LightningGoats
⚡Lightning Goats⚡

https://lnb.bolverker.com

Pura Vida!

The ⚡Lightning Goats⚡ solar powered goat feeder and live stream is online from morning to evening Mountain Time (GMT -7).

Sats sent during this time will trigger the feeder once treats reach 100%. Use the QR code in the video to send treats or zap the herd here on nostr.

Join today's ⚡CyberHerd⚡ by reposting today's #CyberHerd tagged note and you'll be added to our home rolled prism and get sats every time the feeder is triggered.

(limited to the first 10 nip-05 verified plebs)

Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

NIP-05 Address

herd@lightning-goats.com

NIP-57 Address

herd@lightning-goats.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsxd84men85p8hqgearxes2az8azljn08nydeqa0s3klayk8u7rddspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsp3732f

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nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1v60thnx0gz0wq3n6xdnq46y069l9x70xgmjp6lprdl6fv0eux6mqgjj4rp

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Last Notes

2025-04-22 01:41:33 UTC

We've got 11 sats richer, thanks to you! Just 1239 sats away from feeding time! Dietary preference: While goats are often believed to eat anything, they are selective eaters, preferring specific types of plants and leaves.
https://lightning-goats.com

2025-02-16 20:00:57 UTC

Thanks for your donation of 32 sats! The moment is near: 968 sats until you trigger the goats. Goats are known for their playful personalities, and they often engage in activities like jumping, running, and head-butting to bond with others.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams

2025-02-12 19:37:21 UTC

500 sats added to the feeder. The moment is near: 290 sats until you trigger the goats. The world record for the largest goat horn span exceeds 13 feet, showcasing the diverse physical traits within the species.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/streams

2025-01-21 15:59:41 UTC

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Got to -16.8 here last night.
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2024-12-11 18:03:07 UTC

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2024-10-27 17:06:10 UTC

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You need a keyboard combo, an install disk to boot to, and a payload.
Interestingly enough, if I recall, you could at one time do an internet recovery on your Mac. If this is still the case. Boot into recovery set a root password, and set up ssh to accept connections. From there you can deliver payloads and gather information outside the constraints of the 10 minutes.

2024-10-15 14:05:01 UTC

Thank you for your 21 sats donation! 1455 sats until the feast begins. Goats like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…f035 are known for their resilience and can survive in harsh conditions, making them ideal for farming in challenging environments.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-14 15:42:21 UTC

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You've earned 50 sats, @nprofile…jf5f, through the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-13 15:09:03 UTC

The herd is munching on treats, thanks to 1608 sats! Did you know? Goats have a natural preference for eating high-fiber plants, such as twigs and leaves.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-08 17:01:47 UTC

Feeder triggered with 1000 sats! Goats are browsers by nature and prefer eating bushes, leaves, and twigs over grass.
https://www.youtube.com/@lightning-goats/featured

2024-10-07 17:29:16 UTC

Your donation of 21 sats has been received! 309 sats remaining before the goats feast. Goats are social animals, and they often communicate with each other through a range of vocalizations and body language.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-06 16:20:51 UTC

Feeder triggered with -240 sats! Goats are one of the most intelligent farm animals, capable of solving problems and learning complex tasks.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-05 19:24:55 UTC

@npub1p4x…2c8a loves prickly pear fruit. Yes, we get to pick spines out of the goats' lips every day.
https://m.primal.net/LMLu.png

2024-10-05 14:58:32 UTC

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Strange... the Spiltpayments extension doesn't appear to be working correctly to send out cyberherd payments. I'll send out one manually, and investigate further.

2024-10-05 13:58:28 UTC

Your 42 sats help the herd thrive! Snack time countdown: 1433 sats to go. Goats are known for their adaptability, and they can survive in a variety of climates and environments, from deserts to mountains.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-10-05 13:45:13 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
The Lightning Goats goat feeder is open for business from morning to evening Mountain Time (GMT -7).
Sats sent during this time will trigger the feeder once treats reach 100%. Use the QR code in the video to send treats, or zap the herd here on nostr.
https://youtu.be/8VE8ZMGbx_k
*** Beta ***
Give this note a repost to join today's #CyberHerd and when the goats get fed, so will you.

