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Fuelled entirely by coffee and perimenopausal rage. Nicolas Cage enthusiast.

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2025-12-10 13:28:26 UTC

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Giving me Irish puppets in a den vibe
https://media.spinster.xyz/fb91d90b3bfd1e6b7ecc0582ff92f19cf2cf47656a5c71618dfd84988f057830.jpg

2025-12-07 05:54:05 UTC

Ewe, ewe, ewe I'm not seeing it mentioned here, and tbf reading the Sun is fucking chore, but another article said the arrest had more to do with her attempts to recruit 'barely legal' lads, than her own porn stuff.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/37552037/bonnie-blue-passport-seized-bali-immigration-cops-raid/

2025-12-07 05:04:51 UTC

I'm basically it's goddess.
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2025-12-04 05:06:22 UTC

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Even more telling when you consider that these blokes will be deliberately underperforming to appear weaker.

2025-12-03 10:34:45 UTC

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/dec/03/womens-institute-no-longer-accept-trans-women-members-april

2025-12-01 07:30:40 UTC

And so it begins...
https://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY?si=xWeED1n2LLlIcDVd

2025-11-30 07:01:08 UTC

30 years of conflict, 30 years of peace. Millions, if not billions, of pounds in post conflict reconciliation projects, and the grandkids just pick up a different fleg.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cev8ev10d1wo.amp

2025-11-28 20:25:32 UTC

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Yeah you're really capturing a collective mood with the current pallet Feart. It's both ferocious and bleeding out. I feel seen.

2025-11-28 20:03:11 UTC

Made funeral potatoes yesterday in honour of the Utah contingent. They were grand, but general concensus was that our regular cheesey bake is better. Addition of a cornflake topping will be upheld and carried forward though. .

2025-11-25 12:07:39 UTC

Glinner found not guilty of harassment but guilty of damaging a phone. Decent result for him and an appeal against the phone damage might open things up about that Watson bloke.

2025-11-25 06:26:49 UTC

RIP Jimmy Cliff
https://youtu.be/Jg7qsW8qboE?si=Kf28x5ObUk3XTAGX

2025-11-23 06:48:22 UTC

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Sadly, a known issue in Pepper Piggery too...
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2025-11-21 09:45:09 UTC

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I know I shouldn't laugh...
Epstein was clearly into all sorts, generally what we hear about is the tamer end of things, because it's a good slight of hand for the truly depraved stuff. On his island he had a movie studio style erected "satanic" temple. He was also into sex magic, his wanking to the point of completion before calling his secretary into the room, is a form of sexual energy harnessing. These people love their props and illusions, so cross dressing, absolutely.
Its doesn't matter whether we believe in this shit, they do.

2025-11-21 09:36:18 UTC

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I'd bet my house there were boys abused too, and probably with some sort of cross dressing aspect.

2025-11-19 10:43:24 UTC

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Not just the tartans, still an outside chance all the Celts could be there
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2025-11-16 06:55:34 UTC

If anyone is looking for a Sunday morning read, I'd suggest catching up on the Morris vs Belfast Film Festival tribunal, summaries and articles on various platforms. It has been a very exciting case for the law nerds among us, and will be a very interesting result all round for a couple of reasons, including ; Naiomi Cunningham and co are UK barristers and not at the Norn Irish bar. This has made for some not unnoticed hostilities as they are clearly "themmuns"; the Equality Act is not fully applied in NI, meaning the judge has more wiggle room in judging grounds for positive discrimination; the supreme Court ruling on the definition of woman in the Equality Act is disputed in NI under the Windsor framework; one panel member has resigned siting health issues but only after accusations of panel wide bias.
https://jennyeholland.substack.com/p/accusations-of-pro-trans-bias-in

2025-11-14 05:55:04 UTC

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We had a case of baby sharing here between some of the beggers. Kid was openly being passed from one woman to another in rounds to be held in arms for hours on the street. Was dealt with pretty swiftly, but exploitation of the the young (often by other young people too) is still quite rife. Even over Halloween we had groups of teenagers taking younger children trick or treating in full costume, maybe a week-10 days in advance of the night. The idea being that houses would not have sweets stocked and would feel guilty/pressured enough to hand out money.

