Ruby Jones

I write weird fiction. Sexy weird fiction.

SF/F/H erotic romance and erotica.

🤖 Robots 🤯 Mind control 🐙 Tentacles 🔞

NB with ME/CFS.

https://patreon.com/rubyjones
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Ruby-Jones/author/B08LCGKQPC
Not keen on DMs
#smut #writing #sff #romance
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2026-09-11 06:16:51 UTC

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>my ideas across because someone else wants to take control, or I'm dragging other people along who aren't contributing. Or I do find a balance but maintaining it is exhausting.
In general, I find it much easier to work on my own.

2026-09-11 06:15:17 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 11 Sept: Our next featured creator is a group of three collaborators. Have you ever been part of a collaborative group for your creative work?
Yeah, I've talked about the disaster of a collaborative writing project I was in before; I think I'd rather not dredge up those memories again.
I've had a few collaborative projects that went better. A murder mystery party. Theatre projects at 6th form. But even when they go well, I find them difficult. Either I'm not able to put>

2026-09-10 15:51:27 UTC

#WordWeavers 10 Sept: Share a description from your WIP that establishes atmosphere without explicitly naming the emotion.
I'm not currently writing anything, so forgive me for cribbing from Synthetic Agency, still. Here's the opening (content note for torture and blood, although this is before we get to the real body horror stuff):
https://stockroom.wandering.shop/media_attachments/files/117/247/534/997/075/191/original/d8e2e0e03c318d16.jpg

2026-09-10 15:39:30 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 10 Sept: Our next featured creator is an acronym. Do you use acronyms in your work?
Sure, they're a part of normal language and it would be weird not to use them at all, but I do like to use them expanded somewhere (preferably in the first usage) so people know what I'm talking about.
Obviously my book about FBI agents uses 'FBI'. But also I have SIMON, the Surveillance Information Monitoring and Optimization Network for which Solo is the mobile interface and agent.

2026-09-06 11:29:58 UTC

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>know who the reader was, it was a long time ago, but they were great at everything *except* the voice of the Man with the Thistledown Hair, which really grated. I tolerated it because the rest was pretty great. So in that sense it wasn't 'right', but I don't think there's only one right way to do it.
They're never gonna be the voice as it is in my head, and that's OK. Sometimes (Dan Stevens, Frankenstein) they're better than when I read the book myself.

2026-09-06 11:27:24 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 6 Sept: Have you ever listened to an audiobook where the reader had a good voice, but not the 'right' voice?
Audiobook voices are super hard to get right. Or rather: very easy to get wrong. I don't know that there's one 'right' voice, but there are a lot of ways to get it wrong.
Most audio narrators are fine. A few are brilliant (looking at you, Dan Stevens). Some are actively annoying.
The first audio book I really enjoyed was Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. I don't>

2026-09-05 07:56:30 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 5 Sept: From a purely aesthetic standpoint, what is your favourite colour of ice cream?
I don't have one. While I have some favourites in this world, colour of ice cream just isn't one.

2026-09-04 08:59:44 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 4/9: If ebooks stopped being produced, how much would you miss them?
To read? Not very much. As mentioned in previous questions, paper books are much less taxing for my disability and don't require charging objects.
As a writer, it would fuck me over dramatically. Basically all my sales are digital. Fortunately, this seems no more likely to happen than paper books going away. Although censorship is a very real threat that increasingly limits where I can publish.

2026-09-03 08:16:16 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 3 Sept: Which ebook reader do you use?
Mostly, I don't, because physical books are much, much easier on my disability. But when forced, usually Kindle because I don't have the spoons to sort anything else out.
I do also have an ancient Nook, but last time I turned it on it got sad about modern Wi-Fi.

2026-08-29 09:45:43 UTC

#WordWeavers 29 Aug: What writing accomplishment are you quietly proud of?
I'm proud of getting complete draft of Synthetic Agency done - it's the first time I have completed something novel length.

2026-08-29 09:39:10 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 29/8: Do you know what you wanted to be at 11?
11 is a tricky age because at some point around then the deluge of dolphin and whale-themed gifts overwhelmed my obsession with cetaceans and ambition to become a marine biologist and I lost interest in that.
I think the next thing was probably an astronaut, but I'm not sure if it had kicked in by that point.
The prohibitive standards of physical fitness and my aversion to the military were to cut that dream short.

