Steve Gisselbrecht

Effete liberal Northeast urban atheist homosexual academic. He/him BUT SINGULAR THEY IS FINE. LGBwiththeT or GTFO. Profile pic is me donating platelets!

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2026-04-20 17:02:00 UTC

If you supervise someone, and ESPECIALLY if you supervise someone really good, take this opportunity to ask yourself, "Have I told them lately that they're really good, or pointed out something that they did really well?"
Maybe you do not need this reminder but I sure do, and I've had awesome people that I co-supervised express doubts that made clear that I had just *forgotten* to let them know they were awesome. (There's an understandable default to not worry about what's working well. But.)

2026-03-27 19:32:01 UTC

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@nprofile…v9vp
I'm much too lazy to make a book but a long time ago (and before developing many of my current favorites) I put a bunch of my recipes online and you can still find them here:
https://web.archive.org/web/20080602090615/http://www.apocalypse.org/~steve/

2026-03-27 16:38:31 UTC

I make a pistachio butter vinaigrette, with dried tarragon and green peppercorn, a little honey and dijon mustard, sherry vinegar, and olive oil. It's very good, but last night we had it on a salad with a lot of Belgian endive and HOLY SHIT IT RULED SO MUCH, the sweet tangy richness perfectly balanced the bitter crispness, I really can't recommend this highly enough.

2026-03-23 18:05:41 UTC

I woke up feeling vaguely iffy and my temp is 38C (like 100.2) and the flies will be fine tomorrow and there's intermittent cold rain, and I JUST told @nprofile…v0r8 recently "If you have a fever you MUST stay home and rest" so rather than be a complete hypocrite, I'm taking the day off. I have some work I can do from home on the computer between naps.

2026-03-01 23:22:51 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0
Oh, see, I was gonna say to tell her you applied. Ensure maximum rage.

2026-02-26 19:29:31 UTC

People of Earth, I am imploring you.
Do not look at your phone while walking or driving.
I promise I am as internet-addicted as the next 21st century guy. I promise. But when you are in motion, controlling your own momentum, put your phone away and focus your attention on your surroundings. If you happen to know that the alert it has just made is an urgent message requiring your immediate attention, find a place out of the way of traffic to attend it.
Please.

2026-02-24 23:00:08 UTC

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@nprofile…pfuj
You know they literally hung it in the Louvre, right?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/feb/23/activists-hang-andrew-photo-louvre-everyone-hates-elon

2026-02-24 22:24:09 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Bridge,_River_Thames

2026-02-21 22:04:40 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0
I am loving this journey for you!

2026-02-17 03:40:16 UTC

Who up morgin' back into develop?

2026-02-16 03:55:58 UTC

I filed my taxes last weekend and there's a spot on the US federal tax return for "Occupation" and friends, I still legitimately feel a thrill putting "Scientist" in that box. Every. Single. Time.
There are things that are shitty about it, it's a job like any job, sometimes you don't wanna, and then there's now (!), but if you asked me when I was FIVE what I wanted to be when I grew up, that was the answer. I'm living the dream. It's a stress dream right now, yes, but it's the dream.

2026-02-11 18:40:36 UTC

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@nprofile…4nps
"need"

2026-02-06 01:13:12 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0
Self-care! We love to see it!

2026-01-22 18:52:52 UTC

I totally get why people in an industry like having awards and pay attention to them—I'm always interested in the Nobels every year, and it's not like I'm up for one, I assure you—but it's mystifying to me that people who are not in the industry care. And they care so much! People plan their Oscar watch parties months in advance! It's wild.

2025-11-17 03:50:31 UTC

Someone tried to follow me whose profile said they were a VP at SpaceX and had the MAGA hashtag. I went back and forth about whether I should block immediately or post a bunch of stuff about how Elon is a fucking nepo knob and I'm seriously hoping for Nuremberg trials for the Trumpists at some point first but decided that it's probably just a troll or a disinfo bot or something and blocked.