2025-11-08 05:48:03 UTC

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Must crime harder. Got it!

2025-11-07 20:31:37 UTC

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My ma did say that everywhere she went in the States, all the big tourist attractions, had their own Christmas shop. Didn't matter the time of year, you looked hard enough, you'd find one.

2025-11-07 13:15:52 UTC

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Na, plus there's some American nutter on another site has had her tree up since 1st November, so tree overlap also a thing.

2025-11-07 13:12:15 UTC

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Turkey for Christmas Eve dinner in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. So deffo still a Christmas thing for them.

2025-11-02 15:52:18 UTC

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Absolutely, you can tell the salacious intent in a lot of troon crime articles where the writer comes across like they're wetting themselves with excitement to be able to say "she raped" or "she murdered". A lot of people assume the writers are told to use preferred pronouns but I think some actually just get off on it.

2025-11-02 12:51:48 UTC

People really need to understand what proportional means. Yes women have been involved in the sexual abuse of children in a nursery setting. Often at the behest of a man. But women make up the overwhelming majority of nursery workers, males, a fraction. The percentage of female nursery workers who have sexually abused children is tiny compared to the female workforce. The same cannot be said of male nursery workers. More males sexually abuse children. The more males you invite in, the higher the offending pattern will be.
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5437394-ban-male-nursery-workers?page=1

2025-10-31 06:42:21 UTC

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Lol, this must be a new low aerial photography position designed to make them look less hulk like. Awe, look at the wee dolls, head pattable height, harmless wee things, like a box full of puppies.

2025-10-30 09:27:00 UTC

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Similar here, with comments warning just a few days ago that it's happening in London too.
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5038868-women-being-randomly-punched-guardian

2025-10-29 05:36:16 UTC

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Lovely. Gather Victoria does a pine needle based Tonic syrup. I like her guides because she includes foraging tips, in this case which pine needles are suiable for consumption and under what circumstances.
So much reluctanty towards foraging these days stems from the fear of self poisoning, and it's beyond endangered as a forgotten art.
https://gathervictoria.com/2016/11/25/winter-medicine-delicious-warming-tonic-syrups/

2025-10-28 06:24:43 UTC

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I know. The two eldest have theirs, but mine was lost in the great hot chocolate spillage of 2022. I should probably go on a reconnaissance mission to their rooms this early though, probably only time of day they aren't using them.

2025-10-28 05:06:44 UTC

I broke my radio. Before anyone tells me to just use my phone, I just can't listen and read from the same device. Brain computer says no.
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2025-10-26 14:54:17 UTC

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Yeah 4.30am would be the early side of things for me, it's normally about 5am on average. But it is a great time to get things done. The range of ages in our house means that the kitchen doesn't shut down fully until the last hungry bastard calls it a night, so my big clean is between 5-7. 30am, as is most of my social media and internet time, a shower and a trip to the shops normally.

2025-10-26 10:52:32 UTC

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Tried to get back to sleep, went to the lav and by the time I focused, realised there was a small person standing there cheering me on. So that was that really.
We'll both be dead on our feet come 8pm.

2025-10-26 10:37:47 UTC

Because of the clocks changing, I've been up since 3.30am.
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2025-10-24 11:33:39 UTC

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They ate a whale?

2025-10-23 05:29:32 UTC

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It's on Amazon Prime atm, highly recommend just watching the theme tune over and over to enduce an overwhelming sense of unexplained melancholy and a hankering for heinze beans.

2025-10-21 04:32:03 UTC

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Why is the left one upside down, witchcraft?

2025-10-18 05:01:51 UTC

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Awe, #4 made a Halloween tree in garden club this week. It was just a bare branch with some fake webbing, stuck in some plasticine. It looked just like that but now I'm sad because I stuck it to the chair next to me when I watching his swimming lesson and then I forgot it.
Sad times.

2025-10-16 08:39:12 UTC

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Oh an actual air brush as opposed to an icon? Don't think I ever actually had the opportunity to try one.