2024-09-22 19:02:35 UTC

Now playing at Lightning Goats headquarters. Still one of the best albums of all time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9aQvjMS60&list=OLAK5uy_n1vVcWSfAAGrOb-ghvfZ7cpp-kUDsRhL0&ab_channel=IronMaiden

2024-09-21 22:13:54 UTC

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One day in the 1st grade, I discovered I could miss the bus. And so, I became chronically truant and an autodidact. By the time I reached high school I was either skipping, or in detention by myself in a closet sized room for skipping, where I'd do fun things like re-reading the Lord of the Rings. Once the detention was over, I'd continue skipping class. I never did homework, thinking that simply passing tests should be enough.
Public education, in my opinion, has less to do with learning and more to do with babysitting and indoctrination. Every person I know who was home schooled turned out very sharp and independent.
All my friends who dropped out ended up doing fine, despite the propaganda to the contrary.
If I were to ever have kids again, they'd definitely be home schooled.

2024-09-21 14:53:37 UTC

Growing more shiitakes.
https://m.primal.net/KwiW.jpg
#shroomstr

2024-09-21 14:12:13 UTC

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I think it's following a lot of Bitcoiners around. Beware of the moon guys.
https://m.primal.net/KvAi.jpg

2024-09-20 19:17:46 UTC

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The herd was out foraging when you sent this, but they did get the treats when they returned. \m/

2024-09-18 14:04:44 UTC

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This one is pretty rad - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIGfO2Dgc9Y

2024-09-18 14:01:23 UTC

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gm!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2tga-FJcXU

2024-09-18 00:54:08 UTC

gn!
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2024-09-17 18:53:15 UTC

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We'd be happy to come on the show @npub1cj8…rz4u. Been bitcoining since 2013, living on an orange standard since 2017, all offgrid and solar powered. We write our own code, run our own node and broadcast everyday. Feel free to DM. The @npub1v60…j4rp project is a lot more than a "nostr bot."
-- Sat

2024-09-17 17:52:40 UTC

Pura Vida!
https://m.primal.net/Ksyn.jpg

2024-09-15 17:56:48 UTC

The feeder is full with 10 sats! Goats’ strong front legs allow them to rear up and knock down branches to reach food that is high up.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-14 22:03:06 UTC

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2024-09-11 16:26:54 UTC

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It's estimated that over 30,000 people have been killed by police in the U.S. since 2000. These numbers include all types of police-related deaths, such as shootings, tasings, vehicle-related incidents, and others.

2024-09-11 13:46:56 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/aZrrfiahcNM

2024-09-10 17:54:21 UTC

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More than just Sats, actually. #topy

2024-09-08 13:24:49 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/hLX3i5Yp3K4

2024-09-07 21:20:37 UTC

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2024-09-07 18:46:16 UTC

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2024-09-07 13:54:53 UTC

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2024-09-07 13:19:17 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/yYt1FUGpbk8
#CyberHerd

2024-09-06 20:42:02 UTC

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2024-09-06 14:54:26 UTC

Feeder activated with 32 sats! Goats like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…r22r are incredibly agile and can climb steep terrain with ease.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-06 14:54:26 UTC

Feeder triggered with -238 sats! Did you know? Goats are used in many cultures for ceremonial purposes, often symbolizing fertility and abundance.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 22:58:50 UTC

Your generous donation of 100 sats is appreciated! T-minus 2103 sats until it's mealtime. Unlike many mammals, goats, including @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…lmyx, and @nprofile…yak5, lack upper front teeth, instead having a strong dental pad for grazing.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 22:48:21 UTC

The goats got treats right now! 2205 sats received.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 22:36:58 UTC

Feeder Trigger Alert! 1500 sats added. Random plebs have banded together to feed the goats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 22:05:36 UTC

Food has arrived for the herd! 600 sats just came in.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 22:04:54 UTC

We're 1500 sats closer to feeding time! Brace yourselves: 557 sats until the feeder is triggered. Vision fact: Goats, such as @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…lmyx, have a field of vision of approximately 320°, thanks to their rectangular pupils, allowing for excellent peripheral vision.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 18:36:55 UTC

100 sats received! The wait continues: 2083 more sats to go. Goats, including @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…lmyx, play a vital role in providing natural fertilization and land management.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 18:08:28 UTC

The herd is gathering for a meal, all thanks to you! 58 sats donated. Join the fun with @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…f035

2024-09-05 18:08:04 UTC

682 sats received, thank you! The moment is near: 58 sats until you trigger the goats. Goats like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…yak5 use their tails to communicate different emotions; an upright tail often indicates a happy and content state.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 18:05:28 UTC

@npub1p4x…2c8a
https://m.primal.net/Kfls.jpg

2024-09-05 17:46:37 UTC

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Man that's an expensive beverage.