2025-09-06 22:04:52 UTC

Just replying about the importance of reporting harrassment in a black person's mentions was enough to get me two different racist trolls responding, obviously with homophobic abuse because of course.
If you have enjoyed the privilege of thinking that the fediverse does not have a racism problem because we're all so great here, stop that right now.

2025-09-06 18:50:37 UTC

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@nprofile…args @nprofile…f5qn
The reporting is key, and showing us this so that we can also report it.
Although when I tried to go to their account to do so, their instance is already blocked by mas.to.

2025-09-05 15:35:26 UTC

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@nprofile…args @nprofile…pj45
I feel very lucky that I have a friend who's into sustainable fashion, who made me think about the question, "What had to happen to get you that product at that price, or more to the point, whom did it have to happen to?" BEFORE the rise of Temu, so that I was preinoculated to see their whole approach as exploitive and offputting.

2025-08-24 18:49:58 UTC

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@nprofile…gjmz
En Anglais, nous disons "OH FUCK YES!"

2025-08-14 06:02:59 UTC

Your occasional reminder that boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.

2025-08-12 17:43:35 UTC

I'm 56 years old, and I'm not really sure I can recommend it.

2025-08-08 20:27:17 UTC

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@nprofile…gk57
I cook with a LOT of spices, but I think my core favorite is ground coriander seed. To paraphrase the Frank's ads, I put that shit in everything. Goes in curries, great with "American Chinese food"-style stir-fries, terrific in Mediterranean-style mixes with thyme, oregano, rosemary, and even some desserts.

2025-08-08 16:20:35 UTC

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@nprofile…gk57
Basically all of them!

2025-08-04 17:49:11 UTC

The thing that makes me crazy about machine learning in science is that if I said in my Methods section, "I looked at all the data and decided which ones were affected" I'd be crucified in peer review, while if I said, "I trained a recurrent neural network for an unsupervised classification task" it'd be treated as cutting edge science, and the former is the latter with a bigger, better configured network.

2025-08-03 18:00:18 UTC

I learned about a new *organ* recently!
Not actually new, of course, they've existed for millions of years, but newly known about by me. I've been both a biologist and an intellectual magpie for a LONG time so finding out about a whole human organ I didn't know existed is interesting to me. And it has some cool cell biology, so join me, if you'd like, on a little journey of discovery about …
The Meibomian glands. (1/12)

2025-08-02 18:12:17 UTC

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@nprofile…args
The thing about this guy is that he has literally never had the experience of sitting down with a complicated idea or question and worked through it. He doesn't, on some deep level, believe that that's a thing. His fury with Fauci, with this woman, with the Fed chief, with anyone who reports inconvenient facts, is that he thinks they're bullshitting, because it's all he's ever done or known, and doesn't understand why they don't say the most convenient bullshit.

2025-07-25 18:18:02 UTC

All of life is tradeoffs. I caffeinated a bit extra today because I have to read page proofs, but first I have to tend my larvae and my hands are a little shaky. (My job is weird.)

2025-07-25 18:17:20 UTC

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@nprofile…s0cr
So much of modern life is trying to function and wondering why we feel like shit all the time when everything is visibly going to hell all around us. And I am sorry.
You are actually doing great! You're amazing! But it feels bad because everything feels bad, and I'm sorry.

2025-07-20 18:40:38 UTC

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@nprofile…s0cr
You are so interesting!!!
Interesting is my favorite kind of person and what I aspire to the most, and every time we see a glimpse into your fascinating mind and all the cool stuff you do, it's a gift.

2025-07-18 19:16:50 UTC

After a bunch of struggle, it KINDA looks like a lot of my cloning is going forward now, so I might be able to do this experiment before I run out of money.

2025-07-09 21:03:49 UTC

It would appear that, after the 4.4 update, alt text no longer appears automatically on mouseover of an image, which I was initially annoyed by, but it now shows up if you click on the little ALT symbol AND YOU CAN SELECT AND COPY FROM IT!!!
This is all in the standard web interface using Firefox so maybe you could before but I couldn't, and now I can.