2025-10-15 05:48:16 UTC

So I've finally caught up on the Filia drama. Ffs, there's only one solution. SPINSTER FEST.
Guests are greeted with a complementary vat of Coffee.
9.00am- 9.02: Key Note Speech from MK:"Better make this quick, Alex and I have tickets for the Harry Potter Studio tour at ten".
9.15: Weapons Handling Workshop hosted by Hebs. This year will see a particular emphasis on what sort of oil to apply to you hedge clippers and car doors.
10am: Where's Y the Chromosome? An Interactive Mass Hide and Seeks to find the paracite that has been secretly attached to one of the guests. Hosted by Emma Faber in a Challenge Anika jumpsuit.
11am: Cake Time. Guests are invited to divide into icing and none icing factions and throw buns at each other.
11.30: Silent Prayers and Reflections at the feet of the best JKR lookalike I could hire at short notice.
12noon: Complementary Whiskey.
12.05am: The Canadian Spinster Collective Presents, Andrew Lloyd's Webber's Cats: A feminist Performance
Complemtary Bottle of Buckfast and a medal to anyone who made it through.
1.45pm: Lunch, provided and photographed by Flick.
2.15om: Drag Race.
Please Note. As men are banned from the conference, entrants are required to source their own male to drag through the conference during the lunch break. All males are subject to International weight and height standards. A non evasive sex test on all males will be administered anally before, during and after the competition. Then once more for shits and giggles.
Shots, shots shots!!!
2.30pm: Talkin' Dworkin. The life and times of Andrea Dworkin discussed entirely in nearly dead Celtic languages.
3pm. FEART'S remote knitting workshop and government minister hostage take.
4pm. Tea: Chinese people put whiskey in tea.
4.30pm: Airing of grievances.
5.30pm: Dinner. Feast on the souls of thine enemies.
6pm: Rave. I'm doing the door, it's a two pill minimum per punter, to avoid this weekend's unpleasantness.

2025-10-12 14:15:57 UTC

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Same here, very limited room. We've no tumble dryer, dishwasher and the fridge we brought from our old house sits in the dining room. I've used an old bookcase to stack things and try and make surface space, but you really couldn't swing a cat. Or child. Or wok. Even a Julie Andrews impression is out of the question.

2025-10-12 06:19:34 UTC

"When we legitimised these dicks we didn't realise they'd bring their woman hating here... I mean, we did, but we didn't think they'd be so obviously. I mean c'mon lads, we have to be able to spin this to the breeders..."
https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/india/taliban-india-muttaqi-visit-women-journalists-ban-b2843596.html

2025-10-10 15:00:55 UTC

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No word of a lie, I was googling Sweep earlier for a potential sketch 😁

2025-10-10 14:03:07 UTC

Grrrrrrf 😡 Anyone ever had Christmas Day Lunch at a hotel? What was it like, was it worth the money to be able to tell everyone to go to hell?

2025-10-07 17:53:02 UTC

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Oh well, Boston Celtics it is then. I tried.

2025-10-07 17:48:52 UTC

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn0rny6j69go.amp

2025-10-07 17:36:00 UTC

Quick, Americans. Need the name of an NBA team that wears blue and isn't shite.

2025-10-07 07:18:21 UTC

The swiftness of the slow groom.
https://media.spinster.xyz/fde0863dce13afc9bf06af3bd6c74e83501e2c7d09d8ef509798d0ddd747108e.jpg

2025-10-04 05:35:33 UTC

Prepare yourselves for being total unshocked Spinsters.
https://media.spinster.xyz/50d9b63d618383e9ee0c65ac3efcb91399b8547c085e53ba48d994d809cf6f95.jpg

2025-10-03 11:46:26 UTC

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Should we send a bouquet?

2025-10-03 08:42:32 UTC

Education Authority just ordered early finishes for the storm.

2025-09-30 05:04:01 UTC

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Both my passion tree bloomed white. Beautiful, but I had hoped for colour.

2025-09-28 06:02:59 UTC

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Clearly Earhart and the files disappeared down the same wormhole somewhere over Bermuda.

2025-09-28 05:06:46 UTC

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgkn84e1nvxo.amp

2025-09-27 05:05:01 UTC

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That's 75p or 85c in £/€.
Where can I seek this Grant? Asking for an Ireland.

