Kierkegaanks

Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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Kierkegaanks_at_beige.party@mostr.pub

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Last Notes

2024-07-15 17:07:51

Interjection
Rejection
Dejection
What is a jection?

2024-06-12 14:50:04

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@npub1f2y…m58m siri, how many cybertruck images are there on tinder?

2024-06-12 14:39:22

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@npub1f2y…m58m The many goat demons of newark

2024-06-12 14:33:30

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@npub1f2y…m58m i have this probably misconception that sales of hummers stalled with viagra hit the market

2024-06-12 10:21:31

I think cubertruck owners misunderstand why so many people photograph them

2024-06-12 09:50:09

Ventilation isn’t currently working in my house. Tonight I dreamt I was skulking around in hell. It was a cramped, darkened place that went on forever in sections with ominous steel furnaces everywhere eating up the oxygen as it made everything unbearably hot. Oh and there were goat demons.

2024-06-09 14:20:53

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@npub1xzm…eykm Did you buy it straight from ferrania or some other outlet?

2024-06-08 18:39:06

What do you want to be when you grow up?
I’m thinking something people want, like cocaine

2024-06-07 16:47:25

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@npub1f2y…m58m in mother russia digging journalists are digging own grave

2024-06-07 16:11:30

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@npub1f2y…m58m putinfied is very close to putrified

2024-06-06 15:52:40

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@npub1f2y…m58m i see him more as a younger trump. A voidant narcissist taking cred for other peoples work and who knows how to manipulate in his mind lesser chums who deserve it

2024-06-06 15:21:20

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@npub1f2y…m58m “Uh he he you will be allowed to expire in 18-24 months”

2024-06-06 00:02:44

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@npub1f2y…m58m it’s a remarkably better looking space penis than the space x one

2024-06-04 09:23:41

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/557/617/649/970/206/original/b4d7c0065d35b6ee.jpeg
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/557/620/104/225/879/original/d94e44abbae0b263.jpeg

2024-05-31 14:44:29

I read about how Microsoft is quietly starting to panic because Windows 11 can’t reach 1/3 of the adoption of Windows 10 - years after introduction… but has even started to even lose users to Windows 10.
It’s the ux with copilot ai integration users reject.
Haha well fuck you satya nadella

2024-05-31 00:54:25

Earlier.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/532/967/360/021/025/original/a8045b716d6c9eba.png

2024-05-30 17:45:49

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@npub1f2y…m58m i’m not sure regular grass is potable?

2024-05-30 17:06:42

I have this half expensive green tea imported from Japan that tastes like I’ve always imagined lawnmower thrash would taste like, and it’s irritating my throat as if I was allergic. So to me the numerous health aspects of green tea sound unverified.

2024-05-29 14:17:01

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@npub1f2y…m58m no sperms is a super-powerful breeding ground for the no ovum

2024-05-26 20:25:56

Monday is creeping up behind my back and I don’t want to
https://youtu.be/Xf0NWgZIMGc

2024-05-16 08:03:02

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@npub1f2y…m58m or Barron

2024-05-15 01:55:36

I’m just sitting alone in the dark, staring like it’s something to do.

2024-05-14 21:16:40

https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/441/512/566/614/455/original/94bd9a6618002b60.jpeg

2024-05-14 16:55:30

This is like 1/3 of the fediverse in a clip
https://youtube.com/shorts/FmdaKmX7qVU

2024-05-14 15:27:05

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@npub1f2y…m58m kind of a woyzzeck situation where a soldier gets a test diet of only peas, goes mad from lack of nutrition and kills his officer

2024-05-14 15:16:04

One of the besutiful things about 2001 A space odyssey is that HAL the AI supercomputer on the ship is more human than the human crew, and becomes mentally ill when he can’t negotiate conflicting job requirements.
And the scene when Dave purportedly kills HAL while it is observing what’s happening is somehow more harrowing to watch than the scenes where all but one of the human crew get murdered by HAL.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/440/098/646/419/272/original/a5a999b9fd218fbe.jpeg

