Jennifer De Broglie-Bohm

Local maniac with normal/well-adjusted hobbies, not a weeb, bass player.

Unfortunate CFO of a real company

「百合情」のベーシスト

Alt: @maid@nicecrew.digital

Public Key

npub1an6wxaqkymde87xcrwpn3hfdqlfqgmdl2jhwn9ktttcm6f7pch3s0kvq3w

NIP-05 Address

maid@shitposter-world.mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswea8rwstzdkunlrvphqecm5ks05sydkl4fthfjm944udaylqutccpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsurymdk

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1an6wxaqkymde87xcrwpn3hfdqlfqgmdl2jhwn9ktttcm6f7pch3s0kvq3w

Show more details

Last Notes

2026-05-05 20:27:13 UTC

New England is wild because people will get angry and say shit that would be get themselves legally shot to death in the South.

2026-05-04 12:27:02 UTC

Met a man in his mid-30's with a tattoo of Lain, Tomoko and the girl who cries allot from Chainsaw Man, all on his hands.
He's clearly going places.
I cannot be assured that they are good places.

2026-05-03 23:45:48 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j @nprofile…v3ht @nprofile…gr3u instead of saving your passwords in a browser, why not just use keepassxc completely locally and sync the database across your devices with syncthing

2026-05-03 20:05:51 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j that's what keepass and syncthing and wireguard are for

2026-05-03 19:50:10 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j what did Firefox do to you to forsake it

2026-05-03 18:49:26 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j no it's a working serial terminal that i'm using as the head for one of the VMs on my main server
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f3/06/f6/f306f6e2f35dcb38ce849a3df8da7776f6cedf9506266410d64e14eb7874b6df.webp?name=dljjEANXvjUsFA.webp

2026-05-03 18:22:25 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j ah but you see, erm akschully it's a prequel so it's all fine and dandy!

2026-05-03 18:20:43 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j What's Halo 4? The last Halo was ODST

2026-05-03 18:07:47 UTC

I'm happy with how this guy turned out
Kinda puts my high grades to shame though
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/28/c4/ae/28c4ae36665be7a182ec8dccb587cbf6a169172848c2b091210ba875bd6aee5e.webp?name=tBZygDI5-Z3FTQ.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/ed/25/f3/ed25f33fb12d8e9a09d42d760522dd80a1dbe822e75a150b37ca4bbedd58a919.webp?name=hsqQbSN-sIm2bQ.webp

2026-05-03 15:15:47 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…t3h7 as demonstrated on fedi!

2026-05-03 15:13:54 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…t3h7 i wasn't aware it was a community, i was under the impression it was a globally distributed mode of domestic-violenceLite™ with a dash of yearning and infighting

2026-05-03 14:15:34 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2p46 http://bdsm.ninja

2026-05-02 17:30:55 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/4b/5c/67/4b5c67a310c508473a7763981d2ecb3735710f0af9a38c23c17b7157ab16224e.webp?name=cdoI5CArh9ClOA.webp

2026-05-01 16:30:27 UTC

My tires are changed, the mail arrived, I have to get a haircut in a bit and I feel empty, alone, aimless and I think I'll be single forever.

2026-05-01 15:18:21 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j How tf is the EU so fucking poor wtf

2026-04-30 21:36:56 UTC

i think chinese qipao dresses, even the proper non-revealing ones, are still way too sexualized and flamboyant. they’re honestly not that attractive at all — the cut is super boxy, the silhouette is unflattering, and they’re not really conducive for actual work or movement.
therefore, i believe the best outfits for women are those which are plain, modest and practical. i don’t believe even the simplest qipao qualifies as one.
also, >china
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/9b/d2/0c/9bd20c171c3565f16f36888e0a7c5f9ea7afa2f89611ac8d5c92c2a06b5b4dde.webp?name=dXAsV4Ug7pCwZw.webp

2026-04-30 12:28:07 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j GOD THEY'RE SO CUTE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2026-04-27 21:33:18 UTC

Turns out oldheads instantly start to like you when they find out you can bootstrap unix on a PDP-11.

2026-04-26 16:54:51 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…2g7j they didn't have oreimo...

2026-04-26 14:49:14 UTC

Being a project lead with a "senior" title that actually means something is crazy because I can have weebshit at my desks and subject my coworkers and underlings to anisongs and soundtracks playing in the background with yuri manga and gunpla scattered around the workspace.
I kinda wonder why my coworkers think of me at times, because since I've come here, productivity has been better than it ever has, I've been making allot of improvements and my boss is super happy, but at the same time they might come into the office and I've wired a Zenith serial terminal from 1985 into a management server and there's Gundam and Zaku models frozen in a fight scene perched ontop of various monitors.

