cassidyclown

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2026-04-30 09:36:06 UTC

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I'll add that I think it's foolish to assign culpability to red-pushers regardless. If you somehow knew in advance that 8/10 6-year olds will pick red (whether because they are capable of reasoning it through to the highest self-preserving option, or just because they like lightning mcqueen etc.), it would be dumb to pick blue and die just so you can say you weren't responsible for 2 children dying who would have died regardless of what you picked. But the point is that the results from a bunch of 6-year olds are more likely to be random - at least from my experience. So, knowing this, one would try to maximize the chances of everyone surviving. It would actually probably be interesting to see how the ratios vary by age-group.

2026-04-30 08:19:30 UTC

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They are the most likely to because they don't have the capacity to fully reason through the situation. Or they might just pick whichever colour they like better, or something as arbitrary - depending on capacity. A good portion of people picking blue will fall somewhere in this category.

2026-04-30 04:36:35 UTC

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idk why people are still talking about this but every take I've seen is pretty midwit. It entirely depends on demographics. If it's a room full of children then you obviously press blue to maximise the chances of everyone surviving as far as you are individually capable in a fairly hopeless, near-random situation. If it's a room full of supposedly rational adults then press red. If it's everyone on planet Earth, children, retards etc. included then blue same as the first situation.

2026-03-28 14:04:41 UTC

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never let a young child watch something without plot - teletubbies, in the night garden, the farting beanbags thing - it's just bound to have done some damage

2026-03-28 13:12:56 UTC

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the guy loved his blurays what can you do :blobcatshrug:

2026-03-28 13:02:32 UTC

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that is the biggest cope I've ever heard lmao - he probably just didn't want to admit to mum and dad that the gay relationship didn't work out after fighting with them a lot about it

2026-03-28 09:45:53 UTC

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he had a very patient boyfriend he lived with while all this was happening as well

2026-03-14 23:33:25 UTC

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> maybe if u stopped spreading capitalist propaganda about 'ethnic bias' and actually contributed to society ur score would go UP instead of DOWN???
What about my intergenerational trauma? What are the party's thoughts on critical race theory?

2026-03-14 23:29:37 UTC

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I think wertimer is receiving preferential treatment for being ethnically chinese and I'm being discriminated against for being aboriginal

2026-03-14 23:28:15 UTC

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wtf when I used a nigga emoji I lost heaps of points, but when you use a nigga emoji she's like "omg yes comrade" :niggaheyface:

2026-03-14 15:49:57 UTC

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I meant treason to evil western capitalist pig countries in order to help the harmonious communist China country :)

2026-03-14 15:48:47 UTC

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if I sell state secrets and weapons to china how much of a bump in social credit can I get

2026-03-14 15:46:44 UTC

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can I get a social credit score check. I've been very Chinese lately.

2026-03-14 08:49:42 UTC

you must also start fatfuck-maxing - if you don't weight more than 6 people you're simply ngmi
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/57/9d/3b/579d3b44d45e210b589628ac29e5e7d52f8eae97d5d9e5a1dce7d4926b002fde.png

2026-03-04 12:01:40 UTC

so when do cats become assholes that hate you or was that all just anti-cat propaganda

2026-02-06 13:28:14 UTC

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it was an incredibly disrespectful response to a long and good-faith post

2026-01-28 15:16:23 UTC

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i don't think we have the technology

2026-01-28 15:14:09 UTC

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how do I get a big drop of water

2026-01-28 15:05:43 UTC

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never seen a big water drop I could walk into

2026-01-28 15:01:45 UTC

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I wish water worked like that at human-scale

2026-01-17 11:37:17 UTC

where did emma go :sadcat:

2025-12-23 14:06:49 UTC

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avatar

2025-12-23 14:05:41 UTC

forced to endure over 3 hours of cgi-slop chinese water torture then turn to my in-laws and say "yes, I enjoyed the movie, thank you" :suicide:

2025-12-14 02:58:28 UTC

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you're supposed to sun the asshole

2025-12-14 02:57:33 UTC

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turns out you can live in the sunniest country and still be vitamin D deficient through the power of being a shut-in freak anyway

