joenakamoto
Joe Nakamoto

Travala just asked me to prove source of funds for a $800 transaction blabla
Anyone else gone through this?
How can I share the smallest amount of info and minimal kyc, or is that it now?

2026-03-13 13:06:30 UTC

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Remind yourself why we bitcoin
Watch this:
#nevent1q…ufh9

2026-03-13 13:06:12 UTC

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Oooft. When were you there? For me it wasn’t depressing

2026-03-11 19:30:05 UTC

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Thanks dude. Super kind and helpful comment. I’ll stick to that!

2026-03-11 19:29:46 UTC

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I just bought a new action camera

2026-03-10 08:36:32 UTC

so you guys don't like challenge content
you like 'get rich quick content' or 'earn bitcoin' content.
you want to see real world bitcoin stories.
I think?
https://blossom.primal.net/73f43e01550ff01a1bcbfd2d3803a40d75c703ebbf3c71b8be48fdd49da72f6d.png

2026-03-07 19:26:33 UTC

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It’s a crypto event mostly sadly

2026-03-07 19:25:10 UTC

I Tried Smuggling $20 Across This African Border
Enjoy frens 💜
https://youtu.be/qyZP83M3oqY

2026-02-28 18:50:51 UTC

When was the last time you asked to pay in bitcoin?
Here is your reminder to give it a go.
From experience, onboarding merchants in bear markets means you get a discount in the bull market.
They then take the piss of you in the subsequent bear and it’s all good fun 💜

2026-02-28 10:12:03 UTC

Gm 🌞
I investigated the surge in home mining
Ps - go and buy a bitaxe ⛏️ ⚡️
How Are $100 Bitcoin Miners Winning Blocks?
https://youtu.be/9ast-ByeaNw

2026-02-24 21:15:16 UTC

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Youtube and live sport

2026-02-16 10:27:00 UTC

test reports on my latest youtube thumbnails
i guess you don't like the shocked face 😮
https://blossom.primal.net/9ca48c7f2368464562eaf4f375f37ab99bc81b533178f4b8ec7d76baa0714775.png

2026-02-12 12:59:56 UTC

Love travelling
Hate to travel

2026-02-12 12:59:28 UTC

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Kyc and wrench attacks are the biggest challenges

2026-02-11 19:46:11 UTC

Amazing how many airport restaurant globally do not take the local fiat currency in cash
Eg: Tunis takes dollars / euros but no Dinar
San José takes dollars but no Colones
Zambia’s Livingstone airport takes dollars or bitcoin

2026-02-10 15:42:17 UTC

gm costa rica 🇨🇷
👀 if you are looking for something to stare at today, here's an equation I have learned:
sunsets / mempool > bitcoin price / twitter feeds
https://blossom.primal.net/6b4a6d6d83fb2b9b9f4052ccea0cc1162e88d55d3fd3b9a344b262070a5dfdc7.jpg

2026-02-09 22:38:37 UTC

Hello
I am online but I don’t wanna be 🤣
Pura
Vida

2026-02-08 19:17:11 UTC

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IN THE BLOODY YOOOOKAY!!

2026-02-05 23:11:14 UTC

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It’s a posh heater :)

2026-02-05 16:07:20 UTC

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Mechanised
Speed up 5x
Camera: DJI pocket 3

2026-02-05 16:06:48 UTC

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No it’s easier

2026-02-05 14:31:50 UTC

This heater pays me in Bitcoin ⚡️ 💜
This is the brand new Heatbit Maxi
https://blossom.primal.net/7ea824f3e3fb41d5b58607a85fa8e7b294315cfd506e674fb38b163616d24a48.mp4

2026-02-02 19:10:33 UTC

Gm Gm 🌞 🇸🇻
https://blossom.primal.net/bcf2cfd2d49401cb99d25a088444a4076a30d37b6812b94894e8a28901ce3144.mov

2026-02-01 14:16:06 UTC

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Fair

2026-02-01 14:15:45 UTC

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Mine too! It was great

2026-02-01 14:15:21 UTC

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Honestly most entertaining bit of content this weekend was that debate. Excellent timing given gold’s rip.

2026-01-28 06:37:15 UTC

Gm Gm
I need to buy a burner phone + sim in El Salvador.
Last time I tried this I had to get a friend to get it for me coz of KYC stuff for locals.
Does anyone have experience with this?