2025-07-07 18:12:59 UTC

Well, our summary statement came back.
They didn't come right out and say "Your grant sucks, fuck off outta here with that nonsense" but they sure did convey it.

2025-07-07 01:12:56 UTC

Woke up ~noon, kayaked 7 miles on the river with my husband, came home and showered, walked into Harvard Sq. and got Saloniki (fancy Greek takeout), first dessert (tried the new ice cream place), and second dessert (cannoli for later). Saw hot shirtless guys out running around, biking, skateboarding, even shirts and skins roller hockey! Now I'm tired but I'm on the couch and I don't have to do anything.
Excellent day.

2025-07-04 23:06:39 UTC

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@nprofile…2gcn
"accidentally"

2025-07-01 18:11:02 UTC

STILL GAY, BITCHEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!

2025-06-30 21:50:53 UTC

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@nprofile…85tn
Being offered "No Soliciting" signs that you did not ask for is like a verse in an Alanis Morissette song.

2025-06-29 03:48:22 UTC

Okay, we saw a band, I have an ELABORATE cheesecake in the oven, and now to try to cut another 1 1/2 pages from the grant, which is due in just over 32 hours.

2025-06-23 21:30:54 UTC

I want to share a fun tidbit about insects and metamorphosis. I'm a biologist and I think this is really cool, but I do also recognize that a lot of regular people would find this pretty gross, so I'm gonna put all the subsequent posts in this thread behind a content warning.
So, as a kid I learned about insect metamorphosis. You see a caterpillar and a cocoon or chrysalis and then a butterfly. (e.g.) And a butterfly's body sort of looks like a caterpillar, if you don't look too close. (…)

2025-06-19 16:34:56 UTC

You know what I love? Well, lots of things, but relevantly here: gay wedding pictures. Can you post yours? I looked at #GayWedding and it's GOOD but there aren't that many. I want more!

2025-06-13 20:15:30 UTC

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@nprofile…gk57
Oh, honey.

2025-06-13 20:09:01 UTC

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@nprofile…uk4z
While my PI was on maternity leave, I was the reference in her away message for "scientific inquiries." And I got a wild email from someone whose friend was pushing some kind of MLM scam product at her to use "scalar fields" to protect from the "harmful effects" of nearby power lines.
She looked online, found the head of the Biophysics Program at Harvard Medical School, thought, "She'll know," and sent an email. I was proud of her!

2025-06-13 19:09:07 UTC

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@nprofile…gk57
My best friend gave me a tie with false-colored scanning electron micrographs of Ebola on it. The first time I wore it to a wedding, my husband said, "You can't wear that tie!" But I correctly maintained that anyone who recognized it would love it. (And the bride was a biologist!)

2025-06-13 00:02:41 UTC

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@nprofile…args
My favorite tree tidbit is that they’re not a clade, but more like a strategy. A maple is more closely related to parsley than to pine.

2025-06-06 17:09:30 UTC

WAIT WAIT HOW DOES WHISPERING WORK IN TONAL LANGUAGES???
#Linguistics #BatSignal

2025-06-05 14:51:16 UTC

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@nprofile…zp6v
The view from the US (where we famously get little and shallow news about things happening in other countries) really makes it seem like, around the last independence referendum, there was a serious campaign of "Stay and we'll be friendly and reasonable" and Stay barely won and then the English went FULL NUTSO on you and now, having broken their part of the bargain, refuse to allow another referendum reflecting reality.

2025-06-03 14:52:49 UTC

I've had a small back spasm this morning and they happen when you're old, it's absolutely no big deal, but I can't take ibuprofen right now unless I cancel my platelet donation for today, and I don't want to.
I'ma be REAL psyched to take it when I'm done, though.

2025-05-28 04:29:28 UTC

All right I don't usually post these but this was extreme.
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zaratustra.itch.io/dordle

2025-05-21 15:49:03 UTC

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@nprofile…gu7x
Right? I don't even like spell-check!

2025-05-18 00:04:33 UTC

Eurovision is one of those things, like quantum mechanics, that I believe in because of the preponderance of evidence, not because it makes any kind of intuitive sense to me.