2026-08-27 07:50:41 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 27 Aug: Tell a story, about an object in your space.
There once was a very sick person who had a cat, but no cat flap. This meant she had to leave the kitchen window open to allow the cat to go in and out (for this was not the sort of cat who could be confined to a mere house).
In winter, the Very Sick Person had to choose between being cold and confining the cat who could not be confined. Both options made them both unhappy.
Until, that is, she bought an electric blanket.>

2026-08-26 08:47:37 UTC

#WordWeavers 26 Aug: What weather best matches your current work in progress?
All my WIPs at the moment are blog posts, so, I guess, I kind of dull, overcast grey, because I would rather be writing stories, but my brain will not cooperate.

2026-08-26 08:46:08 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 26 Aug: Describe how it feels to be "locked in" to your work.
The story is on my mind 24/7. It's all I want to think about. I am obsessed, I am writing when I can barely keep my eyes open, thinking about my characters is thrilling - it's the best feeling in the world! And I haven't had it for 3 years 😭

2026-08-16 09:09:05 UTC

#ScribesAndMakers 16/08: Are you happy with the adverb you chose at the start of the month, or would you like to trade it in for a new one?
I think my adverb was 'erratically'? And I don't know about 'happy', but it's certainly accurate.

2026-08-16 05:58:18 UTC

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And thank you for buying a mug! I'm assuming that was you 😅

2026-08-16 05:57:18 UTC

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Bahaha - I'm so glad you enjoyed!

2026-08-08 05:41:09 UTC

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Word, he was fantastic!

2026-06-28 11:51:41 UTC

Pride month may be drawing to a close, but you can still buy pride-coloured butts on objects: https://www.redbubble.com/people/RubyJonesArt/shop?asc=u
#pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq+ #butts #art
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2026-05-23 11:09:23 UTC

Chapter 21 of Synthetic Agency is here! https://www.patreon.com/posts/synthetic-agency-159022636
Synthetic Agency is an android romance novel I'm serialising on my Patreon. You can read the first chapter for free: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119290924?collection=1313927
Boosts very much appreciated!
#robots #fiction #romance #SF #lgbtq+ #writing
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2026-05-17 11:30:40 UTC

I think about this Tumblr post a lot:
#writing #smut #smutstodon
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2026-05-03 14:38:28 UTC

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I think you misunderstand me. I am an experienced writer and editor. I have worked for and with many publishers and have no issue with adapting my work to whatever the house style dictates.
But now I am self-publishing. I am the one who decides what language to use. And I see advantages to both sides.

2026-05-03 14:25:57 UTC

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>But now it's my own writing, and I am British, but my book is set in America. What do?
Obviously, all dialogue should use the words a character would use. An American calling you an 'ass' means an arse, and will call you an 'asshole', and not an 'arsehole'. But what about in the description. I've been inclined to follow what feels like a rational approach: I am writing the wider story in British English, and when a character speaks I am quoting them, so they use American words. And where>

2026-05-03 14:22:42 UTC

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>it's something I struggle with. Different publications I have worked for as an editor handled it different ways. The OUP imprint followed the dictates of the Oxford Manual of Style - British spellings. The international fiction publisher used whatever version of English the writer worked in, and if they mixed it up, you made it consistent.
As a freelancer, I followed that angle. It was interesting to discover the varieties of English - Canadian and Australian English is different again.>

2026-05-03 14:18:23 UTC

#WritersCoffeeClub 3 May:
Do you write your works localised to the setting or your background?
I think this may be aiming at the somewhat rambling question I submitted, which was about whether you localise the spelling and words you use to the setting. For example: Synthetic Agency is set in the US, but I am a British writer. What to do when a character is referring to their 'trousers' aka 'pants' (which means something different and much funnier in British English).
I submitted this q as>

2026-04-19 18:10:45 UTC

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Yes, indeed we are.
I've already been over a few times why a plugin is not going to work for me. I think this is one where I need you to trust that I know what I'm talking about.