2026-01-21 12:06:59 UTC

I still don’t like Brian Armstrong
But this was very good
He corrected the central Banker for France. Bravo 👏
https://blossom.primal.net/b6baed0ad6b8a0dd594effe6fc87e4649c7a998266ca3be8702a88ff86b784fa.mp4

2026-01-15 16:19:30 UTC

It is impossible to find bread that isn’t pumped full of junk in supermarkets
I like bread. I need bread (I do too much sport)
Where do I find bread that is just flour salt water yeast?!!

2026-01-15 08:40:40 UTC

Feels
Good
https://blossom.primal.net/bd050db0122de71e98c0868edd9e232a695e515a88592115887b38fe8ed6cac3.jpg

2026-01-10 12:31:06 UTC

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Agree

2026-01-05 08:12:39 UTC

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I am yet to go on twitter. Thanks for the tip… a few more hours before I brave that!!

2025-12-28 16:06:03 UTC

To the nice man who just hello to me
lol. I’m blushing and sorry for not asking your name.
And yes - that is indeed my in laws family who don’t grok bitcoin 🤣
My fiancée does… thank god!!

2025-12-28 13:49:47 UTC

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Normie family*
#nevent1q…8snz

2025-12-28 13:48:38 UTC

Spent too much time with my increasingly normie friendly
I fell in the trap of trying to explain that the money is broken 😬
They still think that a new political party or a new leader or a new investment or whatever can fix the chronic problems the uk faces
And now I’m about to spend a week with my other half’s family.
This is why people book bitcoin events.
Wish me luck!

2025-12-22 10:56:56 UTC

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thanks! when did this start?
I've had lots of other content that has bitcoin in the title do well (100k+ views!)

2025-12-13 13:53:49 UTC

Gm Nostr 🌞
Some Xmas lights are now sponsored.
Of course they are.
https://blossom.primal.net/c9d686d2d54d1013919993720afa47d8876877d67e8dd55b002ebdc263751b6a.jpg

2025-12-10 08:50:21 UTC

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I rang a sauna yesterday to ask why it was closed.
I was actually stood in front of a random closed bar 2 doors down from the sauna house.
The guy on the phone kindly said the sauna was not called “oysters and wine”.
Sometimes humans are also simply insanely stoopid / overtired.
#nevent1q…e6de

2025-12-05 10:34:12 UTC

Gm
😃 🤔 😢 😡
https://blossom.primal.net/71020955064eafd798f95c970c736ef403259bd388cc74040ab4e9a726ae34ce.png

2025-12-02 14:35:35 UTC

Who are your favourite accounts on Nostr?
I want to level up my feed

2025-11-30 00:23:19 UTC

Make Nostr normie

2025-11-29 04:54:13 UTC

Random act of bitcoin Nostr kindness 💜
First person to claim this gift card for Amazon germany keeps it!
If you claim it, please comment where you are in the world!!
Gift card code:
KWYF-5UYP4X-2WBW
https://blossom.primal.net/3e1f3b5ceac920afc5ae1b5dcb07b68c7b7ef4e81d32bae9ba1d1ff70f06e0e5.png

2025-11-21 06:31:27 UTC

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https://shop.powermining.io/?ref=Cheersjoe

2025-11-05 13:44:12 UTC

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Hahaha Daniel pico made a similarly funny joke

2025-11-05 12:13:04 UTC

Today is my little brother’s 21st birthday! 🎁
Madness.
I still remember him at 4 years old.
If you want to surprise him, spread joy and reassure him that his older brother is not a bitcoin madman, please send sats to:
aspirationalsemiprocyclist@coincorner.io
Or, zap this post - even tiny amounts - and I’ll forward them his way!

2025-10-31 12:30:48 UTC

18/10/2025
I became an IRON MAN 🏊 🚲 🏃‍♀️
(powered by bitcoin + bitcoin communities)
https://blossom.primal.net/49c0bd841c9d5d911c309bd496f2a0cd7d7c317b9ee6bae8396380d25cd35635.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/087cf3f826923ca75a41fdfd96e87bd373113549f67c200272e74cbe4ced013e.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/be73c043c393ea97d90579d63d8be69f16caf4e6e7ec17775b6bb43edb3ccb9a.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/1f21ab30fcabdf1288802e6d17f454abe26a307d6009368e06af7d0b5e0e9862.png
https://blossom.primal.net/3d94ceaa8a314436d940c74e4e358709cf0c345200e0cedcaaec1534940011c4.png

2025-10-16 09:14:21 UTC

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This is not my flat 🤣
But the bike is temporarily mine

2025-10-16 07:12:50 UTC

Gm 🌞
It’s happening 🏊 🚲 🏃‍♂️
https://blossom.primal.net/378fab8e0a8b6d6fa8fbfad217ec8a9899084d403d3802264bf6bc55056a4ccf.jpg

2025-10-10 12:34:22 UTC

I just scrolled all of the trending page for the past 24 hours and couldn't find a single excellent meme
NOSTR THIS IS NOT OKAY SOMEBODYCALL THE DEVS

2025-10-09 17:37:57 UTC

I have been disgustingly busy in the run up to the Iron Man next week
sorry nostrich!

