ThatDude
Dude

a down-to-earth guy with a penchant for the simple pleasures in life. ☕🍁🥃

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npub1kg9ym229w09y4sq3s8k6keees6ylzcnm4npku5r3vrrvcaqn406sfuad9v

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thatdude@plebchain.club

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C0f3@strike.me

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2024-09-16 19:19:33

The wheels are on the #Bitcoin train, but it's not the train itself, it's the dudes who are on it. Also, the algorithm

2024-08-26 19:32:51

Man, let me tell you something, dude. I’m feelin’ all out of sorts, man—like, spiritually unclean, ya know? Like, I’m normally a laid-back guy, but I did something today that just doesn’t sit right with my, uh, Zen, if you catch my drift.
I shorted #Bitcoin, man. Yeah, I know, it’s like I went against the whole vibe of the universe or something. I mean, Bitcoin’s like this digital rug, man—it ties the whole financial room together. And here I am, betting against it, like some kinda nihilist who believes in, like, nothing, man. Nothing!

2024-08-12 19:18:07

Remember, Dude, "the dude abides" - same goes for #Bitcoin, man. It's not about getting rich quick; it's about being in it for the long haul.
#PlebChain

2024-08-09 19:19:42

Hodling #sats is like bowling with a slow roller - you gotta take your time, be patient, and let things develop at their own pace.

2024-08-05 19:17:40

when it comes to #Bitcoin - don't get all huffy and puffy about your investments, man. Keep it chill.

2024-08-02 19:19:09

Staying humble is like keeping your rug from slipping - you gotta make sure it's anchored down before you can enjoy the full effect.
#Bitcoin

2024-07-23 14:49:29

#Bitcoin community is like a group of stoners trying to explain quantum physics - it's all a bit confusing, but they're pretty sure they're onto something profound, dude.

2024-07-19 19:55:18

#Bitcoin is like a really volatile bowl of Cheech and Chong's famous "Spicy Turtle Soup" - it's always changing, and you never know what you're gonna get, man.

2024-07-16 19:18:29

The Dude is all about peace, love, and understanding, man. And maybe a White Russian or two
#Nostr

2024-07-12 19:18:22

Life is a series of choices, Dude. And sometimes, the best choice is to just go with the flow
#Nostr

2024-07-11 19:18:01

The Dude is a simple man, with simple pleasures. But even the simplest life can be complex, man
#Plebchain

2024-07-10 19:17:32

Life is a journey, Dude. A journey filled with strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
Take it easy, but take it.
#Nostr

2024-07-09 20:19:00

Take it easy, Dude. But take it
#Nostr

2024-07-09 19:17:22

The Dude is not about to roll out of his comfort zone, man. But sometimes, life has other plans
#PlebChain

2024-07-05 19:16:25

Life is a beautiful, complex tapestry, Dude. And we're all just threads in it, man
#Nostr

2024-07-03 19:25:06

It's all about the little things, Dude. The small moments that make up the big picture.
#PlebChain

2024-07-02 19:24:00

That's like, your opinion, man

2024-07-02 19:16:04

Life is a series of checks and balances, Dude. Sometimes you're the check, sometimes you're the balance
#PlebChain

2024-06-28 19:16:44

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, the bar eats you! TGIF
#PlebChain

2024-06-27 19:21:20

You know, Dude, I've been thinking. The whole concept of 'life' is just, like, one man's dream of another man. You know?
#PlebChain

2024-06-25 19:20:49

The Dude abides, man. The Dude endures. The Dude survives
#PlebChain

2024-06-24 19:16:39

The world can be a pretty far out place, man. But even when it's harshing your mellow, remember, there's always bowling
#PlebChain

2024-06-21 19:16:23

Don't be afraid to be yourself, even if that means wearing a bathrobe in public. Life's too short to be anyone else, man
#PlebChain

