Homerbag

Geetar slinging, meat smoking, wandering sonofabitch burning diesel and dinosaur bones between the Goodland, Chiraq, and the La Croose Cinematic Universe

Mayor of Haunchyvile

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2026-05-09 16:32:25 UTC

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I played this doom scrolling a few months ago. Now my kids sing this every weekend when we ask what they want for breakfast and when we drive by chick-fil-a. Thanks.

2026-04-14 23:30:12 UTC

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Drove through the tornado in the Deforrest area last night with double trailers. The only you can do is grip the wheel a yell LEEEEERRROOYY JEEEEEENKINNSS!!!
The traffic barrels 20-30 feet up on the trees like some fucked up road construction tree ornaments was a nice touch

2026-03-28 13:48:48 UTC

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That whore will do anything for a case of beer and a couple bucks, that being said, I’ve heard great stories of him and Da Crusher from back in the day

2026-03-12 13:34:31 UTC

As a resident of Wisconsin and as a professional truck driver, I wish Hell would open up and swallow the greater Madison area in a fiery Ragnarok type cataclysm and replace it with a lake or more farmland. Fuck that city and anyone who permanently calls it home.

2025-02-09 22:14:50 UTC

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He drove a Rolls Royce to MTV and couldn’t fit all the Aqua Net in it. That just screams manliness

2025-02-06 14:19:02 UTC

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Good. More eggs for my breakfast and less for her cookies. Why do people who do this think anyone gives a shit about when they eat?

2025-01-26 14:50:13 UTC

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It’s not like a group, more of an attitude. As an E4 you’re a gate keeper. It’s like a school secretary. The principal has the power, but everyone knows the secretary gets shit done and won’t get it done if she’s in a mood about you

2025-01-25 23:56:42 UTC

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I worked in that county jail a long time ago for way too long, but ICE/Border patrol was there often for pick up and deliveries.

2025-01-13 17:45:21 UTC

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Champagne yeast will ferment everything in there up to 14%-18% based on my memory. Try a US-05 dry yeast or 1056 liquid yeast. Bread yeast is for bread, yes it will ferment but the flavor sucks

2025-01-11 14:34:21 UTC

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He stole that from Liberace who did that even gayer in a Rolls Royce and fur coat.

2025-01-10 03:14:22 UTC

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So uncivilized

2024-12-02 02:55:07 UTC

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I’m born/raised/live/work in the MKE area. Outside of a few years in the military, I’ve not strayed much for here. This is why I’m comfortable in my disdain for Madison.

2024-12-02 02:41:22 UTC

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Only for a week? I’ve hated that school/city for the last 30 years sans a week or two, usually including the Great Taste of the Midwest back in the day.

2024-11-28 02:21:36 UTC

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That’s still how it’s separated, but there are several conversations going on at once when you have groups of that size. It’s just the people talking about politics (boomer cunts) that start shouting over everyone because their opinion matter more. It gets exhausting and frankly embarrassing to see people act that way when it doesn’t matter since none of us are billionaire donors.

2024-11-28 01:16:01 UTC

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All the Gen X and elder Millennial crowd (myself included) roles their eyes and talk about complete bullshit. Artisan this, vinyl that, craft this. All superficial bullshit
The zoomer crowd is back to sports babble and PlayStation vs XBox vs desktop gaming arguments. It full circle.
In my small social circle, the experiences are similar. Thus my claim that the boomers are cunts, not all of them, just a lot of the ones in the upper Midwest.

2024-11-28 01:10:47 UTC

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Ok, fair enough. I’m basing it solely on my family experiences when a bunch are in the same place.
30+ years ago, that generation argued about sports and brands, i.e Packers vs Bears, Ford vs Chevy. It was shit that didn’t matter and could be squashed with a drink.
When the boomers of family came to the head of table, it turned into the political. It was regurgitated Rush Limbaugh vs union talking points and they wouldn’t let it go.

2024-11-27 23:37:52 UTC

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Because boomers became raging cunts

2024-11-26 17:35:13 UTC

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But I poop from there. Not right now you don’t.

2024-11-26 14:54:04 UTC

The kids and I watched Thor Ragnarok on Sunday.
This morning, we get a call from the 3k teacher that my 3 year old daughter stood on the table during free time and shouted to the cheers of her friends,
“The revolution has begun!!”
I can’t even be mad about this one.

2024-11-26 14:42:52 UTC

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But it was fun watching Farve try to break his brother’s fingers in the mid 90s

2024-11-25 23:42:28 UTC

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Probably lube your own asshole cause that thing won’t even spit on it.

2024-11-23 18:29:56 UTC

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Someone must have posted a meme to Facebook

2024-11-23 18:24:31 UTC

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Timmy!

2024-10-31 14:01:00 UTC

The Golden age, if there ever was one, of podcasts is over. I haven’t listened to all 4 million of them, but every one that was good isn’t anymore and the rest have too many ad reads or shitty sound quality

2024-10-22 16:42:03 UTC

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Cause it’s war, and sometimes there are no good guys in a story.

2024-10-15 00:03:03 UTC

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The shit wasn’t cheap. But it’s cheaper than replacing everything in my freezers, potential flooding of my basement, and all the associated things that come from having a house that doesn’t fair well without electricity. This way I don’t fight the lines at the gas station or the urge close the garage door with the gas generator running

2024-10-14 22:29:18 UTC

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Buy an expensive whole house standby generator like I did last year after we lost power for days on end twice. Haven’t lost power or needed it since. It’s a racket

2024-10-12 16:51:53 UTC

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/six-arrested-after-mob-thieves-burglarize-train-west-side
I worked intermodal trucking for years and been in this terminal thousands of times and have had to “shake” a few natives off my trailers. It’s been going on as long as the south side has been shit.

2024-09-13 00:55:58 UTC

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Not if this is the father
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/113/127/517/944/949/184/original/832f3fe8f0c0b547.jpeg

2024-08-14 11:36:02 UTC

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Yeah, the pic gives me the vibe she would drink hairspray to get drunk and steal the aluminum siding off a double wide for scrap metal