Chromeratt

Husband, father, lead code monkey, maker, geek, NAS refugee

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Pronouns: dude/that dude
Race: lost
Party: pooper
Religon: non-practicing agnostic

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2026-06-10 02:17:26 UTC

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I never imagined that getting ready for a month of anal sex would be the hook in a commercial of a food service company.

2026-06-10 01:51:23 UTC

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worse than she hulk? Holy shit

2026-06-09 23:13:26 UTC

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it's funny how much Brian Eno's soundtrack for '84 stuck with me, but I have no recollection of the soundtrack for a movie from 2 years ago.

2026-06-09 12:41:12 UTC

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aka "the innsmouth look"

2026-06-06 00:55:01 UTC

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I think I might want to see a Jack Black as a dwarf movie. Not in a LotR movie, but walking around drunk, starting shit dwarf.

2026-06-06 00:07:45 UTC

What did the "M" in MTV stand for these days?

2026-06-05 03:47:06 UTC

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I mean yeah, that's what my mom used to do while weeding her zucchini beds.

2026-06-05 03:45:52 UTC

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I heard the people watching the live stream were trolling Sony for Destiny 3 the whole time during the 10 minute GoW video

2026-06-05 03:42:45 UTC

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I ne dat money to buy dat pineapple soaked in frut punch.

2026-06-04 13:51:48 UTC

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apparently I did not do enough drugs in college for that to be entertaining.

2026-06-04 03:49:32 UTC

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I'm just sharing the benefit of my wisdom.
Microsoft is like the Roman Catholic Church:
Neither is what it used to be, they will never go away and they will both continue to make a mess of things until the heat death of the universe.

2026-06-04 03:41:58 UTC

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they won't "fail" because of the massive market share. It would be like Pepsi, Coke or General Mills. They are so diversified, they'll never go away completely.
Momentum is the key. They will always have the back office of big business to.fall back on as long as there is "Corporate America"

2026-06-04 03:34:57 UTC

File this under:
Renaissance Festival Gone Wrong
or
The Acid Hits at EXACTLY the rRight Time
or
When References, Metaphors and Cosplay Collide
https://youtu.be/LeHlvXvG6vA
#jeffersonairplane #whiterabbit #cosplay #redqueen #alice #madhatter #erc

2026-06-01 16:34:33 UTC

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did you tell it to only produce screaming women and social outliers like cat girls?

2026-05-31 22:59:38 UTC

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what really sucks is that I had been fighting creative block on a project for months. This morning I broke through, found a solution for a part that had me stumped.
This train wreck was a test print for a part of that project. Now, progress is not only stopped because of the printer failure, but I've lost my give a damn for the project. Packing up all the parts again to get out of the way has me eyeing the garbage can out of frustration.

2026-05-31 18:11:18 UTC

Well, that ain't right.
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2026-05-31 11:03:57 UTC

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bat already we got to see a second city on Tatooine. And I love how Disney movies expand the SW universe by taking us to two more desert planets, back to Endor and a water planet only Rey ever set foot on.
That's why Andor was so great. It showed us diverse environments and cultures.

2026-05-31 02:24:11 UTC

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is she has a master's degree, why is she doing stand up?

2026-05-30 04:23:37 UTC

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woah, don't take this joke too far. Do you have any idea what ORGANIC zeros and ones are going for these days? Inflation is real, man. It's real.
[@Dan_Ramos](https://noauthority.social/@Dan_Ramos ) [@MSP_SMIMSA](https://noauthority.social/@MSP_SMIMSA )

2026-05-30 04:17:55 UTC

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small tweak, if I may... "artisanal" sounds fancier.
I'm not even sure that is a real word, but language doesn't even matter anymore.

2026-05-30 04:01:51 UTC

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"small batch code" or "bespoke hand crafted code" are the terms I'm pitching

2026-05-30 03:46:05 UTC

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rapid unplanned disassembly

2026-05-29 12:21:40 UTC

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I've got two silicone mats for my Blackstone and honestly, it's not enough.

