Lyn

Frogs are cool. Crafting is cool. Video games? Pretty cool! Snail mail is cool. Me? Uncool.
Melbourneish, Australia. She/her

YouTube Nonsense: https://www.youtube.com/@frogglin
All the other Nonsense: https://linktr.ee/Frogglin
Weavings Shop: https://wildchook.square.site/

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npub193ald59hu9svvvzkhf35wzxayhfv8gjjauw59dhxsy467wt7s6tsxjfaq9

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frogglin_at_theblower.au@momostr.pink

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2026-07-10 03:51:38 UTC

Long break so went for lunch with the BFF who was a complete gentleman about how much bruschetta I managed to get down my jumper and didn't mock at all...
My cunning plan to simply remove my jumper was thwarted when I realised the t-shirt underneath has coffee down it already.
I'm a classy lady.

2026-07-06 09:52:59 UTC

Bella was denied a bite of my dinner due to onions and then AND THEN denied a biscuit due to chocolate.
I'm being stared at with a certain level of disappointment.

2026-06-13 07:05:10 UTC

How long do you reckon I can resist this pattern for?
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/741/518/664/560/341/original/50dfee3319e52367.png

2026-04-22 10:46:10 UTC

Discussing the NDIS cuts with a friend.
She needed new tyres on her chair, and ended up just paying out of pocket for them because to go through the approved NDIS provider was going to be ages, and also cost 5 times the price the local bike shop charges.
The local bike shop is not an approved NDIS provider and therefore she can't use her NDIS funds with them.
There's your cost blow outs, not kids with autism.

2026-04-22 10:08:07 UTC

FROG.
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/447/795/882/379/910/original/d6a0fa27e9282a59.jpg
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/447/796/008/492/779/original/78ec53e191631f75.jpg

2026-04-22 09:16:47 UTC

It is #WIPWednesday and the title is a lie because it's all finished stuff.
Frog.
#Sewing #Plushies #Handmade #weaving #craft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvbulxbhV0E

2026-04-22 07:22:46 UTC

Bella has had a nice sniff, but the lady with the mastiffs down the road was pissed off we made the dogs bark, so I'll be going the other way from now on, which is a massive hill. My thighs are going to die.

2026-04-21 08:05:18 UTC

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Eggs.

2026-04-21 04:00:56 UTC

Alright, I am retiring to the sewing machine and hoping that fixes my brain.

2026-04-21 02:35:18 UTC

I have a lot of little bites on my arms from I don't know what but meh, all fine. Showed the BFF:
Me: "Look at all my little bites!"
BFF: "Well you will let Bella in the bed"
Me: "How dare you, she's clean"
BFF: "Then what's biting you?"
ME: "I dunno, other bugs. Beetles. There were a lot of ants in the bed the other night"
BFF: "...why were there ants in your bed?"
Me: "I didn't ask"
BFF: "Jesus Christ"

2026-04-21 02:26:03 UTC

Arvo Tiny Dancers.
Coffee at Mary's with the BFF, and then a long chat with the Bushman who is the poster boy for Drug Fuckedness, but harmless. He was telling me what shape Mum makes in the wind, because he's pretty sure she's watching over him. Probably is.
Home to do some cleaning, washing etc before I settle down with the frog. Brother just arrived and I hadn't got to the dishes, bugger.

2026-04-20 11:26:34 UTC

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Entirely possible!
The rest of it seems straightforward, but those might be famous last words 🤣

2026-04-20 10:49:26 UTC

Alright, frog head version three is close enough we are FINALLY moving on to legs.

2026-04-20 09:09:00 UTC

Bit inside my own head today.

2026-04-20 03:41:44 UTC

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She can't afford the application fee.

2026-04-20 02:14:47 UTC

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"Vetinry?" Yes. In this house we watched a lot of "All Creatures Great and Small" and it stuck.

2026-04-20 02:14:03 UTC

Arvo Tiny Dancers. Been out and about this morning, with Dog.
She had to see the vetinry due to allergies (you can see her snout is swollen) so she came to Mary's for coffee with the BFF first.
She's not good with men she doesn't know very well, but the BFF knows where the good scritch spots are, so she was pawing him for more attention.
Then vet, then she decided we'd have a stroll around town where she was very brave (she's not good at noisy places).
The thing about Bella is when you put her in the car she goes straight for the driver's seat, but she doesn't even have a learner's permit.
Gotta go out again in a minute, forgot to stock up on Dad's biscuits.
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/434/601/737/577/747/original/afd4b640d646b4f5.png

2026-04-19 01:01:02 UTC

Good Morning Tiny Dancers.
Later work start today so I went to the Post Office Cafe which isn't called that any more and hasn't been for years but whatever.
I was there partly to have coffee and partly because Rosy and Sienna from Mary's are working there now and were like "Please come and seeeee ussssss" so obviously yes, they're spectacular humans.
Frosty morning, the paddocks looked so shiny white.