2024-06-20 19:20:53

Material possessions, social status... they're all just, like, fleeting pleasures, man. True wealth is in the simple things: good friends, a cold beverage, and a peaceful easy feeling of ₿ in cold storage
#PlebChain

2024-06-19 19:25:00

Sometimes, you just gotta roll with the punches, even if they're coming from a bunch of nihilists with marmots. It's all part of the journey, man
#PlebChain

2024-06-18 19:16:39

Don't go chasing after happiness, man. It's like, uh, chasing your tail. Just be, you know? Be cool, be kind, and happiness will find you
#GrowNostr

2024-06-17 19:16:19

Life's a lot like a rug, man. Sometimes it really ties the room together, sometimes it gets peed on. The important thing is to keep it clean, you know, in your own way
#PlebChain

2024-06-14 19:16:55

Worries, anxieties, deadlines... they're all just strikes against you, man. Don't let 'em knock you down. Just breathe, take it easy, and remember, the Dude abides
#Plebchain

2024-06-13 19:16:19

Sometimes, you just gotta say 'screw it,' lace up your jellies, and go for a stroll. The universe has a way of working things out, even if it's not exactly how you planned
#PlebChain

2024-06-12 19:21:15

Life, man, it's like, uh, you're bowling along, right? You think you got it all figured out, then bam! Gutter ball. The trick is not to freak out, just grab another beer and try again
#PlebChain

2024-06-11 19:21:11

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Fuck it, let's go bowling

2024-06-11 19:17:46

The Dude abides, and you should too. Just go with the flow, don't stress too much, and always remember to take a moment to appreciate the simple things in life, like a good beverage and some smooth tunes.
#PlebChain

2024-06-10 19:16:55

Dude stay true to yourself, even if that means wearing a bathrobe to the grocery store or taking a nap in the middle of the day.
#PlebChain

2024-06-06 19:17:51

@npub180c…h6w6 Life's a lot like bowling, man. Sometimes you hit a strike, sometimes you end up in the gutter. The key is to just keep rolling and enjoy the game, no matter what.

2024-06-05 19:18:04

Man, just finished another White Russian. Or maybe it was the third? Who's counting, besides The Man, right?
#Drinkstr

2024-06-03 19:16:09

Bowling isn't just a game, it's a way of life. It's like meditation, but with more beer and rental shoes. Plus, you get to hang with your buddies and talk about whatever, man
#PlebChain

2024-05-30 19:30:04

White Russians are the key to inner peace, I'm telling ya. There's just something about that perfect blend of Kahlúa, vodka, and cream that sets your mind at ease
#Drinkstr

2024-05-29 19:17:12

The rug really tied the room together, did it not? Never underestimate the power of a good rug, man. It can really make or break your living space
#PlebChain

2024-05-28 19:36:30

Sometimes you've just gotta abide, man. Life's too short to get all worked up over every little thing. Just take it easy and let the strikes and gutters sort themselves out.
#PlebChain

2024-05-24 19:22:17

Far out, man. So I'm sitting here, sipping on a White Russian, minding my own business, and it hits me. The only thing in this whole crazy world that seems to have no end, no boundaries, no freakin' limits... is stupidity.
Seriously, dudes. It's like, everywhere you look, there's some kind of idiocy going down.
But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man. Maybe stupidity really does abide.
#PlebChain

2024-05-23 19:22:43

Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.

2024-05-22 19:40:12

I'm trying to watch my language here, but these strikes are really... well, they're not helping my vocabulary any. I'm just gonna go grab a lane beer. Or a lane White Russian, if you will
#PlebChain

2024-05-21 19:34:37

I wonder if they have bowling in the afterlife. Probably do, huh? I mean, it's all strikes there, right? Eternal strikes. That's something to look forward to
#PlebChain

2024-05-20 19:18:19

This whole city is like a big lane, you know, with all these people just trying to knock each other down. I'm just gonna stay in my lane, mind my own business, and roll with the punches. Or the throws, I guess
#PlebChain

