LukeParker
Luke

https://lukeparker.npub.pro/

Bitcoin class of 2011.
Seasteading advocate. Stop fighting, start floating.
He who dies with the most Bitcoins wins.

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2026-06-06 00:57:54 UTC

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I love my seedsigner, but it's not a hardware wallet.
Wallets have to hold keys. Seedsigner does not hold anything at all.

2026-06-03 21:59:07 UTC

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Sounds like you don't like freedom very much. Are you sure your mom said it's ok to be on here kiddo?

2026-06-03 21:56:30 UTC

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Why would someone with literally Billions invested in Bitcoin do that?

2026-06-03 21:55:04 UTC

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Yup, all the OG kool kitties are over here now.
There's also some more news sources here since the last time you tried... So it's not crowded by any means but there is starting to be something for everyone on here.

2026-06-03 20:04:50 UTC

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It's impossible to be "superstraight" and Gay at the same time.

2026-05-27 17:03:45 UTC

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Got an old laptop?

2026-05-26 16:03:15 UTC

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Not with that attitude, we won't!

2026-05-23 01:03:08 UTC

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Yeah, because a mostly illegal token that no one accepts is going to do just that. Businesses everywhere, despite knowing they'd be majorly fined by their governments if not arrested, must be lining up to accept XMR right now! I mean it's obvious!

2026-05-23 01:00:27 UTC

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Some believe this is great for bitcoin, but that job is a position that prints, protects, and promotes the dollar. This is actually just us losing a maxi, unless he goes nuts and burns his own office to the ground or something.

2026-05-23 00:53:28 UTC

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Yeah, the nocoiner zombie mobs will definitely be something to avoid completely one day... Of course they might all blame AI and Elon for taking their jobs and not notice at all that their fiat has crashed dramatically.
Either way, I've got plans to be far away from nocoiners. El Salvador is my backup plan, and a Seastead of bitcoiner anarchists deep in the south pacific ocean is my main goal.

2026-05-23 00:47:13 UTC

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There's this whole site called twitter for these kinds of political shitposts... Nostr is better than this.

2026-05-23 00:42:54 UTC

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....So far. A properly-constructed seastead will change that.

2026-05-23 00:35:25 UTC

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Bitcoin was designed to be a far superior money to fiat in many different ways. Millions do use it, today, as money. They pay their bills in it, some even get paid by their employer in it. The only thing stopping it from being your money is you.

2026-05-22 21:08:26 UTC

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Yeah, money has no real-world purpose at all... We should all just barter instead, to hell with the coincidence of wants!

2026-05-22 20:10:36 UTC

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Wrong.
Pizza day is about exactly one thing: Being thankful to Lazlo for helping give Bitcoin Value.
It could be worth $0 today.

2026-05-22 20:09:13 UTC

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Those would be the shitheads he is referring to. Society today is nothing like the ideal he is speaking of.

2026-05-22 20:02:31 UTC

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Politicians are enemies of the people. It's actually good that they are scared. They really should be scared of the gallows, if you ask me.
I get your point about the pain it will cause us because our economy will be flooded with USD that isn't used elsewhere. I was aware of and worrying about that point back when Satoshi Nakamoto wasn't anyone's nym yet.
Bitcoin SOLVED that problem, completely, the only way it can be solved, and it works for every last human on earth as long as they choose to opt in.
How long should we have to wait for them to opt in before we don't feel sorry about this kind of thing any longer? It's been since 2011 for me, I really can't care too much for anyone still calling bitcoin a scam in 2026.

2026-04-26 00:01:11 UTC

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Sorry, too horrible.

2026-04-21 16:20:24 UTC

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I'm in that boat too, but I stop myself by asking what value that local bot will bring me. The day I can answer in terms of a useful income stream, I'll pull the trigger.

2026-04-21 16:15:43 UTC

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Awesome. But I can't mention (@)Wisp without Primal turning the name into @nprofile…hl9c for some reason. Hmm.

2026-04-21 15:58:07 UTC

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There really isn't any way that we can know what's in their reserves if they don't want us to... But I take comfort in the fact that the treasury company aggregate figure is something we can use to force transparency on them when the time comes.
The moment all public coins reaches 21m & 1 sat, we can hold that number up to the biggest funds and call them liars to their face, forcing them to prove themselves. Those who don't go transparent, like I expect Conbase won't, will provide us a strong reason to universally shun.