2026-05-29 12:18:46 UTC

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welcome back. You have homework from the day you were out sick. You have until Monday to complete it. ;)

2026-05-29 10:14:01 UTC

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my mother is from Baltimore and somehow puts a second R in "water". I can't even say "warter" the way she does. She's a part of the "warsher" crowd as well.

2026-05-29 10:05:00 UTC

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watched the trailer for that. Looks neat. Night try to watch it .
Also saw a new Tatiana Maslany show. Looks like Orphan Black, but with less science fiction and more domestic drama. Still might be worth checking out at least an episode or.two.

2026-05-28 11:40:20 UTC

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please say it's to hide an old family farm corrupted by a meteor that fell from space in June of 1882.

2026-05-28 00:06:55 UTC

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that goose does not give a fuck. That a honey badger grade goose right there

2026-05-26 18:28:26 UTC

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I want to put the person who wrote this code in a room where Yoko Ono sings while scratching her nails on a chalkboard with one hand and breaks Styrofoam with the other.

2026-05-26 18:26:34 UTC

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seriously... January plus July DOES NOT equal November.

2026-05-25 19:39:42 UTC

Spaceballs, the t-shirt
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2026-05-23 23:53:59 UTC

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she's a political commentator. Left leaning but outside of the Democrat political machine, kinda like Jimmy Dore.
For example, she was hanging with the Young Turks,.was supposed to be a part of a Bernie interview but insisted she be removed because of her past and anticipated criticisms. So she quit.
Generally pretty skeptical and suspicious of everything that corporatists in government do.

2026-05-23 16:26:37 UTC

Apparently Kim Iverson has gone off the rails herself or is just chasing the conspiracy theory crowd.
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2026-05-23 00:03:41 UTC

More layers of orange and purple on these units. Next step will be touching up the grey and black on the Broadside for a 500pt tournament next weekend.
#wh355 #tau #hashtag #forthegrreatergood #wh40k
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2026-05-21 04:13:54 UTC

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I think Douglas Adams had a solid grasp:
"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
He was such a great communicator. This explanation puts Neil DeGrass Tyson to shame:
""Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some"

2026-05-21 02:45:50 UTC

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he blocked me because I supported Massie.
Not because I said anything about his political opinions (like he's a fucking idiot for blindly following Trump) or cast humorous dispersions about his character (like he's a fart sniffing pillow biter)
Just that this guy who is a thorn in the side of the establishment is worthy of praise.
But because he challenges EVERYONE in the WAR PARTY and all corporatists in government, which includes Trump, Massie is the bad guy.
@npub19yt…p3c2

2026-05-20 13:26:06 UTC

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man, I could not do that. I went from a flip phone to the Palm Treo to Moto Android and then Google Pixels.
My employer is all iPhone and gave me one. I can't do anything on the phone because I can't figure out the metaphors in the touch UI.
I totally think they have the best security and user privacy policy, but the whole thing is just off.
I only touch it for MFA and when it rings in the middle of the night.

2026-05-20 03:53:07 UTC

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I feel like Ra's al Ghul has eclipsed the rest of Batmans' rogues gallery. But that's based on very limited exposure to modern content.

2026-05-19 20:59:52 UTC

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Back in the day, like 2007 I think, I set up a Subversion server for someone. And THAT is why I use GitHub. I'm a nerd but I'm not a big enough nerd to run my own source control.

2026-05-19 13:35:30 UTC

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2026-05-18 09:56:40 UTC

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those sanctions on Russia worked GREAT!

2026-05-17 13:21:12 UTC

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8 imagine Massie feels the same way I do... I like MOST of the abstract ideas that Trump presents, but his actions reflect other, contradictory motivations or influences. That's why I didn't vote for him a third time

2026-05-17 13:14:36 UTC

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I sampled it real quick. The positions I saw:
Against arbitrary support for Israel ✅
Wants more details and prosecutions about Epstein ✅
Called out corporatism and protectionism ✅
I see all of those as putting our citizens first over foreign power and elites, political or financial.
All things I value and things Trump has contradicted.