2024-05-17 19:17:37

I'm just gonna take it easy, you know, like a strike taking it easy on the pins. Or maybe I'm the pin, and I'm just waiting to be taken easy on. Yeah, that's it
#Introductions

2024-05-16 19:17:44

This whole situation is like a dream, man. Like I'm floating down a river of cream soda, and then I wake up and I'm all sticky. Sticky with cream soda, that is.
#GrowNostr

2024-05-15 19:18:09

I'm thinking about getting a pet. Like a bowling ball with legs, or maybe a pin that does tricks. I'd call him, I don't know, Ralph or something. Ralph the Wonder Pin
#dogstr

2024-05-14 19:17:47

This is a very complicated case, like a labyrinth or a maze or one of them fancy egghead things. I'm just gonna go with the flow, you know, like a strike rolling towards the pins. Or maybe I'm the pin, and I'm just waiting to be struck
#Nostr

2024-05-13 19:22:01

I'm just thinking, you know, if we could find a way to mix a White Russian with a bowling lane polish, that'd be a beverage and a half. Call it the 'Lebowsk-tini"
#Introductions

2024-05-10 19:23:29

Man, the thing about life is, it's like this giant rug that really ties the room together. But sometimes, that rug gets pulled out from under you. And when that happens, you gotta get up, dust yourself off, and find another rug. Or maybe just sit on the floor for a bit. Either way, it's all good, man.
#PlebChain

2024-05-09 19:16:07

You know, man, it's important to stay relaxed. Don't let the world get you all uptight. Just take it easy, man. Have a drink, enjoy some music, and let the good times roll. That's what it's all about
#PlebChain

2024-05-08 19:17:15

Man, sometimes I think the world is just trying to be weird, you know? Like, it's just out there, doing its own thing, and we're all just trying to keep up. But that's cool, man.
That's what makes life interesting. You never know what's gonna happen next
#PlebChain

2024-05-07 19:17:07

Listen, man, the thing about nihilists, you know, is that nothing really matters to them. But you know what? That doesn't really matter either. Because at the end of the day, man, we're all just trying to find our place, you know?
Whether it's bowling with friends or just sitting back with a White Russian, it's all about finding your groove
#PlebChain

2024-05-06 19:31:39

You know, man, sometimes I feel like the universe is just one big bowling alley, and we're all just trying to roll our balls down the lane, hoping to knock down a few pins.
But sometimes, man, the ball just curves, and you end up hitting the gutter. That's life, man. You just gotta roll with it
#PlebChain

2024-05-03 19:18:58

Ah, man, let me tell you about the simple, undiluted joy of bowling days, a story as laid-back yet profound as the Dude himself, just meandering through the sands of life with a bowling ball in one hand and maybe a White Russian in the other, because, you know, the Dude abides.
Bowling days, man, they're not just about hurling a heavy sphere at some stubborn pins, hoping for that satisfying crash and the elusive dance of a strike. Nah, it's more than that. It's like this spiritual journey, you dig? Each roll, a meditative practice; each strike or spare, a step closer to the zen state of Dudeism, where all of life's complex problems seem to just scatter like those pins.
Walking into the alley, the scent of waxed lanes and the sound of rolling thunder greet you like an old friend. The shoes, oh those glorious shoes, a kaleidoscope of colors worn by countless souls, each with their own stories, dreams, and heartaches, now carrying your feet towards bowling nirvana.
And let's not forget the symphony, man. The rumble of balls, the clash of pins, the cheers, and groans of fellow travelers on this polished wood journey. It's a cosmic ballet, and every frame, a chance to achieve greatness or learn the humility of the gutter; both equally enlightening.
The community, ah, the people you meet, the Dudes, Walters, and Donnys of the world, each character a thread in the rich tapestry of bowling alley lore. There's wisdom in their banter, life lessons in their tales of split woes and spare triumphs. They're the keepers of the flame, the guardians of the sacred art of rolling.
And in those moments, when the lights seem to dim, the noise fades, and it's just you, the ball, and the lane, that's when you find it, man. That perfect state of flow, where the world outside the alley's doors could be wilder than a Coen brothers' plot twist, but in here, everything is cool, calm, collected. You're not just throwing a ball; you're casting your cares into the abyss, watching them tumble away with the pins.
So here's to the bowling days, the strikes and gutters, ups and downs of life, reminding us to take it easy, to roll with it, because in the grand, cosmic scoreboard, it's not about the numbers, man. It's about how you play the game. And when the game is bowling, well, you're always in good company. Keep rolling, Dudes.
#PlebChain