2025-12-14 02:48:38 UTC

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slip slop slap was designed to keep us weak

2025-12-06 00:14:50 UTC

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not even gonna say who it's supposed to be since it looks nothing like the guy

2025-12-06 00:12:11 UTC

While we're doing art confessions. I tried out Krita for doing charcoal-type drawings back when i was trying to squeeze in a second picture for waifu's magazine (before he told me that just doing one pic was fine and he didn't want a gay october drawing in his september mag).
This was partly in the hopes I wouldn't have to buy real charcoal and make a massive mess every time I draw something. It was instead very painful since there's no real "blur" type tool that works convincingly in the same way it does with charcoal in real life. It just makes a very digital-looking shit-grey effect that only looks ok when the drawing is supposed to look digital and not "faking" traditional. So instead I would have to erase and redraw to the "right" (wrong) value. I have mixed feelings in general about the drawing but idk, first portrait in a while. If anyone has any tips about doing charcoal-esque digital art I would appreciate.
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/48/26/78/482678c7ac9e42dc5c2789684f000b7b2f17c79f4ba275d487e959f578f70eca.png

2025-12-02 12:57:52 UTC

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I mean where we all read a chapter of something and then discuss. Bringing up Book reminded me that he had one. I don't remember how active it was but I remember wishing it was run by someone more stable.

2025-12-02 12:55:40 UTC

Does fedi still have a book club thread?

2025-11-30 03:45:34 UTC

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:hapyday: thanks

2025-11-30 03:42:28 UTC

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You should do them at markets and fairs etc. Whenever I'm at a market I always see a stall for a tarot card, palm reader, psychic etc. and they're always overpriced with no customers. They'd have a line of people going in for fun if they just lowered their prices.

2025-11-30 03:37:53 UTC

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could I please get one (1) card if it's not too much of a bother? :retard:

2025-11-30 03:34:01 UTC

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do tarot card readings take long?

2025-11-28 22:44:00 UTC

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I gotta keep my poker face on. I'm actually a bit concerned non-fedi niggas will bid on it.

2025-11-28 22:37:53 UTC

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I'll be happy if it goes to a cyberian tbh but yes I am in the game

2025-11-27 12:50:34 UTC

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ohyeah in addition to pgtune also might be worth looking at https://docs.pleroma.social/backend/configuration/optimizing_beam/ if you're not running dedicated hardware (and haven't tried this already)

2025-11-27 11:10:46 UTC

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I'm a retard and not a postgresql expert but I would expect if it was related to the amount of space left, postgresql would just crash. That being said I would be backing up your db asap to somewhere else if you haven't already. Do your logs say anything illuminating? If it's saying something along the lines of "(DBConnection.ConnectionError) connection not available and request was dropped from queue" then it could be related to the io bottleneck of the slab (among many other things - you could also mess with pool size and timeout settings to see if it helps, postgresql config stuff as well). You can run iostat to see what %iowait you're dealing with. Also try looking at https://cawfee.club/phoenix/live_dashboard (while you're logged in as admin).

2025-11-27 03:10:30 UTC

Encountered first "auto-dubbed" youtube video. No English subtitles, or even auto-generated English subtitles. Apparently this feature has been around for at least a year. It's surprisingly very tolerable. I remember auto-generated English subtitles being really shit but those must have improved immensely by now too with AI. Tbh I would prefer to read good English subtitles and listen to the original but the uploader didn't enable auto-generated English subtitles for some reason.

2025-11-25 15:33:11 UTC

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I didn't have the database on the buyvm slab but when I had the media server on it the %iowait was consistently quite high. Then again I was only looking at it when we were having problems with it (it was mostly fine for months before the recent incidents).

2025-11-22 06:02:48 UTC

chipmunk maxing

2025-09-25 13:01:47 UTC

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:soylunduke:

2025-09-03 07:31:54 UTC

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"kids these days" is an attitude as old as time but I think the desire to be proud of your children is being intentionally crushed and it probably started long before millennials. There's also a sense of "oh it's my turn to shit on the younger generation" which you can even see in millennials to a certain extent (although it's mostly harmless ribbing).