2026-04-26 14:14:55 UTC

I really shouldn't buy more anime, but it's on sale....
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/10/19/e9/1019e91a37a7a0ed6c42e17989d3bfe29a1b1dac3b4ff510976a1d78e4396042.webp?name=-X03A4PlfNt-JQ.webp

2026-04-24 09:28:21 UTC

it needs to be more socially acceptable to dress like this in public
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/6f/34/51/6f3451d7e5d7babc68ed82d33d49793b7baf9bbaa0a0b545ea31ae004e1c712f.webp?name=uuSTU-ICnVzGOA.webp

2026-04-24 09:19:16 UTC

We aren't gatekeeping enough, actually
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/77/a4/3f/77a43f2168f3ca6da088d844d6a1d61d55a1252c1a20b4e472c31bf1653be3b3.webp?name=zpCy5eonBCt3vA.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/41/7b/d6/417bd629d4fd5afea1382779342b9c7031c4f8e3650a548a0240495a6d9f46d6.webp?name=YQPZRQXUtw4vMw.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/e5/3c/4d/e53c4d3c00de71e2099edcf573e8090ac929be36212079a19d4e4ec03387aba1.webp?name=RykPp-q9X6tYyg.webp

2026-04-18 15:41:54 UTC

aggressively closing issues because the submitter was a stupid jew who wants my shit to be kosher(actually)

2026-04-17 13:54:30 UTC

"have you ever heard of 'FagPoint'?" ~ @nprofile…fcpl

2026-04-16 01:14:45 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…g80s god why

2026-04-16 00:52:09 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/84/75/16/84751672d62cf65a0f36387ec5a5e48b2bcd274bf958dcba967754fa1511bdd6.webp?name=DxTf67mylbZ7Aw.webp

2026-04-14 23:36:07 UTC

the only thing that's going to measurably change the status quo is bodies stacked 10 deep

2026-04-14 01:47:32 UTC

Dude at work trying to explain how we're making shit "for peace" or something like I'm not going into work every day hoping what I contribute to has the greatest kill per dollar ratio as physically possible.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/9b/29/8a/9b298a52e973b239be0529ff7a2d58f2b5de6ae4af9837f48d6e37265ec446d7.webp?name=pvtdJYoHlEG_ag.webp

2026-04-13 00:18:56 UTC

They're doing this to me tomorrow
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/dd/88/7a/dd887a99eeed71f758d4a801d0d564544abc7eb8bdfe6bda115ed9d784439de9.webp?name=WZF1-QtuQWuyRw.webp

2026-04-12 14:53:30 UTC

I don't get how people are okay with how much delivery apps charge to deliver already expensive food. Like, yeah, I wouldn't mind the food, but if you're going to try and tell me that it's gonna cost me $60 to get breakfast you're out of your fucking mind.

2026-04-12 13:31:23 UTC

Watching Ruri Rocks and it just kinda makes me sad that my Dad isn't around anymore. He was a Geologist and an Oceanographer and growing up I took his occupational paraphernalia laying around the house for granted.
I stopped watching Ruri and started to finish up From the Earth to the Moon and then immediately hit the Apollo 15 episode about lunar geology.
These days, I just really wish I could call him up and go to a national park or a cave and spend some time together. This shit blows man...
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b0/29/9b/b0299b7e123f4b01788e4de0fd69e0c1399ef9af6fb616f48b5e85b6c150a2cf.webp?name=LRM9utBSgWRltg.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a7/a1/d2/a7a1d2a36c3832aefd44d093d5fc735cb43658e341bb05bffc8dc16362854874.webp?name=iMPP1xy18JyrbA.webp

2026-04-11 15:38:02 UTC

I'm so hype about this dishwasher you wouldn't even believe
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/a4/bf/2a/a4bf2a3db49a7573dbe6b51b3c27152d034ecb87736b9cc555740d5c178e00f2.webp?name=ZlEv25t8bLzTBQ.webp

2026-04-10 09:24:57 UTC

"That's so Lainpilled" "Let's love Lain!"
stfu, hardly any of you faggots even watched SEL

2026-04-09 09:42:26 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…l83p Engineers are born, not created

2026-04-09 09:25:18 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…l83p STEM jobs aren't for normies. They're for the kind of naturally intelligent person who's intelligence is at the expense of social skill. The reason engineering commanded the pay it once did is because there's not that many people. By trying to diversify a field that produces its best work when it's occupied by people who think and operate in very similar ways only weakens the field.