2026-04-18 02:15:24 UTC

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I take after my mother.
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/423/285/527/394/993/original/976525416a070649.png

2026-04-18 01:50:18 UTC

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Oh I dig and pull for preference, my brother has a backpack spray thingy set up which he wanders about with.
Though for blackberry I do prefer a little dab of poison. Coz it's hurty.

2026-04-18 01:00:18 UTC

Ugh, we have a burst of bridal creeper on the roadside and in the paddock.
I'll get to pulling before the poison spray is deployed.

2026-04-17 23:47:24 UTC

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Something that's been giving me the pip lately is people putting an H into "Australia".
"Welcome to Aushtralia"

2026-04-17 13:22:14 UTC

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And you should have come to Mum's art classes!
1. She was rarely in the room anyway.
2. Someone would say "Ugh this flower doesn't look like it should" and she would say "It looks like YOU drew it, it's great!"

2026-04-17 13:21:17 UTC

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The back of the head was oddly elongated, even after I unpicked and resewed so I just made up my own seam. It has worked!

2026-04-17 12:49:54 UTC

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Okay I have reshaped the head. This is fine. It's fine.

2026-04-17 10:31:35 UTC

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It's got wabi-sabi but it's working.

2026-04-17 09:53:47 UTC

Okay back to the frog. The instructions are not very instructy so we'll see how I get on.

2026-04-17 09:21:54 UTC

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Looks like the outside pipe was knocked or shifted and because this house is built on "That'll do" and "Close enough", it's disconnected from the inside pipe.
Need a hand to reconnect it, annoyingly.

2026-04-17 09:03:06 UTC

A fun new development in the kitchen, drained the sink after doing the dishes and all the water came out of the cupboard.
Taking a deep breath then going to investigate.

2026-04-17 07:31:12 UTC

I have a lot of Jan's sewing supplies and Janice these pins are shit.

2026-04-16 23:48:56 UTC

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I had the tashe and beard lasered, PCOS meant it was always quite thick, but sometimes there are sleeper cell agents waiting to grow an inch overnight.
Overnight right?
No one said anything about it yesterday...

2026-04-16 23:46:50 UTC

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I just found a ONE INCH HAIR on my chin where the fuck did that come from??

2026-04-16 11:15:08 UTC

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Haha last year Dad was in hospital so he arranged for them to take me out to dinner.
They never showed 🤣

2026-04-16 11:10:56 UTC

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I do, but the relief team are inclined to weekends away so it's unlikely.

2026-04-16 08:57:11 UTC

Dad wandered past as I was dishing up my dinner.
Him: "That's very... green"
Me: "It's palak paneer, do you want some?"
Him: "NO. No."
Me: "Onion bhaji?"
Him: "Jesus christ"

2026-04-16 05:25:23 UTC

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Someone I went to school with has L and R tattooed on her hands, so yanno... there are ways.

2026-04-16 05:16:46 UTC

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It's Directional Dyslexia.
I don't know if I have it, but if I'm trying to think of a direction I often have to click the fingers on the matching hand before I say anything, just to confirm to my brain I'm getting it right.

2026-04-16 05:14:01 UTC

There's a yarn show on my birthday and I had a nice little day dream about a day trip to the yarn show, which isn't possible but it would be nice!
They've got sheeps!

2026-04-16 01:50:06 UTC

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Mum roundly rejected it anyway so it's not as troubling as it might have been.
Once we outgrew the primary school Mother's Day stall ("Here's $5, I want a PLANT, a PLANT!") we gave it up entirely.

2026-04-16 00:59:14 UTC

Advert: "What's the perfect gift for your Mum this Mother's Day?"
Me: "ouija board"

2026-04-15 07:18:13 UTC

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The news break breathlessly said they have the King's itinerary for his US visit.
Allow me to fart, loudly, right over the top of that.