2026-04-16 23:22:33 UTC

How do we find out if the new "Bitcoin: Killing Satoshi" movie portrays Wright in a positive or Negative light? -It may very well be funded by Calvin Arye for all we know.
https://www.avclub.com/doug-liman-killing-satoshi-big-gray-ai-movie-box

2026-03-05 03:17:36 UTC

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True, but Israel owns everyone in DC who makes those decisions.

2026-03-04 02:20:30 UTC

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Lightning or Cashu for you, then.

2026-03-04 02:13:15 UTC

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We all know that the #1 objective was to distract us from the Epstein files.
Don't let them. Always refer to this as the Epstein war.

2026-03-03 20:48:16 UTC

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I dunno, it doesn't work quite like that. If trump has a bad case of holes in his head, then the VP is promoted & everyone you just named stays in place unless Vance promotes one of them to be his own VP. Perhaps in time he could rotate new folks into those appointment slots, but that's just unnecessary work from his perspective. Maybe if they clash with his new agenda, whatever that may be.

2026-03-02 22:07:58 UTC

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But what exactly does this accomplish? He's just Israel's latest in a loooooong line of compromised puppet leaders here. His VP Vance is clearly compromised in the exact same way or that hillbilly with an Indian wife would have no business whatsoever being in photos wailing at the wall in Jerusalem.
Face it, the USA has been occupied territory since at least November 1964 and possibly longer. If you really want to make a difference, the ones to take out are in Tel Aviv, not DC. (Although I wouldn't mind losing both.)
To narrow it down a bit for you, Wexler named a Rothschild. That's likely the family that really pulls the strings, even Israel's.

2026-03-01 23:23:22 UTC

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@GROK is this true??

2026-03-01 23:20:37 UTC

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I guess he can't just end the Epstein war now that all the people in power in Iran are dead, how would he keep distracting us from the Epstein files then?

2026-03-01 23:13:25 UTC

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I'm trying to figure out what people need their agents to do in order for this to be attractive... Are they trying to make their bots into friends? Lovers? Equals?
Sounds like it'll cost some API credits to use, and if all you do is have your agent write artices and update your blog, spending all that coin on API credits so this thing can get a doctorate in medicine seems quite a stretch!

2026-03-01 23:01:12 UTC

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Operation Epic Fury? Do they mean the Epstein war?

2026-03-01 01:03:46 UTC

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It's not fair to call it that in this case. When a whole major govt has to fall first in order to assassinate him, the market has an effective customer base of 1. (The USA) So it's not really a market anymore, not for that bet.

2026-02-22 22:41:43 UTC

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What a perfect plan to pump Android sales.

2026-02-22 22:23:18 UTC

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All using voice?

2026-02-22 21:48:45 UTC

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Time will make it obvious to all that it's you guys who are the attackers. Too bad you can't delete posts here, oopsie.

2026-02-22 10:08:35 UTC

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Have you heard their argument at all? They feel they're on the best couse available.

2026-02-22 10:04:45 UTC

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Great, instead of having 50,000 Linux distros, they're all going to fork again to have a non-kyc version and now we'll have100,000 linux distros! :(

2026-02-20 18:26:50 UTC

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It's easy if you bribe them all with a free Boba tea, apparently.

2026-02-15 12:08:12 UTC

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Why? It's just open source software you can install on an old laptop...

2026-02-14 11:03:22 UTC

I don't know who needs to hear this, (actually yes I do its all Nostr Devs) but every minute we don't have a Nostr integration to OpenClaw we are missing opportunities BIGTIME.
Openclaw is taking AI to places no one dreamed of before. Some version of it will be in every housed by next year, FAR faster than Google ever took off.

2026-02-14 10:54:47 UTC

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It's an AI that runs AIs for you. Much like a butler in your household can direct your maids and chefs around, this AI gets shit done with minimal effort on your part.