2025-05-14 01:06:05 UTC

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@nprofile…2gcn
I'm sorry for your loss and the undoubtedly complicated feelings around it.

2025-05-10 17:32:47 UTC

DELIGHTED to learn that Caturday on hispanohablante mastodon is Ságato.

2025-04-29 21:01:42 UTC

I have a bunch of work and all the flies to feed before vacation starts tomorrow and I could not be less interested.

2025-04-25 17:13:37 UTC

I am very tired and I would prefer not to.

2025-04-25 06:55:45 UTC

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@nprofile…gk57
Everyone looks good in front of the Gates of Hell.
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/114/397/285/728/887/795/original/578d85491f52b9f6.jpg

2025-04-23 17:39:46 UTC

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@nprofile…6urt
Careful, or I may tell you about them AT PAINFUL LENGTH.

2025-04-23 17:34:16 UTC

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@nprofile…6urt
Probably the basal ganglia.
There are SO MANY CHOICES but the basal ganglia are probably the one nearest to my heart (metaphorically).

2025-04-17 05:32:50 UTC

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@nprofile…s0cr
I confess that I brought it back myself. I was furious about the UK and thought, I already explained this!

2025-04-16 00:41:24 UTC

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@nprofile…gk57
For all that some of his stuff gets undeniably cheesy, ALW gets the credit for my lifelong love of odd time signatures.

2025-04-12 22:50:32 UTC

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@nprofile…0747
When we went to remote and then hybrid conferences during the acknowledged part of the pandemic, I was struck by the disability community voices saying, "Finally we can participate!"
I'm furious at how eager the organizers have been to return to exclusion.

2025-04-11 16:22:10 UTC

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@nprofile…x759
Love to grill asparagus and portobello caps (marinated in cheap balsamic, olive oil, salt/pepper/thyme/oregano). Zucchini spears with garlic/hot pepper oil. Quick polenta chilled, cut in squares, and brushed with oil. Grilled halloumi is always hugely popular. Chili-rubbed pineapple. If we're grilling anyway I'll put an eggplant, an onion, and some garlic on there and then later in the week make baba ganoush and sourdough flatbreads.

2025-04-07 12:52:49 UTC

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@nprofile…gu7x
No, you're right. I meant speculation, i guess?
All of this is very not-readily-expressed-in-500-characters. The "You don't hate Mondays, you hate Capitalism" graffiti ignores that there are no weekends in subsistence farming. And yet there's clearly something happening in finance right now that is antisocial.

2025-04-07 06:22:35 UTC

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@nprofile…6urt
These are so great! Thank you for doing this!

2025-04-07 02:41:23 UTC

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@nprofile…gu7x
Finance is the problem!

2025-04-07 00:14:43 UTC

I felt absolutely like shit today and I haven't run in nearly a month and I was NOT feeling it but I feel like it's been all excuses lately and I just gotta do it so I went out for a 10K and It Was Okay. #SlowBoizRunClub

2025-03-29 19:25:46 UTC

Good morning I feel like a million bucks.
Well, not really. But my life is structured around not really getting enough sleep during the week and making it up on weekends, and last weekend I was at a conference and my alarm went off at 6:30 am on Saturday so that I could be caffeinated and showered and dressed and ready for the first talk at 8. Flew home redeye Sunday night. And all week I've felt like shit, and today I got up at 2 pm and it's glorious.

2025-03-24 20:24:27 UTC

I am home and eating my own cooking and it is nice.

2025-03-23 03:11:25 UTC

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@nprofile…2gcn
Penzeys!
https://www.penzeys.com/shop/about-republicans/

2025-03-21 21:53:35 UTC

Your friendly occasional reminder that, if you want to read an academic paper but it’s paywalled, you can email the author and they are allowed to send you a pdf. You can’t imagine how delighted they will generally be to think that someone actually wants to read their work.

2025-03-17 22:26:46 UTC

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@nprofile…dpy5
I saw a Jesus-y one for the first time today, and, just … read the fucking room.