2026-04-15 06:01:37 UTC

News: "The Duke of Sussex has -"
Me: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHBLARGLE"

2026-04-15 04:44:58 UTC

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The husband of a lady I know got a dog for the kids.
Friend said "NOT INSIDE" so Siddy started in the yard.
Two nights later there was a big storm, so friend said "Okay, he can sleep in the laundry but NOT in the actual HOUSE"
The next day he was allowed on the lino/tile but "NOT on the carpet"
Anyway he sleeps on her bed now, took less than a week.

2026-04-15 02:39:09 UTC

Arvo Tiny Dancers.
Was much longer getting coffee than planned due to Chats with Everyone.
Did the rounds of the shops, madness down town today, half the district appears to be wandering about.
Was chatting to a lady at Mary's who had her dog with her and was getting it to do tricks.
I said "Oh my dog does a good trick at 3am where she licks my face until I lift up the blanket for her"
Horrified reply was: "Well WE do PACK ORDER so Daisy sleeps ON THE FLOOR"
I said "Cool, Bella sleeps where ever she wants to"
Conversation was aborted by the other party 🤣

2026-04-13 23:17:53 UTC

Good Morning Tiny Dancers.
Things are a bit rough this morning, I have been avoiding getting up by snuggling a Bella but the time has come.
I'll zip out for a coffee later, that'll keep me going.

2026-04-13 23:04:40 UTC

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I've never had it either, I've never felt the need and as Mum said "if we don't use Medicare they'll take it away".
Friend with private health needed a knee op and was booked in ready to go and then told her out of pocket would be $50k.
My out of pocket for the hysterectomy was zero.

2026-04-13 09:20:43 UTC

Veggie lasagna for dinner and it was delicious.
Wish I could find Mum's recipe for veggie lasagna, she got it from a friend of hers so it'll be around here somewhere on loose paper.

2026-04-13 05:18:25 UTC

Bella has had a walk and I didn't let her roll in fox shit TWICE and no one really knows how hard it is to be Bella.

2026-04-13 02:33:23 UTC

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I am going to pot it out *after* Brother and SIL leave, to be sneaky and to stop them emptying the pot out and taking it home.
"Oh please Lyn, who would empty out a plant pot to take it home when it's got a plant in it"
"WELL..."

2026-04-13 02:27:39 UTC

I have been bleak about the loss of the big buddleia, it's a bit of a stab every time I walk outside and see the gap where it was.
However! The wonderful @npub1emv…wnhu suggested cuttings. I thought I might be too late as it was all droopy on the bonfire pile, but it's perked up in some water and I'll pot it out and see how we go.
Mum always let it run riot (with some pruning so the path was still a path) because of the huge amount of butterflies and birds and all sorts it brought into the garden, and while I can easily buy a new buddleia, and I'm not overly sentimental about stuff and things, I didn't want to lose this big one.

2026-04-12 09:48:17 UTC

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I'm ovenless :(
I did make sour dough hot cross buns one year and they were amazing.

2026-04-12 09:30:17 UTC

The last of the grainy sourdough has been devoured.
Better get some more.

2026-04-12 07:22:57 UTC

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Rude of them to be honest.
I once offered a patron some water at the Library, she had come up the steep carpark on a hot day, and she *screeched* at me because she was on restricted liquids and couldn't have water.
My mind reading powers, like yours, failed me.
That person is a dick, I am sorry they made you feel in any way bad.

2026-04-11 23:56:53 UTC

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A masto Island Cluster?
"Oh Lyn has her flag up, kettle must be on, to the boat!"

2026-04-11 23:37:24 UTC

Headline: "Three islands off Tasmania for sale"
Me: "I'm listening..."

2026-04-11 10:58:01 UTC

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I completely forgot about Dad just then 🤣 Maybe in a few years.

2026-04-11 10:52:31 UTC

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I have friends who moved to Fish Creek last year, I should invite myself down for the weekend.

2026-04-11 09:23:18 UTC

Today's card is going to the USA to someone who asked for weird cards. I think this qualifies.
#Postcrossing #Postcard #SnailMail
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/385/333/959/553/818/original/f83d732662f89499.png

2026-04-11 07:33:11 UTC

Chooks got lightly rained on, although by the way Beans responded you'd be forgiven for thinking there was a loose tiger about.

2026-04-11 06:23:57 UTC

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We just started some icy, sleeting rain. Shall I send it up?
And yep the big floofy bed, she's snoozing with her toy banana.

