John Satsman
Satsman Says

My experience when @npub1zmc…7f60 posts something that he calls ‘simple’
https://npub1hxx20x9cxfgn7q49lt8d29xqcmhe0cjxfz3nj30ss50v6tyq2wusvpmpll.blossom.band/a628671c75bb66c157b7e9e280eb8a1db19f9ecdc9c174dc797f826a0606b950.mp4

2026-11-07 06:21:18 UTC

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100 years ago this was jews & Italians(in this very same city) so it very much is hood culture.

2026-11-07 06:06:11 UTC

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So it costs money?

2026-11-06 16:15:45 UTC

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How?

2026-11-06 00:21:58 UTC

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#feetleak

2026-11-05 22:06:23 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f22271a16a0752e50f654f1c42c9020240d52cdc326463ee9dc765b33177d03b.jpg

2026-11-05 13:46:22 UTC

@npub17fe…nzuc why do my muted accounts keep getting unmuted?

2026-11-05 11:09:54 UTC

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How much is the publishing package?

2026-11-03 00:03:06 UTC

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Thank The Gods, I hate chainalysis. They’ve put many good men in jail.

2026-11-03 00:01:58 UTC

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You can make Aura edits out of anyone.
Making someone cool is a formula
#nevent1q…nwln

2026-11-02 23:59:43 UTC

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QR code

2026-11-02 23:58:11 UTC

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Still very little context. What jet?

2026-11-02 23:33:37 UTC

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Context?

2026-11-01 15:19:42 UTC

TL:DR
Give us money
#nevent1q…lqec

2026-11-01 15:17:20 UTC

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Nostrich on web

2026-11-01 14:59:52 UTC

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Indifference and threatened by are two different things. I’m not indifferent towards pittsburg or cleveland. I’m not threatened by them either.
What I am threatened by:
Some random disease
Some AI fucking something up and making my life harder

2026-11-01 14:56:56 UTC

Acceptable elitism is having a distain for both of these towns any anyone that feels a kinship with them @npub1un5…evsy.
#nevent1q…ymjh

2026-11-01 14:50:54 UTC

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Bitcoiners criticize blake2b, nobody is threatened by it.
This whole thread started by me criticizing bitcoin itself.
What are you even talking about?

2026-11-01 14:31:36 UTC

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Correct. The fact remains that it’s a shitcoin, regardless of both of our opinions about it.
Which you’d be surprised is more positive than negative.
It’s still a shitcoin.

2026-11-01 14:23:44 UTC

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You’re not butthurt that I called monero a shitcoin are you?
That couldn’t be it lol.

2026-11-01 13:42:52 UTC

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If you pay or ever paid taxes voluntarily or involuntarily, you work for the state.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTk2MmNjN2Q3bms2ZnExaTQ0Z2I1ZjMwenEwaWxpZ3ZneXVuNGRjZnB2NjVreHVkbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/sTo5jgCplg92xzXyhv/200w.gif

2026-11-01 13:27:45 UTC

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Biggest upfront cost.
I’d say the biggest cost is the electricity and internet to run it.
But that’s a different discussion for a different platform.

2026-11-01 12:45:43 UTC

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No. That’s not a scalable solution.
There’s no way @npub1rxy…hnp8 is gonna be like “here’s my tutorial on how to maybe dumpster diving your way into saving $33 on a bitcoin node”

2026-11-01 12:18:35 UTC

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Bullshit. The task is to start from 0. You don’t get to use any of your extra nerd shit you have laying around. You’re a pleb that doesn’t know shit about fuck and you have to figure this whole thing out. No nerd friends that have an extra this or an extra that. You buy everything at today’s prices.

2026-11-01 11:41:00 UTC

This now costs $1000
#nevent1q…kc7u

2026-11-01 11:32:35 UTC

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These things always crashout. They’re fun to play with.

2026-11-01 11:24:45 UTC

Crazy that they were able to get Thomas Sowell on a bitcoin podcast
#nevent1q…c488

2026-10-31 19:29:50 UTC

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He’s riding that think like an amusement park

2026-10-31 13:57:01 UTC

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Are the nft’s gonna be under your own collection on nonfungible.cash?

