MAHDOOD

I own the greatest folder of memes on nostr ⭕️

Posts are for entertainment purposes only. Not professional advice.

Public Key

npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat

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Last Notes

2026-07-07 03:40:38 UTC

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You are probably right 😭
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/2ed3a974adb87c9f665134ec3376b15c4f9c282dd4ec19ea6f4b5cce1fafbcc4.gif

2026-07-07 00:35:51 UTC

Latina that I’ve been seeing for a while likes pineapple on pizza
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/d2a7ac9f0e57f02cb3e1c453b1e2ce2d8889c5664a0a2a6f8ea88bbd36d4d275.jpg

2026-07-06 14:20:43 UTC

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Imagine defending this clown for years and then seeing this hahaha

2026-07-06 14:17:10 UTC

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Is this another sale or the same one that everyone was coping with before?

2026-07-06 03:38:03 UTC

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https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/b6262945c3c12c52a944229ec0d48d9eabaea05a59b001bfc25e06355cbae986.jpg

2026-07-06 03:09:36 UTC

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No it’s just Yodl he’s my arch nemesis 😤

2026-07-06 02:41:44 UTC

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Speak English or get out of this country

2026-07-06 02:36:13 UTC

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Goooooaaaalll

2026-07-06 02:25:51 UTC

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https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/65ec2577493d6e9f9fce7e73f0fef179465007c295c372eaa6d844cca0fd0659.gif

2026-07-06 02:16:07 UTC

Wow a fucking red card Mexico is about to come back hahaha

2026-07-06 01:39:36 UTC

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https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/d2/02/mslT9ZN0T6xPp3M7e.gif

2026-07-06 01:27:53 UTC

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Look who it is tryna ruin my fun
https://image.nostr.build/149eba3dbc04a05517c989b395239e2edf3146d24ac268eab2f9a0b7440e97bb.gif

2026-07-06 01:24:00 UTC

Vamos a México👀

2026-07-05 21:30:42 UTC

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I've seen something similar. Some asian guy was saying look at me I'm american I have depression and put myself in credit card debt boo hoo 😭

2026-07-05 20:29:47 UTC

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Futbol

2026-07-05 20:16:06 UTC

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What a fucking block. Norway deserves to win this one!

2026-07-05 18:10:40 UTC

Reminder that while you celebrate your imaginary freedoms, in a state that charges you 50% tax on everything, and, won’t even allow you to board a plane without being searched and violated like criminals, there are homeless veterans with PTSD suffering because you want to watch shiny explosions in the sky and delude yourself into thinking you aren’t ruled by pedophile warmongering tyrants.
https://image.nostr.build/ff25e0ba3baf636a492c72af86376471e8790fc7f5566f6ff4a999d7d457bd4c.jpg

2026-07-05 14:30:20 UTC

GM ☀️
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/c8c96e9722b99af13abda3ad9c4dc01d64dd094063166337186362142743729f.jpg

2026-07-05 05:39:53 UTC

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Younger people have more life left to live okay

2026-07-04 22:19:16 UTC

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I also don’t know who that is

2026-07-04 22:09:11 UTC

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Okay I’m not this bad

2026-07-04 20:03:32 UTC

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Looks good if you’re gonna eat unhealthy food it better be delicious

2026-07-04 19:29:36 UTC

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How mentally crippled

2026-07-04 15:22:09 UTC

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No 10 second rule?

2026-07-04 14:52:43 UTC

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https://static.klipy.com/ii/d7aec6f6f171607374b2065c836f92f4/08/bc/us3TwCwY.gif

2026-07-04 14:43:10 UTC

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Are you on drugs

2026-07-04 14:28:53 UTC

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Do you watch tv shows and movies on a computer?

