Viking_Hippie

cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/7942362
> Since the 90s my parents have been terrified of computer viruses. A couple weeks ago they told me they started using DoorDash so I warned them about the Bean Virus, where you just start getting random cans of beans delivered to your house.
>
> Since then I've been anonymously DoorDashing them cans of beans.
>
> Dad> Picture of dad holding a can of beans
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> Dad> I think we got the bean virus. This was on the porch this morning.
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> Poster> Yeah that's the bean virus. Whatever you do don't scan the barcode.
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> Dad> 👍
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> Dad> more beans this morning. I called door dash and they have never heard of bean virus
>
> Dad> beans again
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2026-03-09 21:22:46 UTC

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2026-03-06 23:47:29 UTC

Trouble slaps, though, with or without goats and sheep.

2026-03-06 23:21:43 UTC

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2026-02-28 23:08:31 UTC

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2026-02-26 22:17:58 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64461862
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2026-02-26 22:13:25 UTC

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2026-02-24 23:12:46 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64350029
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2026-02-23 23:31:35 UTC

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Damn, you found that specific store UNSETTLINGLY fast!
Do you work for the NSA? 😛

2026-02-23 21:47:59 UTC

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2026-02-16 23:34:21 UTC

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2026-02-12 21:39:19 UTC

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2026-02-12 21:32:34 UTC

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2026-01-10 22:22:35 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41433257
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2026-01-07 22:04:12 UTC

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2025-12-18 21:48:20 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/40390325

2025-11-22 21:37:57 UTC

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Speaking as a former boy (current middle aged geezer), I know from personal experience that boys can fall out of trees too and that #NotAllBoys are better at climbing than girls 😁

2025-11-22 20:44:18 UTC

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Are you POSITIVE she didn't just fall out of a tree?

2025-11-11 06:17:54 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/38632180
> ![](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bc16f734-1220-401d-b922-c5be06311835.png)
>
> NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE fuck that man.
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2025-11-11 06:17:40 UTC

2025-11-07 15:05:49 UTC

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2025-11-06 22:02:32 UTC

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2025-10-08 17:34:43 UTC

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I think you're confused. This is [!nottheonion@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/c/nottheonion), not [!politics@lemmy.world](https://lemmy.world/c/politics)

2025-10-08 17:26:39 UTC

Source: [Brokeassstuart.com](https://brokeassstuart.com/p/youre-probably-an-antifa-member-and-not-even-know-it)
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2025-10-08 17:03:45 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/37063020

2025-09-20 20:18:30 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/53727545

2025-06-25 05:01:49 UTC

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I'm all for it if it also means having enough time to stop the Bush v Gore debacle from happening, thus likely avoiding 9/11 and thus a huge chunk of all the shittiest things to happen to the world in this millennium.

2025-05-15 04:49:47 UTC

Fucking idiots never learn 🤦

2025-04-22 05:32:53 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28539608
> ***Speculation of Tesla CEO’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane***
>
> Elon Musk is reportedly set to leave his government role because he’s tired of the what he sees as a litany of vicious and unethical attacks from the left, according to a report from The Washington Post.
>
> It remains unclear when Musk will depart as head of DOGE; his special government employee status will expire at the end of next month. A person familiar with his thinking told The Post that Musk thinks that his work at DOGE won’t be diminished because of his departure, noting that staffers have already established themselves across a slew of federal agencies.
>
> But speculation of Musk’s possible departure comes as his influence in the administration appears to wane. The New York Times reported last week that the acting commissioner of the IRS was being replaced after Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent complained that Musk had his preferred candidate installed without Bessent’s support. Musk has also annoyed other cabinet members by failing to coordinate with them in cost-cutting moves.

2025-04-19 17:17:06 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/42576705
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2025-04-07 04:08:05 UTC

[Onion link](https://theonion.com/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt-fuck-1819594774/)
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2025-04-04 22:01:42 UTC

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Big Carol/Cheryl energy 😄
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2024-12-26 11:46:35 UTC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23555611
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