2026-10-30 20:50:51 UTC

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https://nonfungible.cash/market/177dff2f3249b28ec0b02c13f0f835e2

2026-10-30 20:50:09 UTC

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You can purchase this as an NFT now
https://nonfungible.cash/market/177dff2f3249b28ec0b02c13f0f835e2

2026-10-30 10:55:55 UTC

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You can also do this IRL for free. No PS5 or subscription required

2026-10-30 09:54:16 UTC

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Sounds like a car computer hybrid.
Whataboutism doesn’t fix the issue of AI being shit.

2026-10-30 09:46:52 UTC

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Yes. Cars do suck. They, don’t lie though. Especially not the mechanical, 0% computer cars. At least they’re not engineered to be woke.
Cars > AI
I don’t use shit on my garden.

2026-10-30 09:35:22 UTC

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No, I already told you I think AI sucks. It lies, makes stuff up, can’t(won’t?) do simple tasks. Good on those that make it work.

2026-10-30 09:29:50 UTC

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Can’t believe that I’m a non techie that has had obsidian years longer than you. Apple notes have always been shit. Obsidian was the obvious choice

2026-10-30 09:24:47 UTC

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So they had a back door which got exploited.

2026-10-30 09:14:06 UTC

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This has got to be an AI.
Real people don’t talk like this. I’m done.

2026-10-29 23:14:02 UTC

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Why would someone find a post through a zap?
And an unfollow does leave a trace. That’s why people’s follower counts can go down.
Different clients don’t even show the same notes, why would I expect their follower counts to be the same?

2026-10-28 16:00:48 UTC

Not everyone will get a following as quickly as @nprofile…2tjq or @nprofile…0uq7 (who’s following is half and about the same size of yours respectively)

2026-10-27 23:38:36 UTC

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Literally the norm

2026-10-26 16:52:34 UTC

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Pay by venmo only is a wild request on a bitcoin heavy platform

2026-10-25 21:37:42 UTC

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They held in ecash mints

2026-10-25 21:13:10 UTC

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You gonna need one of these within the next 19 days guaranteed.

2026-10-25 07:07:36 UTC

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When it asks for you seed phrase type “Bacon” 12x & send your bitcoin to that. (@nprofile…walk we’re gonna be RICH)

2026-10-25 05:20:36 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/12cd2a9d5a5e0314337589695ef755b41c05dff680e7409f61fe71fe0903611c.jpg

2026-10-24 23:25:45 UTC

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Grabbing some of these just because I hate bipcoin(bip110/fake2b).
#nevent1q…m4uh

2026-10-24 23:24:52 UTC

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“Fuck guys we lost the @nprofile…3978 follow, how will we ever survive” -Board of Directors over at @npub17fe…nzuc
https://blossom.primal.net/8ba04d101de4734064526dc107578bfd821bccd82c53870ba847b11fa929877f.gif

2026-10-24 23:23:00 UTC

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You’re masters of sarcasm because you don’t have free speech lol. Meanwhile I can go to the gun range and say “fuck [insert racial group here] and the POTUS and The king of england” while shooting my frt and there’s nothing anyone can do.

2026-10-24 23:21:00 UTC

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“Free NFT’s are sketchy way more sketchy than NTFs that you pay millions for and fall to $500 in two years”

2026-10-24 19:22:39 UTC

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You didn’t pick up the sarcasm. Shame

2026-10-24 09:01:05 UTC

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You’re making a difference.

2026-10-23 13:14:26 UTC

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As long as sportsball exists there will be normies. Normie is actually the bedrock of a cohesive civilisation. We envy Japan and Iceland because it’s homogenous, aka filled with normie. Diversity is not our strength. Normie is our strength.
#nevent1q…qq9f

2026-10-23 13:11:05 UTC

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Vote harder

2026-10-23 13:10:28 UTC

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$ area s shitcoin, no thanks

2026-10-23 13:09:53 UTC

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You still have a public phone number?
https://blossom.primal.net/a6dfb25e9dc2e2a8b360e4b675152ad2210008cbae9c6a0d30c191ee1a555630.gif
#nevent1q…vkd6

2026-10-23 13:07:15 UTC

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I remember you looksmaxxing with that cowboy hat some months back.