2025-09-26 05:11:33 UTC

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Unfortunately, at the heart of so many anarchist men, is the idea that they'll have a female or child slave to do everything for them in their Main Character fantasy.

2025-09-26 05:05:11 UTC

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Part of me is happy she has someone because she's looked terrible and unhappy for so long. But obviously you've got to wonder what a relationship based on a fundermental lie looks like and while I hope this new woman has decent intentions, there's a certain responsibility you assume when you get involved with a vulnerable person. Like the Magic Numbers say, why put a rope around someone with broken bones?

2025-09-25 07:00:37 UTC

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My sister always claims that half the reason she flew up the promotion ladder at her union is that she never planted her fleg in any one political camp, and when she finally did, she didn't bring it into the workplace. Unlike many of her colleagues she didn't have a stream of pissed off people and burnt bridges behind her. So it might be worth baring in mind for anyone thinking that the activist route automatically leads upwards.

2025-09-25 05:45:19 UTC

The unions are a nightmare for this, constantly setting up political splitters within splitters and using public service hours, facilities and pay to hold what are essentially activist or political meetings in the workplace. Not sure if a manager should have to sign off on out of hours meetings, but at least now England and Wales (is this UK wide?) have some code of conduct for these meetings which helped launched a lot of trans activists within the civil service.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/civil-service-staff-networks-to-only-meet-outside-working-hours-and-have-all-events-signed-off-by-senior-managers

2025-09-24 09:20:31 UTC

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He's happy as Larry though, no other signs of stress or ill health, no signs of irritation. I've got him a vitamin drink and he'll be groomed with a special insect repellent shampoo. The top half of the hutch needs some patching up, but should do him temporarily. I just don't think it would hold up in any strong winds.

2025-09-24 08:54:28 UTC

Cleaned out the Nibblery the other day, noticed it stunk of urine, which is unusual as Guinea Pigs hutches have a distinct funk and its not that. Bit of moving around and the whole floor disintegrated, looks like it's taken damage at some stage and succumbed to damp and rot. His Lordship has been nesting under my armchair for the past two nights as a result.
He also has a sudden bald patch on his back. Could be a result of a number of things, including the neighbouring cats, so making certain adjustments, but could see him at the vets soon enough if it doesn't improve or gets noticeably worse.
https://media.spinster.xyz/874e7e317f49766041504868188d3383de350f9d78ffdfe2334b59b0c69d8a45.jpg

2025-09-22 07:17:30 UTC

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8xr5gye5r9o.amp

2025-09-21 05:30:11 UTC

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Chili eye was indeed an issue for the maker...

2025-09-21 05:23:15 UTC

Free DIY Pepper Spray recipe included in the latest Strike novel for those in countries where its illegal but you really love chillies so much you need to carry them in your handbag. Thanks JK, the Raymond Blanc of the self defence world.
https://media.spinster.xyz/e4f49d95a06d0b7397762b7c984bc521e4d95472f58a6264b83f79428b11d653.jpg

2025-09-19 05:04:13 UTC

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I was stood behind a furry at comic con last year and obviously couldn't hide my disgust because I remember explaining to my horrified sister where most of them attach their tail 🤮

2025-09-19 04:58:52 UTC

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"lover" and "romantic partner" probably wouldn't be the words so frequently used if Robinson had a girlfriend. There's an awful lot of sidestepping going on to avoid the words boyfriends and gay.

2025-09-18 04:41:47 UTC

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Is there such a thing as regional or national slave museums? Places dedicated to the time and people?
I could kinda, sorta see the point if there was a concerted effort to bring together artefacts and accounts under one roof, for purposes of education and heritage preservation.
But is this just a white wash, let's pretend it didn't happen sort of thing?

2025-09-17 13:31:55 UTC

What would you do?
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2025-09-16 14:00:01 UTC

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I like to think that Malcolm in the Middle nailed it when the local book group was just a cover for the neighbourhood mums to get pissed and bitch.