2024-05-12 02:11:42

I’m not a furry. I don’t think I am a cat. I don’t identify with them. I just want to be able to sleep anywhere like them, and be covered by warm fluff

2024-05-11 22:44:37

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@npub1f2y…m58m I have this hypothesis that who ever actually wrote the matrix avoided to say that the human “batteries” actually were ai processors with a small capacity left for hallucination life

2024-05-11 22:06:04

The thing with emerging general artificial intelligence with ever larger training sets is that human general intelligence did not emerge until a hominid had acquired eight trillion words

2024-05-11 20:00:05

We can be zeroes, just for one life 🎵

2024-05-11 19:34:41

-You’re dating a murderer
-Not exclusively

2024-05-10 03:49:56

What is the best food pairing with impostor syndrome?

2024-05-09 21:00:47

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@npub1f2y…m58m i thought they ended with the novel 😮

2024-05-09 20:50:05

I think that exposition is one of the worst crimes of writing fiction (not counting introduction crawls or final monologue) but the exposition dialogue between Toranaga and Yabushige in the last episode of Shōgun (2024) is a masterclass of scriptwriting!

2024-05-09 17:43:08

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth SaaS?

2024-05-07 23:11:10

Stella Artois - the taste of a good time
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/402/328/652/945/723/original/c61277de3a1ca042.png

2024-05-06 14:59:43

When TFG gets a night in the arrest for contempt of court
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/394/731/649/289/685/original/40b05f2cf8f8c3af.png

2024-05-04 18:42:46

Typical of tiktok to frame our extermination of a people to look bad

2024-05-02 16:31:53

I’m a lifelong athist in a qualified majority atheist country, but I am willing to concede that wild blueberries may be presented as evidence of divinity

2024-05-01 18:42:43

I invented dehydrated onion crackers today. I was going for airfryer onion rings.

2024-04-26 19:44:47

I killed your puppy, now I’m gonna kill your medicare 🎵

2024-04-26 15:14:03

We can’t know if alt right people are witches and warlocks unless we perform the floating test on them

2024-04-26 04:04:45

In a final act of defiance, Bytedance sold the American instance of TikTok to Björk, and every time the usual suspect billionaires tried to usurp it thereafter to further their leftbusting agenda, they were stalked by nasty invisible Icelandic nature spirits in a bad mood

2024-02-07 14:19:50

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@npub1psd…9sr7 i’ve met the one in color. I don’t remember her name but she’s Mark Zuckerberg’s cousin. It’s not a costume

2024-01-31 13:55:45

Predicting 2024 American politics in 2009
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/111/850/897/366/706/478/original/09d0fc4f1893b7ed.png

2024-01-23 21:53:20

When I googled “pancake recipe” just now, the ninth link returned was the first recipe

2024-01-20 01:17:38

Pippi Longstocking has a knapsack full of crypto and you could too
#RuinAChildrensBook
#HashtagGames

2024-01-16 03:03:02

We skip certs in our yellow submarine
#RelaxASong  #HashtagGames

2024-01-16 00:01:58

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@npub1xsy…cevg @npub1jwz…d2ah it’s a bull in the heather

2024-01-12 03:26:20

My company UBIK nAI has developed a process to harvest the consciousness from a dying organism so that debtors can work off what they owe when they’ve passed away after they have been installed as a core natural artificial intelligence in things like air conditioners, car firmwares and glucose monitors
#AI #Finance #Work

2024-01-08 18:31:55

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@npub1f2y…m58m @npub1484…8nrr you can borrow mine when I mock him for having the infamous odor due to self administered ozempic side effects

2024-01-08 18:10:44

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@npub1f2y…m58m i’m fairly sure i’ve described tfg as plague AND cholera more than once

2024-01-08 18:06:06

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@npub1f2y…m58m In Swedish, having only bad choices is called plague or cholera. Should perhaps be updated to our times?

2024-01-08 14:49:03

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@npub1f2y…m58m Oh man. i hope the experience is mild and not too intrusive