2026-04-11 05:36:10 UTC

I caved and lit the fire.
Then Bella stared at me until I moved her bed in front of it.
She is currently being a luxury dog in her big bed by the fire.

2026-04-11 05:18:03 UTC

Alrighty, there's some new things in the shop! Is this everything? No. More to come, but for now there's a few new bits.
Anything with a white background in the shop is newly listed, but you can look at the older stuff too I'll let you.
(Shipping Australia only atm I'm sorry)
https://wildchook.square.site/s/shop?page=1&limit=30&sort_by=created_date&sort_order=desc
#weaving #ShopSmall #handmade
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/384/373/598/683/644/original/763db3b74f51b114.jpeg

2026-04-10 05:15:00 UTC

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I have looked up porcupine fish.
They are not smol. They may or may not be worried.

2026-04-10 05:05:36 UTC

My first quarter Maxi Cards releases arrived and I'm in love with this fish.
Just a little guy.
So worried.
So smol.
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/378/661/289/970/277/original/d06c21b9b89e3051.png

2026-04-10 00:54:28 UTC

Ironing is so much easier when you remember to plug the iron in.

2026-04-10 00:25:55 UTC

https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/377/558/172/795/355/original/f33dbf71de12a198.png

2026-04-09 23:08:01 UTC

Yesterday was the 9th anniversary of that time we lost a whole John Clarke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

2026-04-09 23:05:39 UTC

Good Morning Tiny Dancers.
I am working, but only three hours of work today so I will probably do some shop updates later OR I will not do that.

2026-04-09 05:47:51 UTC

Lotta rain out there, which I like.

2026-04-09 04:58:04 UTC

Hey, meat eaters - do any of you like kidney?
This isn't for anything, I'm just curious.

2026-04-09 02:54:57 UTC

Right, I have some very lovely and surprisingly strong fabric for bags that I have been avoiding because it's also slippery.
The time has come.
I have already called it a cunt for sliding off the table.

2026-04-09 00:42:39 UTC

I've stripped the bed to wash the sheets and Bella is appalled. She keeps getting up on the mattress, standing there for a minute then coming out to tell me there's no blankets.

2026-04-08 09:03:04 UTC

It is #WIPWednesday and also frog shirt.
FROG SHIRT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZQYP0Dd7EA
#weaving #handmade #craft #yarn #RigidHeddleLoom

2026-04-08 04:47:57 UTC

I shall let the chooks out shortly and see if the nest box was raided along with the egg basket. Hopefully not, I bought spinach and feta for fancy scrambled eggs and it's not a very good scrambled eggs if it lacks egg.

2026-04-07 11:48:58 UTC

Today's card is going to Japan, to a fellow frog person.
#Postcard #Postcrossing #SnailMail
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/363/257/235/123/192/original/1c75a352bbc8aca5.png

2026-04-07 05:53:18 UTC

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Further to this, I am currently shopping for a doll chair.
There is, I remind you, no bluff. Frog will be coming to coffee.

2026-04-07 05:52:41 UTC

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I have the Lego Bonsai entirely because the blossom version is frogs.

2026-04-07 05:30:17 UTC

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They had a lovely bath in the sunshine and then snuck up on me.
There I am, lining up a shot and then OW OW OW 🤣

2026-04-07 05:01:46 UTC

Not fancy but it sorta works.
Got the last one photographed just as the rain started so well done me.
And the chooks helped the whole process by stabbing my legs, which helps the creative juices.
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/361/658/528/874/378/original/6fee7bd2b3223da2.png

2026-04-07 03:19:06 UTC

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Can we start a club with no meetings and a lot of going back to bed?

2026-04-07 03:00:41 UTC

I should do things, but I am sitting down and lacking oomph due to *waves hands around* the everything.

2026-04-07 02:42:01 UTC

Bought Bella some sweet potato treats as the shop was out of her chicken free biscuits and gave her one to see if she likes them (she does).
Then she had her cow hoof because I always get her one at the stock feed.
Now she's staring at me while I have lunch, letting me know she likes cheese actually.
No chance Pupper.

2026-04-07 02:04:26 UTC

Arvo Tiny Dancers.
Been down to get Dad's smokes then back down for shopping and coffee (he was fully out so didn't want to make him wait till I had filled up on coffee).
Pakidge sent to my cousin, one more waiting for me at the PO (postcards, pretend you're surprised). Now tracking all my pakidges for Frog Bits.
Me: "Then I'll make the frog and carry her with me everywhere"
BFF: "Everywhere?"
Me: "Yes, I'll get a doll seat so she can sit on the table when we have coffee"
BFF: "I... see"
He's gunna call my bluff. There is no bluff.