2026-04-19 18:01:20 UTC

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>Which leaves you reliant on companies that will do it for you, and the ones that used to do so have got much, much stricter about what they will allow (especially from indies), because they don't want to be sued and because credit card companies have caved to neo-puritan pressure groups. It's bleak.
One of my books I can only, currently, publish through D2D to Smashwords. And it's my most popular work 🤷‍♀️

2026-04-19 17:58:14 UTC

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It gives you control, but much, much bigger responsibility. I'm fully familiar with WP and its plugins - my point is that they are highly likely to have T&Cs that exclude adult content. The WordPress.com website does.
Age verification is specifically the sticking point. I do not have the resources (mental, financial, technical) to securely perform age verification myself, and it's not legal to sell adult content without age verification anymore.>

2026-04-19 17:45:07 UTC

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Thanks for sharing - I fear this would not work for adult content; with the age verification now required, self-hosting is basically a non-starter. I need a big company to handle that for me, and outside the likes of D2D, Amazon, or Patreon, most of them won't anymore. I suspect the plugins you use would cite morality clauses about my tentacle sex stories 🙁

2026-04-12 08:19:25 UTC

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RE: https://mograph.social/@dilmandila/116390725832539294
More importantly, why isn't this on *my* timeline.
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2026-04-08 12:05:02 UTC

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Love that cover!

2026-03-30 18:24:50 UTC

Be supportive to your friendly neighbourhood author. Times are a real bummer.

2026-03-15 16:28:13 UTC

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You have a very strange attitude. Explaining AO3 like no one here has heard of it. Saying original fiction is stealing??
I don't know where this aggressive defence of fanfiction is coming from. I talked about my love of fanfic in another thread of this conversation. It's bizarre to make out like you can't love both original fiction and fanfiction.
Do you just search on the word 'fanfic' and go on the attack? Really weird. Goodby, Cy.

2026-03-15 07:25:07 UTC

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The thing is, there is more free fiction and art online than a person could ever need. I've actually found it hard to pull myself away from the safe, comforting arms of fanfiction, which gives me exactly what I want, for free, but I get frustrated that I can't pay the authors for their often spectacular works.
I agree with you - writing and art are communication - there's no point if there's no one on the other side communicating anything. And the fact that it's all stolen>

2026-03-15 07:15:14 UTC

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Most writers and artists I know think the same, but the gap between those people and those who consume art and fiction - especially among programmers - is really depressing.

2026-03-14 09:27:46 UTC

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Happy to boost - always love an onion. Best vegetable.

2026-03-06 18:36:32 UTC

RE: https://wandering.shop/@rubyjones/116169822628428420
Only a couple of days left to get my fiction for free or cheap!
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2026-03-04 07:53:38 UTC

Better late than never - I have joined the Smashwords Sale!
For the rest of this week, my novellas will be 50% off and Oviposition will be free!
https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/RubyJones6742
#smashwords #sale #SmashwordsSale #erotica #smut #romance #sf #fantasy #robots #androids #tentacles #oviposition #kink
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2026-02-21 14:41:07 UTC

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One of my favourite Christmas songs was one I found while compiling a Christmas Music for the Apocalypse blog series: 'A Post-Apocalyptic Christmas' by Art Elliot.
I think it's genuinely beautiful, but it still only has 2.5k views on YouTube: https://youtu.be/JlJ8OTxALv4?si=4InrDNmV9Txj4Mm4
#music #postapocalypse #ArtElliot

2026-02-04 04:48:39 UTC

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I am the same. Mostly. I enjoyed his non-Discworld books, but I couldn't get into the Discworld books, and eventually the people trying to make me like him sapped any interest in trying tom

2026-01-11 19:18:14 UTC

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This is @npub1cgj…wlgt with my SF&F romance and erotica hat on, btw 😅

2026-01-11 19:17:21 UTC

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Draft2Digital are fine. One of the few options tbh, but they have got more on the censorship train in recent years, and even refused to publish a cover that Amazon accepted. Probably not applicable to you, but if you're honest about your content warnings they get censorshipy too, but everywhere is doing that now.

2026-01-11 19:14:02 UTC

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I looked into it a few years ago when I just started thinking about self-publishing. I watched YouTube videos of people talking about their experiences. It seemed like money I didn't have for a negative return.
I think it works if you're already known or have enough cash you don't mind throwing it at that kind of thing, but it wasn't worth it for me at the time. IDK if things might have changed, though.

2025-08-27 18:39:42 UTC

Hi, so, Smutlandia died and I just did not have the spoons to find a new server before that happened.
I thought I had until the end of the month, but I looked today and everything was just gone.
Please bear with me while I try to make connections again. I have lost all my followers, my profile, everything. It's not even on the WayBack Machine. I don't really have more energy than I did before. It will take me a minute to sort things out. If you see this please RT to help me find my people.