Alfie Bureau
alfie bureau

new to crypto and nostr and pretty much everything. talk to me about anything!

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2025-08-28 22:01:20 UTC

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And I guess I’m also posting on two different accounts now. Surely this isn’t this confusing. Am I just an idiot?

2025-08-28 21:59:26 UTC

🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨
Hello all!
I’m 17, trying to set up my first non-custodial wallet + channel… and it feels like a paradox.
To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.
To verify → I need 1 sat.
To get 1 sat → I need a channel.
To get a channel → I need sats.
Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅
I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way (or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash), I’d be massively grateful 🙏
Surely there’s an easier way I’ve missed. Any plebs willing to help a new node get lit? ⚡
#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #damus

2025-08-28 19:04:41 UTC

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Based in the UK

2025-08-28 18:35:41 UTC

🚨 New to #Bitcoin + #Nostr 🚨
I’m 17, trying to set up my first crypto wallet and I have an alby account and wallet, and it just feels like a paradox.
To buy sats → I need to verify my wallet.
To verify → I need 1 sat.
To get 1 sat → I need a channel.
To get a channel → I need sats.
Basically: I’m stuck in an infinite loop of no-sats 😅
I’ve got an #Alby wallet but can’t zap or verify without inbound liquidity. If anyone can point me to a free way or help me open a channel without dropping a load of cash (although I could’ve worked in the time I spent trying to figure it out and bought a channel and a fancy dinner along the way) I’d be massively grateful 🙏⚡
#Lightning #ZapLife #PlebHelp #bitcoinkids

2025-08-28 17:45:56 UTC

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2025-08-27 22:28:03 UTC

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Still don’t think it did 😭😭
Oh well I’ll figure it out tmr, tysm bro

2025-08-27 22:23:52 UTC

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They know when I get my first taste I’m gonna make too much so they had to nerf me

2025-08-27 20:38:17 UTC

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2025-08-27 20:07:52 UTC

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Hey, the problem is I can’t find my wallet without having at least one sat in it, as I need to verify that it is my account. Bit of a weird one.

2025-08-27 18:59:03 UTC

⚡️Hey NOSTR fam! Just opened my first ever crypto wallet on alby - could someone zap me 1 sat so I can verify the wallet? Much appreciated 🙏
(Btw how stupid is it that you need sats to start a wallet that has 0 sats in it)
#nostr #bitcoin #plebchain #grownostr #foodstr #asknostr

2025-08-27 18:00:49 UTC

2025-08-27 17:28:44 UTC

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I think my wallet is just a bug out. Thanks tho!

2025-08-27 17:27:44 UTC

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Hmmmmmm

2025-08-27 17:27:02 UTC

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Hasn’t gone thru yet, but I’ll keep an eye on it. Thanks!

2025-08-27 17:22:21 UTC

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