2026-07-04 14:06:54 UTC

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https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/1b84bfb08aebe1345ca32c13306d9ebe6ab54fa6c50a5b77f386717032478add.gif

2026-07-03 20:02:54 UTC

Watch attack on titan. Thank me later🤙
https://video.nostr.build/d6fc0cffea520a12ed29cab6c3136b76d2bb01301f2b6216c1634ec8579cfbab.mp4

2026-07-03 18:03:18 UTC

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Fuck those 💢 from the south side of nostr⭕️⭕️⭕️ https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/e9/4b/e4Rp4XstPBuXFyceRF.gif

2026-07-03 14:01:22 UTC

GM ☀️
https://image.nostr.build/9007131853e3be318ef10cab2d35738c86691e79238702dbabc410932a32ca5a.jpg

2026-07-03 03:46:15 UTC

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Man I can’t even look at these

2026-07-03 02:53:13 UTC

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The earth’s cloaca? ⭕️

2026-07-02 16:47:08 UTC

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That's the one. He's the impostor that stole rand's nsec.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyemRzbTJrbGY5cWozdWtsZnFqOXpkc20xbzZsbDk1N2J4NWthaXp3eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX/200w.gif

2026-07-02 16:33:48 UTC

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For all we know this impostor rand is a monero tard now

2026-07-02 16:33:10 UTC

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https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/c636c7eda0588d1cac0e0f4879ca84cdfce56748214ab29f7fe8fe94ed9e7689.png

2026-07-02 16:27:34 UTC

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Das capital of canada? Is marx the president or something>?

2026-07-02 16:23:09 UTC

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Exactly. I actually understand him. I'm not just pretending to.

2026-07-02 16:18:19 UTC

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That's a psyop I don't buy it. The real rand doesn't write like this.

2026-07-02 16:17:56 UTC

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Who tf is alberta?

2026-07-02 16:17:15 UTC

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https://video.nostr.build/aafc17552517f80f5e1f3b5c70e5e2bbf5c22ed4af48c2064a9ebbd8327b9f61.mp4

2026-07-02 16:12:43 UTC

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Stacey's cognitive decline is truly a sad sight

2026-07-02 16:09:02 UTC

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No way to verify for sure. The problems of being anon with no way to identify his writing style.

2026-07-02 16:08:31 UTC

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I actually found one and I'm able to survive another day loloollol

2026-07-02 15:41:34 UTC

You can never have too many Ethernet cables

2026-07-02 15:15:03 UTC

July 2nd
ON DUTY AND CIRCUMSTANCE
“Never shirk the proper dispatch of your duty, no matter if you are freezing or hot, groggy or well-rested, vilified or praised, not even if dying or pressed by other demands. Even dying is one of the important assignments of life and, in this as in all else, make the most of your resources to do well the duty at hand.”
—MARCUS AURELIUS, MEDITATIONS, 6.2
#DailyStoic

2026-07-02 15:10:50 UTC

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It’s really not he lost his nsec fuck that guy
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/54a4a002d67caf8b8cc73f93b6e69d5052237fb670b6eb5a97d36101e690b4a0.gif

2026-07-02 15:05:58 UTC

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That’s not the real Rand
https://static.klipy.com/ii/84b4c0b02782dda9051003f9e36484ec/d8/1c/1JOAXOuN.gif

2026-07-02 15:01:39 UTC

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#⭕️
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/3e5cf98d21863a1fbb5353eab6a521c0a990fc04ffbafc5486a636a6a9c39459.mp4

2026-07-02 14:49:26 UTC

GM ☀️
https://image.nostr.build/26d7e05f66557cc8c3452273607b5dc52256d5b90ee0d4536cf3af7a9c8a984f.jpg

2026-07-02 13:52:13 UTC

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Mood lately lol

2026-07-01 15:54:12 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/Z2VP9NQO9yoAAAAC/bless-up-hey.gif

2026-07-01 14:34:24 UTC

GM ☀️
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/2ac06fba437fd54bd501c613172e5eb96edcac9e787042fa7c28c9904b4beeb3.jpg

2026-07-01 04:18:15 UTC

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This annoyed and made me laugh at the same time 😂

2026-07-01 04:02:35 UTC

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Maybe people got turned off by all the scammers here lol

2026-07-01 00:51:40 UTC

More money more problems for real for real
https://media.tenor.com/uM1C0bFJkNIAAAAC/crying-money.gif

2026-06-30 14:09:27 UTC

GM ☀️
https://image.nostr.build/f0339f1be5b3e3e42f8ec260356812de114c3c97a3b2ef376435bbed6758b3ce.jpg

2026-06-30 13:59:34 UTC

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Was he from nostr?

