:apa: スプリットショックウイルス †

**Mastodon instance account**
I'm pretty busy and my notifications can be typically full, I'll try to get to yours when I can.

FOSS enthusiast, Former Professional Sysadmin, current NEET and Florida Man
Your resident Deresute+Million Live+Starlit Season MV & touhou doujin circle enjoyer and #gymrat

🇯🇵🤝:florida:

Life is about entertaining Mr. God

Big Tech bad
Social Media bad
Groupthink bad
Government bad
Proprietary Software bad

2hu and im@s good

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2026-04-24 05:57:36 UTC

I think if I were to restart everything.
I'd try painting, but I would burn the canvas after completion.

2026-04-07 03:33:49 UTC

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like an example
In Islam Christ is not considered the son of God.
Jesus is considered a Prophet of Allah. He's held in high regard but is not considered divine. He actually never died or was crucified, It only made to appear to be so. Allah sent down from heaven someone to look like him who was then killed. He's in The fifth heaven right now.
The implication of this is Allah who is all knowing, sent a doppelganger to die in the place of Jesus and in doing so deceived the world. because Allah who is all knowing would obviously understand that people who observe this crucifixion would then create a religion based on that perception of Jesus.
And whenever I then press the question okay if somebody's genuine belief in that religion is held does that person go to heaven or hell?
All of this occurred before the prophet Muhammad or The Quran was revealed. The church is older than the Quran and its institutions preceded it.
If those followers whose belief is genuine and they are then presented with the Quran and its truths but they reject it, because their belief which was established prior, How does God judge them when God deceived them into that false belief in the first place?

2026-04-07 03:04:34 UTC

Talking to Muslim apologists (and again I think these people are larping) is honestly some of the most mentally taxing things I've done.
Like whenever I talk about God, and eternity, the perception of time, free will and all creation we're kind of like in alignment which is surprising.
But then they go and say the most unhinged shit about Christ and the crucifixion. and whenever I press them on very difficult moral questions they just default to I'm not a Sheikh so I cannot answer but then also say most Sheikhs are hypocritics etc.

2026-03-28 20:10:10 UTC

New bandwidth came in.
I'm thinking we're back :cirno_heh:
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2026-03-27 23:29:54 UTC

Finally sipping my own ☕ after a month with no French press.

2026-03-25 01:47:41 UTC

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@nprofile…yw4z
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2026-03-25 01:28:12 UTC

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@nprofile…yw4z
𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽 𝓮𝓪𝓾 𝓭𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮
𝓵𝓪 𝓵𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷　❤️ 脳下垂体へ届け ♥️
❤️ 瞳孔が開くその瞬間を見せて ❤️
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2026-03-25 01:07:02 UTC

Somebody tell the admin of this site to fix their shit, I'm tired of my profile picture not loading.

2026-03-20 20:56:20 UTC

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@nprofile…00ad @nprofile…29ua
I'm trying to make VPS that can withstand Africa power grid type outages. Small time VPS are a race to the bottom and I'm trying undercut everyone so much that it's impossible to compete with me.
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2026-03-20 20:08:29 UTC

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@nprofile…00ad @nprofile…29ua That's accurate

2026-03-20 20:04:45 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua
Orange PI 5 has 6 TOPS
Bunch of Rockchip boards have the same.
I ran a 7b llama model on my phone and I'm trying to run one on my Steamdeck.
Only reason I'm even looking at any of this is because I saw >pic related and thought that would actually make a nice SBC node, it's also cheaper than most raspberry pi clonee
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2026-03-20 19:51:03 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua I mean most "profitable" compute is geting shifted to AI accelerators, which some of these pi sized SBCs can actually attach NPUs.

2026-03-20 19:39:25 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua I'm just pondering 🧠 the idea of starting an ARM based VPS.

2026-03-20 19:21:01 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua The thing is I'm pretty sure I can't really be taught anything I don't already know about running things on ARM. I want to build a pi farm 👨‍🌾 and then sell provisioning or something like that.

2026-03-20 18:03:46 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua I was looking at rasperberry pi competators all morning. I came to the realization my ☎️ could literally perform the same function with termux.

