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2024-08-05 07:31:16

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Wild fires seem to be popping up everywhere. The financial system is taking a hit from Japan to the US, riots taking place in the UK, Iran threatening retaliation against Israel in the next 72 hours, Biden meandering into walls in a daze. Feels like things are barely contained at the moment and just the right matchstick will set the whole thing ablaze.

2024-07-22 23:51:15

Boogie imploding as the majority online don't buy his act anymore has been a wild week. Crypto scam, faking cancer, fake abuse , suicide baiting. To celebrate Boogies Birthday on the 24th I'll be doing a final stream on him. Come and blow his candles out with me this Wednesday.
https://i.poastcdn.org/f5ff16a2b7efb231ef9f2849a6938b5f9132f04d532ae6aa8032a9e7da0c374d.mp4

2024-07-17 03:07:14

Little follow up on the Boogie stream. Shortly after my stream Boogie came back to the internet after claiming he was leaving and admitted on Lolcow live that he lied about what was on his patient portal and that he made it up. He also got caught up in numerous other lies and started having a meltdown. His equivocations matter little now, it's done and dusted. He lied. How absolutely pathetic and shameful.

2024-07-13 21:10:31

Stream starts tonight at 7pm CST (8pm EST). Lobby is open now:
youtube.com/watch?v=iWYQCPeZf7U

2024-07-11 16:06:43

"What's that blue? You wanna dig through all his lies this weekend to find the final clue? We gotta be careful or he'll bury us in the sub club hole right next to all those Atlanta 8 out of 10s"
Stream this Saturday the 13th, at 7pm - Boogie Part Deux: Implosion Boogaloo
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2024-07-04 17:29:37

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No stalker child, his leather jacket and bitchin big boy bike protect him.

2024-06-29 20:11:00

Tonight is the night we deep dive into the fat folds of a man who would screw his audience for pocket change and call it a knock knock joke. Stream goes live at 7pm CST (8pm EST). Lobby is open:
youtube.com/watch?v=wiHrrur4RXE

2024-06-12 10:43:54

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Buy him two hats and when he asks why he possibly needs them hand him a mug you bought him as well to distract him.

2024-06-12 10:19:18

Dad's... Everybody loves em' until they're arrested hiding in the woods for violating a restraining order, caught with 25 grams of coke, threatening to chop down the internet, or screaming at a monitor about backtracing the trolls. This Sunday, the 16th, is Father's Day, so join me as we cover notable fathers from the internet and the disasters they've left in their wake.
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2024-05-24 02:59:51

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Drugs and weapon charge. It's fucking wild.

2024-05-24 02:52:26

Breaking News sweaty gamers, this weekends stream on Saturday at 7pm CST, has now doubled in length due to the arrest of Nick Rekieta on guns and drug charges. When it rains it pours and I am the weatherman after all. See you then.
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2024-04-10 22:01:20

So I finally emerge from my underground bunker I was taking refuge in for the eclipse and no cities on fire, no destruction, no bodies hanging from the trees, no crashed alien space ships, no dimensional hell portal spawning monstrosities... I'm starting to think /pol/ might not know what the fuck they are talking about.

2024-02-28 00:48:57

"Fuck u gaylogs Imma rich, look at dis ring bish... I own a bog... tortas for days"
LMFAO utter desolation
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2024-02-09 01:12:35

>Hold press conference to convince people you don't have dementia
>Tell the press that you convinced Mexico to open their border to let aid in to the Gaza strip
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2024-01-30 04:33:07

"I dunno where I'm gonna go"
I do, pic related.
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2024-01-30 01:01:00

He's a runnin
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2024-01-27 21:02:32

What did he mean by this?
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2024-01-27 09:38:55

Is this that whole "pre-programming" /pol/ would talk about all the time. Trailer drops a month ago and now we have the situation in Texas. I guess now we just wait for California to join in lmfao.
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2024-01-22 23:28:38

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling Ralph lmfao. What is this interview.

2024-01-22 19:31:07

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2024-01-14 21:40:52

With zero donations rolling in I bet those bugs are looking pretty tasty now aren't they.
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2024-01-13 06:06:33

Wow it's only been ten days since I posted about the "state of da sektur" in 2024 and already:
* Mersh had another horse seizure
* CRP is dead
* Ralph is on day five of a new bender begging for torta money
* Persip has become the whipping boy of the internet and still hasn't paid KOP that rent money back
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2024-01-07 08:48:27

Also can't believe he shot Tails in the face.
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2024-01-06 15:41:40

I've been wondering at the rate AI is developing how long until it hits a point where it can script, animate, and voice act entire shows on its own. It's not hard to imagine the radical shift in entertainment that would take place as television, hollywood, animation, and the music industry along with their streaming platforms are all replaced with a program on your desktop that creates endless shows and movies for you. You feed it a premise and it spits out a season based on it.