2025-09-03 07:08:41 UTC

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It's tempting to say """them""" for depopulation/decline of the west reasons (muslims aren't shitting on their kids all the time) - but there's a lot of immediate profit motivation revolving around land ownership as well. If you're made to believe you're a useless human being that can't ever own a home, then you will never attempt to own a home. You will never think to yourself "well I might not be able to buy a house, but maybe I can afford that little scrap of land and build a small house on it, using as little contractor work as possible - it's going to be a lot more work and skill-building than my parents had to put in but it will be worth it." There's profit in that. You can wean these kids onto a subscription pod service, once they feel it's safe to leave mummy and daddy, with no space for kids to run around or achieve any sense of self-determination. I really believe that you can't own anything without owning land - everything you own is just on borrowed time.
I (foolishly) have enough faith in humanity that I think most parents wouldn't buy into this without being propagandized. "Pick yourself up by your bootstraps" isn't even the "wrong" message on an individual level, it's just delivered with no acknowledgement that the current reality is very different to the reality of boomers or gen x. I think an uninfluenced parent would see their kid send out 100+ job applications and realize the answer is obviously not to "give up" but it's also not to berate them for being useless either.
Maybe "let's shit on your kids" just sells better as a headline and I'm wrong about everything. Who knows. Obviously it's not without basis in reality but it's also dialed up to a ridiculous extreme.

2025-09-03 06:40:19 UTC

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beyond economic realities, I believe there is a humiliation propaganda war specifically targeted at zoomers to prevent them progressing in life and having families

2025-09-03 06:32:28 UTC

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the real statistic is probably "percentage of zoomers admitting to having their parent drive them to a job interview and waited around to pick them up"

2025-09-03 06:28:10 UTC

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I'm not in disbelief that it happens at all, but 77% of zoomers are not bringing their parents into job interviews.

2025-09-03 06:24:43 UTC

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if the number of zoomers seriously bringing their parents into a job interview was as high as 10%, you would hearing a lot more stories about it. It's unbelievable for a reason.

2025-09-02 09:05:54 UTC

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by all metrics of common sense, obviously not

2025-09-02 01:05:43 UTC

Surely nothing bad will ever come of requiring everyone to send their personally identifying documents to every shitty job application portal and real estate agent :dementia:

2025-08-31 15:08:48 UTC

keep having intrusive thoughts about eating a whole raw egg with the shell on - just crunching down on it

2025-08-31 08:21:16 UTC

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wtf I always assumed you were in your 30s

2025-08-30 02:15:07 UTC

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> advertisers who think it's bad brand recognition or something to advertise some shitty car next to a guy that says fuck in a video once
I'm not sure if this is a thing already but it might improve the situation if advertisers could select the "level" of content restriction they're comfortable with advertising on (e.g "fuck" is ok but I don't want my car ad on bum fights). I know they can select for categories (e.g politics) but that doesn't necessarily translate well.

2025-08-28 13:10:04 UTC

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I'll be honest I was giving them the benefit of the doubt that the unalive thing was ironic but it was weird hearing kill bleeped like they were saying cunt - I can't tell if it's just youtuber superstition at this point or if it really does pose risk to monetization / algorithm selection.

2025-08-28 10:45:11 UTC

> slop channels bleep out the word "kill" now

2025-08-25 11:13:36 UTC

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Aside from just not being a really lazy admin and contributing to the culture more, I've had a few top-secret (i.e half-baked and retarded) ideas. I'd also like to open registrations again but I want to get a server with more space first (next year) and have systems in place that make monitoring that easier. First I need to stay on top of maintaining what I have though.