2026-03-20 17:35:34 UTC

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Nevermind it's at 1% I'm blind

2026-03-20 17:33:42 UTC

Booted up my $70 used HP chromebook and the battery is still fully charged after a year of no use.
That's pretty impressive

2026-03-20 07:02:39 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua ffmpeg would run like shi on arm. But I don't think pleroma requires it.

2026-03-20 05:14:39 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua
Whatever latest gen Raspberry Pi.
USB 3.* Sata SSD for postgres database.
S3 bucket for media.
Wireguard tunnel to CDN node (C Deez 🥜🥜)
I'm pretty certain I could get this to work.

2026-03-20 04:55:59 UTC

It all sounds like schizo rambling what I"m doing, but just you wait dude, I'm gonna put all this shit into a terraform file, or k8s ansible orcastrations thing, or whatever I don't really care.
Anyone is gonna be able to do what I'm doing without dicking around with stupid configurations. You can trust that one.

2026-03-19 17:06:10 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua I 🐝n doing ctrl+shift+r I don't think it's gonna load. I"m gonna upload it again with a shorter name

2026-03-19 17:03:55 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua it works on my 🐘 app on my fone.
I'm guessing ti's because my upload, but idk might be emoji name length or something.
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2026-03-19 16:49:47 UTC

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how queer that that doesn't work

2026-03-19 16:49:16 UTC

:bible-throwing-stones: :bible-throwing-stones-fast: :stonecold:

2026-03-10 03:56:52 UTC

I'm feeling dangerous 2nite :facebook_frog_reverse: 🔫
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2026-03-10 03:37:27 UTC

What am I doing
I should just turn on my Nas worrying about Internet storage is poverty shit

2026-03-10 03:17:14 UTC

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ZFS wouldn't have fixed this either.
There's a fundimental problem with formating your VM disks as raw for space management.

2026-03-10 03:15:26 UTC

shouldn't have used btrfs award

2026-03-10 00:57:33 UTC

dishwasher chicken for dinner 😋

2026-03-05 02:00:47 UTC

are we live?

2026-03-04 22:35:49 UTC

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@nprofile…70sf justtm use glitch
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2026-03-02 21:12:59 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua @nprofile…z7ps swap is for brokies 🚬 🦫
Also if you are using swap on a VM you can kill your SSD which also if I lose that I'm not buying more.

2026-03-02 20:42:54 UTC

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@nprofile…z7ps I'm only considering them because I don't want to exhaust my RAM supply, once that's gone it's gone.
But it turns out all my services are probably too large to be considered micro services so into a VM they go.
I only have one thing in Docker, but it's a website only I use.

2026-03-02 19:08:12 UTC

Can somebody explain to me the difference between LXC and docker containers?
Explain it to me like you are explaining something to a rice farmer

2026-03-02 08:39:25 UTC

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@nprofile…70sf @nprofile…29ua Just give me a minute
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2026-03-02 08:24:20 UTC

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how unfortunate
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2026-03-02 08:20:51 UTC