2025-03-14 05:10:51 UTC

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@nprofile…gk57
Hi, I'm a scientist! I wish there were magic but alas, I see no evidence of it. I'm happy to listen if you want to vent.

2025-03-12 20:23:03 UTC

I've been thinking today, for no discernable reason, of the phrase "mutton dressed as lamb." It makes me so mad that such a great phrase, so pithy and vivid and efficient, exists (or, charitably, existed) to express such a vile concept. Great imagery, terrible image. I hate that I love it.

2025-03-12 20:07:12 UTC

"Unsubscribing from all marketing emails will prevent you from receiving your Hilton Honors monthly statement."
You promise?

2025-03-10 23:25:57 UTC

Deeply disturbed by the trend I have observed in science of treating models built from data as additional data.

2025-03-03 17:09:18 UTC

I have an acquaintance who is bedazzling her 12-foot skeleton. She started just before last Halloween and expects it to take about a year. She gets high and watches TV and glues rhinestones to it. It relaxes her.
I asked and she said I could share some pictures here, because I just felt like this would be catnip to a certain segment of mastodon.
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/114/099/584/850/156/486/original/2c17dfbcd6266073.jpg
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/114/099/584/851/621/112/original/df58e637ead74f8b.jpg
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/114/099/591/691/421/453/original/240ea92c4c414699.jpg

2025-03-03 02:27:06 UTC

A @nprofile…args post about early life forms and weird body plans reminded me of one of my favorite "fun facts" about evo-devo (the evolution of development), which is that basically half of all creatures are upside-down.
By which I mean that once something developed the idea of a head and a front end and back end, there was soon a belly and a back. And even VERY distantly related animals use the same genes and pathways to set up that belly-back axis. (…)

2025-03-02 23:51:02 UTC

Yesterday Tomas Machac won his first tour-level #tennis tournament, making his top 20 debut in the world rankings. I think he's really hot, in a "What if Peter Dinklage were 6 ft tall" kind of way, and perhaps more to the point, he wears some of the shortest shorts on the men's tour, so you're welcome.
https://www.atptour.com/en/video/extended-highlights-machac-marches-past-davidovich-fokina-clinches-maiden-tourlevel-title-in-acapulc
#MiscellaneousCuteGuy

2025-03-01 23:58:34 UTC

I saw a mastodon post yesterday or the day before that was like, "Hey, do you know about [thing I do at work every day] and [other thing I do at work every day]? We're hiring to do those things in Lyon!"
I can't say I wasn't intrigued.

2025-03-01 21:34:28 UTC

I mean, I'm definitely a scientist, and I'm definitely mad.

2025-02-26 15:50:12 UTC

I've just learned that LinkedIn has a reels-style short video feature now and I'm definitely at an age where I'd fuck up my back if I ever cringed that hard.

2025-02-24 02:39:35 UTC

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@nprofile…s0cr
OMG! Self-care!
We absolutely love to see it!

2025-02-18 20:42:26 UTC

I'm wearing PANTS!
As I am on vacation and specifically to rest and recover from a brutal couple of months at work, I haven't left the house or indeed put pants* on since Friday.
*I'm not counting sweatpants. I mean this in the US sense of trousers but also I wasn't wearing underwear with the sweatpants so this all works in UK English too.

2025-02-16 03:07:59 UTC

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@nprofile…6zjl
I recall a cell biology lecturer who referred to a certain protein, also known as …, and also known as …, and then turned from the board and deadpan announced, "Scientists would rather use each others' toothbrushes than use each others' nomenclatures."

2025-02-13 02:12:03 UTC

I think I survived?
I think I … did it?
It was literally 4 days after Thanksgiving when I met with my boss and we hatched this INSANE plan to do a ridiculous amount of stuff stupidly fast for a grant that was due February 12th. And even after the science part, which all sort of just barely worked, and this whole last weekend in the microscope room, there was getting the actual grant document into submissible shape and … now I don't have to do that, because I did.
I don't know how to feel.