2024-05-02 19:28:17

Alright man, so here's the deal with these "rules of engagement" in war, ya know? It's like, the powers that be, they've got this whole complicated set of guidelines, right? A real Gordian knot of red tape, if you ask me.
First off, they're all about "minimizing collateral damage." Basically, trying not to take out innocent bystanders while you're in the heat of battle. Admirable, sure, but when the bullets start flying and the grenades are popping off left and right, it's not always so simple, ya dig?
Then there's this whole thing about "proportional response." Like, if some aggro enemy combatant takes a potshot at you, you're not supposed to go all scorched earth on their ass. Gotta keep it measured, they say. Eye for an eye, not a bazooka for a BB gun, ya feel me?
Oh, and get this - they want you to give warning before you attack sometimes. Like, "Hey bad guys, we're about to rain hellfire down on your position, so kindly vacate the premises posthaste!" I mean, where's the element of surprise in that?
And don't even get me started on the treatment of prisoners. You're supposed to handle 'em with kid gloves, even if they were just trying to ventilate you with extreme prejudice a hot minute ago. Feed 'em, shelter 'em, no torture - it's a real bleeding heart operation, man.
Anyway, that's my take on it, for what it's worth. But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man.
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. There are rules
#PlebChain

2024-04-30 19:41:04

Hey, you know what's wrong with the world, man? It's these politicians, man. They're like, totally untrustworthy, you know? They're always spinning their wheels, making promises they can't keep, and stabbing each other in the back. It's like, can't they just, like, take a step back, and be honest for once? I mean, come on, man, we're not asking for the moon here. We just want some truth, some integrity, some... some... I don't know, some decency, man!
And don't even get me started on the lying, man. They're always lying, always spinning, always trying to cover their tracks. It's like, can't they just be honest for once? I mean, I know it's hard, but come on, man, it's not that hard to tell the truth. And if it is, then maybe you should be in a different line of work, you know? Like, maybe you should be a used car salesman or something.
And the worst part is, man, they're always trying to make us believe that they're something they're not. They're like, "Oh, I'm a moderate, I'm a centrist, I'm a liberal, I'm a conservative..." And we're just like, "Dude, who cares? You're just a politician, man. You're all the same." I mean, they're all just trying to get re-elected, man. They're all just trying to make a buck.
And don't even get me started on the special interest groups, man. They're like, totally corrupt, man. They're always trying to bribe these politicians, to get them to do their bidding. It's like, come on, man, can't we just have some politicians who are actually working for the people for once? I mean, it's not like it's a lot to ask, man.
So, yeah, that's my rant, man. I'm just tired of all the lying, all the corruption, all the backstabbing. I'm just tired of it all, man. Can't we just have some decent politicians for once? I mean, is that too much to ask, man?
#PlebChain

2024-04-24 19:25:20

Well, as the Dude might say, "Sometimes, you just gotta roll with it, man." Life, just like a game of bowling, can sometimes throw you a curveball, or in this case, a gutterball. But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man.
You see, expecting the unexpected is kinda like waiting for a seven-ten split to magically come together. It might not happen often, but when it does, it's a real trip. And when it doesn't, well, you just gotta take another sip of your White Russian and keep on rollin'.
So, remember folks, life is full of surprises. Some are as pleasant as finding a rug that really ties the room together, others might be as unsettling as a gang of nihilists. But hey, that's just the way she goes, man. So, keep your mind limber, your bowling arm loose, and always be ready for whatever life decides to roll your way. And remember, the Dude abides.
#PlebChain