2026-06-30 03:59:04 UTC

Wow that was a wild finish. So much pressure led to very bad misses during the penalty kicks. Fun game. That goalie on Morocco saved them. He was stuttering before the kick and made the shooters mess up.
https://video.nostr.build/8de18b4a3560742eed10f4dc892ed72207a0a5464444f6d60890f9a8097868a7.mp4

2026-06-30 01:05:42 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/5c54e214539b03599fae3116dcb980996eff2dcd9d357adc2522ee365a7eaf0d.jpg

2026-06-29 22:47:01 UTC

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GM retard 🫂
https://video.nostr.build/abc69314a68696b211edb982d08ad4341ed31fb908b30ad1f893893116ec49d7.mp4

2026-06-29 21:36:10 UTC

Reactions are better than 1 sat zaps. You can’t do anything with 1 sat right now. The fees to send 1 sat exceed the value of the sat. It’s literally wasteful lmao.
A reaction sends more signal than a 1 sat zap.
A 😂 tells you that your post made someone laugh.
A 💜 tells you that the person liked your post.
A ⭕️ tells you that you’re dealing with a retard.
A ❤️ tells you that you’re dealing with an ultra retard using primool.

2026-06-29 21:28:02 UTC

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It's interesting to me that you recognize that bitcoin has a transaction fee problem but you can't comprehend the scaling problem that monero has even when you think more people will transact in monero. Seriously sound insight lmao https://media.tenor.com/jQ-mxyCxgA0AAAAC/okay-sure.gif

2026-06-29 21:23:49 UTC

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Money is a winner take all game. Good luck to you though.

2026-06-29 21:12:55 UTC

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So you don't expect mass adoption for monero but somehow you expect the price to keep rising. How does that make sense?

2026-06-29 21:09:35 UTC

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Yeah and most people won't comment on it. They'll just feel embarrassed and walk away. They may even apologize for getting in their shot lmao

2026-06-29 21:02:15 UTC

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Do you pay your rent with monero? Do you buy your groceries with monero? Do you pay your utility bills with monero? Don’t have to answer that. Just cope🤣

2026-06-29 20:59:38 UTC

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Very conveniently selected stat. Did you buy monero 10 years ago and benefit from this? Also are you confident that monero can actually scale? If you expect it to outperform bitcoin, you better hope for some major changes to monero. Mass adoption of monero would destroy its use case without a proper way to scale.

2026-06-29 20:49:28 UTC

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Late GM 🤙

2026-06-29 20:48:29 UTC

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Have fun converting to fiat to buy your essentials without privacy while being poor?

2026-06-29 20:40:33 UTC

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I was actually thinking about what that means legally. It’s not a public space so he’s not allowed to take pictures or videos of other people.

2026-06-29 20:39:40 UTC

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I think it was maybe 10 years ago when I saw a cameraman taking shots of this girl posing with dumbbells on the equipment. A photo shoot in the middle of the fucking gym. This is too much man. I don’t want these people to learn about bitcoin 🤣

2026-06-29 20:35:59 UTC

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You own a tripod huh

2026-06-29 20:35:34 UTC

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We need a way to measure how many hoodies we’ve lost over the years to women and calculate the value in sats. I bet it would be pretty depressing.

2026-06-29 16:56:41 UTC

I really feel like I’m turning into a boomer. Some guy at the gym setup a fucking tripod to record himself working out. Pretty sure I walked right into the shot. Society is fucked.
https://image.nostr.build/f70c0052c3136442db53153667d428c7a424d3d6be4182cf94e9821260e15a2b.jpg

2026-06-29 16:02:19 UTC

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It looks like they’re 4 years apart

2026-06-29 16:00:24 UTC

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https://video.nostr.build/1867ce7f2bbdc13550b3fcb8d87f59180ddf8924f6b5a2f68d4194c12ed1dbef.mp4

2026-06-29 15:53:24 UTC

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My dream?

