Someone once asked me, "You're a Texan, is it true everyone has guns?" I said "Not everyone but everyone that does has several."
"But you can only carry one at a time right?"
"Well, I only have one on my hip but 4 more in my truck, you need one? Pistol, shotgun, or less lethal?
Her jaw hit the floor.
Leviticus Mathew
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