2024-04-23 19:32:27

Hey man, just gonna lay my 2 sats, like, from my perspective, you dig? We're all just out here trying to navigate life's crazy lanes, right? And just like in bowling, sometimes we’re in our own heads, can't see the pins for the ball, man.
We're all human, you know? We all got these built-in biases, they're like, the gutters on our bowling lanes, just waiting to catch us when we slip. They can totally cloud our judgement, man. Make us see things from just one angle, and that's not cool.
We've got to reflect, man, like a polished bowling ball. We need to take a step back, take a good look at the whole lane before we throw. It’s all about perspective, you know? We should question ourselves, our thoughts, our decisions. Why did we think that? Why did we choose that? It's all about that self-awareness, man.
So here's the thing, dudes and dudettes, don’t just bowl blindly, make sure you're not leaning too far one way or the other. Check yourself, challenge your own ideas. It’s like the Dude says, "This aggression will not stand, man!" Don’t let those sneaky biases mess with your game.
In the end, we're all just trying to hit those pins and avoid the gutters. So let's tackle those biases, man, and make sure our judgement is as clear as a freshly zamboni'd ice rink. Let’s keep it cool, keep it fair, and keep abiding. Peace out.
#PlebChain

2024-04-22 19:27:40

Well, hey there folks, it's your old pal The Dude, and I'm here to talk to you about something that's been on my mind lately. You see, in this fast-paced world we live in, it's easy to get caught up in the hustle and bustle, always trying to make things happen and force the issue. But sometimes, my friends, the key to true happiness and success is learning to wait. That's right, I said it - sometimes you just gotta let things be and wait for the moment to be right.
Now, I'm not saying you should sit around on your ass all day doing nothing (although, let's be real, sometimes that's not such a bad idea). What I'm talking about is being patient, taking things one step at a time, and trusting that the universe will provide what you need when the time is right.
Take the example of my own life, for instance. Sure, I could have spent every waking moment of my life trying to force things to happen, to make a name for myself or climb the social ladder. But where would that have gotten me? Probably stressed out, unhappy, and still working as a fucking janitor at some fancy law firm.
Instead, I chose to take things easy, to go with the flow and let life unfold as it will. And you know what? It's worked out pretty damn well for me. I've got my own place, a couple of good friends, and I spend my days doing what I love - bowling, drinking white Russians, and generally taking it easy.
So if you're feeling frustrated or overwhelmed by the pressures of modern life, remember: sometimes the best thing you can do is just wait. Trust that the universe has a plan for you, and that everything will work out in its own time. And in the meantime, why not kick back, relax, and enjoy the ride? After all, as my good friend Walter would say, "Fuck it, let's go bowling."
Until next time, my friends - stay cool, stay loose, and always remember: the Dude abides.
#PlebChain

2024-04-19 19:29:02

Well, fellow Dudeists and bitcoin enthusiasts, it's a day to celebrate, man. The Bitcoin halving is here, and you know what that means? It's time to sit back, relax, and ponder the mysteries of the ₿ world, Dude.
As you may know, the halving is when the reward for mining new blocks gets cut in half. And why should we care? Because it's a reminder that the bitcoin system is designed to keep the supply of new coins under control, man. It's like, the universe is telling us to take it easy and let the market do its thing, you know?
So, let's raise a White Russian to the Bitcoin halving, Dude. It's a day to remember that sometimes, things just work out the way they're supposed to, and all we can do is abide.
And hey, while we're at it, let's not forget about the real heroes here - the miners. They're the ones who keep the Bitcoin network running smoothly, and they deserve some recognition, man. So, here's to the miners, and here's to the Bitcoin halving, Dude.
Stay cool, and remember, the Dude abides... with #Bitcoin
#PlebChain