2025-08-25 10:30:21 UTC

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Unsolicited/retard opinion: "This side of fedi" used to be more fun and I consider SPC to have been a big part of what made that so. SPC was largely made up of people who had hobbies other than politics. The sneed-to-fun ratio has gone up a lot in the wake of mass-defederations and admins giving up on instances due to pleroma bs. It leaves a greater concentration of 24/7 politiposting spergs who are frankly not fun to be around. So the people who want to chill out but also say nigger leave for Discord, and the people who considered free-speech to not be worth the loss of talking to their friends on Mastodon, have left for the cucked fedi.
The proliferation of block-lists has a lot to do with this as well. There would ideally be more "in-between"/grey fedi instances to diffuse the sneed. It's also a "new blood" problem. People who might have been NEETS or students a few years ago now have jobs and increasing responsibilities and they aren't being replaced (especially affects admins).
Anyway, for what it's worth, while I've never been a SPC/SPW main user, I consider it very important to the "health" of fedi - almost a canary in the coalmine of sorts. I don't think it's a case of SPW doing poorly, but rather this side of the fediverse as whole. I don't know what the answer is. There's definitely more I could do to help and I feel a little guilty about it, as gay as that sounds. Just not a lot of time.

2025-08-20 11:52:05 UTC

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oh that makes sense

2025-08-20 11:42:39 UTC

US export regulations apparently apply to software downloads wtf? Why have I never encountered this before now?

2025-08-16 04:12:32 UTC

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they steal uncollected orders from the counters of busy fast food joints

2025-08-15 10:10:28 UTC

we should have an in-instance radio where everyone is forced to listen to my music and then at they end of each song they press the clap button to indicate their approval (instant ban for not clicking the clap button)

2025-07-16 09:32:31 UTC

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https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/cc/1b/13/cc1b13b3b3d455592e5d29b7bfe2dd3114629f5ee2e5d50729028ed294ff18ba.png

2025-07-12 00:00:24 UTC

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imagine paying $80k for this
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/3a/4b/37/3a4b37049b47c5e267da1005056e9957563c626e68a3e9f457587df625ec5010.png
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/43/37/6c/43376c51d3505512a1feb65b6c3c13b04e01641cb842c4e8da1fa52eb5777fb2.png

2025-07-11 23:49:57 UTC

If a car told me to "keep both hands on the wheel" or "pay attention" or attempted to course-correct for me in any way I think I would have a gorilla-nigger meltdown. Boomers pay the equivalent of a house-deposit for this just to go four wheel driving twice and then take up both lanes in the grocery-store car park.

2025-07-05 02:32:10 UTC

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it's not entertainment it's just friendship-simulator - this goes for any and all "just chatting" type streamers. It's friendship/company without the effort required to be someone's friend or the need to react to what they're saying and think about what you're going to say - sit up straight and appear attentive etc. Probably the company element of having a girlfriend in the case of vtubers. But this applies to everyone puzzled about why people watch the "dude that's so true" type streamers who just react to videos all day. It's simulating having a friend watch videos with you, it's not supposed to be insightful.

2025-06-20 08:56:40 UTC

https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/dc/f9/58/dcf9588ae6a7e29913b1f462cf341524e62cb6bcaf10539dc7adfe9516cf2ac2.png

2025-06-04 12:59:43 UTC

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kmart used to be an amazing place

2025-06-04 12:04:06 UTC

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but then you need a pygmy farm to maintain a drink-serving population for future generations

2025-06-01 12:19:54 UTC

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pigpube jumper

2025-06-01 12:12:24 UTC

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why isn't pigwool a thing

2025-03-26 13:05:46 UTC

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this japanese gf of yours is taking too much time away from important things like helping me promote gambling

2025-03-26 12:45:59 UTC

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when 10grans comes back (grans casino)

2025-03-23 12:08:16 UTC

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Everyone just says this about the opposite gender because obviously they receive more empathy from people that are more similar to themselves but I've yet to see a real difference in this regard

2025-03-23 12:01:25 UTC

At risk of sounding terribly naive, I've come to the realization that many of the emotions and experiences I held to be a human universal are actually beyond the capacity of most people. The transactional attitudes towards relationships are not, as I once thought, a cynical reaction to prior wrongdoings but rather just the modus operandi of the average person. Difficult to have empathy considering. :defeated:

2025-03-02 05:01:17 UTC

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Are you really close to him or just his uncle? I can understand if you've been like his mentor etc. but if he's just invited his parents and no extended family to an out-of-country ceremony then I don't think it's that insulting. Then again I'm socially retarded and don't come from a culture of close family.

2025-02-19 14:57:47 UTC

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is it good asmr though

2025-02-14 09:58:35 UTC

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unironically see this a lot lmao, just knit nigger, nobody is stopping you. (I understand for things like tabletop games where community participation is required.)

