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2026-05-02 16:02:26 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw are you secretly european?

2026-05-02 12:03:16 UTC

Does this mean that POTUS is persona non grata too?
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2026-04-27 18:23:58 UTC

Maga voters experiencing what they were told would happen are not laughing anymore
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2026-04-20 17:21:58 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw and the feeble dirtlings that just don’t eat the enemy

2026-04-18 17:51:47 UTC

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@nprofile…v8fv and a graphical desktop environment

2026-04-12 14:19:33 UTC

On a podcast, Mark Zuckerberg said he sometimes drinks coffee recreationally on vacation

2026-04-08 23:12:40 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw the regular sized meal was just over $15. That’s kind of affordable by us fast food standards today?

2026-04-08 22:48:48 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw also, we don’t really have extravagant menus here. Food is too expensive to splurge like over there

2026-04-08 22:40:36 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw i’d have to be ravenous because i couldn’t finish this one

2026-04-08 22:36:25 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw the buns are really nice, and the parties are not dry at all. The special sauce is balanced and the cheese is distinct rather than just anonymous in the background. But after a few bites it disintegrates

2026-04-08 22:30:08 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw people perceived burger sandwiches as larger in the past, i’m sure. This one is HUGE

2026-04-08 22:02:09 UTC

The big arch special is actually quite nice even if it slowly kills you and disintegrates in your hands

2026-04-07 22:05:59 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw it’s the pilgrim way. I bet john wayne never got garlic bread when out looking for the girl in the searchers

2026-04-07 20:52:20 UTC

Imagine garlic bread

2026-04-03 18:16:18 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw most were lost to accidents

2026-04-03 18:14:43 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw is that the first f15 lost in its half century service?

2026-03-30 19:00:59 UTC

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@nprofile…qhqr @nprofile…fspv när de har alp-tema

2026-03-30 18:39:09 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv vad tycker du om lidls almdudler?

2026-03-29 17:17:42 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw honestly, i much prefer strippers over nazis personality-wise

2026-03-27 11:12:18 UTC

#pitch A sitcom, Everybody loves Garak
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2026-03-26 18:16:56 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw she should tell people she broke her arm as a marine storming kuwait or something

2026-03-25 22:16:04 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw -there are too many muslims in the realm of death

2026-03-25 19:52:31 UTC

Do funerals have guests of honor?

2026-03-25 15:12:02 UTC

The J in DJT is for Joffrey

2026-03-25 11:04:47 UTC

Mitochondria is the kraftwerk of the cell

2026-03-24 18:27:56 UTC

Dictator,
a penis shaped like a tuber

2026-03-24 17:24:07 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw now playing: porno for pyros - pets

2026-03-24 14:51:00 UTC

Post a max 500 character toot to first contact an alien technological civilization 4 lightyears away

2026-03-23 18:24:32 UTC

Arthur Miller wasn’t just mr Marilyn Monroe, but also did his best to educate us on the lethal dangers of biased preferential law. It was anticommunist fervor in his time that regularly resurfaces in new costumes. The #crucible is an unmissable work. They even did a Star Trek TNG episode based on it.
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2026-03-23 18:10:10 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw churches get the education they are taxed for

2026-03-22 23:01:32 UTC

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@nprofile…m7l3 i dunno. My cat had a lot of nightmares and sometimes even woke up with a cry, and he would eagerly be hugged and comforted

2026-03-22 22:23:30 UTC

I can believe it’s margarine. Do you have any butter?

2026-03-22 15:31:43 UTC

It wasn’t difficult to get an ai to admit that literally nobody wants agentic ai to make autonomous decisions for someone, except those who will sell the tech and service to the organizations who will abuse peoples with them without accountability

2026-03-22 01:01:54 UTC

In the agitprop machine tonight, an almost helpless Israeli f35 shot down a mighty Iranian yak-130 school plane in a great victory strike for god and country
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2026-03-21 21:15:42 UTC

This thing where Ted Lasso keeps spitting out carbonated water. Is that a quirk of his, or a joke that you don’t have carbonated water in the US?

