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2026-04-21 02:35:18 UTC

Lyn on Nostr: I have a lot of little bites on my arms from I don't know what but meh, all fine. ...

I have a lot of little bites on my arms from I don't know what but meh, all fine. Showed the BFF:

Me: "Look at all my little bites!"
BFF: "Well you will let Bella in the bed"
Me: "How dare you, she's clean"
BFF: "Then what's biting you?"
ME: "I dunno, other bugs. Beetles. There were a lot of ants in the bed the other night"
BFF: "...why were there ants in your bed?"
Me: "I didn't ask"
BFF: "Jesus Christ"