2025-10-02 09:41:45 UTC

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Gm
I just spent 4 days working off grid in a van in south portugal and it sucked 🤣
VW camper + leisure battery + Starlink
I was delighted to be reunited with shade, a roof and plumbing this morning.
The main thing I take away from awkward experiences is that when I’m off grid I actually hate being online and I find it really hard to work!
#nevent1q…cf35

2025-09-29 06:55:51 UTC

Gm 🌞
200km LFG 🚲
https://blossom.primal.net/5dde2d412e0cf5d75556734512fc1a6c6701078b87967c1bac4a94c3519173a8.jpg

2025-09-27 16:10:52 UTC

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Guilty 🤣
#nevent1q…r2dl

2025-09-26 13:07:37 UTC

It’s pretty obvious why those bitcoin YouTuber accounts keep getting removed
There is a common thread but it’s a bit mean of me to point out who and why

2025-09-23 14:55:51 UTC

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That’s my jam! 🤙

2025-09-23 06:50:29 UTC

Gm from Zurich 🇨🇭
When did everyone in Europe start dressing in the same 3 colours: navy, grey, black

2025-09-22 14:00:40 UTC

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Yeeeeoooooo 🤙 🤙
Proud of myself.
Completed the full triathlon yesterday in a decent enough time.
I could have pushed the swim harder but the Australian thing where you go in and out the water segment totally goosed me.
Swallowed loads of water and took an elbow to the neck straight after lol.
I pushed the bike a bit too hard but I wanted to - and it was fun! Cruising at 45km/h+ with the tailwind section was a rush.
I went easy on the run to protect my foot. It gave me grief after10km so I popped a painkiller and cracked on.
I reckon I will just have to dig deep and grind out the iron man marathon segment in 3 weeks.
Kinda terrified, kinda excited.
Primal is not letting me upload photos rn but I did the full 100km in 4 hours 16
2k swim
80k bike
18k run
#nevent1q…99rh

2025-09-22 13:49:38 UTC

Activity on here does seem to be dwindling
Anyone got the stats on Nostr growth atm? Feels quieter week on week!

2025-09-20 17:19:08 UTC

Gm Nostr ⛅️
Tomorrow I travel 70 miles on my chest, a bike seat and my feet.
Given my broken foot this summer and a bastard plantar fasciitis, the plan is to
Hammer the swim 🏊‍♂️
Pound the bike 🚲
Jog walk the run 💨
Conditions are sunny and windy (classic portugal)
It is my last “simulation” before I attempt a full iron man
Wish meh luck 🏆 🍀
https://blossom.primal.net/32d1475905dd7e29dfd73e8627134674bca0138860b78313840d585d0d9e80cd.jpg

2025-09-18 13:03:24 UTC

My goal for 2025 was 21,000 subs and 1 million views
I hit it today 🥳
—
My goal for 2024 was 10,000 subs
I started the year at 1,000.
I hit it in March this year.
—
Growth on the Internet is so wild
Thank you, Nostr, for helping me get more and more real world bitcoin content out to the world! 🌍 💜
https://blossom.primal.net/a8e244fe755f432185120094e1bf10f5c7ed104d9b626c8ead40c15008009466.jpg

2025-09-17 10:39:16 UTC

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Beaut. I don’t do this enough

2025-09-14 08:27:12 UTC

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the post in question
thanks again you lovely lot
#nevent1q…vrj5

2025-09-14 08:17:45 UTC

GM YOU CRAZY SONS OF TEAPOTS 🫖
Thanks for helping get this (frankly wonderful) video in front of more and more people!
💜 💜
bitcoin is changing the world yeeehaaa!
https://blossom.primal.net/cd85fa85e10a7cecc8ad5637c16b9a34650c76533aeb69db08392bf4b02c6d40.png