2026-02-13 17:31:03 UTC

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Using openclaw yet? There's no reason that by this time next year everyone doesn't have their own very useful ai assistant helping them make money and assist with their daily needs. Creativity will flourish like never before in human history.
Cubicle jobs will be lost, for sure. But it will be easier, not harder, for everyone to make a living.

2026-02-13 17:26:54 UTC

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Bitcoin already solved that problem when it took the moneyprinter out of the hands of the elites.

2026-02-12 16:47:41 UTC

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There have been nearly infinite explanations for many months, if not years. Get your head our of the ground and read about the incentive changes.

2026-02-03 00:37:02 UTC

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This is precisely why I don't respect Harry Potter or his whole universe.
Odd that the Author is one badass, based lady.

2026-02-03 00:31:52 UTC

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Problem is that she may have filled out the forms to give up US citizenship (Which cost quite a lot to file) but the process of the US no longer calling you their property takes over 10 years. So she can tuck her tail between her legs and come back here anytime for a decade and re-establish citizenship here. :p

2026-02-02 02:15:33 UTC

Epstein was the real villain behind the blocksize Wars! We didn't win against Roger, Wu, & Gavin, we saved bitcoin from Epstein and the Mossad!!!
Damn, what a great bunch of releases today. Time to re-write the history books.
https://blossom.primal.net/0795cdce73ed8c5896b13b0899bd8d49941df1e56c934b9b3cf0d214edbe0215.jpg https://blossom.primal.net/112fe1c246d88f527aaa8e4b5544f60ea45044390348920a38caf982305c4ba3.jpg

2026-02-01 21:13:46 UTC

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They do use nostr, for identity & reach. Remember, this is for AI facing AI, so it doesn't look like what we're used to.

2026-02-01 17:20:24 UTC

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Whoa, routstr is fully private & permissionless... The oncoming historical onslaught of AI-facing devs are all going to absolutely love this.
VeryImpressiveMeme.gif

2026-01-31 17:36:56 UTC

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I don't do many burgers anymore (too greasy) but when I do, the burger is ruined the moment any cheese other than pepperjack is added to it.

2026-01-31 17:32:50 UTC

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Imagine thinking efficiency-seeking AIs are sentient enough to make decisions on their own. They do what their (nocoiner) users prompt them to do.

2026-01-31 17:15:22 UTC

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Hey, that might even take off for a minute... But then it would be inferior to Nostr, and as more nocoiners become bitcoiners, very much less attractive to them.
Nostr may be slowed down by bitcoin topics here, but there are two obvious avenues for growth here: 1) Get more than 1% of bitcoiners using nostr, and 2) get more non-bitcoin content on nostr.
I say we do both and stop fuxxing with inferior forks.

2026-01-31 16:59:18 UTC

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I have no doubt that when prompted, an AI agent can and will recognize BTC as the best asset for it to hold and interact with. The problem is that agents work for people. They aren't sentient, no matter how scary Moltbook looks.
So yes, they'll hodl for you. But it's still your sats in the bot's wallet. There is no addition of sats into this system because no nocoiners are ever going to instruct their agents to go find some money and do things with it. So they won't.

2026-01-31 00:56:31 UTC

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If the DOJ really dropped this a serious criminal investigation into Gates would have to be announced.

2026-01-31 00:50:22 UTC

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Nobody ever talks about how it's the people doing the redacting that are our real enemies. Normies think of redactions like a damn weather condition.

2026-01-29 22:39:47 UTC

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As soon as @nprofile…36x9 was available, I haven't touched signal one single time. Telegram too.

2026-01-27 00:32:50 UTC

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I just saw 'Stuck on You' for the first time, OMG I can't believe they went there... What did you think about it?

2026-01-26 21:13:20 UTC

I haven't posted on here in a while because I get all my news over on the ex-bird site. However, now that Elon's being really pushy about monetizing me, making it nearly impossible for anyone to see my free-member tweets, I'm finally at the point where I feel that more people will see them on Nostr than they do over there.
Bullish on Nostr's future once again.

2026-01-26 21:04:40 UTC

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AnarchoCapitalism, Seasteading, and of course Nostr.