Right so I'll scream into the void the issues while updating mastodon from 4.4.0-alpha ot 4.6.0-alpha (both are chuckya fork)
I had an old version of yarn and when I ran apt update I got an error regarding a pgp file or something
I commented out the single line in /etc/apt/sources.list/yarn.list or something and then I stopped getting errors when running apt update.
Newer mastodon needs redis 7 I only had redis 6. Ubuntu 24.04 has redis 7 so I just updated to that.
You also need node 20.x or higher
I run
curl -fsSL https://deb.nodesource.com/gpgkey/nodesource-repo.gpg.key | gpg --dearmor -o /etc/apt/keyrings/nodesource.gpg
echo "deb [signed-by=/etc/apt/keyrings/nodesource.gpg] https://deb.nodesource.com/node_20.x nodistro main" | tee /etc/apt/sources.list.d/nodesource.list
This will update the source node pulls from
after running git fetch/pull chuckya main
I needed specifically ruby 3.8.0 not the newist 4.0.1 so reinstall the rbenv is typically what I do
ran bundle install && yarn install
I get this error
LoadError: Could not open library 'vips.so.42': vips.so.42: cannot open shared object file: No such file or directory. (LoadError)
this one I vaugely remember running into this while on my phone. There is literally no documentation or issue reports for this error, but it's basically yarn/ruby/bundle/or whatever dude I don't care what it is, is expecting vips to be installed on the system as a basis for the ruby gems.
I tried apt install libvips|libvips42 both don't work on ubuntu 24.04
The correct package is libvips42t64 (literally wtf) but that won't work either
I needed to run the following to add the package
sudo add-apt-repository "deb http://archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu noble universe"
sudo add-apt-repository "deb http://archive.ubuntu.com/ubuntu noble-updates universe"
sudo add-apt-repository "deb http://security.ubuntu.com/ubuntu noble-security universe"
sudo apt update
sudo apt install libvips42t64
That finally worked and progressed me further than I had been when I tried updating via my phone.
when I ran a bundle rails exec rails assets:precompile
I got a bunch of errors regarding the styles/tangerineui* javascript. So I just deleted them (I'll fix it later)
While running RAILS_ENV=production bundle exec rails db:migrate
I got stop errors regarding
PG::DuplicateColumn: ERROR: column "parent_status_id" of relation "conversations" already exists (PG::DuplicateColumn)
Which is some database shit that just says something already exists but is trying to create it again.
I went into psql like so
sudo -u postgres psql mastodon_production
INSERT INTO schema_migrations (version) VALUES ('lmao') ON CONFLICT DO NOTHING;
\q
RAILS_ENV=production bundle exec rails db:migrate:up VERSION=lmao
And then the rest of the upgrade went fine. I probably left out something but it's not like anyone is reading this anyway

2026-03-02 07:39:41 UTC

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2026-03-02 07:16:09 UTC

We have a bubble timeline (akkoma feature), but I don't have any instances added to it.
I think I will add all former users self hosted instances to it.

2026-03-02 05:50:32 UTC

When this instance gets quote posts I'm turning into a menace

2026-03-02 01:56:22 UTC

Good evening everyone.
After a turbulent two months for me, I'm finally settled in a location where I can get back to doing computer things.
I have been delaying updating this instance for a while due to being without a computer and troubleshooting shell on a smartphone via ssh is painful. However I have secured colocation and VM space, I have tested function and developed an okayish backup solution during my time in Japan a few months ago.
The two instances on the chopping block are mstdn.starnix.network and pl.starnix.network.
I'm more familar with Mastodon so that's what I'll be starting on tonight. The pleroma instance is actually already updated but if memory serves there was something peculiar that I had to do to fix an update which I would not want to replicate in the reinstall so I need some time to figure that out.
This instance will go in and out of connection as I perform the update and migration. The chance of dataloss during this operation is very minimal and would only be applied to remote instances media which can be refetched anyway.
I'm caffinated, well feed and rested so hopefully I can finish this in one day.
If you have any questions or need to reach out this account might not be avaliable. You can reach me via the following.
email: ssv@danksquad.net
Matrix: @splitshockvirus@matrix.danksquad.xyz
XMPP: @splitshockvirus@member.fsf.org
Isolated fedi instance: @nprofile…0e7t
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2026-03-01 06:32:32 UTC

Gene Therapy when?

2026-02-27 04:00:33 UTC

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@nprofile…zlhp
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2026-02-27 03:19:58 UTC

Finally got my computer desk setup. :cirno_baka:
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2026-02-25 22:27:30 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua need a Philly cheesesteak and some Jack links beef jerky

2026-02-03 12:43:56 UTC

STOP
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2026-02-01 13:36:57 UTC

Continuously shilled a gig work app™
Download proletariat exploitation app™
Check contract j*b offerings.
Absolutely none available.

2026-01-22 02:38:26 UTC

Thank God I'm Based

2026-01-17 20:07:40 UTC

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@nprofile…dauk @nprofile…qjtr
Thing, America (assembled by mexicans)
Thing, Japan (assembled by SEA)

2026-01-15 10:03:41 UTC

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@nprofile…p2qa @nprofile…caqd
The game he showed, Starlit Season is not a gacha game. All of the console games aren't gacha.

2026-01-15 09:36:25 UTC

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@nprofile…caqd I was trying to find Berserk Idolmaster videos because I find them funny. Instead I find a westoid doing a video essay on Miura being a lolicon (probably) and he calls idolmaster a shitty Genshin Impact game.
I don't care about Berserk or Miura but he's malding about a meme that berserk fans made up because Miura said he played imas ONE ☝️ time.