2026-05-17 12:54:45 UTC

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can I send Massie a donation even though I'm in another state?

2026-05-17 12:34:53 UTC

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https://share.google/dGU7sP37kroLto8zO
Damm

2026-05-17 12:27:16 UTC

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I almost replied to one "if your political position is at all contrary to this.of Thomas Massie or Rand Paul,. You can fuck all the way off".

2026-05-14 02:07:54 UTC

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you all need to zoom in on that dress

2026-05-13 02:58:47 UTC

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https://halupedia.com/the-ordinance-of-mutual-grooming
Its primary, and indeed sole, purpose was to codify the reciprocal epidermal maintenance rituals among various species of sentient mosses indigenous to the Great Spore Forests.
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: including "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

2026-05-13 02:49:31 UTC

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the article on the year 1798 was redacted? I guess that year just doesn't exist anymore.

2026-05-12 10:38:49 UTC

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what is withe high end cameras and boom mics? How much of this is performance for those cameras

2026-05-09 02:29:43 UTC

There is in each of us an ancient force that takes and an ancient force that gives. A man finds little difficulty facing that place within himself where the taking force dwells, but it's almost impossible for him to see into the giving force without changing into something other than man. For a woman, the situation is reversed...
Dune
Frank Hebert

2026-05-07 14:37:44 UTC

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there's a documentary on YouTube about them.
https://youtu.be/WGxcs4U_YZ0
The full 2010 film! In 1979, Toasters
Moose formed, put out one album, and disbanded. Now 30 years later, their old manager (and his niece) has brought them together again for a 3 day tour of Northern California.
Featuring their now classic hit "Taste The Biscuit" and live performances of many more great songs, our cameras follow on this less-than-historic tour.

2026-05-07 11:36:50 UTC

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I don't like calling it a disease, but it is a mental condition. You can't cure a disease through talk therapy and support groups.
"Disease" doesn't mean anything anymore. The term used to imply some kind of external agents like a virus or bacteria. It's been expanded to include anything wrong with you, including stupid shit you did to yourself like "cardiovascular disease".

2026-05-07 11:21:26 UTC

I wasn't in the mood for fine work last night, so I just painted these bases. Got interrupted just as I was cleaning up and forgot to post a picture.
This just threw colors of cheap craft paint from Walmart. Will be adding a homebrew brown was over top, then pick out the highest of highlights again.
#wh365 #wh40k #tau
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2026-05-06 03:28:14 UTC

I don't WANT a Ta'unar. They're resin, which is notoriously hard to process. And it's expensive as hell.
Torso: $270
Rail gun kit: $124
Arms: $65 each (EACH!)
Triple-barrelled Pulse Ordnance Multi-driver: $124
Nexus Missile System: $124
$772 all in.
But the thought of printing one in PLA?
Priceless.

2026-05-05 00:07:50 UTC

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that demonstrates amazing judgement for a one year old..
[@Dan_Ramos](https://noauthority.social/@Dan_Ramos )

2026-05-03 17:19:35 UTC

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I think it depends on intent.
If it was laziness ("screw there people, I'm not dragging myself and this baby out of this pew"), social anxiety about being disruptive ("what's the quickest way to quiet the baby") those might reflect poor intentions.
If it was a choice about being deliberately mindful and present for the sermon (if one can be mindful and present while nursing) then I think it's appropriate.
Unfortunately, we don't know her intentions.

2026-05-03 02:54:03 UTC

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seriously, we need a version of this with Yakety Sax running under it. Maybe a few 2 seconds rewind / forward pulses.