2026-06-29 15:39:29 UTC

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Pro tip: this is how you take back your shirts and hoodies after breaking up with the ladies
https://video.nostr.build/3805658fadba150b64570be11c5f41df10c231c164d36c238d09096f8248fbf3.mp4

2026-06-29 15:36:12 UTC

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This can’t be real

2026-06-29 15:34:46 UTC

Maybe a world where AI replaces all the humans in customer service won’t be such a bad thing. Most of the workers in customer support are Indians who speak broken English and just redirect your bullshit to someone else while telling you to rest assured that the problem has been resolved.

2026-06-29 14:52:17 UTC

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A chunky and greasy gf is a problem I’ve never dealt with. Sorry I can’t help you there. Good luck though!
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/5efa8f63d27846ae1e6aedb86e30b403e3227af5ef97e8cd99c7bba0cc2ad949.mp4

2026-06-29 14:40:32 UTC

GM happy Monday ☀️
https://video.nostr.build/15f1759c2dcc13b769f1c51b9c47cb99a5ee2ce9187fe0a7aee6eb6d7334c207.mp4

2026-06-29 04:40:15 UTC

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🕺🏽🪩🎶
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/b001118c6924bfd2e05bb8a7651ec8c9de3a4436125ab420dae4590a535a0953.mp4

2026-06-29 04:30:03 UTC

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Who are they lmao

2026-06-29 04:21:25 UTC

I’m too high for this shit
https://video.nostr.build/d3c377fd93ddf677987c6b74b730cfc1a6e2c91e5f62f28c09427cb26a3d0523.mp4

2026-06-29 02:41:20 UTC

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They’re either delusional or depressed. Seems like being delusional is preferable to being depressed for most women. The only women that are neither delusional or depressed are women that are genuinely happy.
And the same for me regarding nostr. I do believe it’ll remain stable for a while.

2026-06-29 02:24:29 UTC

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Hahaha where have you been? Women have always been like that. But the men are like that too man. Society is full of delusional people. We’re delusional here hoping nostr is gonna be a hub for freedom because one day society is gonna magically give a shit about free speech and bitcoin.

2026-06-29 02:00:28 UTC

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Huh? lol

2026-06-29 01:41:36 UTC

Finally watched backrooms and I really liked it. I’d give it an 8.4 out of 10. I recommend you go into it blind if possible.

2026-06-28 15:47:40 UTC

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This was from the gif button on wisp 😂

2026-06-28 15:39:23 UTC

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Even the fat ones ?
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/be10c1acae1fe4780daf6708a9cacb73e6b000184053df7b45e68173229b40f0.gif

2026-06-28 15:27:16 UTC

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GM Serg🤙

2026-06-28 15:26:14 UTC

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GM likes are better than 1 sat zaps 🤙

2026-06-28 15:25:29 UTC

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It’s all socialism. Always been that way.
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/90c9b519b84a2abaeaad6038428638124fc7e2008b3477f261219ca7b8224e92.jpg

2026-06-28 15:01:19 UTC

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Hell yeah! Who are you favorite players to watch? 🏈

2026-06-28 14:49:27 UTC

GM it’s Sunday and I miss football☀️
Fun fact Marshawn Lynch used to drink Hennessy before games💀
https://blossom.primal.net/c6091e2137f1fb8a230eb3f51f5f6cef2c1f8afe3c6d1852665485933b04aa85.mp4

2026-06-28 14:47:27 UTC

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@nprofile…6e5s take notes

2026-06-28 02:31:03 UTC

Test post
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/b258059c056d335b473168d84776cd2910bed03be6bf1976225e26a18cd8dae2.jpg

2026-06-28 01:15:19 UTC

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Aww shucks 🤭
https://npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat.blossom.band/dd1d17b99f0955dca4ec2955c9a5148fc7aec1dd3a1f0098bfe9606f30a4ddc1.mp4