2024-01-04 00:01:43

This is the second time now this has happened on stream.
https://i.poastcdn.org/78ef7c7a010cbf0e4ef484ce2567464827f1e479074508fad9ec578c17833079.mp4

2024-01-02 20:17:52

>Rekieta is his lawyer
>Rekieta set up his llc
>Rekieta did thousands of dollars of work for him
Wrong on every one of these. I wonder which schizo from the writers room penned this fantasy.
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2024-01-02 18:55:29

The start of a new year and the state of da sektur. I've mostly been tuned out of it but reading up on all the latest going ons have compiled a list to see where 2024 is beginning and where it might lead.
Fuentes & AF - Raised 170k on livestream yet seemingly can't get any real groundswell of support after the Trump and Ye debacle, left with talking heads on twitter that LARP as conservative Christians but are some of the most degenerate faggots and whores on Earth
Beardson - Still a hobbit
Dalton - Canadian bull that was fucking his wife has left and now Dalton will be forced to actually fuck her himself.
Ralph - Currently renting a girlfriend to own the alogs, lost weight and now looks like a flying squirrel with his shirt off, still poor, still in Mexico, audience of a paltry few hundred
KOP - In his truck somewhere begging for tranny outlines, sworn vengeance on the entire internet, fighting with his gay lover Persip
Persip - Trying to live down the shame of having KOP pay his rent, attempting to be Ralphs cohost but only putting him to sleep on stream (understandable, I'd be falling asleep too if I were Ralph listening to him)
Rekieta - Turns out Mandy was a Randy with a big ole dick lol
Andy/PPP - Still waiting on the due date, baby is 19 months at this point
Masterson - In some war with a black comic book guy. I don't follow any of this comicsgate shit but even trying to read up on it I have no clue why this fight is even happening or the point of it.
RPG - Putting out feelers to return to AF and perhaps return to streaming again
Bibble - MIA, probably dead
There's more I'm sure but a lot of it is losing its luster to be honest. Too many idea guy / PVCC type accounts trying to puppet master shit and just ruining natural entertainment. Forced redemption arcs and contrarian positions for the sake of being contrarian. What will the year hold in store? IDK, KOP probably will get caught on some gas station security cam sucking the dick of a man in a dress so there's that.
Maybe IP2 will take the torch this year and wow people with shitshows. Pretty sure I heard Blade's younger brother was trolling the fuck out of him just recently lol.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

2023-12-25 17:41:43

Man some people just don't appreciate gifts these days. Here I bought my wife so many presents and she got upset. Pots, pans, cookbooks, cleaning supplies, a new vacuum, laundry detergent and not a single thank you.

2023-12-24 20:53:11

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas Eve tonight and Christmas tomorrow.
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2023-12-23 12:27:52

Just what I wanted for Christmas, thanks Santa! A few more of these and I'll officially be a manlet.
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2023-12-08 02:53:45

A Blade announcement. I don't care if it's movies or games the only Blade is Wesley Snipes. He is that character, he played it perfectly. If it's not him throw it in the fucking trash.

2023-12-08 01:46:45

"Oh great more fucking muppets" Geoff thought as he barely contained his seething hatred for them. Every year corporate told him there would be muppets and every year Geoff hated them for it. The out of touch old men that ran things didn't understand of course that no one had given a shit about these furry abominations in over forty years. Yet every game awards show there they were.
"It's a pleasure to have you" Geoff would say, but it never was. Later on, after the show was over and with ample amounts of cocaine coursing through his blood stream Geoff would take out his frustration on the poor hooker who took his money. She'd be left with broken ribs and shattered teeth and Geoffs rage would be satisified.
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2023-11-30 13:48:23

Now that I think about it if everyone is "doom spending" and debtmaxxing trading in their currency and credit for goods/assets because they all have a fear the economy is going to go bust wouldn't that mean that they are basically setting up a bartering system without even knowing it? If that's the case and everything goes tits up and people start trading goods for goods rather than currency for goods then pawn shops would basically be the new banks. I guess what I'm saying is open up a pawn shop today and become the king of shit mountain during the apocalypse as the one stop shop to facilitate financial transactions in the new economy.
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2023-11-23 15:10:54