2026-01-26 21:01:20 UTC

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Has anyone tackled the problem of how to get bitchat dispersed in places it is most needed, especially around protests in scary regimes? (Iran & Venezuela comes to mind.)
Best I can imagine is a literal leaflet airdrop over protest crowds. Some kind of spoofed Wifi hack might work if done cleverly.

2026-01-19 14:40:38 UTC

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You are the carbon they want to reduce.

2025-12-25 09:26:36 UTC

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I'm legit worried that future generations are going to think it's impossible to make good music without AI...

2025-07-07 15:47:45 UTC

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Clearly some officer who didn't think he's been ruled by a foreign power since 1963. He has since found out that he is wrong.

2025-06-04 02:37:41 UTC

This is Remy's 3rd song about crypto, but I think he's actually inferring Bitcoin this time, showing he's actually a moron on the subject. How sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5DncosnP3Y

2025-05-30 22:56:13 UTC

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A big difference is that retail fools always popped their bubbles with leverage. They'd lever themselves up so far that they couldn't afford a 10% draw-down without losing everything. Bitcoin treasuries are not that. They just are now getting their boardrooms to all start to vote in favor of holding BTC instead of bonds and I don't see at what point they're going to start adding leverage to that.

2025-05-30 21:24:03 UTC

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APK culture is about to make a big comeback. Will F_Droid be able to resist this?

2025-05-30 20:43:02 UTC

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And how are we supposed to know if this is the real you or the scramblebot? Maybe you could have posted that you are NOT infected?

2025-05-26 01:42:14 UTC

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TOO SOON.

2025-05-22 02:59:09 UTC

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I love the idea and goal but it must be warned that you could have people posting really unscrupulous bounties on here. (i.e. hitmen, CP, kidnapping, etc) Is there a decentralized way to pre-kill those contracts from even showing up, such as an arbitor's democratic vote or something?)

2025-05-22 00:13:32 UTC

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Classic... I think Remy peaked during Covid.

2025-05-19 01:28:33 UTC

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Cloud: Fuck this particular patch of ocean, right here.

2025-04-29 21:35:43 UTC

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Perhaps you're not aware what zooming is? It's done in fractions, not miles.

2025-04-26 03:18:30 UTC

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It's not unclear, it's just suppressed. The pedos have all the power in this world. They can hold parades nake screwing your children on the floats in front of you and you'll simply be shot for trying to stop them.
But Trump knew that, and knew his powerful bosses in Isreal wouldn't want the Epstein files uncovered from his first term in office. He was unbelievably reckless for making those promises during this last campaign season, & I hold him personally responsible for Virginia killing herself once she realized his new administration isn't keeping their promises.

2025-04-26 03:09:43 UTC

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Just stop. Go out and get yourself a huge telescope, even if you just rent it.
I've owned a few telescopes, including the classic 15" dobson. On it there were two kinds of filters you could attach, one that made the sun look like a big yellow ball with just a few black spots, and the H-Alpha filter, which made it darker and look like that conglomerate image you showed. It was filtering out different light wavelengths but let you see more detail.
You can do this yourself. And something else you can do yourself is watch a venus or mercury transit and calculate the distances involved between all parties. It isn't even rocket science, it's just science.

2025-04-26 01:45:43 UTC

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Great to hear! I also saw Bitcoin Archive's tweet about how you said Strike will "launch Bitcoin-backed lending "within days."" Can you confirm this offering?
If true, the timing of this screams that it is the income from Strike's lending program that will grow XXI's BPS. Is that indeed the main source of income for growing XXI shares?
If not, what is the business model that makes XXI's BPS grow?

2025-04-26 01:33:31 UTC

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Wasn't soon enough for her though.
But honestly, WTF was Trump thinking when he made the promise to release all epstein files and make arrests??? Did he really think his boss in Isreal was going to allow that? It's not like he wasn't president before or anything and learned already how the system works...

2025-04-26 01:23:39 UTC

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So sad. I don't know which is worse though; that some pedo like Gates epsteined her to keep even more secrets or testimony from surfacing, or she just lost hope for justice now because Trump made so many promises that aren't coming true and she really did kill herself.
The timing would suggest it's the 2nd scenario. 😢

2025-04-08 02:01:01 UTC

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She's obviously a brunette too.
But feel free to post pics so we can compare! ;)

2025-04-08 01:54:30 UTC

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Hi Michael, I didn't mean to accuse of theft or anything... It's just been a long time since I had to go inside ably and set it up. But now that I do, I don't see the balance anywhere. Oddly I can still send & receive without seeing that balance. Hmm.