2026-05-02 22:33:18 UTC

Molly Ringwald in 2026. Fuck society for making women do this to themselves.
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2026-05-02 17:37:40 UTC

So.... Something doesn't look right here
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2026-04-30 16:12:34 UTC

Starbucks is creating a new corporate center in Nashville with 2000 jobs, possibly ahead of abandoning its roots in Seattle.
https://youtu.be/P0K75JQJVgk

2026-04-30 10:38:55 UTC

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and you would not want to cast director and sometimes actor Taika Waititi because he might accidentally be killed on set as a result of a poorly manged armory.
Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

2026-04-28 13:53:51 UTC

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2026-04-28 12:52:15 UTC

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LSD laced cookies, please

2026-04-28 03:59:13 UTC

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no, but I went to Penn State, which sometimes felt like the state pen.

2026-04-28 03:42:02 UTC

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fun fact.... Back in 90s and early 2000s, Dick's Sporting Goods did NOT own dicks.com. it was a gay porn site.
Which I had to explain to my wife the next day when she was using the browser on our shared computer.

2026-04-25 12:42:27 UTC

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those look slick, but looks like they have zero insulation. This is an integrated garage with a bed room directly above it. Horrible design, i know. We don't use it as a bedroom, but I'm just thinking about resale.
@npub1wvd…8upd

2026-04-25 02:26:45 UTC

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yeah. I looked it up supposedly the typical lifetime is 7 to 10 years. This beast would have been legal to drink next year. I guess I lucked out it didn't happen sooner

2026-04-25 02:20:16 UTC

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2026-04-25 02:17:08 UTC

Pardon my French but FUCK!
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2026-04-23 18:46:04 UTC

Designed and 3d printed myself a clamp rack. Yes, it's over-engineered. But if you're going to engineer something, you might as well over-engineer it.
#woodworking #3dprinting #whenhobbiescollide
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2026-04-22 11:51:43 UTC

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2026-04-22 00:59:58 UTC

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yeah, I'll have plenty of toys to play with, once they're all glued together and painted.
Do you play?

2026-04-21 23:24:24 UTC

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oh good Lord, I'm pretty sure I have more than 500 points painted. 2 squads of stealth suits, a pathfinder team, a breacher team, another ethereal, a 3 man crisis suit squad, two recon drones and a ton of shield, gun and marker light drones.
The reason I'm dedicating the effort is:
A squad of fire warriors
2x ghostkheels
2x broadsides
2x riptides
6x crisis suits
crisis suit commander
Commander Farsight
Commander Shadowsun
2 foresight team
A ton of drones

2026-04-21 22:39:07 UTC

Day 16 of my #wh365 campaign. Honest to God. These models are done.
Well done, except for: washes, a fresh coat of black paint on the rims, and then varnish.
And this is what I call a "hobby", eh?
#wh40k #tau #hashtag #forthegreayergood
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2026-04-20 10:52:53 UTC

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he wasn't in court fighting against "no one". He was fighting his own government, because
a) he was doing something the government refuses,. defend its own citizens
b) it embarrassed them so clearly demonstrate that their policies are dangerous

2026-04-16 14:27:23 UTC

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2026-04-13 21:05:13 UTC

A manager I work with just told me the name of a new project. AKS Smart Scaling Dynamic Provisioning. I think I'm being trolled
I can't wait to see that acronym in an email.
"I'm excited to announce the ASS-DP project!"

2026-04-13 01:58:48 UTC

Back to the orange. Most of this will need another layer.
Juliette Foxtrot Charlie, why did I pick this color? I knew orange and yellow sucked for coverage. "Nah, it'll be fine."
#wh365 #tau #hashtag #wh40k #thegreatergood
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2026-04-10 15:14:41 UTC

My GOD, I haven't been fucked like that since Boy Scouts.