2026-04-09 00:55:57 UTC

I strongly believe that pushing normies into STEM was a net-negative for engineering.
Engineering and science were the fields that people with genuine interest and/or undiagnosed Aspergers gravitated towards and were professions where those types of individuals could apply their talents more naturally. The meme of the engineer personality has allot of overlap with Aspergers personality traits and quirks.
By telling everyone that the only way to make good money was STEM and ramrodding it down the throat of people who wouldn't have immediately chosen it, I think it's degraded the quality of the engineering workforce at large as well as the result of said workforce's work product.
Maybe I'm overreaching with the Aspergers part, but I'm very certain that the insane promotion of STEM has ended up damaging STEM instead. These aren't career fields for normies and the influx of normies is damaging our ability to build quality stuff.

2026-04-09 00:43:56 UTC

Hobbies: Linux, Unix

2026-04-03 22:44:08 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…vtlu Work gave me one of the fancy new e-paper ones, but if anything, it's larger than my personal one.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/b4/d2/42/b4d2429013b82efa20a8703e0718c4a3c979725d4b54f9cf737d12a517bb0a75.webp?name=ywJexyXj6DC2MQ.webp

2026-04-03 22:35:45 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…vtlu been carrying one for 5 years now, I have it mostly for system notifications, appointment reminders and quick messages in places I can't use in phone in or when I can't be bothered to carry a cell phone that day.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/83/bd/c6/83bdc640197bd46fabc1c04d69a8bf869d096b83115da96a0ba0d87aed9df1d9.webp?name=eWmJzH8V8oGN3Q.webp

2026-04-03 22:09:01 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/34/7f/90/347f902cf39b7dda0690efe76b0854f7cbaf26f49c372880f777bce1e51946b7.webp?name=K6l1IonvTtUeEw.webp

2026-03-31 01:49:55 UTC

https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/2c/a8/d0/2ca8d029de269dbe04b50d51c9756588b7dbf095a44c7f55ef450de3dd6f8546.webp?name=wsg_4__I-W069Q.webp

2026-03-30 01:05:18 UTC

They should make some sorta hyperrefined caffeine. Not like crack/meth/adderall/ritalin, but some sorta unholy way of getting caffeine into your body as fast as chemically possible. Like caffiene, but you smoke it, and you can tell techbros that it's the next big thing because I think it'd be funny to have people getting a coffee buzz in a really gay way along with their peptides and LSD microdoses.

2026-03-27 18:40:52 UTC

i should not have watched the gen z loneliness epidemic video
i want a drink

2026-03-27 09:31:45 UTC

The fujo-femcel pipeline

2026-03-25 03:29:31 UTC

i need more of this pls
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/01/13/9e/01139e88d18f69643785f037f793566783f52fe82b6ab6bc91714747d3e647db.webp?name=Ke9uOKlgOdTvlg.webp

2026-03-18 22:27:18 UTC

- reply

@nprofile…sqqc I gotta stop reading this shit or I'm just gonna get heated again. These "people" are pathetic and disgusting.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/58/92/b8/5892b828d6e626cc4b49d4809b6958839ab636ffe098e750dc9fc4f7a5f9e6a4.webp?name=L0IgKkF7TEQoFg.webp

2026-03-18 22:06:38 UTC

- reply

I wish Lennart Poettering a very go-drink-bleach-immediately.
I don't want you shoehorning your disregard for the Unix philosophy into every major distro as an excuse to shove your bloated ass flatpaks up my unlubed asshole.
@claude review
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/8d/4e/20/8d4e20b5e86d42fbc783434c507c7eb4d0ecbbb3ec12a1d54086415a3acd3b5a.webp?name=Ad9f5pGkISYELw.webp

2026-03-18 22:01:18 UTC

I HATE SYSTEMD I HATE SYSTEMD
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/78/2f/b7/782fb7bc9352e7a843ab38607a7847bd03f7341d649cb2c650e7dc96512335b4.webp?name=JdQIVbQ25hBt-A.webp

2026-03-15 18:22:04 UTC

The type of human that lives in this environment should be preserved as an endangered species.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/1e/56/0c/1e560c27c919e96657e9f14e0152954ea8afdfcd78eec6e7222aefc844f09e7b.webp?name=t91XoXqWBRNWwA.webp
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/5c/7c/53/5c7c531c914a4aef3b3d138b42ab107e142e3a5985171790b22e2dd0af6ebf64.webp?name=NM_PwGDQRTftoA.webp

2026-03-15 18:06:55 UTC

I hate wayland
I hate client side decorations
I hate selinux
I hate systemd
I hate rust
I hate secureboot
I hate snaps
I hate flatpak
I hate XDG portals

2026-03-09 01:08:19 UTC

Anyway, I'm @nprofile…pfpm. I'm a bassist, engineer, shootist, enjoyer of temperate weather and 100% not a weeb.

2026-03-09 00:56:13 UTC

hi @nprofile…tsag thanku for inviting me to your super cool instance