2026-01-15 09:23:01 UTC

Miura fanboy unironically malding about a video game.

2026-01-15 03:01:49 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua @nprofile…jat9 But who are you quoating?

2026-01-15 02:57:00 UTC

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@nprofile…29ua @nprofile…jat9
>Tw*tter feature.
Also I GNU/Hurd that the newest release has quoasts but I have 🐝n too lazy to update.

2026-01-15 02:26:18 UTC

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@nprofile…jat9 Mastodon hate is unjustified and is a stale meme and Pleroma isn't really that good.
I will die on this hill. 🚬

2026-01-12 14:58:55 UTC

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@nprofile…czx5 what a shitty anime

2026-01-10 02:56:50 UTC

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@nprofile…caqd
200% facts 📠
American niggas are clueless

2026-01-10 02:52:29 UTC

Every single person I told the train story to said I should have gotten that girl's number.
But the voice in the back of my head tells me I should have actually pushed here off at the station before the real one.
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN STONE COLD :itscalledwedoalittletrolling:

2026-01-09 21:06:33 UTC

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@nprofile…zpy3 :abyss:

2026-01-09 16:37:59 UTC

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@nprofile…zpy3 brõth3r I watched an idolmaster concert in front of a w*man while at the gym and I made her watch while on the treadmill.
you get used to it 🚬

2025-12-30 16:16:02 UTC

dam 🦫
5G is so fast in the US
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2025-12-28 15:34:12 UTC

The most insufferable people on earth are from Portland Oregon

2025-12-28 15:08:29 UTC

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@nprofile…4vzq >High School of the Dead
I don't typically like ecchi anime but since you do, watch Heaven's lost property.
It's peak. But watch it after Gurren Lagann

2025-12-28 14:55:20 UTC

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@nprofile…4vzq watch tengen toppa gurren lagann right now nigga :gunhand:

2025-12-28 13:27:33 UTC

I have never been more embarrassed in my entire life (I actually have but I don't care currently) :bball1:

2025-12-28 12:53:49 UTC

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@nprofile…s8m7 Bro should just™ take a plane to Haneda and then get a Suica 🦫

2025-12-28 12:52:40 UTC

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@nprofile…s8m7 L

2025-12-28 12:48:33 UTC

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@nprofile…s8m7 Go to the JR ticket station. And then get issued a Suica card and all your problems will be solved #trusf

2025-12-28 12:28:55 UTC

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believe me I have a lot
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2025-12-28 12:26:07 UTC

I'll post more photography pictures when I get home

2025-12-25 11:23:47 UTC

mild hypothermia award

2025-12-19 16:01:21 UTC

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@nprofile…4d57
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2025-12-19 15:10:07 UTC

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2025-12-19 15:03:32 UTC

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2025-12-19 14:31:30 UTC

Iykyk
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2025-12-16 13:42:42 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 I can't tell if that's an insult or endearing.

2025-12-16 05:12:19 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 implying I have one.

2025-12-14 12:32:53 UTC

Im@s Itasha car meet before the concert
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2025-12-13 22:18:27 UTC

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@nprofile…s384 One is the ink dries up, but that's inherent with all inkjets. The second is that it started to develop erroneous markings when printing multiple (5+) pages.
I would just get a toner printer.

2025-12-13 22:10:41 UTC

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@nprofile…s384 my roommate had an Epson one, he hated it. All inkjet printers suck.

2025-12-12 23:12:55 UTC

🚬
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2025-12-11 13:10:32 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 hot take and I might be called a redditor for this. But I do believe you owe your country for for the beneficial conditions you were brought up in.
Example, Italy has paid secondary education. I believe citizens should have to pay back that privilege even if they move to a different country and make more than they would in.
The US and IRS has already understood that reality has the bureaucratic and diplomatic reach to realize such a goal so they do with a citizenship tax. But the thing is only rich people have to pay money to the IRS over season so I generally don't care.

2025-12-11 12:59:19 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 understandable but the only people that have to worry about that at are rich 🥷 making like $130,000 in another country which let's be honest you are never going to make in another country, and let's also be honest every other country would 🦫 implement if they had the same reach as the US. Italy has a brain drain at the moment which could be fixed if they implement citizenship tax like the US.

