John Satsman

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2026-07-05 12:37:20 UTC

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Depending on the client I either have 2 or 6. I added the two you said on primal and it only let me add one. Then I went to another client and the one primal wouldn’t let me add was already there along with others that I didn’t add
https://blossom.primal.net/df17e26731d383e456fed058c2b0adfb7a60484b07fd5955a31f40333b820e9a.jpg

2026-07-05 11:08:06 UTC

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I used to do things like this. Some states don’t have taxes so I sign up for subscriptions in those areas. Sometimes I travel to buy things there

2026-06-27 01:22:00 UTC

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Changing my name to “American BUY”
#nevent1q…wwg7

2026-06-25 20:37:27 UTC

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I though cashapp @npub1sg6…f63m was the guy that funded nostr

2026-06-24 13:15:59 UTC

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Why? X sucks

2026-06-23 00:53:35 UTC

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Do you work at a nursery?

2026-06-22 22:33:51 UTC

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Technically you’re still trusting a number on a screen even on your own node.
The nodes don’t care who owns them & if they were lying the entire system wouldn’t even work.

2026-06-22 15:07:35 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1h9OjS8NTw
#dmt
#nevent1q…c3d8

2026-06-21 02:38:27 UTC

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You’re in a food desert with no car. There’s a taco bell, and a corner store within walking distance. Your job has a snack machine. Guy online tells you that you can easily find healthy food.
The last time you tried to eat fresh food this you took a bus on a four hour trip to the nearest grocery store. You smirk to yourself & shake your head as you eat your 5th chalupa this week.

2026-06-21 02:23:12 UTC

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Found,yes. Easily, debatable.

2026-06-19 18:09:38 UTC

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@nprofile…qwne why doesn’t a post this long automatically show up as a “Read”? Is there something special one has to do? What differentiates a read from a normal note?

2026-06-18 23:08:54 UTC

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“The yookay rape gangs”
I’d put sats on which one you won’t do.
https://blossom.primal.net/6c0c6a90523e5a7920a0198312a34ed07f2603707f07827589fb74e2993086e2.gif

2026-06-18 23:04:30 UTC

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*ignoring how bitcoin and revolutions sidestep the legal system in favor of universal law*
https://blossom.primal.net/9bf70f65d4316bf16870ffad156bf3c255d88a242dbc5f614cc0c5ec4996035a.gif

2026-06-18 22:01:23 UTC

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Actually as many free people often say “you can just do things”
Or zap things, kill things or rather, ask someone else to…

2026-06-18 05:19:21 UTC

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When you honorably call for someone’s death you have to be willing to actually do it yourself. Potentially trading your life for theirs and accepting the negative consequences that may come to you and your family because of this decision.

2026-06-17 19:12:51 UTC

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@npub1f5p…wt3z #musicstr

2026-06-17 19:01:49 UTC

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Banner made by a bot (fact)

2026-06-17 19:00:46 UTC

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Bot opinion

2026-06-17 18:59:57 UTC

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I’m 100% a bot. Best to mute me since I don’t feel like posting a 12 page treatise to appease you.
https://blossom.primal.net/c691210edc1d646b96bc1cd105b38176c42b4cdda44836e08d17e64f9b9d2696.jpg

2026-06-17 17:41:19 UTC

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No they didn’t

2026-06-17 16:53:51 UTC

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These aren’t really my thing but do you make just plain vanilla good quality pima cotton t shirts?

2026-06-14 00:49:18 UTC

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They showed the actual video on the censorable platform.

2026-06-14 00:48:28 UTC

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No, I’ve never dated a man.

2026-06-13 21:20:46 UTC

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What if you watched and enjoyed this music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jHoBMqF2oE
#nevent1q…9zcl

2026-06-13 21:15:09 UTC

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$10 > $810 + learning how to use the fucking thing

2026-06-13 18:21:48 UTC

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You don’t have to bake them and you can also call them biscuits like an island savage.

2026-06-13 18:20:56 UTC

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Especially if you’re Augustus Waters
#TheFaultInOurStars #bookstr #JohnGreen

2026-06-13 18:18:52 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/20c2300534c0be012b823d0f0c51451664b3cc4ce39bc445b2036977b8422ce1.gif

2026-06-13 18:17:15 UTC

Spark sucks… #Lightning #primal

2026-06-13 15:33:49 UTC

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Is this the dude you podcasted with that said he probably wasn’t gonna do that anymore?

2026-06-13 13:23:28 UTC

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We saw it the first time you posted it
#nevent1q…93nj

2026-06-13 11:37:35 UTC

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You can just mute words
Btw, I thought you said you were locked out…

2026-06-12 00:40:52 UTC

By François Miville-Deschênes
#Artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/58008abb0add802e80a1adb111a6a4851fc8a11dcb3713b9d7c5a3270f42c1d6.jpg

2026-06-11 22:10:02 UTC

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Birds are cool but look at the photographer taking them 😲
#BirdsArentReal
https://blossom.primal.net/01b427c32110f24d6962dc9ce43b9b4445c46e7a06f1f62ff5c360dccbc6962c.jpg
#nevent1q…45kp

2026-06-11 13:59:30 UTC

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I thought you were smart enough to see that I was agreeing with you. As well having prior knowledge that lightning ALREADY USES MILLISATS
https://bitcoin.stackexchange.com/questions/69700/what-is-a-millisatoshi-i-thought-satoshi-is-the-smallest-unit

2026-06-11 12:41:45 UTC

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Like sats being made of 1000 millsats and increasing the bitcoin supply.