2026-04-07 04:26:34 UTC

Holy shit. Just stumbled onto a 12+ hour compilation of interviews about Waco that Scott Horton published on his podcast feed back in 2023.
#waco #ScottHorton #hashtag #ScottHortonShow #ATF #JanetReno #BillClinton #oklahomacity #branchdavidians
[Scott Horton Show - Just the Interviews] The Waco Tragedy feat. Dave Hardy, Dan Gifford, James Tabor, Paul Fatta, David Thibodeau, Jim Bovard, Barbara Grant, Mike McNulty
https://podcastaddict.com/scott-horton-show-just-the-interviews/episode/160033178 via @PodcastAddict

2026-04-07 01:42:56 UTC

I'm going to try to work on my Warhammer 40K and AOS backlog by doing at least 30 minutes every day for a year.
Today was putting down some pink to make my orange easier on my Tau infantry.
#wh365 #tau #greatergood #wh40k
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2026-04-01 16:22:11 UTC

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you're totally right. But hear me out... So is your mom.

2026-03-31 13:27:24 UTC

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That's gotta be frustrating, putting your trust in not only the facility but also the doctors to do what is best for your loved ones and then finding out neither are really doing that.
Thanks for sharing. My brother and I are looking at a place for my folks. Will add this to the list of questions to ask and problems to keep an eye out for.
My mother is on anxiety drugs "as needed". I could see a facility just giving them to her on a schedule to make their life easier.

2026-03-29 02:19:10 UTC

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I thought French was the language of love. Sounds like hate to me

2026-03-28 13:53:29 UTC

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holds his wand sideways. 🤣

2026-03-24 04:06:51 UTC

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you'd have to ask the knuckle heads who built the place.
It had to be forever ago because I've never seen breakers like the ones that are in this box. I'm terrified of what it will cost to get this place past a home inspection.
I feel like most realtors wouldn't list this place on a dare.

2026-03-23 23:52:16 UTC

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Part 4: the recluse. This one is in the master bedroom. I think his CPAP machine is plugged into that. Don't want some nervous Nellie turning that off.
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2026-03-23 23:50:52 UTC

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Part three: the hat trick
Yes, every switch in this three gang is protected. I couldn't tell you what they do. Neither can he.
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2026-03-23 23:48:44 UTC

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Part 2: The furnace
For some reason, masking tape is sufficient to prevent someone from accidentally turning off the furnace.
My father says he didn't put that tape there. So logically, it must have been there before they moved into the house in 1999. That is clearly not 25 year old tape.
And now you know the depth of my father's mental decline.
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2026-03-23 23:44:53 UTC

A tour of my parents' house by way of all of the installed switch guards.
Part 1:the basement
I just installed these two because the Starlink is on one and a dehumidifier is on the other. Don't want your Internet turned off or a damp basement because some nervous Nellie flipped the wrong switch.
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2026-03-22 13:34:03 UTC

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I haven't paid any attention to your tool stack. What did you use to create that?

2026-03-22 12:54:34 UTC

Hopefully this will make someone's day
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2026-03-20 02:31:02 UTC

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I liked the first season, but when EVERYONE became a hero, it got old. I could buy into the Martian Manhunter character, but when every supporting character got super powers or super gear, I gave up. When EVERYONE is super, the main character becomes less interesting. And if the writers can create interesting characters without making them minor dieties, they don't deserve the job.
[@Dan_Ramos](https://noauthority.social/@Dan_Ramos )

2026-03-19 12:11:54 UTC

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meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

2026-03-17 22:58:35 UTC

Happy St Patrick's Day!
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2026-03-16 17:01:39 UTC

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I spent yesterday installing a Starlink base station. Now we have a tornado warning, and I'm thinking about taking it down.

2026-03-16 12:54:12 UTC

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Step 5: (optional) populate the island with federal human/animal hybrids.

2026-03-16 12:53:31 UTC

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Step 1: buy one of the smaller Hawaiian islands
Step 2: establish a high end resort on the island
Step 3: establish a policy where if you run for president, get more than 20% of the vote and still lose, you are banished to the island described above. You can never leave for more than two weeks.
Step 4: establish the same policy for anyone in Congress for 18 years.

2026-03-16 01:03:19 UTC

My mother invited me to watch the Oscars with her. Conan opened with a "6-7" reference. I declined.