Lyles the ferret

An accelerationist for the white race.
Triggerer of jews and nogs and slayer of pits.
Also known as Lyles, Waffen Ferret, Razorblade Toothbrush.

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2025-09-04 04:30:51 UTC

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I've had many years experience with box turtles so I'm good 👍
I'm going to look for some reptile dewormer pellets, as all wild turtles have parasites.

2025-09-04 04:11:36 UTC

@troubledturtle This guy came up to me while I was mapping out my robot lawnmower today. This isn't a good area for them but he looks real healthy. He's so friendly I feel like he used to be someone's pet.
Spent a ton tonight on box turtle terrarium and supplies 😭
https://i.poastcdn.org/a2/29/71/a2297136f5e4496dedfbc4c3419975c948f7a5f357933a9def0c138484136632.jpg

2025-09-01 04:37:35 UTC

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Hollywood/BBC sucks the very life out of their actors, especially the child ones.

2025-08-29 04:06:51 UTC

So Sunday I'm going to to start culling my extra roosters.
I have 5 total and I'm keeping 2, the easter egger and 1 naked neck. I want yall to decide which of the 4 naked neck roosters shall I keep.
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2025-08-19 05:17:19 UTC

@npub1hz7…q5vv
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2025-08-13 15:53:03 UTC

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I'm surprised @npub1hz7…q5vv hasn't seen this yet.

2025-08-13 00:01:23 UTC

Toilet ballast thingy broke again in the tank. Only lasted 2 years and that was a premium one.
Screw it, I'm bought a smart toilet. This thing has a built in bidet, UV light, cyclone flushing system, air dryer for your ass, heating seat and even has a poop smell/fart vaccume so you don't have to smell anything.
If a man's bathroom is his castle then the toilet is his throne.
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2025-03-10 19:37:10 UTC

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I didn't get any brisket this time, but I did get 10 monsterous ribeyes that weigh 2lbs each. Injected most of them with wagyu tallow and they are seasoned and vacuum sealed ready when I want one.
Next time I think I'll just get a whole prime rib.

2024-09-04 16:49:06 UTC

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I deleted my memes, all of them. One thing I've learned over the years that I came to a conclusion recently is that no one accepts the truth and rejects it when it's presented to them. Only when they care enough to dig for it themselves do they find it.

2024-09-04 16:10:54 UTC

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Why do they call it bestality instead of beastaility? I would think calling something best doesn't help in detering people away from it lol

2024-08-27 13:30:08 UTC

I saw too much gay shit this morning and I haven't even got out of bed and what the fuck is "om"? I need a pallet cleanser for my brain.

2024-08-12 02:33:46 UTC

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The spice is coming, Miss

2024-08-06 19:34:09 UTC

"In 4 more years we'll have it fixed so good you'll never have to vote again" hahahahahaha
#note1xds…4exq

2024-08-06 19:31:55 UTC

"I love christians, I'm not christian...." Because he converted to Judaism back in 2017 and kept it a secret.
Imagine how much outrage there would be in the muslim community if he was pretending to be one while signing Quarins.
https://i.poastcdn.org/05c1a79502654dc80bd6a70a8a6b1f76a4224d5eb2436a1813c579ac84a8ce5e.mp4

2024-07-04 01:37:58 UTC

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and you know what Miss, you can make your very own pumpkin spice mead. All you need is a 1 gallon glass jug (with gasser), 3-5lbs of honey, pumpkin spice and wine/champagne yeast. 1-2 months later you'll have mead. I have instructional videos on my youtubes that show you step by step how to make a small batch at home.
[youtu.be/AvMWC1DtIv8](https://youtu.be/AvMWC1DtIv8 )

2024-07-03 22:01:44 UTC

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I used to make mead, pretty good stuff!

2024-06-24 03:03:20 UTC

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I prefer home made jello with great lakes beef gelatin.
So refreshing, so tasty. This was a hibiscus tea jello, which tastes close to cranberry but without any sugar and has it's own list of benefits.
https://i.poastcdn.org/8346197c87d024e1e164427411d415b96a7831f130dc5b640a6cfd5a64f442b6.jpg

2024-06-23 22:25:28 UTC

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I keep a goatee for the simple fact that if I shave it I look like a giant baby.