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2024-01-02 18:55:29

Jim on Nostr: The start of a new year and the state of da sektur. I've mostly been tuned out of it ...

The start of a new year and the state of da sektur. I've mostly been tuned out of it but reading up on all the latest going ons have compiled a list to see where 2024 is beginning and where it might lead.

Fuentes & AF - Raised 170k on livestream yet seemingly can't get any real groundswell of support after the Trump and Ye debacle, left with talking heads on twitter that LARP as conservative Christians but are some of the most degenerate faggots and whores on Earth

Beardson - Still a hobbit

Dalton - Canadian bull that was fucking his wife has left and now Dalton will be forced to actually fuck her himself.

Ralph - Currently renting a girlfriend to own the alogs, lost weight and now looks like a flying squirrel with his shirt off, still poor, still in Mexico, audience of a paltry few hundred

KOP - In his truck somewhere begging for tranny outlines, sworn vengeance on the entire internet, fighting with his gay lover Persip

Persip - Trying to live down the shame of having KOP pay his rent, attempting to be Ralphs cohost but only putting him to sleep on stream (understandable, I'd be falling asleep too if I were Ralph listening to him)

Rekieta - Turns out Mandy was a Randy with a big ole dick lol

Andy/PPP - Still waiting on the due date, baby is 19 months at this point

Masterson - In some war with a black comic book guy. I don't follow any of this comicsgate shit but even trying to read up on it I have no clue why this fight is even happening or the point of it.

RPG - Putting out feelers to return to AF and perhaps return to streaming again

Bibble - MIA, probably dead

There's more I'm sure but a lot of it is losing its luster to be honest. Too many idea guy / PVCC type accounts trying to puppet master shit and just ruining natural entertainment. Forced redemption arcs and contrarian positions for the sake of being contrarian. What will the year hold in store? IDK, KOP probably will get caught on some gas station security cam sucking the dick of a man in a dress so there's that.

Maybe IP2 will take the torch this year and wow people with shitshows. Pretty sure I heard Blade's younger brother was trolling the fuck out of him just recently lol.

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