've spent the better part of today preparing to reveal my next game. I'm so excited it hurts!

2024-07-11 19:20:08

So @npub1a52…kpf4 just posted a video and I'm EXTREMELY proud of her. Go check it out. It's really funny. https://youtu.be/5WFjoORe5sg

2024-07-11 12:53:22

My game Dudelings: Arcade Sportsball is still 20% off (only $3.99) for the next FOUR HOURS ONLY!! Make sure you get yourself a copy since there's a beta for the upcoming feature update "2ND BASE" (dropping July 18th)!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1905160/Dudelings_Arcade_Sportsball/

2024-07-11 00:24:07

I'm coding right now on YouTube!
https://youtube.com/live/BHJ4u6-xLbo?feature=share

2024-07-06 12:47:31

Congratulations on 15 years @npub1tvq…l6jk https://youtu.be/jjqS6u7r6w8

2024-07-05 15:37:00

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@npub1h4y…ntza I still follow ya, bud!

2024-07-01 17:55:44

Well, the Supreme Court just instituted "Secret Hitler" rules.

2024-07-01 09:42:55

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@npub150q…k9uu Biden is the best president in recent history. Certainly in my lifetime. His debate stumbles are no reason to abandon him. Most Americans know that. Trump simply cannot win.

2024-06-29 00:35:04

I'm live right now on YouTube! https://youtube.com/live/LjSX4PN19OU?feature=share

2024-06-22 19:32:14

Congrats to Yoshi H., winner of the KK3 Giveaway! Expect an email at the address you signed up with from my (at) heavyelement.io email address!

2024-06-22 17:58:09

My PC crashed while streaming, so I'm live again, this time with a new URL! https://youtube.com/live/ss6WhlIwFUM?feature=share

2024-06-22 15:32:12

I'm live right now on YouTube doing Godot development LIVE! Stop in and say hi!
https://youtube.com/live/A3rjJwqAz6I?feature=share

2024-06-21 19:23:22

We live in a world of nonsense and chaos. Case in point: `gray` is darker than `darkgray`.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/656/239/857/934/372/original/3d91d65f04be9bcd.jpg

2024-06-21 19:12:00

We like in a world of nonsense and chaos. Case in point: `gray` is darker than `darkgray`

2024-06-20 16:26:19

The word "delve" is used in this article. Does that mean it's AI slop? https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4731168-supreme-court-repatriation-2017-tax-law/

2024-06-20 03:14:40

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@npub1umt…lhmy speciesist

2024-06-17 19:00:47

I'm live on YouTube right now! https://youtube.com/live/zUYzQX0qJ3k?feature=share

2024-06-12 23:12:55

So apparently YouTube is working on injecting ads directly into the video stream.
I actually think this is a neat idea as it will mean that YouTube has a greater financial incentive to move users to Premium.
Injecting ads into the video stream = more money/compute time per view = paying customers cost them less
Also, this should theoretically be better for privacy.
However, knowing Google, they'll mess it up big time. 🙄

2024-06-11 02:53:36

We're really excited for our first newsletter "This Week @ Heavy Element."
Get subscribed because next week we're doing a giveaway!
https://mailchi.mp/96cec52ec2d5/this-week-heavy-element?e=2e5eaa3b77

2024-06-10 15:06:51

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@npub1w0z…ng82 I almost exclusively drink decaf because I'm *extremely* sensitive to caffeine.
I'm about as high on caffeine as I have ever been right now. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

2024-06-10 13:07:14

First time drinking espresso in a minute and I'm now remembering why I never drink it. I'm in for a wild ride. 😅

2024-06-09 13:51:19

I don't believe AI slop counts as speech.

2024-06-08 13:38:11

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@npub1h4y…ntza what is it? Never heard that term before

2024-06-07 03:01:33

Yet another example of #Google's #AIslop going off the rails.
I didn't realize that Disney "owns" Jim Henson, the man.
https://files.mastodon.online/media_attachments/files/112/573/103/524/316/140/original/174694f753fc77f3.png

2024-06-06 23:51:06

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@npub1rh9…4nzw I feel the same way about Cool Edit Pro. They turned it into Audition and then have completely neglected it for 20+ years

2024-06-06 23:00:08

What if you're a contract worker who is given proprietary or confidential information and you agree to Adobe's new "AI gets to train on my projects" TOS?
YOU don't have the right to sublicense or transfer that info to Adobe? Talk about a legal minefield. I can't believe Adobe would add this to their TOS. I hope this blows up in their face in a catastrophic way.
Their apps are literal trash anyway. Nothing of value would be lost if they went out of business.

2024-06-06 16:01:13

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@npub183n…tahh yeah I was gonna say that was from my deep fried era. Lmfao

2024-06-06 12:23:30

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@npub183n…tahh it sure seems that way.
Also, nice banner. 😂

2024-06-06 12:02:47

Dear cheap, generic product pushers,
If your brand is just a jumble of letters (like Vebelgoo or Exadrid or Mebbaces), kindly go to hell and stop wasting your time.

2024-05-31 20:03:14

You cannot believe a single thing a corporatist says.

2024-05-30 16:13:05

Hey @npub1sdl…n06a! I've tried searching the Steam Documentation and your site, but I can't find any information about opening a Remote Play Together window using the API.
What I would like is to add a button in my game that opened the Remote Play Together UI. Is that a feature that exists?

2024-05-30 02:32:04

I don't understand why companies are allowed to issue gift cards and store credit. It should be considered counterfeiting imo

2024-05-23 17:24:40

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@npub1shg…y3ry Apparently he only owns 25% of the company. But I doubt that the company would do it.

2024-05-23 17:20:59

Yikes.
https://www.guru3d.com/story/microsoft-reportedly-readies-billion-bid-to-acquire-valve-steam/

2024-05-23 16:15:22

I'm excited to see the universal brokenness of all these "AI assistants" when Sam Altman drives OpenAI into the ground and their API evaporates.

2024-05-23 13:53:47

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@npub1q6e…yyzk we absolutely have drones with similar dexterity to humans. We also have microsurgery robots that are far more capable than a human. And there are haptics and resistive motors that would work.

2024-05-23 13:38:39

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@npub1q6e…yyzk yes. Having 1:1 human articulation would be better than having an inflated balloon around each finger that restricts movement and dexterity, imho.

2024-05-23 13:08:26

Am I crazy for thinking space suits seem like a huge waste of time and resources? I feel like articulated drones would be far more effective. Like... put on gloves and a VR headset and let the drone go EVA while you control it.

2024-05-18 19:36:47

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I have a sub-menu that closes when using the "B" button. But I also have OptionButtons that can spawn a popup and I want "B" to close the popup without closing the sub-menu, too.

2024-05-18 19:33:21

Anyone with Godot experience want to help me with Dudelings? I've got a very, very stupid problem that I just can't seem to solve.

2024-05-18 04:01:40

I'm doing a giveaway for my game over on my website! https://heavyelement.io/giveaway/dudelings-retail

2024-05-15 03:20:49

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@npub1ker…zwvw I thought he died?!

2024-05-12 21:13:16

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@npub1gfd…7gg6 because GUI

2024-05-07 00:33:12

My brother, @npub1a52…kpf4 and I are playing our game Dudelings: Arcade Sportsball on stream tonight! Come hang out! https://youtube.com/live/JniHkw7yw_Y?feature=share

2024-02-03 02:37:28

It's really concerning that kids don't know what a filesystem is.

2024-02-02 16:58:46

In case you missed it, I've set up a PeerTube instance! https://subscribeto.me