Have a Happy Thanksgiving.
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2023-11-19 17:19:49

Johnson/Petgrave Timeline:
>Petgrave kills Johnson in front of thousands of people
>Media declares it a tragic accident
>Media declares killer the real victim
>Media refuses to even name Petgrave by name in articles
>Petgrave given standing ovation by "fans"
>People who speak out about this labeled racists
>Police arrest someone in connection to death for murder
>Media won't name man arrested
>Former coach of Petgrave speaks out and says he is the type to try and kill someone on the ice
>CBS Sports and a few others finally name Petgrave
(You are here)

2023-11-19 05:04:53

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2023-11-17 20:38:08

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2023-11-12 06:45:56

Bing what are you doing?
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2023-11-07 16:30:06

What a week.
KOP
"Fuck you Jim, fuck your Halloween decorations"
>Life implodes, outed for tranny lust, cheating, fakes suicide
Mersh
"Fuck you Jim, Die"
>Has fit on stream, makes horse noises, passes out face first into computer
See you don't need a discord full of gay ops just really stupid people that hate you and they'll end up taking themselves out
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2023-11-06 17:08:47

I've received word from the Trans Charity The Trevor Project that KOP is alive and recovering from transition surgery. He wants everyone to know that with the support of all his faggot friends on discord he is going to live his best life.

2023-10-27 16:29:10

"What? You don't support both Israel and Ukraine? Don't ever speak to me or my wife's black son again".
GG Matt Gaetz
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2023-10-20 16:24:19

Anyone else enjoying the arms race between Youtube and Adblock as they update to try and one up each other?

2023-10-12 00:22:11

So with the world paying so much attention to bigger conflicts like Ukraine/Russia or Israel/Palestine and worried about North/South Korea or Taiwan/China which small power has the perfect opportunity right now to go for it? I mean there has to be a small country or militant group that could use all these distractions to their advantage. Who would it be?

2023-10-08 14:11:57

Look at that cost increase by age in just a few years. Holy fuck, god damn. I like looking at food prices as a gauge of inflation and the economy but auto purchases can be real eye opening too.
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2023-10-07 15:11:39

"We've spent billions on the iron dome, the greatest air defense system in the world. Nothing can get through. Truly this is..."
>Silly looking brown guy in rags descends from they sun like a flying squirrel leaping trees
"Okay so maybe there are some bugs to work out."

2023-10-06 03:10:01

True Crime Tube just sitting in the wings salivating as this all unfolds in real time.
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2023-10-05 17:04:12

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2023-10-05 01:35:06

Just saw a bunch of posts about it. Reading up on it now. Wonder if this is gonna end up on one of those true crime channels I watch on Youtube.
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2023-10-03 00:07:36

Excited for my wheel chair bound inflatable Halloween decoration to come this Friday. I think I'll DIY a gay cowboy with a paper mache troon dick sticking out its mouth screaming at him.

2023-10-01 23:03:06

>Rate limit account interaction
>Consider making entire service pay for use
>Promise account forgiveness, don't follow through
>Hire people that are as bad as those you fired
And now this apparently. Real bang up job there Elon.
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2023-09-30 03:43:50

KOP, seething homosexual, is infuriated by Halloween. The mere sight of decorations celebrating it sends him into a gay rage. How many inflatable ghosts can selling hats buy? I intend to find out. Use promo code "Cryin Bryan" at Metokur.Shopify.com to receive 10 percent off all purchases for the next week.
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2023-09-27 23:02:59

Start watching Bingo documentaries on Youtube, suddenly realize nearly every one of them is set in Canada. Are Canadians Bingo addicts or some shit?

2023-09-25 01:48:56

She does now
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2023-09-21 13:09:23

I've been playing Mortal Kombat 1 now for a few days and IDK it's just not clicking for me. It's a solid game and I like the invasions mode since it reminds me a bit of the really good Deception mode Konquest. But the story mode seems weak and the roster doesn't really wow me outside of Baraka, Reptile, and Raiden.