2025-02-14 09:53:07 UTC

don't think I've ever had a hobby that I participated in the community of or that required any community participation at all

2025-02-13 10:13:50 UTC

fucked up how people will go on the internet and tell brazen, lazy lies about the dimensions of things

2025-02-12 12:50:41 UTC

same vibe as one of those images they show you to simulate how people with late-stage dementia see the world
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/868ed6333f339afc6f5add1e8a389bab7b57f3efc59f51992772b6410809ec86.png

2025-02-05 11:20:03 UTC

Talking to a guy about fediverse instance hosting today (yes I'm retarded but he didn't ask for a domain name and he seems pretty chill) - instead he asked me "so do you make any money from this decentralised thing you're doing?"
Still feeling btfo'd :niggaclueless:

2025-01-25 09:41:49 UTC

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Australia has fought in all the little gay US wars, Israel has fought in none of them. We deserve it more.

2025-01-25 09:36:24 UTC

The US should divert all its Israeli aid money to Australia. Specifically to me if possible.

2025-01-18 04:39:38 UTC

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they made a mistake in using literally fucking anything instead of words on a sign you can read instantly and should kill themselves

2025-01-18 04:21:06 UTC

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I remember this :abyss: QR codes are the mark of the beast btw.

2025-01-18 04:10:17 UTC

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I wish there were more cash ticket systems here tbh. The fucking QR code card system here is aids.

2025-01-15 13:30:37 UTC

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> Donations to Kars4Kids benefit Oorah
It is the same organization that's insane
> Kars4Kids failed to disclose that its offer of a "free vacation" for vehicle donors was designed to recruit people to attend timeshare presentations
I thought it was just funny that a Jewish organization was using a 5 dollar bill as its mascot but this is a whole other level

2025-01-15 13:15:47 UTC

Became a Chinese brainrot sympathiser when I learnt the Jews got yap dollar banned for copyright infringement. Apparently the 5 dollar bill character is a mascot for a Jewish outreach organization that got raided by ICE for enslaving illegal immigrants in a summer camp in 2007. Xiaou Hong Shu!
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/47505fcfe82d98926ed745c68d3d38fb4c928e43dadefaef94f79e4182b2898f.mp4

2025-01-11 14:28:18 UTC

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now do a treble clef

2025-01-09 14:10:27 UTC

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get vintage story

2025-01-07 10:22:45 UTC

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Big nothing, should never have made it past the first draft. They let anyone in the writing room these days.

2025-01-07 10:19:14 UTC

They need to fire the writer that came up with the Elon Musk furry shit. I at least want my reality slop to be believable.

2025-01-07 10:12:54 UTC

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it's her father's death she's mad with grief about

2025-01-07 09:57:43 UTC

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They're supposed to be Ophelia singing to herself as she drowns, having gone insane from grief.

2024-12-18 17:05:36 UTC

well it was fun for a while but I'm leaving behind everything I know in life to become a Finnish fur trader, sorry guys

2024-12-08 01:03:11 UTC

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what do you even say to that

2024-12-08 01:01:14 UTC

I walked past a family yesterday. Their child, a girl probably about 5 or 6 years old, was singing "skibidi skibidi hawk tuah" to the tune of Jinglebell Rock, sincerely and humorlessly. This is real and not a shitpost. I'm still processing my feelings.

2024-11-29 03:58:40 UTC

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like boomer lawmakers have the foggiest idea

2024-11-29 03:49:43 UTC

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it will only be implemented for Facebook and Twitter

2024-11-29 02:57:22 UTC

Pic attached is on the social media ban in Australia for 16 year olds and under. While I don't have a problem with that alone, it will necessitate the use of digital ID for any adult who wishes to use social media on the Internet, which is something everyone should have a problem with. It has passed the senate.
Labor and Liberal are our two main parties (analogous to democrats and republicans respectively). Every minor party of all political stripes voted against the bill. This is democracy manifest.
https://s3.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/4d8cd0b664f8cc167a28cee185ff518ff959c08b65cf08b147ec5e3026c58a80.jpg