Leviticus Mathew

Dad. Husband. Sinner. Christian. Pleb. Retard.

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2026-07-09 02:23:59 UTC

I always roll my eyes when I see these religious debates.
Only the red text matters. Everything else is a poor translation of another mans words.

2026-07-08 15:16:07 UTC

Birthdays should be celebrated more, around here.
#nevent1q…rpgh

2026-07-08 13:45:47 UTC

Gee Em nostr.
I'm trying to be über positive today. The world is ghey and retarded, but we have to resist it and eminate light.
Go look at your DCA to enjoy the growing stack, then hug your children and focus on all the other silver linings and small victories that are all around us, so that you can go forth to joyfully zap things and kick some ass.
Not today Satan, gfy.
https://blossom.primal.net/0f4046fc291927f6091d6a234b5b6721b7ee5413cd78bc2c781dce8550cc00ab.mp4

2026-07-08 00:45:51 UTC

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Le sigh.
Gtfoh.

2026-07-08 00:45:37 UTC

More kids need to experience what we used to call "summer camp." Not just today's 4 hour camps.
Go away for a full week, walk through nature, fish, swim, canoe, light fires, shoot bows, and GUNS. Play paintball, and report for 1 hour of "choring" each day Hang out around a campfire for 2 hours each evening, singing and talking instead of scrolling.
I wanna win the lottery so I can create these places free of charge so humanity can have a chance outside of the borg.

2026-07-08 00:26:36 UTC

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Bison is good, but elk is a super meat you can *feel* your body absorbing.

2026-07-08 00:25:31 UTC

Everyday I become more and more convinced that an insanely high number of "ordinary" people walking around today would have been deemed functionally retarded in the 80s. The lack of cognitive ability is STAGGERING.

2026-07-08 00:18:54 UTC

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Does the back end have an opening for a fan to keep the backs cool?

2026-07-07 22:47:21 UTC

Yes it is, and so much of it is OURS.
Go out and enjoy it.
#publiclandowner
https://blossom.primal.net/9ad71dcbbb7ef1f78df39ecdb30edd5c587484d5f64dfe27c83072cec637a21b.jpg
#nevent1q…a34r

2026-07-07 21:23:03 UTC

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They shouldn't be allowed to let their prepubescent children become clinically morbidly obese.

2026-07-07 19:56:55 UTC

I've said this for years. Childhood obesity is child abuse. Period.
#nevent1q…4p4h

2026-07-07 15:29:04 UTC

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Reddit is mostly bots. There is SOME really cool human stuff there, if you can stand the heat from it's dumpster fire long enough to find it.

2026-07-07 14:13:20 UTC

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Oh it could be done. Maybe a few extra steps but that's the beauty of cryptography.

2026-07-07 03:43:59 UTC

It's time to setup the bounty program. Idgaf if we pay it out to crackheads or not. 250k SATs for each flock camera verifiably destroyed?
#nevent1q…g2w6

2026-07-07 01:57:45 UTC

It's ALMOST like the usmnt is throwing it. We literally see better play at MLSNEXTPRO matches in 95° Texas heat. .

2026-07-07 01:53:31 UTC

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Prolly gonna clear the jar after this shit game.

2026-07-07 01:27:44 UTC

My son's u13 team SUUUCKED at passing but they were better than this slop. Ugggh.

2026-07-07 01:04:29 UTC

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I still
https://blossom.primal.net/fc89cbff1a2bf270002e3f25a6190e50640d82cf5cd35897efd87b7a6b52fed2.jpg

2026-07-07 00:58:46 UTC

Not me just over here stress-spooning Hodlbutter into my face....

2026-07-07 00:02:13 UTC

I BELIEVE in the USMNT.
USA! USA! USA!
https://blossom.primal.net/fc89cbff1a2bf270002e3f25a6190e50640d82cf5cd35897efd87b7a6b52fed2.jpg

2026-07-06 15:55:31 UTC

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You mean the scroll wheel on their mouse? That's just psychotic.

2026-07-06 15:11:53 UTC

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Yup.
They didn't start on ace combat demos like I did back in the 1900's so they play everything WRONG.

2026-07-05 22:54:45 UTC

Place your bets, you degenerates.
https://beta.predyx.com/market/will-mexico-defeat-england-today-1783289608?ref=a2d4ea6170215b44&shareOg=7c596885-ace0-4b33-b121-6c92bf641969&shareKind=market
#nevent1q…5pzs

2026-07-05 22:16:14 UTC

Who wins tonight?
Degens gonna degen. https://beta.predyx.com/market/will-mexico-defeat-england-today-1783289608?ref=a2d4ea6170215b44&shareOg=7c596885-ace0-4b33-b121-6c92bf641969&shareKind=market

2026-07-05 20:19:12 UTC

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"now."
Le sigh. I do *not* know better than the double check countdown.

