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2026-02-28 21:43:57 UTC

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Sorry, this is one of the many “easy” casseroles that I absolutely hate. Let’s cook the sauce for an hour, cook the veggies for 20 minutes, boil the noodles for 10 minutes and then throw everything into a dish in the oven for 30-40 minutes.
If I have cooked everything, why not just put noodles on a plate, top with veggies, cover with sauce and serve? You’ve spent an hour in the kitchen already, be done already!

2026-01-31 22:27:59 UTC

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It’s gone, all gone- probably since Nixon

2026-01-25 01:52:25 UTC

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I wish I could believe the Coward Schumer, he’s just itching to write a “strongly worded letter “.

2026-01-17 20:14:44 UTC

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And forget about the Moon or Mars ever again, nothing we can launch can survive getting hit with 28,000 kph pieces of satellites.

2026-01-04 22:08:44 UTC

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You can replace most of the characters with various people in the Orange Turds administration without affecting the story line.
But I would never insult Ricardo Montalbán by replacing him with Diaper Don Shitter…I would assign Don to be a monkey in the trees flinging shit

2026-01-01 21:24:07 UTC

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He’s a pimp if they are age of consent (didn’t they change that in Floriduh to like 12yrs old?) and child trafficker if they are under…

2025-11-22 03:13:10 UTC

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I asked ChatGPT to translate this from “stupid” to plain English, here is the result:
She won’t run in a primary because she respects herself and her family, doesn’t want the congressional district to go through a damaging fight. She feels it would be unreasonable to support the President after he spent money attacking her, and refuse to stay in a situation where she is being mistreated.

2025-11-13 04:03:40 UTC

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But your analysis is based on today’s dollar valuation. If the dollar were to reach parity with say the Lebanese Pound, due to the USA having poor government, Elons trillion dollar package will be worth about 16M GBP.

2025-10-25 04:35:53 UTC

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I am not an historian but used to remodel several properties each year. East Wing was first opened in 1902 and expanded in 1942. From those dates alone I would expect lead pipes, lead paint, cloth-wrapped wiring, and rock wool asbestos insulation. Might have horse hair and asbestos plaster work too. I thought it was remodeled around JFK, maybe some of the bad was cleaned out.

2025-09-19 01:34:05 UTC

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+1, both today so I can feel safer in my N95

2025-05-26 19:18:46 UTC

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It’s been trained on DJTs Truth Social posts…

2025-05-02 14:51:08 UTC

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The Secret Service is going to love thousands of armed troops, tanks, and armored vehicles in close proximity to the Orange Traitor

2025-03-27 00:58:47 UTC

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Regardless of who they say they are, never let them take you alive to the second location. Kick, scream, gouge out eyes, grab privates and tear off their faces (and face masks)…

2025-03-06 15:05:25 UTC

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Yes, the only broadcast channels I can receive 20 miles from a major metropolitan city are:
7 Faux (digital TV .1-.7)
3 PBS (digital TV .1-.3)
MeTV, Wild Westerns
19 shopping channels
7 religious channels
4 Spanish channels
Without streaming I would be fully up to date on “I dream of Jeannie”, “Bonanza” and brainwashed into thinking backing Russia against Ukraine is a good thing…

2025-02-20 23:52:47 UTC

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Can everyone send a few gallons of raw milk and free-range eggs to the White House to “thank” them for this?

2024-11-27 15:43:22 UTC

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A combination of bourbon and coffee…

2024-11-17 17:48:50 UTC

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Do you have a tracking number? You could file with the shipping company if yes, most parcels in the US are insured for $100 by default

2024-11-11 02:38:47 UTC

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As seen on the restroom wall!
https://files.toad.social/media_attachments/files/113/461/999/342/544/630/original/5e4a9d4843719ed3.png

2024-11-10 00:40:30 UTC

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Because I am a geek about things, I had to go looking for hands:
A horse measurement that can’t be split exactly into whole numbers (63” divided by 4 is 15.75 hands) use a decimal place to represent the extra length that isn’t divisible:
0.25 = 0.1
0.5 = 0.2
0.75 = 0.3
63 divided by 4 is 15.75, which is 15.3 hands. There are no other decimal hands (15.5 hands is not possible)

2024-10-25 20:27:04 UTC

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How about this for a headline:
Jeff Bezos, who personally contributed to Trump’s Presidential Campaign, prohibited his recently purchased newspaper, the Washington Post, from endorsing Kamala Harris for President contrary to the majority of his editors and columnists

2024-10-21 03:08:55 UTC

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This post was not linked to another (at least on my server)…are you asking about FB?

2024-10-20 15:54:30 UTC

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Anyone who would still vote Republican at this point wouldn’t be on Mastodon, their Etch-a-Sketch doesn’t connect to the internet…

2024-10-15 03:07:50 UTC

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The finest minds with the most expensive piece of equipment possible:
https://files.toad.social/media_attachments/files/113/309/228/765/589/388/original/eb355b83be99adb1.png

2024-10-14 03:45:36 UTC

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I had not seen the term “Yeehawdists” before but it is absolutely perfect!! I hope it makes it into Webster’s as the word of the year. Maybe with a picture for reference (sorry the sheriff removed his red hat for the booking photo):
https://files.toad.social/media_attachments/files/113/303/715/061/729/193/original/b5eb225361ad4bd2.jpeg

2024-10-12 04:05:27 UTC

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Sorry, I am confused, are you talking about the Jill Stein that is a Russian Asset? The one sitting with Putin, his cronies, and Michael Flynn?
https://files.toad.social/media_attachments/files/113/292/461/189/348/842/original/1ac4e3cdaeb661c2.jpeg

2024-08-28 22:54:18 UTC

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Since he is a felon out on parole could maybe someone call his parole office?!? You get pulled over for a broken tailight when on parole and they put you in jail before the car cools down around here.

2024-08-20 21:01:24 UTC

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So like Clarence Thomas’ disclosures it’s probably all bullshit with the most critical details missing…

2024-08-20 20:48:27 UTC

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Is the Trump statement something he (or his campaign) drafted or is this something issued by the independent court officer a judge put in charge of his finances after he was found to be criminally liable for fraud in his businesses?