2025-09-15 04:56:08 UTC

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The LadyBoys of Bangkok are touring NI at the moment. Its always suprised me that for such an unprogressive place, the LBKs have always had a warm welcome. You'll see their adverts and posters up everywhere, shops inside and out.
I often wonder if a dance troop of Irish trannys would get the same kind promotion? Probably not, because most wouldn't pass. But these dudes seem to get a bi ball and definitely appeal to a cohort of straight men who wouldn't otherwise give anything LGB a second thought.
I always think Blanchard gives these dudes waaaay too much sympathy though. They may be a caveat of heterosexuality, but it's such a superficial, appearance driven form that it's a danger to women. These men would shag the barber's floor if it hair and lipstick on it.

2025-09-13 04:24:34 UTC

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There was a lad in our sixth form that we'd call Tory Boy because he was the poster boy for working class conservative social climbing. Debated on right of centre issues, headed up the student enterprise committee, all that. Three years of uni and he was draped in Che Guevara T Shirts and fighting all the fascists in his head.
Thankfully harmless, but the flip to the extremes of each wing would have made Simone Biles jealous.

2025-09-12 05:04:29 UTC

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMMMB-vOV-z/?igsh=MWlhNDhiNHo0Z3hxbA==

2025-09-11 03:51:04 UTC

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgezkrdjeko.amp

2025-09-10 04:14:35 UTC

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The money following part was always going to the most interesting.

2025-09-06 04:23:57 UTC

Reading up on yesterday's Linehan court case. Seems TRAs placed a boom box under Graham/his wife's car. For context, people still check under their cars here for bombs. Not routinely but certainly if they're retired forces or work with the police. Graham's not from the north, but that's next level trauma shit there and I hope his ex wife is OK.

2025-09-03 10:46:19 UTC

Any close to London Spinsters? Seems like destiny.
https://www.battersea.org.uk/cats/cat-rehoming-gallery/potato-7986071

2025-09-01 18:37:31 UTC

Lol, if someone on Twitter would be so kind as to share my better picture of Upton with Aja, I'd much appreciate it. Every Terf should keep it to hand.
https://media.spinster.xyz/6bbc9a85668c45c6b07c718ff32fdbdb65cea4de1208e3822a9b9735195154cf.jpg

2025-09-01 17:36:04 UTC

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UK was a wee bit more of a mix up, Metal here was/is a very broad church, but the hair bands didn't really take off in the same way as the US and many were dirided by the metal faithful. But they did bring the girls to the dance floors which kept the scene fresh and you'll still hear them at a metal disco.
My sister's a huge Maiden fan, I've been to see them with her. Their audience always looks perpetually middle aged so maybe that's why I expect the core base to be pensioners.

2025-09-01 16:37:25 UTC

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Most Judas Priest and Cooper contemporary fans must be approaching pensioner age by now though? I assume they might have the motivation and disposable income for big festivals, but perhaps not for the individual ones?

2025-09-01 14:35:35 UTC

It's meteorological Autumn today. That's autumn for people who don't trust their own senses.
Its pissing down and looks to stay that way, so I've brought Jack in. My first ever pumpkin.
https://media.spinster.xyz/c7dc0dfba2a2ff3e3dd2971470e5659ac4488973bef0ae6ba7bc7f062b70ca00.jpg

2025-09-01 05:32:13 UTC

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This is basically what me and my sister are aiming for once all our menfolk have met with unfortunate agricultural accidents.
https://media.spinster.xyz/e24b01275716a58d21cd8c3d2c28d8e631503ec638055ec6c8855486c95240e1.gif

2025-08-31 04:25:20 UTC

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Husbands come and go, when he turns out to be an ass, she might just need that storage space. Live long and prosper, Gandalf.

2025-08-29 05:29:01 UTC

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Can I pet it?

2025-08-26 04:54:59 UTC

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The regional dialect I grew up around is heavily influenced by the Danes. I always assumed our propensity to add the word "man" to our questions and sentences was their influence eg. "you alreet man?" " I'm telling y'man, it was baltic".
I'm amazed that more Geordies haven't been hauled before the gender polis as a result but I wonder how much such terminology exists in Danish? If you're used to including everyone under the "man" umbrella, women included, then having to give a special gender nod to the man in the dress is going to be a pain in the hole, and sadly massively noticeable as a admission if other fools choose to do this.