2026-07-05 20:09:34 UTC

I've had this pair of HeyDudes for about 4 years now and it's almost time to replace them. Problem is, Hey Dudes are not $65.
I know there's an RTIC equivalent to the Hey Dudes yeti.
What are the "Yo Bro's" of today?

2026-07-05 16:51:56 UTC

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I only buy when it's green because it happens to be green.
I smile a little bigger when by daily DCA hits on deep dark red.

2026-07-04 16:02:44 UTC

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I'm in Texas. Florida headlines don't even turn heads at a rodeo.

2026-07-04 14:41:48 UTC

I send my nieces and sons SATs all the time just to make this meme real.
https://blossom.primal.net/e1f2196c8367f14ac6f6ee16b7e5bc8bb7422aeecc187e5d9df45f61d2091bc7.jpg
#nevent1q…g4k6

2026-07-04 14:29:41 UTC

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Weak sauce. BTC $10,000,000 before America turns 300.
I'm literally betting the possibility of retirement on it.

2026-07-04 12:52:55 UTC

I'm not like progressive statist dads, I'm a cool dad.
#nevent1q…5pdt

2026-07-04 02:45:59 UTC

Imagine having sons over the age of 10 and not letting them commit misdemeanors in celebration of Independence day....

2026-07-03 20:53:35 UTC

Glad those aussie ass hats are going home.

2026-07-03 04:09:10 UTC

The first rule of Tyler Durden's school for reasonable people that don't comply good, is you do not talk about Tyler Durden's school for reasonable people that don't comply good.
#nevent1q…0577

2026-07-03 04:06:08 UTC

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The first rule of Tyler Durdens school for reasonable people that don't comply good, is you do not talk about Tyler Durdens school for reasonable people that don't comply good.

2026-07-03 03:55:34 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e84bb1af9084cda903c701033889932bd0f40be2c24808a799ed255af472b51c.gif

2026-07-03 03:53:47 UTC

Have you seen those videos where they give homeless people a bottle of vodka and a machete?
If I won the mega millions, I would like to open a "school" that would just be a spaceX sized giga warehouse where we have the homeless build an army of killdozers, and Fight Club would play on a projector in a loop, along with "commercials" that expose the Fed and corrupt politicians.
I would call it, "Tyler Durdens school for reasonable people that don't comply good."

2026-07-03 03:42:35 UTC

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He knows. He's proud.

2026-07-02 23:20:28 UTC

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Depends a lot on the mask....

2026-07-02 20:53:02 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/f2367214502ee1032c1df87ee362419bbd0f3f87df7a5f0b27a8ba49db53fa81.jpg

2026-07-02 19:50:52 UTC

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Wisp's countdown has saved me twice or thrice.

2026-07-02 19:44:38 UTC

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Where do I get my juju read?

2026-07-02 18:50:22 UTC

So my wife has started us watching Suits.
It's pretty good, but now I think my perception of @nprofile…kype may be permanently altered.

2026-07-02 17:43:32 UTC

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I'm just waiting for Haunted Chocolatier.

2026-07-02 15:02:05 UTC

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I can see purple just fine IRL.
I have many things in several shades.
In photos, however, the purple I see isn't usually as vibrant as the item in my hand with certain shades. Like I can tell it's purple, it's just not the same.
Maybe I am broken but I choose to blame technology for distorting reality.

2026-07-02 14:54:15 UTC

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You're telling me when you take a photo of something purple, the photos always match perfectly?

2026-07-02 14:47:45 UTC

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I hate that purple is my favorite color, because it NEVER comes through correctly in photos.

2026-07-02 02:40:50 UTC

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Hey man, tell me when we march and I'm there.
Until then, I have to raise a couple kids.
I still wear my "End The Fed" hat to soccer matches.

2026-07-02 02:09:49 UTC

USA! USA! USA!
https://blossom.primal.net/a4394875a35b96c1147c279c5f5b0bc3c153ff33cda112c7ee98be211656bc48.mp4

2026-07-01 20:10:27 UTC

Let's fuckin GOOOOO
#nevent1q…hwat

2026-07-01 18:52:43 UTC

Every trap ever set was baited with convenience.

2026-07-01 03:40:56 UTC

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Get yourSELF stoned and put some Hodlbutter on those bad boys.

2026-07-01 03:39:32 UTC

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Generally, I think, most of us are Bitcoiners. We value each sat differently relative to its USD denomination.
Low time preference means each sat zapped is a sat given, not just today's fraction of a penny.
I'll smile all day getting 300 2 sat zaps over 2 150 sat zaps.
But I post #realhumancontent so I usually get neither and just joyfully rage into the void.
Long live nostr.