2025-09-12 20:36:32 UTC

This was one of my favourite videos I think I’ve ever worked on
I BLOODY LOVE WHAT THEYRE DOING IN KENYA with bitcoin 🇰🇪
Please do me a massive favour and share this around! 💜 ⚡️
https://youtu.be/LRSQSkiil0M

2025-09-09 18:18:10 UTC

I love it
https://blossom.primal.net/fc3ecb00231c01389f3a508184a465993ab3d16e2da80b8b8d00236eaca38a35.jpg

2025-08-26 12:14:24 UTC

Feels very quiet on here lately
Are you all on nostr holiday

2025-08-25 15:12:36 UTC

gm 🌅 🇵🇹
are we still vlogging?
#vlog1
https://blossom.primal.net/3512c63034b453381e62c13b0913d49a15cdd05f193c1c2036fd3e25e361bcb0.mov

2025-08-08 11:07:11 UTC

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Why is this kinda thing trending on Nostr
#nevent1q…u7wt

2025-08-08 11:04:46 UTC

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I used to be quite direct and yes I would try to onboard every business.
After a few years of this I now build a relationship before broaching bitcoin.
With this guy it was my second visit and while trying in a pair of shoes I joked that I’d get the expensive pair “when bitcoin hits 130k”
He says “isn’t it like 115 now?”
And I was like hell yeah this guy is into it.
If he was like “wtf are you talking about” I wouldn’t bother ya know

2025-08-05 18:48:32 UTC

Konstantin is not usually to my taste but this is pretty compelling :/
https://youtu.be/AU3c_ojjZh4

2025-08-01 18:36:27 UTC

Here we go again
https://blossom.primal.net/d1192e414de0c06b67078fec9e61c1ccb1c7f46eb4119fb9ca4d62ffd0ba4eb2.jpg

2025-08-01 14:55:24 UTC

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Awesome! Welcome
Don't forget to turn on zaps and to tag @nprofile…9p7d
Currently I cannot zap you :)

2025-07-31 21:48:44 UTC

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What?

2025-07-31 11:38:52 UTC

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That’s actually pretty sick!
I really like it but the 2 month lead time worries me.
Also I want it to just have a giant BITCOIN B on the front ya know

2025-07-23 17:40:38 UTC

SO EXCITED
THIS VIDEO GOES LIVE TOMORROW AT 5pm London time
I think that's like midday in new york
https://blossom.primal.net/ca608a266e9611fcfd81ece8bbc8f19b4711ea2f71e8a96ec30e7cad3e1e1c8a.jpg

2025-07-18 08:32:31 UTC

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I lost 15 then another 15 Euros buying back in (lol, classic noob) but then I managed to pay the winner in Bitcoin.
I also paid the guy who organised the pizza order in Bitcoin.
My ego took a bruising but ultimately, it was a win for Bitcoin.
#nevent1q…jzz4

2025-07-11 20:18:30 UTC

Met a couple friends new gf and bf this evening. Lovely people. Totally obvious.
What do you do?
I make videos!
What about?
Bitcoin . Lots of second hand embarrassment, too!
Bitcoin? Isn’t that dangerous.
Convo 2:
Bitcoin videos? Do you get paid by a bitcoin?
Not really. Bitcoin is just a new technology like the Internet or idk, Bluetooth.
So you can be paid by the Internet?
🫠 🫠
Fuck me we’re so early

2025-06-30 18:07:40 UTC

is there a word for:
i have spent 18 months on a video, investing way too much time, mental energy and money into it
and i'm worried that i still haven't hit the mark
i am starting to hate it + my own face narrating it... but at some point you have to hit publish.

2025-06-03 18:22:24 UTC

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As usual, you guys rock.
Thank you for commenting!!
#nevent1q…st9t

2025-05-28 20:28:11 UTC

lol
If I had a bitcoin for every time people say I look like Zlatan Ibrahimovic
https://blossom.primal.net/e8fe10976d131dd12172c8efe3036d92d2fb5b1f1a18f210274640ed672085a1.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/07713e9e705503754181e56b16e7e38a089ae4418a84d085411cfe99230ceffb.jpg

2025-05-23 14:58:18 UTC

BUKELE PROMISED US A $17 BILLION DOLLAR BITCOIN CITY
BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED
(QUELLE BLOODY SUPRRISE)
BUT IT'S ALL GOOD.... BECAUSE BITCOINERS ROCK ...
and they made a better one🤘 ⚡️
Let me show you
#bitcoinjournalism #elsalvador #bitcoincity
(please reshare this and zap it if you're feeling generous) 💟
https://youtu.be/BnR_kB44hy0