2023-09-17 02:31:19

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2023-09-15 18:36:55

>Check in on the "sektor"
>Going about as well as expected
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2023-09-06 17:01:02

Is Nintendo and PC gaming going to have to do the heavy lifting for an entire generation once again? Microsoft has a machine that should be decently capable of putting out good games yet has none ready and those released seemingly have never ending issues. Sony seems to be trying to position itself less as the everyman's console and more as the "high end" version releasing secondary devices that are overpriced and that underdeliver.
Nintendo on the other hand already has rumors out that their next console will more than likely be a switch 2, more powerful (nothing crazy but a decent bump), equipped with some sort of AR feature, and most importantly fully backwards compatible with the original switch library. PC gaming has been really delivering lately with solid titles especially for those that enjoy FPS games.
Sonysisters, Xbros, I don't feel so good.

2023-09-06 03:06:18

What a week for an obese pill popping alcoholic felon.
>Sells pics of tiny dicks to make rent
>Leaks nudes
>Admits to being a cuck
>Video leaks of him threatening violence demanding his pee bottles get cleaned up
>Info leaks that he shits the bed
>Hid passports to keep his family from fleeing the moment he turned around
lol god damn

2023-09-03 19:52:11

How? How do you get caught twice for the same thing? I remember back when To Catch A Predator was still going there was one guy that got busted in a few different stings.
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2023-09-01 03:11:08

Thanks for coming out to the stream.

2023-08-31 21:52:46

Stream is up and will be live in at 7pm CST (8pm EST). Link below:
youtube.com/watch?v=3kByjiPWbPA

2023-08-27 15:23:44

I read the judge's statement on the matter "We the court find that Barbara Chandler was asking for it and so we dismiss all charges and let this innocent man go. I'll be asking the DA to bring charges against Barbara for seducing this poor victim."
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2023-08-24 23:52:42

Breaking News: Trouble in paradise as Trump and family have vicious fight ahead of him turning himself in to authorities. It's being reported that witnesses heard Trump screaming at Jared Kushner on the phone earlier this evening saying "I kissed the wall and even wore that stupid hat Jared, you promised me".
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2023-08-24 18:36:12

Just like one of my japanese animes!
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2023-08-23 03:05:47

He's streaming over on Kick:
kick.com/jadenmcneil
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2023-08-23 03:01:57

PPP, Andy, and Ralph are all screaming at each other on Jaden's stream.
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2023-08-18 13:50:21

87,000 newly trained agents all ready to gun you down because you didn't fill out form 87-i-80 properly lol.
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2023-08-16 23:12:33

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I think the other large piece of a new approach working is things in the existing system have to reach critical. People can live in the most extreme unhappiness if they find a way to accept it as normal. Bad pay, little money, ill health, terrible accommodations, despair and depression. It's almost surreal how much people will tolerate to not rock the boat. The question becomes what is too much? Another great depression? World war? Famine through another dust bowl? Economic collapse? Eventually something will make it just too unbearable and that's when people will be open to actual change. I suppose the scary part is that it seems that everything which exists today such as social media, entertainment, government is positioned in a way to teach people to tolerate more and more. It's like the mantra of the system is "How can we mold them to never break". I like to hope though that when the time comes and things are truly too terrible some bright up and comer will raise their voice and capture evereyones attention and snap them out of this unending daymare we've come to tolerate for far too long.

2023-08-16 22:46:37

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I think real change will only happen when someone decides to start fresh. I think a lot of potential change falls apart because it tries to hard to build on the past politically. I think it's going to take someone willing to sit down and quite literally write out from scratch their entire political philosophy based on what makes sense and what works. No more "this is left wing, this is right wing, this is American, this is European, etc.." but "This is how a functioning society would work, this is how taxes would be fair, this is what people should be entitled to in pursuit of their prosperity and a good life." It'll take someone way smarter than me and way more patient. I think a lot of us got used to shortcuts and so we plug in a patchwork of previous political ideas into some kind of amalgamation hoping it'll work and it doesn't. Or we think that a minor tweak here or there is all it takes. We need fresh eyes and new takes. The other part of that is recognizing that a lot of people just want to cash in on trends be they politicans or your average talking heads. Whatever form this new ideology or approach takes it should appeal to every person and be left in their hands. Easy to explain and understand. That will keep gatekeepers and grifters away from fucking it up. Who knows we'll probably get some kid from something like Idaho that'll write a book that will catch on and shake shit up.

2023-08-16 22:35:45

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The sad reality is Washington has enough dick to go around for everyone to get fucked. The suffering as it were will be passed out to everyone in equal portions from boomers down to gen alpha.