2026-06-30 22:29:06 UTC

Thank you, nostriches, for being my friends.
https://blossom.primal.net/f770deaa14b66fad8d54310d623d8a11dfc84249c8cb6e8ed9bccc889d9fbd0c.jpg

2026-06-30 13:39:15 UTC

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Does your ac not have a heat pump to work both ways?

2026-06-30 13:31:54 UTC

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Many of them have not.

2026-06-30 13:22:51 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/1e794a3112ada8c48007847a02849d14cf8b4d274826f3b642b59f71261d6c67.jpg
#nevent1q…347t

2026-06-30 13:05:27 UTC

"They hate us for our freedoms" was absolute bullshit.
Turns out they hated us cause we gatekept A/C and ranch dressing.
If we wanted the world to love us and adopt our culture, we just needed to start shipping out Carriers and Tranes and Hidden Valley, but NOOOOOOOOO, the swamp monsters thought Boeing JDAMs were the better option.

2026-06-30 02:40:51 UTC

If you have children, (of any age) please teach them about "nuance."
Explain it and explore with them, how it is in everything.
It's our DUTY to create more multiple order thinkers, because we're a threatened minority.
Stay Blessed, y'all.

2026-06-30 01:12:45 UTC

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My wife loves that too. She will play along for weeks to watch someone dig so deep they drop into their own septic tank.

2026-06-30 01:11:20 UTC

Sophie Cunningham is the meme queen of 2026.

2026-06-30 01:07:48 UTC

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Taking my boys to the fireworks barn tomorrow.
This will 100% be discussed in my truck.

2026-06-29 19:25:25 UTC

Joker 2028
https://blossom.primal.net/514d9b14f27e950012974341934f59d1dfdb519deb83ce8e9e98723feb335fe4.mp4

2026-06-29 03:36:41 UTC

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Harbor freight gets a bad rep, but they have a LOT of wonderful, small quality of life upgrade items. I have several of the magnetic bars, paper towel holder, the pick set (often .99) is a must have, their apache cases (pelican knock offs) are great, and I have a predator generator that has saved us during multiple power outages. I picked up a weed burning torch that's basically a flame thrower for the chiminea & burn barrel and it makes starting fires AWESOME and near instant.
I still run Ryobi for all my power tools but my ratcheting wrenches and magnetic screwdrivers have held up.
I'm a fan of that place. Lol
Thanks for reading my Ted talk.

2026-06-29 03:24:48 UTC

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TL;DR - N/A
I have 8 magnetic trays around the garage (3 stuck to the garage door themselves with various screws and clamps) and a plastic Tupperware with all the random spares on my tool cart.

2026-06-29 01:23:38 UTC

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County line on the lake for BBQ. Get a half loaf of the bread. It's on bull creek so you can feed turtles and fish right off the patio (great if you have kids)
If you go to see the bats at the bridge, take a red flashlight and shine em at the trees when they come out. (Red doesn't bother them like white, and seriously, you'll be the hero of all the ground watchers, otherwise no one will see much at all without one)
If you tour the capitol and have an LTC you can easily skip all of security. Just tell em you have an LTC and they'll scan it and off you go.
If you have a lady wanting photo ops on Congress, grab a coffee at Jo's, it's pretty good. Theres a photo op on the side wall anyway.

2026-06-28 21:18:04 UTC

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Zippo torch insert
Timex easy reader
Gerber para frame tanto
Kimber ultra9
2011 fx2
And I raise you a Olight Arkfeld pro.

2026-06-28 17:10:08 UTC

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Le sigh. Guess I have to build my striping bar this week. St Augustine takes so much more to look good.

2026-06-28 17:07:54 UTC

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Looks great. You mowed it yourself?

2026-06-28 16:04:33 UTC

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That's why it works. Most people have too much faith in governmental ability. If it seems like it's naturally chaotic, then *SURELY* it can't be a manipulated psyop, because that would be executed flawlessly....

2026-06-28 16:00:07 UTC

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TBH nostr has done serious damage to by ability to be surprised. Mawfs around these parts are always doin new, wild shit.
I do find it to be quite dope, though.

2026-06-28 15:58:33 UTC

Did I see that @nprofile…jejf is doing lawn ratings now?
I don't just touch grass, I mow that shit myself.
https://blossom.primal.net/cbd79e402dc2badb2b754b10cefa9ef82fe39c0b9cb3a99120382102f1cf3cf2.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/c7bf29da7402cd6b04231f2f3d885e4832a0c2b4ee360eb4f1962927449f5925.jpg

2026-06-28 15:36:52 UTC

John's out here planting treasure like he's Forrest Fenn for nostr or something.
#nevent1q…djry

2026-06-28 15:25:09 UTC

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Bruh.
Definitely picking some of these up today. I didn't know they had em there.