2025-08-24 09:45:41 UTC

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I tried to see how it would go without freezing. If you are doing something very basic then you could get away with it, but it doesn't look particularly sophisticated. Maybe as a children's project or abstract.
https://media.spinster.xyz/c9fd04a46b721738a86333f7c358f18eaa3feefc00eeac449685503f5c5c0a4a.heic

2025-08-24 09:23:46 UTC

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I've looked into batter painting before, there's normally a whole load of freezing needs to be done inbetween patterns/colours to prevent spreading. It takes hours longer than any of these videos imply.

2025-08-23 17:12:21 UTC

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It's gone. Sorry.

2025-08-23 15:37:14 UTC

Chocolate Blackberry Cake. Bit like Black Forest only cheaper.
#cakesofspinster
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2025-08-21 09:07:49 UTC

GCSE results day. Passed the lot, tech college secured, couple of nice wee surprises in there. All while his step dad went crazy, his dad was in hospital with food poisoning and he battled with an epic dose of what would turn out to be hay-fever. Boy did good.
https://media.spinster.xyz/be75b260246a962d1e218a37cd3e91356b48c88bf894d4131b22de09b7f2a4d5.gif

2025-08-07 10:25:35 UTC

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Crime, knife and machete in particular, but references to rape and grooming gangs.

2025-08-07 09:49:47 UTC

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I watched a Sky News Australia report recently and it was wild the stuff they were reporting on in the UK and Ireland. Not a sausage from our own media.

2025-08-05 05:48:34 UTC

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Lush. We did plant some corn this year just to see how it'd do, but I think it was a bit late to fully form. Farmers round here produce a lot of maze but obstinately as animal feed.
We grew purple dwarf beans last year and they were highly productive plants relative to size.
The decorative nature of that corn did remind me of this report though that I was reading yesterday. Poor Seilidí, we revere them in our gaff.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyrv8ndzzjo

2025-08-02 13:01:17 UTC

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Under such circumstances his holiness allows you to bless the water yourself.
Those gaffs as is would deffo attract pastel goths.

2025-08-02 09:03:37 UTC

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Lol, where the fuck is the Celtic sea?
I actually start my day at a similar time, but I get an entire house cleaned and six kids out the door in that time because I'm not a self absorbed twat.
You can also double that coffee intake captain

2025-07-28 05:25:59 UTC

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UK has an overpopulation issue with Muntjac deer too, similar issue of no major predator. They have a huge population in Norfolk and when we were visiting you'd hear them clattering into agricultural fencing in the early hours and apparently they trash gardens.
https://media.spinster.xyz/795f2232e32e17ff6eb9a8958f1e6060380daf198aa21db95fd45870d33504e3.jpg

2025-07-25 08:28:10 UTC

Lol, Big Monty so desperate to be relevant again he's socked up to pavement walk the Mumsnet boulevard. No one is buying what he's selling.
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5379518-katy-montgomerie?page=1

2025-07-23 12:10:43 UTC

God I hope this isn't horrible, little sis and I have lots of friends nearby.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqx2537w5e2o.amp

2025-07-22 16:39:26 UTC

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I did stress "crazy eyed".

2025-07-22 15:19:14 UTC

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2025-07-19 19:49:36 UTC

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Yes, it's an exploration in shape and form.

2025-07-19 19:37:29 UTC

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It reminds me of the bit in Inside Out when they all turn 2D.

2025-07-16 11:56:16 UTC

I often roll my eyes at when western Christians complain of persecution, but I was standing at long traffic lights today with my son, who is at that phase in his life where he's questioning the religious stories he's been taught at school, specifically Jesus and miracles. The crossing is right next to a Cafe Nero and their seating means you're practically standing right next to their customers. One of these customers, a woman sitting on her own, started muttering at first, but then really loadly starts up "Is that Jesus talk for my benefit? I realise she's talking to us, just as the green man flips and we start to cross. She stands up and yells across the street to us " aye fuck away off to church, you fucking cunts. "
This is to me and a ten year old boy. We aren't even Christians.

2025-07-16 06:21:35 UTC

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