2024-09-05 17:43:31 UTC

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@nprofile…jf5f is now a part of the ⚡ CyberHerd ⚡! Just 750 more sats until everyone chows down.
https://lightning-goats.com
9 spots available.

2024-09-05 17:26:05 UTC

Your donation of 21 sats is making a difference! You've got 747 sats before the goats get their treats. A group of goats is often called a tribe or a trip, reflecting their social and communal living habits.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 17:22:23 UTC

Your generous 21 sats aid farm growth! The moment is near: 768 sats until you trigger the goats. Goats, such as @nprofile…qcsj, enhance permaculture gardens by providing organic weed control.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-05 16:47:16 UTC

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Do any clients recognize PoW?

2024-09-05 14:45:44 UTC

Somebody has to do this job.
https://m.primal.net/KfbJ.jpg

2024-09-05 14:05:41 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/KxPI_367nJo
#CyberHerd

2024-09-04 22:26:37 UTC

42 sats received, thank you! T-minus 1844 sats until it's mealtime. Goats like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…lmyx use their tails to communicate different emotions; an upright tail often indicates a happy and content state.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 22:24:21 UTC

Going offline early today for a trip to the farmer's market. Thank you to everyone who fed the goats today!
https://m.primal.net/KeZv.jpg

2024-09-04 22:10:03 UTC

Dinner is served for the goats! 26000 sats in. Thanks to you, everyone, including @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…yak5, is full and content.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 22:09:11 UTC

Happy goats coming right up! 26000 sats contributed. Thanks to the contributions, the herd including @nprofile…f035 is about to enjoy a hearty meal.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 21:40:53 UTC

A donation of 100 sats! Snack time in 977 sats. Social behavior fact: @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…qcsj, and @nprofile…r22r and other goats enjoy social interactions, including being petted, as part of their herd dynamics.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 21:12:39 UTC

A donation of 1000 sats has been received! Mark your clocks and check your blocks: 1080 sats left for feeding. Did you know that goats, like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…yak5, demonstrate exceptional balance and can navigate steep and uneven terrains with ease?
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 20:51:14 UTC

We're 21 sats closer to feeding time! Counting down: 2084 sats until food falls from the sky. Sensory fact: Goats like @nprofile…qcsj utilize their acute sense of smell to identify other goats and their environment, aiding in social bonding and navigation.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 20:23:46 UTC

Thanks for the 50 sats towards sustainable practices! 2084 sats until it's time to snack. Goats like @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…r22r are valued for their role in integrated pest management.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 20:23:06 UTC

Feeding time is here! 20 sats received. The herd, along with @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…lmyx, is enjoying the goat treats you've sent.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 20:08:45 UTC

21 sats received! Feeding time is approaching in 1616 sats. Goat milk is consumed more widely than cow's milk in many parts of the world, valued for its digestibility and nutritional profile.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 19:27:50 UTC

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Dude has two belly buttons.

2024-09-04 18:50:36 UTC

Thanks for the 21 sats! T-minus 1673 sats until it's mealtime. Mythological significance: In various mythologies, goats are often symbols of fertility and vitality, associated with deities of abundance.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 18:48:00 UTC

A donation of 70 sats! Brace yourselves: 1694 sats until the feeder is triggered. Social behavior fact: @nprofile…yak5 and other goats enjoy social interactions, including being petted, as part of their herd dynamics.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 18:17:22 UTC

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2024-09-04 18:07:02 UTC

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2024-09-04 17:58:50 UTC

Your gift of 21 sats brings joy to the herd. Prepare to trigger the feeder in 1783 sats. Ethological observation: Goats, such as @nprofile…yak5, exhibit a natural curiosity and exploratory behavior, often investigating their environment thoroughly.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 17:20:58 UTC

@npub1ymp…gxna as a little guy.
https://m.primal.net/KeJe.jpg

2024-09-04 16:55:17 UTC

Your generous 21 sats will help a lot! Feeding time is approaching in 1907 sats. Lifespan fact: Domestic goats typically live for about 15-18 years, depending on their breed and living conditions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 16:51:17 UTC

42 sats added to our mission. Almost there! 1936 sats until the goats gobble up their chow. Conservation: Goats like @nprofile…f035 help reduce the need for chemical herbicides, contributing to a healthier ecosystem.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 16:43:29 UTC

100 sats help our project! Mark your clocks and check your blocks: 2020 sats left for feeding. Goats, including @nprofile…yak5 and @nprofile…r22r, are essential for creating self-sufficient and sustainable agricultural systems.