2025-02-07 17:20:34 UTC

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@nprofile…args
There was a parking lot here in Boston where the Muddy River (part of Frederick Law Olmsted's famous "Emerald Necklace") ran in a tunnel underground, that just recently got surfaced and landscaped. It's pretty now! Here's a tiny little screenshot from streetview; this was a parking lot!
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/113/963/746/041/786/715/original/6906161073a889f3.png

2024-09-14 19:27:59 UTC

Respond to this if you would like a compliment.
(Apologies in advance if I get behind / distracted / overwhelmed / lose interest.)

2024-04-05 16:26:34 UTC

Hello yes it is Bandcamp Friday again. Think about how important music is in your life and give a musician some money so they can buy food so they can stay alive to keep making music. It's an enlightened self-interest thing.

2024-01-20 22:07:45 UTC

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Okay, sex determination in humans.
This shit is COMPLICATED and this will probably be a longish thread. Sorry. But I've seen a lot of people claim that "biology says" that everyone is either male or female, full stop, and it's just not true. 1/22

2024-01-20 22:07:32 UTC

I want to rescue this from my account on the birdsite but I once got into arguing with TERFs (it happens, try not to judge me too harshly) and as a biologist I just wanted to push back a little on the "it's just biology" line, so I wrote the following:

2023-10-22 18:08:42 UTC

I understand that sending texts in meticulously capitalized and punctuated complete sentences makes me An Old and the thing is I am 100% fine with that.

2023-09-04 18:37:42 UTC

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@npub18wj…lvmv
Oh, dude. I'm sorry.

2023-09-01 18:15:32 UTC

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@npub18wj…lvmv
Yay! They are (also, as it turns out) just the sweetest people!

2023-09-01 16:43:31 UTC

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@npub18wj…lvmv
Check out The Chelsea Curve for high-quality power pop. (prominently featuring superstar Permafrost/Orbit alumna Linda Bean!)
https://redonredthechelseacurve.bandcamp.com/album/all-the-things

2023-08-21 02:57:11 UTC

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@npub1can…6675
For me I like to divide each run into thirds in my head. For the first third, I set out at a relaxed, comfortable, natural pace and consciously pull back from that. Middle third you can just run and not think about pace at all, and last third you can push it if you're so motivated.

2023-08-20 22:26:39 UTC

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@npub1can…6675
Go out slower than you think you should, then relax and don't worry about pace later.
Good shoes that feel good on your feet are weirdly important and not just a scam by Big Running Shoe.
1/2 marathon is long enough that you need to eat well before going out and what you need to eat will be a peculiarity of your body so experiment during training.
And the Secret to Running Long Distances: Start running and then, when you're tired and you want to stop, don't. Don't stop. Keep running.

2023-08-15 15:54:44 UTC

My fellow dudes: If you are entering a conversation among women, especially one that is explicitly about women's issues, out of a genuine desire to be helpful by offering a male perspective, take a moment to consider that they are IMMERSED in male perspectives, they are force-fed them all day every day, they know, really, they know better than you do because they've heard it AND seen it from the outside, you can let this one go. I promise.

2023-08-08 03:36:49 UTC

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@npub1dq0…glnl
Not same truck.

2023-08-02 14:31:39 UTC

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@npub18wj…lvmv
Psssst: There's no such thing as better art, just art you like more.

2023-07-19 16:52:08 UTC

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@npub18wj…lvmv
When I was writing a lot of live music reviews, it helped a little bit when I was seeing a band I hated that at least I could entertain myself by making up snarky things to say about them.
(That was never the point, obviously, I started writing reviews because there are so many bands I love that I wanted to tell people about, but still, there are a LOT of bands.)

2023-05-25 04:11:36 UTC

Hello, it is our anniversary. Happy Our Anniversary!
Today Tom and I celebrate 19 years married and 34 together. He's very interesting and I love him very much.
Here's a picture of us from last summer, because I hate posing for pictures. (I'm the one who visibly hates posing for pictures.)
https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/110/427/361/681/500/022/original/dd592c33e8bdc8c8.jpeg