þæt ƿæs gōd cyning!
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armcharioteer, sepoyim, philosaxon.
atavist, futurist, romantic.
1488672000.
unpublishable poet, recreational :computer: user, and :spin:thusiast
properly addressed as the chakravartin samrat, freiherr-khagan, myrskykuningas-viharkirály, hēah cyning, the high hyperouranian hatkeshiator, his sublime-ylevä-fenséges wilsumhood augustus felix martias hexadecimus caesar.
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specs:
laptop: dell latitude 7something from 2017
os: :9front:
foan: samsung A15
in the market for: :thinkthinkpad: x200, mnt reform, nokia n900, :pine:phone but eugh.
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:indiancallcenter:
my name is singh sukdeep rajha gupta. i'm a serial rapist murderer who lives in the worst, filthiest slums in mumbai; i have an iq of 2; i am part of the lowest caste in indian society; i have never taken a shower in my life; i'm 900 pounds; i defecate in public areas; i scam 90 year old grandmas out of all their life savings; i am considered a toxic hazard and this is my account.
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accolades:
"[...] Are you German?"
t. [@KekistaniWanderer@poa.st](
https://poa.st/users/KekistaniWanderer )
"This is the most important post that SHF has ever recieved."
t. [@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith](
https://sacred.harpy.faith/users/Zergling_man )
" [@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love](
https://tsundere.love/users/mischievoustomato ) Please fix your markov chain bot."
t.
Phantasm (npub1shv…rctv)"test"
t.
niin sanottu :maya-kurainmaster-yay: :tkw: (npub1g8c…lwaw)"for an Indian you're so human!"
t. [@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love](
https://tsundere.love/users/mischievoustomato )
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alts:
niin sanottu :maya-kurainmaster-yay: :tkw: (npub1g8c…lwaw)倉院流霊媒道家元綾里真宵 (npub1kuk…evm9)