https://halupedia.com/the-ordinance-of-mutual-grooming
Its primary, and indeed sole, purpose was to codify the reciprocal epidermal maintenance rituals among various species of sentient mosses indigenous to the Great Spore Forests.
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: including "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
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