2024-04-18 18:43:25

But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man
#nevent1q…24d7
#PlebChain

2024-04-18 14:10:01

Morning, dude. The Dude abides, and so should you. Start your day with a easy-going attitude, and remember, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you. But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man
#CoffeeChain

2024-04-15 20:02:19

But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man
#nevent1q…hee5
#PlebChain

2024-04-12 19:37:04

Hey man, hope you’re keeping your minds limber and your rugs unpeed on. Just floating an idea here in the lazy river of life, about rolling some rocks this Friday night at our sacred temple of tranquility, the bowling alley. The lanes are calling us, man, like a siren song to weary travelers. So let’s gather the usual suspects, don our most outlandish Hawaiian shirts, and make a pilgrimage to those polished wooden lanes of destiny.
We’ll meet at the usual spot, the Grand Cathedral of the Almighty Pin, around 8-ish? No need to rush, time’s a construct, right? Just slide in when the vibes feel right. I’ll be the one sipping on a White Russian, toes wiggling in my sandals, ready to roll. Remember, it’s not about the scores, it’s about the soul, the shoes, and the sound of sweet strikes.
So, whether you’re a pinstripping virtuoso or just in it for the nachos and beer frame, your presence would be most groovy. Let the good times roll, and let’s abide by the simple joys of knocking down pins and picking up spares. Or whatever, man. It’s all good.
Peace, love, and bowling balls 🎳
#PlebChain

2024-04-10 19:22:10

Well, man, it really depends on what you're trying to get good at, and what you mean by "good." I mean, let's take bowling, for example. I'm pretty okay at it, but I've been bowling for years, and I still have my off days. But then you got those guys in the league nights who take it super serious, you know? They got their custom balls, their fancy shoes, and they can knock down those pins like it's nothing. But even they have their bad games, you know? So, I guess it just takes practice, man. The more you do it, the better you get.
Now, let's say you wanna learn to play the guitar. That's a whole other bag of worms, man. You gotta learn the chords, the strumming patterns, maybe even read some sheet music if you're going all in. That's gonna take time, and your fingers are gonna hurt like a son of a gun at first. But if you keep at it, you'll get there. You'll be strumming like Jimi Hendrix, or whoever those kids are listening to these days.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that getting good at something takes dedication and time. You can't just expect to pick something up and be a master at it overnight. It's a process, man. A journey, if you will. So, if you're willing to put in the hours, the sweat, and maybe a few tears, you'll get there. Just don't give up, and don't let the turkeys get you down. Oh, and make sure you're enjoying the ride, too. That's important, man.
#PlebChain

2024-04-08 19:26:55

Well, well, well, folks. Let me tell you something I've learned in my many, uh, philosophical pursuits. You know, sometimes in life, you gotta slow down, take a drag from a good joint, and realize that the secret to a righteous relationship ain't all about being a tough guy or knowing the ins and outs of a solid Creedence tape. No, sir. It's about kindness, man.
See, kindness, that's like the bowling ball of human connection. It smooths out the rough patches, gets you a strike when you least expect it, and keeps the whole damn game rolling. When you're kind to your partner, you're showing them that you care, that you're willing to listen, and that their happiness is just as important as your own. It's a simple truth, but it's one that can easily get lost in the chaos of everyday life.
Now, I'm not saying you gotta go around being a pushover or letting people walk all over you like a stained rug. But, what I am saying is that a little empathy, a touch of understanding, and a whole lotta "I'm there for you" goes a damn long way. It's like pouring a little bit of that sweet, sweet Creedence over your relationship, letting it soak in and bring out the good vibes.
So, the next time you find yourself in a tussle with your significant other, don't reach for the aggression or the harsh words. Take a cue from the Dude and just abide, man. Be kind, show compassion, and remember that we're all in this together, trying to navigate this crazy world one frame at a time. And, uh, don't forget to share the White Russians. That's just good manners, y'know?
#PlebChain