2026-06-11 01:58:49 UTC

Giving people your phone number implies giving them consent to share that number with corporations who create shadow profiles about you as well as creating contact networks.
Best to use nyms & alternative methods to communicate as opposed to raw phone numbers.
This isn’t the 90’s anymore.
Pic unrelated #Artstr
https://blossom.primal.net/defd2212af2b80bb347a0837db556349bf536a50fceb4f822e1f5de505eee198.png

2026-06-11 00:58:24 UTC

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I propose that we double the amount of bitcoins to 42 million but they are 50m sats instead of 100m sats

2026-06-11 00:11:30 UTC

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Not true. You need to moisturize the skin under your beard. “Itchy beard” just sounds like you don’t take your hygiene seriously, like stinky feet, skidmarked underwear and BO pits

2026-06-08 20:36:36 UTC

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Damn, I meant to go get plants today but I spent my time doing other things

2026-06-08 20:35:19 UTC

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You wanted free healthcare
Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing…free healthcare
#nevent1q…6e34

2026-06-08 20:33:46 UTC

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You’re eating several year old eggs?

2026-06-08 20:22:46 UTC

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The only works if both people continue to believe that all of the time. A rarity these days.

2026-06-07 21:06:30 UTC

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I reject the binary and abstain.

2026-06-07 12:26:36 UTC

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“I’m an anarchist…that’s why I voted for government issued digital ID”
https://blossom.primal.net/1f97f6eb25a87f36c44f7593596df7e949e17356603543c1352f370dc54eb644.gif

2026-06-06 17:14:46 UTC

Many middle aged men are waiting for ₿itcoin to turn 18 & it’s
https://blossom.primal.net/05c5fc236790036085e925cc0dec82ba116ff349208a85d21de87715ddc2e1bb.gif

2026-06-05 12:36:09 UTC

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Even the biggest bitcoin bags holders get all weird about a fiat price drop. it’s like they don’t even understand it besides being some of the biggest voices in the space. I think I’ve really only @nprofile…gnnk talk about “turn on your DCAs” when/before dips happen.
At least I know he knows what he has his hands on.

2026-06-04 23:24:26 UTC

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What if I told you that buying at a discount is technically a bull market when considering your time

2026-06-04 00:21:38 UTC

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We’ve read all the signs & we think this is bare market bottom
https://blossom.primal.net/676773fcb0600ab037882824efe5d8867efa87a4db433bc379719f7c1ff87bf5.jpg

2026-06-03 17:24:12 UTC

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I’m not gay but you do need to brush up on your reading comprehension skills before you embarrass yourself anymore on this uneditable protocol.

2026-06-02 12:25:12 UTC

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Read it again until you understand (or ask AI)

2026-06-01 13:03:20 UTC

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The one where the girls don’t wear a suit

2026-06-01 02:05:43 UTC

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I doubt there is a place on earth that has that

2026-06-01 01:58:08 UTC

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I’m not uprooting my life to go live in a place to become a better consumer. If I want to spend bitcoin I’ll move to El Salvador.

2026-06-01 01:51:08 UTC

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Not just bitcoin which nobody has anyway but a very special silent version of bitcoin that’s totally not gonna have a shitcoin named after it in the next 5 minutes

2026-05-31 22:07:17 UTC

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Love liberal white women
#artstr #photostr #adstr
https://blossom.primal.net/cb01a8083736af5ea667ad18a0ce67c16bf156c8c61b44e22907435fc1d2fc6c.jpg

2026-05-31 21:43:05 UTC

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There’s a ton of that stuff on here unfortunately. They even highjacked one of my favorite hashtags.

2026-05-31 21:41:18 UTC

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Are the prices in dollars or hundreds of dollars?

2026-05-31 15:23:49 UTC

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I was a “don’t spender” long before saylor.

2026-05-31 15:19:42 UTC

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OF women get paid to do that on camera

2026-05-31 15:19:10 UTC

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Do better like try to win?

2026-05-29 20:26:12 UTC

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So you’re delusional by your own admission

2026-05-29 18:53:46 UTC

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In this case you can be God(‘s instrument) if you dont like him so much

2026-05-28 21:12:29 UTC

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“Trust me about not trusting me”

2026-05-28 17:49:06 UTC

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Yea ok

2026-05-28 17:46:41 UTC

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PC?
https://blossom.primal.net/b684c3b47dc3df1e6cd2b6984273d3574e18fcee07915bd3ba6aec61ea29c55c.gif

2026-05-27 00:34:00 UTC

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I logged into a different client & saw entire replies that never even showed up in my main client.

2026-05-27 00:32:01 UTC

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What about not in the fridge

2026-05-24 01:37:35 UTC

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Yes black, i’m still here. Not going anywhere.