2025-05-22 16:06:57 UTC

People who advocate for spending dollars = i don’t trust you
https://blossom.primal.net/f5ee9436261bec69ceb073ef37d06be21ba715e5c8995f7b38b4be50bf7e73e5.jpg

2025-05-21 15:33:15 UTC

GM!
ChatGPT loves depicting me after a 3 day bender in my 40s 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/9afe1930f05161dc407943ee3a63bdef87619df89d2be03c9543749d69f5c88c.jpg

2025-05-20 11:30:34 UTC

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GM TO #Footsr
X-Ray gods, please can my foot be less broke than my broke ass fiat bank account🦶
https://blossom.primal.net/2f0522c5cdf822796b2d208e414b58c5c17d8fd88754a1827a8ef9d73cd8a1d6.jpg
nevent1qqsp60r434q2d44905jt8q6l9j0cq7pg8kmtf20ldprwyc5y9jv3agqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgcfrh33

2025-05-13 17:45:24 UTC

NEW VIDEO LET'S GOOO
THIS IS THE BITCOIN-EST PLACE IN EUROPE AND LOTS OF NOSTRICHES ARE MAKING IT MORE BITCOIN-Y!
https://youtu.be/PO2EsDytwjY

2025-05-09 11:47:02 UTC

Gm 🌞
Please welcome Tiago the triathlete to bitcoin 🤙
He runs a bike fit + VO2 max + power business in Lisbon 🇵🇹
Send a few sats his way if you like 🧡 ⚡️
Powerlab@blink.sv
(Yes he now takes btc)
https://blossom.primal.net/551d338e5e2ed269169bee7582734de80e304f9d3e496cfc6de9cbbf7b5612b7.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/360e0d22626ad558e9f0733883c8786180587cdce0c9b5f482cb4eafa7e1fc80.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/4a0c690a51f11a89c0253e294859c830f992604a7c9860db9e09da34fa8f02e3.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/f41b9a6472ab78b11e007a8740cfaa65cc338c4adb1d63bb461695749b96567b.jpg

2025-04-24 08:50:21 UTC

Gm 🌞
Had 3 friends at a stag do tell me “every time I see you I end up buying more bitcoin”
Me: “You’re welcome.” 🤣

2025-04-07 15:47:41 UTC

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it's a fake vest from Thailand lol

2025-04-04 14:44:26 UTC

First time 4 coconuts 4 🥥 💜
#Curacao #Coconutsats
https://m.primal.net/QEDV.mov sats

2025-04-02 12:35:59 UTC

GM Nostr 🌞

2025-03-27 21:30:50 UTC

NEW VIDEO 🚨 🎥
Inside Africa's Secret Off Grid Bitcoin mines
A Gridless story in Kenya 🇰🇪
Please share, zap, and send to a friend!
https://youtu.be/J2K1fgVyh5Y

2025-03-25 19:17:19 UTC

GM and what's up ✌️
Had my head down a lot today but made bloody good progress.
All being well, there will be a banger video with you on Friday.
think bitcoin mining in rural africa transforming communities lfg ⚡️

2025-03-24 10:24:54 UTC

Good morning 🌅
I wake up
I cringe while putting together videos of myself documenting bitcoin stuff
I do sport
I sleep
The cringe phase of making videos is genuinely hilariously difficult to get out of.
#embracecringe #freethecringe
https://m.primal.net/PrMJ.png

2025-03-21 17:33:00 UTC

🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨
I Ran around the island of Madeira—Hal Finney style—to investigate bitcoin adoption.
Let me know what you think!
And thank you @nprofile…7u78 for being a wonderful beacon of hope in Europe.
Enjoy the video! 💜
https://youtu.be/cqWxeobUdSI

2025-03-13 10:38:46 UTC

Test GM 2 🌞

2025-03-02 03:54:44 UTC

GM. PSST 🤫 🤫
WANNA BUY BITCOIN with no KYC?
Hell yeah you do!!
Try Peach today and get ONE 🆓 PURCHASE with my promo code “cheersjoe”
🍑
@nprofile…2wt2
peachbitcoin.com/referral?code=…
Ps - I don’t have any bitcoin ⚡️

2025-03-01 07:15:12 UTC

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The money is broken?

2025-03-01 06:55:21 UTC

Why are so many American bitcoiners tone deaf about Ukraine?
Why do they sympathise with Putin?
I feel like I need to go there and do some bitcoin content