2026-04-06 08:03:35 UTC

I need all of you to line up and turn out your pockets. SOMEONE has my packing tape.

2026-04-06 06:36:09 UTC

God today just went zoomy zoomers.
Too much sitting about chatting I suppose, but I did pat two dogs.
TWO.
WHOO.
Three if you count Miss Bella and you should.

2026-04-06 05:05:30 UTC

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She was up yesterday and I hid an egg for my dinner BUT she didn't take the rest! I am RICH with eggs!!

2026-04-06 05:00:35 UTC

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I've just measured the distance between me and the neighbours' garage, it is 167 metres and I shouldn't be able to hear them getting home and yet...

2026-04-06 04:53:21 UTC

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Have I ever thought "I sure wish I could cook an egg in the air fryer"? No. Did I buy a thingy to put in the airfryer to make eggs? Yes it was $2.

2026-04-06 04:49:39 UTC

Arvo Tiny Dancers. Double cafe today thank you I am quite posh.
Coffee with the BFF this morning then lunch with Annie the drumming teacher elsewhere.
With a quick trip to Mitre10 for needle nose pliers and Misc Crap From The Misc Crap Section.
Still no limits on the amount of petrol you can get at my local, though they're out of diesel. Topped off the tank while I was in the area.

2026-04-05 03:40:14 UTC

Hey fun fact, you can actually wash things before you post them in the Free Goods group!
Free, one slightly damaged air fryer and the remains of many dinners splattered around inside it.
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/350/013/753/977/882/original/67f0b6579aa6e562.png

2026-04-05 02:55:28 UTC

Arvo Tiny Dancers. Been out to get a few bits for dinner and also have a coffee.
Only one place open today if you don't count the bakery and I don't count the bakery for coffee.
BFF joined me, we ordered then waited for ages before one of the lasses popped over with a notepad to ask what we'd ordered because of course, on a busy day, the computer system had fallen over.
Poor things.
I'm not usually one to be into cars, but I made an exception in this case.
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/349/796/672/121/531/original/c3a88b53ee9e05f4.png

2026-04-04 12:35:01 UTC

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indeed! It is nice and long! Proper wrap size.

2026-04-04 09:19:14 UTC

Today's card is going to Finland, to a bird watcher.
#postcrossing #Postcard #SnailMail
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/345/682/372/504/486/original/32851836bf2f42e1.png

2026-04-04 08:18:28 UTC

The monochrome weave came off the loom yesterday and then I decided to procrastinate on the fringe. Oops.

2026-04-04 01:31:02 UTC

Arvo Tiny Dancers.
I have been out an about, along with everyone else in the area. Went to the cafe at the very far end of town because it was less manic, but still pretty manic.
Spot of shopping, coffee, bit more shopping. Some nice chats with people. Ah, feeling more human.
Now home. Feeling less human, but I did buy a very fancy smelly candle when I went into the gift shop to tell the owner her new shop down the road is looking fabulous.
It's been painted baby poo brown for years, she's rebranded it in dark green and white and it looks a million times happier.

2026-04-03 08:55:55 UTC

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These ones! They write like an Artline Fine liner, but don't smudge (which is good for glossy postcard backs).
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/339/930/623/005/185/original/bf300eabbaad2411.png

2026-04-03 03:29:56 UTC

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I'm partly enjoying it. It's non fiction, about their time on a Greek Island in the 1950s. Some of it is a bit flowery wordy but it's fascinating to see the culture of the island.
I'll post it up when I'm finished if you like.

2026-04-03 03:15:48 UTC

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I am currently in the middle of "Mermaid Singing".
I didn't know she'd suicided, saw the note and thought "Gosh she died young" and then rabbit holed.
Was one of Mum's favourite books so I thought I'd have a read before I pass it on to the little library.

2026-04-03 03:05:10 UTC

I did the dishes, btw. They are done. From now on, no one in this house may eat OR drink.

2026-04-02 07:50:28 UTC

Today's card is going to China, to someone who wants cute images to decorate her baby's room.
#Postcard #Postcrossing #SnailMail
https://cdn.theblower.au/media_attachments/files/116/334/009/178/948/548/original/326bdf2e07441c62.png