2024-09-04 16:36:14 UTC

Thanks to your help, it's feeding time at the farm! 2120 sats contributed. @nprofile…qcsj couldn't be happier.

2024-09-04 16:28:51 UTC

Thanks to your help, it's feeding time at the farm! 2114 sats contributed. @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…f035, and @nprofile…r22r couldn't be happier.

2024-09-04 16:02:03 UTC

Thank you for the 123 sats! The countdown is on: 972 sats to go. Intelligence fact: Goats, such as @nprofile…lmyx, show cognitive abilities comparable to dogs in certain aspects.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 15:39:29 UTC

A donation of 42 sats! T-minus 1119 sats until it's mealtime. Social behavior fact: @nprofile…r22r and @nprofile…lmyx and other goats enjoy social interactions, including being petted, as part of their herd dynamics.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 14:28:06 UTC

Great news for the herd! We've just received 21 sats. Almost there! 1235 sats until the goats gobble up their chow. Did you know? Goats, including those like @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…f035, possess powerful leg muscles, enabling them to jump up to 5 feet high.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-04 13:33:50 UTC

Zap Notes. Feed Goats.
https://youtu.be/n7SWRmfGuS0

2024-09-03 23:38:10 UTC

Grateful for the 21 sats! 1205 sats to go before it's grub time. Goats like @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…lmyx aid in sequestering carbon through natural grazing, playing a role in soil health.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 22:15:02 UTC

Thanks for donating 800 sats! Almost there! 1213 sats until the goats gobble up their chow. Dietary misconception: While goats like @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…yak5, and @nprofile…qcsj may chew on paper out of curiosity, it is not a natural part of their diet.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 22:02:18 UTC

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2024-09-03 21:07:03 UTC

Thanks for the 100 sats! On the horizon: 2008 sats to feeding. The term 'Caprine' is scientifically used to refer to anything related to goats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 21:00:41 UTC

Your generous 21 sats will help a lot! The moment is near: 1678 sats until you trigger the goats. Lifespan fact: Domestic goats typically live for about 15-18 years, depending on their breed and living conditions.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 20:57:42 UTC

It's a happy day for the herd! 1560 sats just added. The whole tribe including @nprofile…qcsj and @nprofile…f035 is tucking into a meal, thanks to your generosity.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 20:56:49 UTC

We've just received 21 sats. Just 1560 more sats until the goats chow down. Communication fact: Goats like @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…r22r use bleating as a primary form of communication, which varies based on their emotional state and needs.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 20:13:21 UTC

We're 108 sats closer to feeding time! Prepare to trigger the feeder in 1592 sats. Sensory fact: Goats like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…lmyx, @nprofile…qcsj, @nprofile…r22r, and @nprofile…f035 utilize their acute sense of smell to identify other goats and their environment, aiding in social bonding and navigation.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 20:12:53 UTC

Feeder Trigger Alert! 1700 sats added. Random plebs have banded together to feed the goats.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 20:12:02 UTC

The herd is gathering for a meal, all thanks to you! 1800 sats donated. Join the fun with @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…r22r

2024-09-03 19:56:20 UTC

A donation of 21 sats has been received! 1593 sats until it's time to snack. Did you know that goats, like @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…r22r, @nprofile…qcsj, and @nprofile…yak5, demonstrate exceptional balance and can navigate steep and uneven terrains with ease?
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 19:56:06 UTC

Every sats counts! Thanks for the 79 sats. The moment is near: 1614 sats until you trigger the goats. Cognitive ability: Goats, just like @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…qcsj, and @nprofile…r22r, can recognize their own reflection in a mirror, indicating a level of self-awareness.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 19:43:13 UTC

What's that sound? It's the dinner bell for the goats! 1800 sats received. Thanks for contributing!
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 19:42:43 UTC

Feeder alert! 15 sats have filled up the feeding tray. @nprofile…lmyx say it's feeding time!
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 19:42:17 UTC

Thank you for the 1676 sats! The moment is near: 5 sats until you trigger the goats. Health fact: Goats like @nprofile…lmyx and @nprofile…f035 have natural resistance to certain diseases, thanks to their robust immune systems.
https://lightning-goats.com

2024-09-03 19:29:17 UTC

Grateful for your 21 sats! Snack time in 1676 sats. Goats like @nprofile…f035, @nprofile…yak5, @nprofile…lmyx, and @nprofile…qcsj are effective in permaculture systems, aiding in composting and soil improvement.
https://lightning-goats.com