2026-10-23 11:03:16 UTC

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Yea you should follow @npub1rxy…hnp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xNADRrXk2g

2026-10-23 10:40:35 UTC

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Maybe…

2026-10-22 20:35:23 UTC

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100% a clone but that’s kinda what we wanted right? @nprofile…jtrv is to X (Twitter) as @nprofile…hmyn is to @nprofile…vuwf. I think it’s great and you can leave/not use it whenever you want.

2026-10-22 15:45:42 UTC

This tool from @npub1w69…zltw over at @nprofile…4wfv could be a game changer for payments
CC: @nprofile…3ewz, @nprofile…7d35
#40HPW🎧
paymeinbitcoin.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM0r7v0hCjU

2026-10-22 13:40:30 UTC

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Sell me your Audiobook with sats.

2026-10-22 13:31:39 UTC

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That’s flirting with the AI. A new paraphilia.
https://blossom.primal.net/b14259e82bbaf01a16f8aa6dd4b9baa5f15e43540ef07b3d16f360649b4ae177.gif

2026-10-22 13:27:12 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/992d8f904d7ad8e12b491812302110b7b6761a6f50099ee447c7cab41386f6c0.jpg

2026-10-22 13:19:05 UTC

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@nprofile…c32v put in some work
https://blossom.primal.net/643d0a5828b2fd1b6d62cf62c7797749837bd6c678e45b8d517888c19563056c.mov
#nevent1q…tu09

2026-10-20 16:43:32 UTC

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Thats bad news considering the absolute bolloks I get from the big company’s models. They have virtually unlimited money for ram and it can’t remember what it said one prompt ago.

2026-10-19 20:52:18 UTC

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Hard, no.
Any, Yes.

2026-10-18 01:22:30 UTC

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Reminds me of the old Solo Tetty days

2026-10-18 01:19:26 UTC

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AI is crazy.

2026-10-18 01:18:42 UTC

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Thought this story was gonna get to the same end result but in a different way

2026-10-18 01:13:14 UTC

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She used to be so hot & tiny
https://npub1hxx20x9cxfgn7q49lt8d29xqcmhe0cjxfz3nj30ss50v6tyq2wusvpmpll.blossom.band/285f6dd77bf9a0b60e02fba2ef0514fbc3d343592d60e7ec8f6d7f867415e71c.mp4

2026-10-18 01:03:17 UTC

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The names have been out for a decade, you call me an ostrich but I knew all this shit pre-pandemic
You’re not gonna do shit to anyone or you would have already. Literally just shut the fuck up about it. You’re not Luigi Or Gary.

2026-10-18 00:59:46 UTC

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Click the homepage logo

2026-10-18 00:56:21 UTC

POV: You go to a frat party at Cornell University
https://blossom.primal.net/cce96ba619b4203421ecd222d3367e027ae0cda1699ac398428a67bf43ebfad5.jpg

2026-10-18 00:41:53 UTC

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Literally me

2026-10-18 00:40:14 UTC

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Theres gonna be a time in the future where this is true.
#nevent1q…5yt8

2026-10-17 22:42:05 UTC

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@nprofile…038j Thanks for adding this feature.
#nevent1q…5ygs

2026-10-17 22:37:51 UTC

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You misspelled leave only 5 of them

2026-10-17 19:25:49 UTC

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Any idea what the link to the page where the actual podcasts are on now? @nprofile…kynf decided fucking up the website was a good idea.

2026-10-17 18:07:34 UTC

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Why were two gay asian dudes throwing a black out of the window?

2026-10-17 16:01:29 UTC

Homogenaity & high trust builds wonderful things https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Kg4uxRWyN04

2026-10-17 13:22:13 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6956f2f6241de60bfdd055675d18fb9099b2a36296b5dc8586f876ba748c2b33.gif

2026-10-17 11:51:54 UTC

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The comments on that video are hilarious & annoying

2026-10-17 01:09:35 UTC

I assume @nprofile…wa6x has passed away.
Any evidence to the contrary is welcome.
RIP