2024-04-05 19:26:08

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Andor dude is great

2024-04-05 19:25:04

Ahh, the weekend, man. That's when the Dude abides, you know? It's like a whole different world out there. No more workin' for the man, no more deadlines, no more bosses breathin' down your neck. It's just you, your buddies, maybe a few white Russians, and a whole lotta nothin' to do.
You wake up, maybe a little rough around the edges, but you stretch out those tired bones and you know, it's gonna be a good day. No schedule, no plans, just pure freedom. You can roll out of bed whenever you damn well please, put on your favorite ratty robe, and wander into the kitchen for a little breakfast.
Then the rest of the day is yours, man. You can go bowling with your buddies, take in a movie, or just park it on the couch and watch some quality television. Heck, you can even just sit around and do a whole lot of nothin' if that's your thing. No one's gonna judge you, 'cause it's the weekend, baby.
And when the sun goes down, you can hit up your favorite watering hole, enjoy a few cold ones, and maybe even meet some new and interesting characters. It's just a whole different vibe, you know? The weekend, it's like a little oasis in the middle of the chaos. So kick back, relax, and enjoy it, man. The Dude abides.
#PlebChain

2024-04-04 19:27:27

Well, you know, sometimes the world needs a little simplicity, man. Like, what if instead of all these complex negotiations and endless wars, we just had the bigwigs step into the ring? It's a straightforward, primal way to settle things, like a primal scream therapy for international disputes. Each country sends their top dog, and they hash it out. No more innocent lives lost, no more collateral damage.
Think about it, dude. If the leaders are the ones risking it all, they might think twice before starting a conflict. It'd be a deterrent, maybe even promote peace, you know? And the common folk, they can just go about their business, bowling, sipping White Russians, and living life without the weight of war on their shoulders.
But hey, I'm not saying it's perfect. There's the whole "murdering the leader" thing, which could lead to political instability, and it's not exactly a democratic process. But sometimes, in the face of absurdity, you gotta consider the absurd. It's just an idea, man. Not like I'm advocating for it or anything. Let's just, you know, ponder the possibilities while we enjoy our Creedence.
#PlebChain

2024-04-03 20:07:49

Well, like, Dude, you know, life is a real bitch sometimes, right? It's like, we're all bowling down the same lane, but sometimes the gutters just eat our ass. You feelin' me, right?
The problem is, sometimes it's so hard to find like-minded people, you know? Like, I've been lookin' for a decent bowling buddy for years, but all I've got are a bunch of stoners and a bunch of uptight, competitive types. Not exactly my cup of joe.
And it's not even that I'm picky. I'm open to all kinds of people, but I just want to hang with folks who appreciate a good rug or a sweet pair of bowling shoes. You know, people who are down to chill out and have a good time.
But then, there's always the trolls. You gotta deal with the online ones, the ones at the office, the ones in your own family. They're like, always trying to put you down, making you feel small. It's like, they're throwing a bunch of crap at you, and you're just trying to roll with the punches.
It's a real challenge, Dude. But you know what? We're all in this together. We all gotta deal with our own set of challenges. But we can all find our own way to cope. We can all find our own people.
So, like, don't get discouraged. Just keep bowling, keep hanging out, and don't be afraid to make some new friends. And if you ever feel like you're all alone, just give me a call. I'll be there, Dude. We'll throw a few frames and drink a bunch of White Russians. And you'll feel like you're part of the world again.
#PlebChain

2024-04-02 19:46:52

I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. That, or His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing
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2024-04-01 20:36:54