2026-06-28 12:34:09 UTC

I like when SATs are the individual unit of account.
Instead of seeing .01029015, you see 1,029,015 SATs.
There's just something about seeing 2 commas in a Bitcoin wallet that feels good. Really good.
I think it's the feeling of hope.
And it only costs $602 right now.
Crazy that it used to be dust.

2026-06-28 02:56:29 UTC

What dimension does DMT unlock? Do the elves play shadow puppets onto ours?
https://blossom.primal.net/4dc0a5696cd296ebe1373289391f722e42a29c0b1ef1abf9a2f49c8436b98bb4.mp4

2026-06-28 01:35:22 UTC

If you're ever in Austin (on a diet cheat day,) make time to stop in at Tiny Pies. That peach bourbon cheesecake pie was worth every single calorie of processed poison.
https://blossom.primal.net/082e26ad98871ad400190e3d6f5eb3892929fa645b2fca677051f635ca540973.jpg

2026-06-28 01:30:18 UTC

People ask me about it (I wear my end the fed hat daily)
And I explain that it refers to the book written by the great Dr. Ron Paul about the federal reserve, but once we close that down, we shall move to the government itself.
#nevent1q…kw4a

2026-06-28 00:09:52 UTC

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I don't disagree with any of that. Currently, churches are the established option. I would attend the church of Mises or Satoshi if one were to hold services locally.

2026-06-27 21:24:36 UTC

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Churches as a third space seem to be making a comeback. That's the way.

2026-06-27 19:33:54 UTC

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I've never once "yoinked" a meme In that manner. I've shared them many times but never taken a single step to remove credit from the creator.

2026-06-27 17:31:23 UTC

If you've never bought an oshi product (specifically the og Hodlbutter) you're doing Bitcoin AND LIFE wrong. Period.
#nevent1q…p6ue

2026-06-27 17:28:30 UTC

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But why go through the work of removing the watermark?
The only reason is to pass it off as your own.
Do you also tell people you mined the SATs you actually bought?

2026-06-27 17:08:32 UTC

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Oh maybe. I don't get offended by stuff on the internet cause it ain't real life.
But my nostr experience has been nothing like my reddit experience.

2026-06-27 15:15:01 UTC

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Who are you following? When I moved here last july everyone was super helpful to me.

2026-06-27 15:13:06 UTC

I prefer my dark mode WITH purple.
https://blossom.primal.net/5e7ec776cb6a868590cedc24a68c0c924185aa4a1630df4967458c81390e0456.jpg

2026-06-27 15:09:44 UTC

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My dms will be flooded again with hot AI scammer bitches.

2026-06-27 15:06:33 UTC

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I'm not REALLY good at anything but I'm pretty good at all kinds of stuff. At least once a week, my wife asks me "Where did you learn to do that?" Or "How did you know that?" Or "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
My answer is "Its requisite for being a real man, carrying a valid man card."

2026-06-27 13:29:38 UTC

"Are you now, or have you ever been a Communist?"
I may side-eye some "no" respondants, but we should be legally allowed -nay- OBLIGATED, to pimp slap all "yes" respondants.
Brink back McCarthyism.
https://blossom.primal.net/5dbfb463bea249ffc5a5781147e51f9c5a3769a199c857baae4e89f7ab40f769.mp4

2026-06-27 12:36:38 UTC

Took the fam on a little 2 day adventure to see a big ol cave, some bats, the capitol, and eat some BBQ.
It was fun, but there's no place like home.

2026-06-26 03:35:15 UTC

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They keep praising berhalter, and he deserves it. But McKennie should be getting a ton of credit for getting over that ball.

2026-06-26 03:06:38 UTC

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Bro, that shit never works for me. It's always a clusterfuck. Lol if you got my SATs and sent my semi liquid gold, I'm good.

2026-06-25 23:23:36 UTC

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No dms over here. I'm gonna pick up some dates on the way home tomorrow so I'm ready. Lol

2026-06-25 14:04:20 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c12346ccc054d19f7aca7944f2e14804824336061bb2175db08fe31dd291bfd1.jpg

2026-06-25 14:02:11 UTC

If 58k gang can get a win this year, why not US?!

2026-06-25 02:56:34 UTC

As a Texan, I'm extremely happy for Mexico right now.

2026-06-25 02:07:12 UTC

"Bitcoin will try to scare you out or wear you out." or something like that - @jack_mallers
Don't be a pussy. Just be patient.
I hope your DCA is still turned on cause mine never turned off.
Stay Blessed y'all.
#nevent1q…62ft

2026-06-24 21:08:54 UTC

Retards recognize retards
#nevent1q…uf4h

2026-06-24 19:27:27 UTC

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It might be the most rage-baity note I've ever posted.

2026-06-24 19:00:29 UTC

The winners get to drive their bus into the crowd.
https://blossom.primal.net/61b796985de004983481820e590ba57501a02ba792ea5c1cb54739f725e011ce.jpg