2025-12-11 12:48:04 UTC

Renouncing your US citizenship is actually retarded and reddit coded af. Like dam enjoying being stateless you fucking European.

2025-12-11 10:56:52 UTC

They owe me like...
$2000

2025-12-11 08:25:51 UTC

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@nprofile…s384 there were pretty good by US standards, and both were actually baked correctly. The large box was 900円 and the smaller one was 700円.

2025-12-11 07:28:45 UTC

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@nprofile…s384 thouts? This is the last time I'll 🪓 you about Italian food in Japan.
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2025-12-10 21:17:55 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 it won't work because the pop up 🪓ing for read permissions tabs out the terminal, I had to just™ close the shell by using the mouse {🤮)

2025-12-10 21:09:53 UTC

>🐝 me
>at the Apple section at [redacted]
>type type type on appel keyboard
>"cd \/"
>"du -hd 1 | sort -h"
>permission denied
>permission denied
>"Terminal would 🦫 like to have access to Applications"
>oh shid oh fuggg D:
>ctrl-c
>there is no control button on the keyboard
Literally unusable

2025-12-09 10:41:10 UTC

Cacio e pepe と Montepulciano d'Abruzzo
cc @nprofile…c3g9
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2025-12-09 10:17:00 UTC

I saw a guy walking a Siamese cat on a leash in Ginza ward. :facebook_frog:

2025-12-09 04:04:28 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 no cap he actually forgot $1 USD on his bed frame after he left. Almost as if he was tipping the host (as if that's even a thing over her), but I'm sure he just forgot or didn't care to pick it up.
But my actual question is, why are you bringing federal reserve bank notes to a country that has its own currency? They aren't going to accept your funny money. Inb5 currency exchange, because you will get raped on exchange rate by any place that accepts cash.

2025-12-09 01:36:40 UTC

As much fun as that was :cirno_smile:
It's exhausting having to babysit normie absolutely absent minded Americans in Tokyo. Like lil bro didn't even know he's supposed to have his passport on him at all times.
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2025-12-08 19:34:36 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 the salary men get drunk after work with coworkers like every other day. This isn't like an uncommon occurrence.
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2025-12-08 19:26:42 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 update: fortunately he was being emotional, and didn't break up but he said something along the lines of had a talk with her at the station. Because I assume he was mortified by her behavior (again Americans don't have the same expectation for not causing 迷惑) which he thought she caused me today because of my experience with that other girl on Saturday who was video recording me.

2025-12-08 15:57:56 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 excuse my language, and I do say that with extreme sincerity because I don't like cussing to express my emotions.
But that's absolutely fucked. If you legitimately broke up with your girlfriend just tell us that "sorry we're not feeling too well today" or "we have plans". It's absolutely disgusting to fake something like that, anyone saying otherwise is also disgusting and I feel like the Japanese would 🦫 just so they don't cause discomfort to their guests.
I got flashbacks of every time we took a couples photo and realized they were faking the entire time. Literally some an*me shit.

2025-12-08 15:46:25 UTC

Anyways before I die I'll let you all in on my antics tonight.
I'm somewhat certain that a Nihon-jin
Tomodachi just broke up with his gf like the day we were out and about (tonight).
I was talking about how a drunk w"man was dumped on me while taking the train home and how she was rude when I escorted her to her station. Then his girlfriend got drunk and we had to do the same thing.
So either 1 they were just pretending the entire day that they were still dating but didn't want to ruin the mood (which would be some anime romance type plot shit) or 2 they broke up because he thought she was being a nuisance to me and my other friend (which I hope is not the case because Americans don't have the same 迷惑 cultural expectations).

2025-12-06 19:09:30 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 no I was human trafficking a Japanese resident back to her station (we take the same line) at the request of her Yakuza handler or brother or whoremonger because she was too drunk to take the train by herself (it's a long story).
Anyways I have no idea what her name is and I don't care because she was annoying and kept trying to record me while talking to me
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2025-12-06 16:48:14 UTC

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@nprofile…c3g9 gibberish

2025-12-06 15:08:30 UTC

Gf acquired
That was easy