Terry The Turtle

husband + dad + dog dad
i’m into plants, music, art, and reading
i work far too much, for way too little

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2026-04-29 17:45:45 UTC

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My dove buddy that has taken up residence next to the alley by my apartment. Was cooing as I walked by this morning 🐦 🎶
https://blossom.primal.net/9ef71e50a386959ad0eb4d991eb8142cd616acab53801a827edd59e18bebcb24.jpg

2026-04-29 14:14:33 UTC

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Why the need for so many clients?

2026-04-24 18:11:08 UTC

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Amazing - that’s so fun!!! I loveeeee those library boxes. We have a few in our neighborhood, I love adding to and looking to what they have.

2026-04-24 17:29:14 UTC

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Hell yeah, what we building?!

2026-04-23 23:15:18 UTC

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Talk to me about your gas? Lol

2026-04-22 21:32:57 UTC

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Gorgeous

2026-04-22 08:04:32 UTC

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Where is best to buy, Goodwill?
What do I look for when buying a used one?

2026-04-22 03:53:08 UTC

I’d like to learn piano.
I’m thinking I will save for a Yamaha P-45, unless someone has one to donate 😊
Any opinions on a starter keyboard? My research has me landing on the P-45. It’s about 400$ USD.
#asknostr #musicstr #music #piano

2026-04-21 20:19:52 UTC

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Can I..kick it?

2026-04-21 12:52:37 UTC

Can I kick it?
#asknostr

2026-04-19 14:19:20 UTC

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Just tried this, now I’m being escorted up to the Human Resources department.

2026-04-17 20:36:19 UTC

lol. this was second of the day, after reporting the first as spam and blocking. who da fuq is falling for these scam texts?
#asknostr
https://image.nostr.build/9ad1679b49d13338d781d2eef9bced15306ba9d79925f932ee05968739294b07.jpg

2026-04-16 23:04:27 UTC

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They mean, nunya 😎

2026-04-16 07:02:45 UTC

“At night I can’t sleep, I toss and turn…”
https://image.nostr.build/3380f918b982921a22b380333ca9f414912d4d78a06810b1801b2fc102c6c1a6.jpg

2026-04-16 00:19:17 UTC

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Reminds me of being on the subway a few weeks ago, when a woman decided that was a good time for her to trim her toenails. I wish she had that shame realization. 🤢 🤮

2026-04-16 00:10:37 UTC

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They gang’d up! They coming to shake you down for snacks?

2026-04-15 16:34:36 UTC

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Sooooo much more bot BS these days.
Can’t keep things fun for long, before some opportunists come ruin it.

2026-04-15 15:59:05 UTC

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Totally get this, and yes it is the best medicine for sure.
Not sure if you watched the Mary Tyler Moore Show…but sometimes I feel like Mary at the clown’s funeral.
https://youtu.be/e7EIld8sjjk

2026-04-15 09:47:45 UTC

😩
https://image.nostr.build/5492af5e7fdb2abf5b7a5225c91aaa6a40bb9db92db4a23c5b599b55d6a16399.jpg

2026-04-14 14:47:54 UTC

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☠️

2026-04-14 01:33:15 UTC

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🤞

2026-04-13 23:53:16 UTC

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That’s my experience too. Whenever I pause, I start having crazy lucid dreams for first week or so.
But then I also have insanely anxious energy and can’t sit still. 😬

2026-04-13 23:31:29 UTC

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How’s that going…Vivid dreams? Mental clarity? lol

2026-04-13 11:57:35 UTC

Good Morning Nostr!
Summary of the week…6 days and 77 hours at primary job. 16 hours on freelance gig.
I’m not proud to work so much for so little…but I’m thankful to be able to provide for my family nonetheless… only wish I could spend more time with them. 😞
Goal to continue working toward… freedom of time.
#nostr #notes #gm

2026-04-11 23:36:42 UTC

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Uhhhhhh I want one plz!

2026-04-11 22:04:18 UTC

Happy National Pet Day ❤️❤️❤️
Here is my cute little girl 😍
Always rescue, never buy!
#pet #dog #nostr
https://image.nostr.build/786ea39aaff7816c00250f5adced8b15f1bee52db6fbfe99b42627ba750d5717.jpg

2026-04-11 11:03:05 UTC

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She should go pray some more, the devil is starting to show in her eyes again.

2026-04-10 21:09:39 UTC

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What do you like to do? Still trying to find my NOSTR Mecca.