2023-08-16 22:27:08

Oh hey that guy you voted for President to stick to the system? They are going to ritually humiliate him through the law until every ounce of hope in you is dead. Those social media platforms you thought rich outsiders were going to reinvigorate were actually trojan horses to force even worse policies down your throat. Your job? Gonna pay you less in a currency worth less but at the same time they are going to tax you more. You're gonna watch as you can't pay rent but proxy wars are funded to further fights between large power blocks neither of which give a single solitary shit about you or your wellbeing. Corrupt 20 somethings that head large monetary orgs will steal absurd wealth but get slaps on the wrist because they donated to politicians to protect them, not just left wing but right wing too because the truth is all of Washington fucking hates you. Don't worry though the law still exists, it exists to fuck you for mean posts and mild acts of disobedience.
2023 kinda sucks tbh fam

2023-08-04 13:48:59

YFW everyone on the podcast keeps calling you Needle Dick Nick.
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2023-07-10 13:25:55

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That's probably part of it but so far the approach they've taken has been measured and reasonable. They are putting out collections of stuff people actually want at prices that aren't pure greed. Even the new metal gear collection they are physically releasing is set at 60 while it seems everyone else keeps pushing the idea that all new games have to be 70 dollars. I'm just excited for the Suikoden collection.

2023-07-10 13:20:58

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I think this is part of a new push from Konami to see what people are interested in before greenlighting more major projects. They did it with the turtle games, they have the suikoden games coming up, now MSG games as well as a bunch of Silent Hill and a remaster of MGS 3. I'm kind of curious if there has been a management shift like what happened with Capcom where they pulled it back from the brink. Legit interested if there have been internal changes that are starting to show up now in releases and projects.

2023-07-10 13:13:19

It's so bizarre to see Konami of all companies doing shit right lately while others aren't. So they are releasing a physical version of the collection while new titles like Alan Wake 2 aren't. Weird.
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2023-07-06 17:34:35

Rain is now a ninja wizard? Found my new main.
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2023-06-26 16:34:02

This is the third one now. Metroid Prime 4, Elder Scrolls 6, and now Perfect Dark.
"Are you excited for the next installment? Yeah? Okay, see you in a decade." ~ Game Devs
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2023-06-25 15:54:14

"Here is your digital download code in your 300 dollar collectors edition physical edition for your 30fps game."
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2023-06-25 15:50:44

>Be Microsoft
>Sell high end console with disc reader
>Buy company that makes popular single player RPGs
>Release Starfield with no disc included, digital download code only
What in the fuck is the point anymore? Why would you buy a store bought copy or collectors edition for a piece of paper with a limited use code?

2023-06-22 21:13:33

Following this submarine story and its conclusion and I can't stop thinking to myself that I can't be the only one that would have noped the fuck out of that trip the moment I saw them pull out a logitech controller.

2023-06-19 20:21:53

RIP in pepperoni me.
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2023-06-06 19:34:32

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Judge: Mr. Augustine is it true that you misused the power of Youtube to laugh at furries shitting in diapers rather than fighting climate change?
Me: About sums it up
Judge: I sentence your ass to death.

2023-06-06 19:28:39

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Well I retired because I'm incredibly sick so every person and/or group with a grievance is crawling out from the rocks thinking its the perfect opportunity to strike. You'll notice this is a theme that's been going on for like half a year now lol.

2023-06-06 18:10:02

lmfao
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2023-05-25 23:28:33

>3 hours of leaks
>Did you know Gymmmmmmmmmmmmmmm has cancer?
>And it causes him pain
Whoa, total antihalation over here. lmfao

2023-05-21 03:53:42

Just a few more days. Anyone else looking forward to this?
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2023-04-04 12:53:02

Today is the day. A bit surreal isn't it.
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2023-04-03 21:30:46