2025-04-07 19:30:16 UTC

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File a tax extension and blow it all on the corn at these prices!
Note: Somehow this isn't financial advice.

2025-04-07 19:24:07 UTC

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Just great... Apparently alby stopped working & now requires some kind of KYC. I had that alby address for years & years... Probably have 400k sats on it but can't see the balance anymore.
Thanks for tipping me off. (No pun intended)

2025-04-07 15:30:36 UTC

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Wow, thought I was caught in an alternate 1984 there for a moment... Excellent work.

2025-04-05 23:02:20 UTC

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Ferengi rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.

2025-04-05 21:23:43 UTC

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Sure, just after they jailed everyone on the Epstein list.

2025-04-05 16:49:33 UTC

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Thankfully Elon sells things directly to consumers and skipped the MLM sales pyramid model. ;)

2025-04-05 16:45:51 UTC

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Will do, sounds fun.

2025-04-05 16:37:15 UTC

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I don't mean to make this 'art form' any less enjoyable for you, but lots of software out there can take the vocals out of music tracks and change their speed or key.
The only other thing needed to make this is noting that the chord structure for these two songs is the same. And lots of songs have similar chord structures. There are thousands of songs based off the same chord structure as Canon in D, for instance, like all of these: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOlDewpCfZQ

2025-04-05 16:29:21 UTC

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Scammers don't put real products in the hands of millions.

2025-04-05 16:26:14 UTC

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What would be the mechanism where govt starts to control development? As long as the developers are free & decentralized, and downloading the source code for a node is free & decentralized, I can't see any way for them to harme bitcoin's censorship resistance.

2025-03-11 16:38:20 UTC

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It's been well proven that when you privatize a lake, river, or forest, it flourishes. Keeping it healthy keeps it profitable. Letting it die from misuse or overuse ruins all profits and the state has absolutely no incentive to stop people from harming it.

2025-02-08 15:30:40 UTC

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Thanks for posting this! I couldn't remember the name of it but have been soft-quoting it for years. ;)

2025-01-31 21:52:53 UTC

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You're arguing my point! Squirrel mating habits aren't important and never change morally. All that crazy shit that went down the in bible is much more morally ambiguous and impossible to test.

2025-01-31 20:44:49 UTC

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Books about totally benign subjects like squirrel mating habits are updated every decade or so to include new findings.
Yet somehow we're really supposed to believe that there have been no new findings in 2000 years because the bible is just too true to ever become flawed?

2025-01-31 00:45:55 UTC

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I'm not discouraged at all, mainly because I see the dollar not existing in a decade or two from now.
No USD, no USDT.

2025-01-31 00:31:03 UTC

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Damn, sorry about the spam, my client is buggy today.

2025-01-31 00:29:04 UTC

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The thing with tether is that half of the global south has already adopted it way ahead of bitcoin, but since it's dollar-linked, it's grows less useful the less useful dollars are.
We'd be smart to have them all using bitcoin underneath their tether so when they no longer want currency linked to the dollar, they've already got access to sats without changing wallets.

2025-01-28 18:10:11 UTC

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I've been on Strike (formerly CashApp) with Credit cards for over 4 years now and highly recommend it. Jack Mallers is doing this too.

2025-01-28 15:50:38 UTC

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Now if only we could get this vid and the files into every British father's hands...

2025-01-28 01:27:40 UTC

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Any coincidence here that you asked this on the very day they launched their Shitcoin?
I knew Erik was a shitcoin casino runner, but I always thought he just fleeced the other shitcoiners and converted it all to bitcoin. Now he's actually launching a real shitcoin himself and I feel like crying.

2025-01-27 16:12:47 UTC

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Nostr is just a protocol for moving notes around. Nothing in it limits the ability of making it smoother or attaching other items of news to your notes.
The one thing bitcoin has taught me very well after all these years is to never give up hope... The devs will eventually deliver all your wish list items as long as the protocol allows them to exist.