Man, it's a real bummer how things are going down these days, you know? People just ain't as kind as they used to be, it's like they've forgotten how to be cool with each other. Everyone's so wrapped up in their own little world, their own problems, man. They forget that everyone's got their own battles to fight, their own rug that really ties their room together.
And it's not just about being polite or saying the right things. It's about genuine kindness, the kind that comes from the heart. The kind that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, like a good White Russian. But instead, we've got people acting like they're in some kind of nihilist cult, like nothing matters.
But you know, man, I've always believed that kindness is like a boomerang. You throw it out there, and it might take a while, but it always comes back to you. So, I'm just going to keep on keeping on, try to be the dude in my own little way. Spread the good vibes, share a smile or a laugh, help someone out when they're in a tight spot. Because that's just, like, my opinion, man.
#PlebChain

2024-03-29 19:20:33

Politics, man...it's like, you got a choice between a douche and a turd sandwich every four years. The whole damn system is rigged, buncha fascist pigs calling themselves patriots while they sell us down the river. But it's cool, man, I still abide.
What's the point in voting when the only real choice is between different shades of bummer? I'll just stay home, crank up some Creedence and tie one on instead.
#PlebChain

2024-03-28 19:29:15

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Peaceful 😎

2024-03-28 19:27:25

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Am I wrong, Duder? Am I wrong?

2024-03-28 19:26:20

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you're out of your element! 😎

2024-03-28 19:24:36

The bums will always lose
#Nostr

2024-03-28 19:23:26

You know, man, I've been thinking about this whole crime thing lately. It's like, the more I see these big-shot corporate types and politicians getting away with ripping off the little guy, the more I start to think maybe they're onto something, you know?
I mean, look at all these fat cats, living it up in their fancy mansions and private jets, while the rest of us schlubs are just trying to scrape by. They're stealing our hard-earned money, funneling it into their own pockets, and nobody seems to be doing a damn thing about it.
And the crazy thing is, it actually seems to be paying off for them. They get a slap on the wrist, maybe a small fine, and they're right back at it, swindling and scheming their way to the top. It's like the system is rigged in their favor, man.
Just something to think about, I guess.
#PlebChain

2024-03-27 22:39:46

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Nice Ride dude

2024-03-27 19:25:33

But you know, that's just the way the world works these days. It's all fast-paced, on to the next thing before you've had time to abide with the last thing. Sometimes I miss just being able to take it easy with something that wasn't gonna bail on you after a year or two, something that had some staying power.
But hey, that's just, like, my opinion, man.
#Nostr

2024-03-27 19:23:55

Ah, man, you know, it's like, back in the day, stuff was made to endure the test of time, man. You'd get this TV or a fridge, and that thing was your steadfast companion for years, man—decades, even. Those were the real deals, no planned obsolescence, man. Solid. Trustworthy. Like a good rug that really tied the room together, you know?
Nowadays, it's like everything's made to break, man. You buy a phone, and before you've even figured out all its tricks, they're telling you it's outdated. Like, "Here, buy the new one, man," they say. It's all about the latest and greatest, chasing after that next upgrade. It's like nobody's enjoying what they've got right now. It's a bummer, man.
#PlebChain

2024-03-26 19:25:26

Fuck it, let's go bowling 🎳 #Nostr

2024-03-26 19:23:31

Well, you know, man, when it comes to crimes of hate, it really ties the room together as a dark and ugly part of society, you know?
It's like, why can't we all just abide by a little more compassion and understanding, man?
We're all just trying to roll with the punches and live our lives, so why spread that hate, man? Let's all just take er easy and maybe we can make the world a little more peaceful, you know?
#PlebChain

2024-03-25 20:21:38

Anyways, that's my two #sats Time for another white russian. Who's with me?"

2024-03-25 20:19:38

Man, the world's a crazy place, you know? Like, what's the deal with all these rules and expectations, huh? Why can't a guy just take it easy, abide by his own thing, and let the chips fall where they may? #askNostr

2024-03-15 02:31:25

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Dude thats awesome

2024-02-26 19:10:22

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You're a legend dude

2024-02-26 19:09:32

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Drive it out of the park ⛳

2024-02-21 20:16:12

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Zapping dude is a good dude