Welcome to your monthly update on a serious political movement and its adjacent streaming platform of choice. When last we left off Cozy tv and its viewership were headed straight into the shitter. Not surprising as shitters would be a location most AFers are familiar with since that's where the gloryholes are drilled. With numbers and donos down nerves began to get frayed as the fat would need to be trimmed so everyone could survive. Apparently everyone at AF took all that cut fat and fed it Dalton as this obese troon is now pushing his way to 300 pounds. So let's take a look at the recent developments.
Kanye West - Married a woman, apologized to adidas, watched some 21 jump street, and now is a big fan of the Jews. Will he run for President? Probably not but he'll definitely run to keep his schizo pills refilled so he doesn't go completely bankrupt from hanging out with gay catboys that used his mental break for clout.
Ali Alexander - When last we checked in our homosexual time traveling schizophrenic he was yelling at walls. Now he's yelling at Milo as Milo drops DMs, private correspondences, and embarrassing details which purport to show that Ali enjoys fucking boys; lots of young white boys. Milo has recently stated he has 19 victim statements. It's alleged that Ali would prey on young men promising them political power, meetings with ecelebs, and wealth all in exchange for dick pics and some face fucking. Imagine getting ass fucked by a member of the rat pac so you could meet Alex Jones. Yikes.
Dalton - Fat, dyed hair, no on watches him, he makes no money. Not that he has to as a trust fund kid but it's still humiliating. I fear the only way Dalton will draw a large audience is with his streamed suicide because, if I'm honest, everybody gets a little curious what something that large impacting concrete from 20 stories up is gonna look like.
Beardson - BEAN IT THE FUCK UP but now with furry porn. After getting his twitter account back it appears there is a lot of furfag yiffing art on it. I'm sure it's ironic.
Big Tech - It's bizarre to think the man with criminal charges for beating women and terrorizing children is probably gonna walk away from this with a stable audience. I mark this down as even though he hit women he still has touched one which 90 percent of Cozy and AF have never done.
Ethan Ralph - He's so god damn boring now from the xannie brain damage I've just started to tune him out; apparently his audience has too since his numbers are shit and he begs for Kick and Rumble followers (Something a lot of them are doing, the fuck guys I thought Cozy was king and here forever?). Has some upcoming homosexual birthday party / bowling event / mid life crisis sleepover at a retards house he's charging 400 dollars a head for. lmfao.
Nick Fuentes - Humiliated by Destiny streaming on Rumble where Destiny pulled in 25k viewers and Nick barely managed 5k. His cozy numbers began to slump into the 4k's as well. His fragile ego can't handle being told he's failing so he finally started streaming at an earlier time after being laughed at for a week not that it's helped as the initial bounce back up to the high 6ks is now sliding back down once again. Milo is calling him out for protecting Ali and allowing vulnerable young men to be targeted by him. The way Milo lays it out it makes AF sound like some kind of brothel for power players and donators from Washington to use its followers young asses for profit. He's a regular old DC Madam he is.
Baked Alaska - YOBA is out of federal jail, early. Just in time to fuck over any protestors that might show up for Trump and his clownworld trial. Remember if you see Baked at any IRL political event run. JUST RUN. His handlers are hungry for more victims. Funny too that the NYT mentioned both he and Fuentes were being looked at being charged for more J6 related stuff but that somehow "just like totally never got around to being filed or something."
This has been my Ted talk. Thank you for coming.
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2023-03-30 05:10:51

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I've been following the Milo vs Ali thing in AF today. Went to read Milos telegram where he left an ultimatum for Nick that it was either Milo or Ali. Then when it was getting close to showtime for Nicks stream tonight Nick posted something about ice cream, Milo made comments about it, then posted pic related. I get the feeling the subtext is Nick is about to live his best life.
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2023-03-30 05:07:29

Do it Milo, drag him out of the closet lmfao
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2023-03-22 19:49:14

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The silver lining is the sweet release of death.

2023-03-22 19:44:36

>Wake up at 3 am, work starts at 7 am
>Can't drive a car, they've been outlawed, need to wait for bus
>Bus ride takes 2 hours
>Get to work at Walmart
>Daily motivation tells me not to think, just dance for management
>Accidentally bump into "Gary" new store robot
>Falls on me breaking my arm
>Boss says it's coming out of my paycheck
>Thank god I can at least afford my Amazon™ doctor
>Log into app
>Amazon™ doctor tells me I have a broken arm and writes prescription for dvds that are on sale
>Tell him I can' afford those
>Amazon™ doctor says no problem, autofills application for Amazon warehouse job for more income
>Get pamphlet via email, I'll be assigned a wage cage in warehouse 9
>Warehouse 9 is a 4 hour bus ride away
>Put revolver in my mouth
>Even hell can't be this bad
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2023-03-17 13:07:39

Like all good Irish; beating my wife.
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2023-03-13 14:30:24

I love that this is now the default position of literally everyone online. LMFAO. The economy may collapse and banks burst into flames but it'll happen while everyone blames Cramer.
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2023-03-13 13:44:36

Biden this morning:
"Everything is okay"
*Waddles off
We're galactic levels of fucked aren't we lol