2026-04-10 21:05:19 UTC

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Good enough for callused n dirty turtle toes?

2026-04-10 12:52:00 UTC

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Absolute legends, welcome!
Future went hard on Way 2 Sexy also, thanks for clearing that Drake song for us.
https://youtu.be/vX9msKu75qs

2026-04-09 20:55:34 UTC

Isn’t she lovely…
#macmiller
https://youtu.be/ZfS_MmAjvZg

2026-04-09 16:22:05 UTC

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What’s bitcoin?

2026-04-09 16:13:04 UTC

On this day in history, 1865, Robert E Lee surrendered to Ulysses S Grant, ending the American Civil War at Appomattox Court House.
https://blossom.primal.net/1a8d8ee292c5a899deb9adfd1e01bb69c34b4e9f39d12ee085f69fb5d1190af2.jpg

2026-04-09 01:33:06 UTC

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Incredible memories of playing this.

2026-04-09 00:46:34 UTC

I don’t doomscroll… I gently contemplate the abyss at 0.2 miles per hour.

2026-04-09 00:41:42 UTC

Half way through that David Black book, Murder at the Met. Way better than I anticipated. As someone who’s worked with orchestras and has first hand knowledge of much of whats brought up and the relationship dynamics - it’s even more interesting. Will probably wrap it up tomorrow!
Send more suggestions, I only got one on my post asking for them and it was a book I’ve read.
#books #asknostr

2026-04-09 00:38:39 UTC

I use Primal on iOS for NOSTR, and it perpetually shows I have 1 message but shows me nothing when I check. Am I missing something where there’s like a hidden spam message or something?
#asknostr

2026-04-09 00:32:58 UTC

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Love this!

2026-04-09 00:31:36 UTC

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Never get lost in the sauce.

2026-04-08 18:35:09 UTC

An account here on Nostr follows and unfollows me multiple times a day. What reason would they be doing that? I assume they’re bot.
#asknostr #nostr

2026-04-08 17:39:55 UTC

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Mycelium come into play at all?

2026-04-08 17:12:17 UTC

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I tend to believe those that are attracted to it have great mental illness.

2026-04-08 12:57:23 UTC

Nostr has quickly become lots of different people, all repeating the same joke..

2026-04-08 12:31:52 UTC

https://youtu.be/uertgLjv5Xc

2026-04-08 11:06:43 UTC

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Alexa, define retarded.

2026-04-08 11:03:36 UTC

On this day in 1973, Pablo Picasso moved from mortal life to the after life.
#nostr #factoftheday
https://blossom.primal.net/260f6a1701a9a1088e6bfd53b98f47cf2a367a4505a422e11dc4ec2b56960020.jpg

2026-04-08 10:59:12 UTC

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For those interested (spoiler: no one), I’ve chosen 1984’s Murder at the Met by David Black for my next book.

2026-04-08 00:03:32 UTC

Any book recommendations? I’ve read most about bitcoin, so we can skip these.
Thanks :)
#asknostr #nostr #books

2026-04-07 23:39:05 UTC

Just finished this one after work, while lounging with my pup. It was gifted to me by my mom after my dad’s passing. I didn’t read it right away, but a few months later now I picked it up and got through it quickly. Really loved the story and how everything came together. Would recommend.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/58733693-remarkably-bright-creatures

2026-04-07 23:15:29 UTC

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US President even celebrated. #TACO

2026-04-07 21:41:14 UTC

It’s all just a bunch of ones and zeroes.

2026-04-07 20:15:01 UTC

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About 40,000 sats a week currently. Trying to increase as price is down, but my rent has increased as well as car insurance, gas, and food. I canceled Netflix, and that $$ goes toward buying sats. I have no other subscriptions anymore, and have cut back the best I can.
I used to sell on Etsy, but sales stopped coming and listing and sale costs went up too high.

2026-04-07 20:11:42 UTC

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Ooof not sure exactly, majority of US states, and a handful of European countries.

2026-04-07 19:49:29 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/7338fa51792522c3ecdbc10f1c19377e25d83729dbed7b45a36f675525bb61a0.gif

2026-04-07 14:35:51 UTC

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I continue business as usual.

2026-04-07 14:17:57 UTC

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I’ve never been zapped.