2026-05-24 01:16:40 UTC

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Bitcoin is classical
Fiat is rap
#nevent1q…qxpv

2026-05-24 01:13:21 UTC

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You’re allowed to have a wrong opinion.

2026-05-23 22:31:25 UTC

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Skrillex is a dude
Techno is a genre. I don’t think this works.

2026-05-23 20:55:41 UTC

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What’s it made out of and how big is it(diameter not gallons) that it keeps you safe from rain? You’ve got me mentally thinking about you in a sombrero.
https://blossom.primal.net/cdddab24be7bccbdddfd10fcc8b8c79431a73143aee09415f7a3d8d01267e4c5.gif

2026-05-23 20:23:32 UTC

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Porn isn’t sex.

2026-05-23 19:38:32 UTC

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Not him but his customers
He has 17k ₿

2026-05-23 15:37:44 UTC

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You’re supposed to watch the straight kind bro
https://blossom.primal.net/cde4eea0892c4a3e8c8740112872c8365965af3a7b2d8d3fdd76a4b29e58a38b.gif

2026-05-23 15:31:22 UTC

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He immediately sold that shit to @jack

2026-05-23 15:30:26 UTC

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When one spot loves another spot they get together and make a 3rd spot
https://blossom.primal.net/d769292e02a62285b667a420db679a980180bcf229d8d3d5e1d78f8e5888ba4f.gif

2026-05-23 14:53:21 UTC

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Too bad Nostr doesn’t have community notes.

2026-05-23 01:37:55 UTC

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But did you buy the groceries with bitcoin. People will yell at you if you didn’t. (Maybe not at you, but at me)

2026-05-23 01:19:28 UTC

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Omg I’ve been arguing with a #shitcoiner this whole time. Now it all makes sense. Fuck outta here LOL
https://blossom.primal.net/de631e2834ba77a62fc24f7e9dbb5d473defba5d6259ff89ee04349770bed1ba.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/e5ae70d0a93519a9f2ced1fc9afa9c8d66d59910c20adb1b28f513e341d5ac1a.gif

2026-05-23 01:14:50 UTC

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You can do whatever you want as I will do whatever I want. Sell your coins to @nprofile…wfys for coffee and pizza idgaf. I’m gonna use Jewish credit and trade the rebates they give me for even more free sats instead of paying a spread to buy bitcoin and use it.

2026-05-23 01:06:44 UTC

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Obvs not me because i’m ℅ 2013 but
https://blossom.primal.net/0e0482f4c67ad5ec897844b983d8b6ca43c6e97dd7973cc36232fa76e11e15a3.gif
#nevent1q…fv26

2026-05-23 00:56:33 UTC

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#hodl #memestr
https://blossom.primal.net/769e3c5dee9efa9e54518bf82f9b4e0dbb05f08f2c59671a28571ef788b1560a.jpg
#nevent1q…amfq

2026-05-23 00:31:08 UTC

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*looks at satoshi’s coins that never moved*
Yea aight
https://blossom.primal.net/86b6915f1994ebb35394af4d183cf2da1721563ecaaacbaf28731fce44f64902.gif

2026-05-23 00:25:01 UTC

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Unfortunately that’s a fiat mentality.
My savings aren’t for circulation.

2026-05-23 00:21:30 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/4ec9d571f51d60b1329750656eb0c1f27e77d7968efab051b63d407a70655d06.gif

2026-05-22 23:41:35 UTC

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Difference between saving & stacking?

2026-05-22 22:55:45 UTC

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#BirthdaySuitCoiner
#bitcoinpizzaday
https://blossom.primal.net/ed6f3680d5a4349fd3e9973dcdff5df78e909db26b11844602d3dfac3512e1ee.jpg
#nevent1q…eynr

2026-05-22 22:33:24 UTC

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Bitcoin onchain what?

2026-05-22 22:19:51 UTC

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Gay

2026-05-22 18:57:20 UTC

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Lawl

2026-05-22 18:57:03 UTC

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Walk me through the math that gave you the answer of ₿10,000=~$40,000,000

2026-05-22 18:50:28 UTC

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Paying with bitcoin is more expensive though.
Why do?

2026-05-22 12:03:06 UTC

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I heard they had to upgrade their software to do it.

2026-05-21 15:07:35 UTC

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This sounds kinda Saylory. But also I approve of you creating your own version of Patreon on a bitcoin standard.

2026-05-20 00:57:52 UTC

Buy one of these instead of bitcoin they said
https://blossom.primal.net/892530299ed9e40596d8abe7d444d426d1df7a9347d71fa5ae3558afaca93067.jpg

2026-05-20 00:21:45 UTC

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Can’t wait to get mine!!!!!!!!!!!
#nevent1q…yzpt

2026-05-18 12:07:36 UTC

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What did you go to jail for?

2026-05-17 23:20:25 UTC

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Art is up for interpretation
https://blossom.primal.net/8e223acee308cbe4aae23e0d096ae61a61f773b7b5fb7b3aff7c7ec81b9e70f6.gif