2026-04-07 13:49:39 UTC

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Test

2026-04-07 11:04:41 UTC

On this day in 1969, was the symbolic birth of the internet. DARPA published the request that led to ARPANET, which is the precursor to today’s internet.
#nostr #terrytellsit

2026-04-07 01:39:19 UTC

I just finished Alligator Candy: A Memoir by David Kushner…incredibly moving and powerful.
It gave me a tool or two to help process my own grief around losing my sibling to murder.
I’m grateful he wrote this. It’s the third of his I’ve read, but the first that I can relate to on such a personal level… even if the ages and circumstances are different.
https://davidkushner.com/book/900-alligator-candy/

2026-04-06 20:13:09 UTC

A lot of people, saying a lot of different things.
All I know is I’d like some tacos and elotes.

2026-04-06 16:10:13 UTC

Before I was a turtle on Nostr, I was a dog named Klem… they’re so many more bots now on Nostr than there were then. Miss those days.

2026-04-06 16:04:47 UTC

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Yup, was a bummer.

2026-04-06 16:04:26 UTC

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I was hopeful for a real faucet :(
This turtle doesn’t use his services.

2026-04-06 16:01:54 UTC

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I etched my pass phrase into the underside of my shell.

2026-04-06 14:48:05 UTC

Very excited to hit .01 btc, should be by end of July. Not many turtles can say they own digital currency.

2026-04-05 22:10:26 UTC

My family has a tradition of putting all our names on eggs and hiding them. You can’t eat til you find the egg.
What Easter traditions do yall have?
#asknostr #nostr #doireallyhavetodotags

2026-04-05 14:57:39 UTC

Is #nostr the social media equivalent to shouting into your pillow?

2026-04-05 14:13:50 UTC

Our presidents social media platform and page is…unhinged.
https://blossom.primal.net/d50a15d8d60c2aa9f3f80e526dff6866cd8c51c1b7fedd4b056181a4a7ddbf91.png

2026-04-05 04:56:57 UTC

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Let me work it
I put my thang down, flip it and reverse it

2026-04-05 03:30:08 UTC

All my turtle friends say they’ve never heard of #nostr . :(

2026-04-04 16:27:48 UTC

1992’s A Claymation Easter, by Will Vinton.
https://image.nostr.build/a3be2432df6a7ff489a06e707d9e36a6de657d15f9df372751ab13533c7d0aea.jpg

2026-04-04 16:23:31 UTC

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lol, Jesus, you are funny. In modern America, lots of us have to work on Easter still so we can keep our jobs and pay our bills.

2026-04-04 13:39:48 UTC

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Incredible!
I did something similar in October of last year. 🫠

2026-04-04 13:36:43 UTC

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Entangled Life by Merlin Sheldrake

2026-04-04 13:24:59 UTC

How does one,“escape the grind”?
Asking for a friend.

2026-04-04 13:21:15 UTC

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I love this project so much.

2026-04-04 13:15:27 UTC

@npub1cn4…3vle I’m looking for a change in careers. I have over 20 years in entertainment industry. Can a cute hardworking turtle send you their resume?

2026-04-04 13:07:49 UTC

https://youtu.be/6YiJH3-Nkb0

2026-04-02 22:56:23 UTC

I don’t know what I’m doing here, and I’m not very good at social media. Please bear with me.

2026-04-02 22:52:31 UTC

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Gorgeous.

2026-04-02 22:25:01 UTC

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Oh, sorry and thank you.

2026-04-02 22:20:35 UTC

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Will Vinton’s A Claymation Easter
https://youtu.be/xadOuzFt-0s?si=H7nZjRM3kJAkGeZz

2026-04-02 18:56:43 UTC

Perrier-Jouët, no tap water, this the real face
Fuck the bitch, broke her heart
She think we still a thing
Three choppers sitin' in the car, we playin' it real safe
Fifty millions dollars in cash, that's a cold case
Spent so much cash on Chanel, they wanna see ID
Bust down on her, Oochie Wally, I'm so sincere
Got a 100 shooters sittin' outside
Got a 100 shooters sittin' outside

2026-04-02 16:08:31 UTC

The people in this world with the most power, influence and money, consistently and constantly disappoint and depress me.

2026-04-01 21:23:24 UTC

I miss comic strips and Silly Putty.

2026-04-01 15:31:51 UTC

It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
If the way is hazy
You gotta do the cooking by the book
You know you can't be lazy!
Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy
If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake

2026-04-01 01:59:52 UTC

I’m not sure about all this God stuff.

2026-03-29 18:34:06 UTC

John Water’s gave Ryan Gosling a highly homoerotic inner thigh massage in my dream last night. This after a 30 foot grandfather clock fell on me during an orchestral concert.
What would Freud say about this one?