2026-03-21 19:37:43 UTC

Oligarchs, uhm, find a way

2026-03-21 15:59:51 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw it’s the kind of book that makes you realize you might be adhd and slightly dyslexic

2026-03-21 15:39:09 UTC

Do you know who I am?!
-Random tourist

2026-03-21 15:32:29 UTC

The only books I ever wanted to ban was Der Zauberberg and a textbook on aging telecom systems from Ericsson

2026-03-21 14:55:39 UTC

What are they really praying for?
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2026-03-21 13:20:15 UTC

Genocide is more cost efficient without hospitals
#israel

2026-03-20 17:58:17 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw nature gets blacklisted by the hoa

2026-03-20 17:38:27 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw or: we told you so

2026-03-20 17:38:07 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw voice-over: they were in fact not eating the dogs

2026-03-20 17:37:07 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw sticker for the pumps: but her emails

2026-03-20 00:18:53 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw funny… if there’s someone who inherits me they’ll get my discontinued phones and chargers anyway, and if there aren’t anyone to inherit me, why should I care

2026-03-19 23:55:56 UTC

My what for my what?
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2026-03-19 17:02:45 UTC

Turns out Iran is not an unarmed suburban mom in a SUV

2026-03-19 16:12:47 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw oh yes, rent-a-cycle is growing hard

2026-03-19 16:11:52 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw spicy

2026-03-19 16:01:35 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw so there is something to my conspiracy theory that they are trying to indirectly sell their ai datacenter products to gamers while dismantling the complexity of gamer product lines?

2026-03-19 02:47:07 UTC

DLSS5 off / DLSS5 on
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2026-03-10 16:15:09 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw until larry ellison’s caretaker buys your care service

2026-03-09 18:24:00 UTC

-My boss is very open minded to gender and never questioned that I wanted to identify as a woman. He just started paying me 70% of my previous salary.

2026-03-09 18:07:55 UTC

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@nprofile…0gk3 nice. Are you on your pilgrimage from the flotilla?

2026-03-08 00:16:00 UTC

Corrupt politicians want total surveillance analyzed by Palantir or a subsidiary.
I want to bury everyone at Palantir alive in a fiery pit, along with the politicians they corrupted, and make it a yearly public holiday.
We are not the same

2026-03-07 18:18:27 UTC

Speaking only for my own country, I strongly believe we need a new generation of political leaders that understand what has happened structurally to the world after the millennium. For instance, people who understand what ai actually is and how corrosive resource disparity and social immobility is to the social body. And they need support from people who understood the world back in the cold war. People who remember how Stasi and Securitate and J Edgar Hoover targeted individuals. People who could have predicted the need for domestic vaccine production, and the need for readily handing out support to farmers when economic structures collapse, and the dangers of fascists.

2026-03-05 16:27:39 UTC

@nprofile…zvpa as a furry
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2026-03-04 21:34:43 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv känner vi smaker som inte kunde mätas??

2026-03-04 21:24:22 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv hur litet är för litet för att märkas?

2026-03-04 00:16:55 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw hag and hack is awfully close

2026-03-03 22:23:49 UTC

It has come to Mastodon Verification Server’s knowledge that you are not logged in to your Microsoft OneDrive Account.
J K Rowlings has been notified.

2026-03-03 20:32:41 UTC

@nprofile…8t3t this reminds you of a world leader?
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2026-03-03 12:34:36 UTC

Israel hacked surveillance cameras to track Khamenei everywhere for two years before they killed him instead of waiting for a few more months
Enjoy your Amazon Ring camera

2026-03-02 16:26:01 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw it’s like a country song. We elected Hitler twice. He knew from history and they shared their vision and we elected hitler twice

2026-03-02 12:47:36 UTC

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@nprofile…la7y so, you guys don’t have conscription, right?

2026-03-02 09:28:59 UTC

Did you see the guy who said dead soldiers were losers ”mourn” losses in his war, and telling us to expect more of the same?

2026-03-02 09:05:11 UTC

The gnu-linux projects should revoke the license for use in California to throw populist legislators in the face of the datacenter and ai industry

2026-03-01 23:26:09 UTC

The butterfly effect for everything awful this year
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2026-03-01 00:05:00 UTC

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@nprofile…galm but you have a sense of being able to affect it?

2026-02-28 23:51:22 UTC

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Back when the islamic revolution overthrew the US supported Shah of Iran I came to believe that the Shiah faction that Khomeiny represented was like 90% of Iran
Years ago, around the time of the song Happy becoming a meme there, I have a distinct memory, of someone lecturing me that Iran is a Sunni majority country that’s oppressed by a brutal Shiah minority… and that it checked out
Looking it up now, it seems Iran is over 90% Shiah 🤦‍♂️

2026-02-28 23:51:22 UTC

Do you ever get a feeling you are moving between universes?

2026-02-28 16:15:18 UTC

The worst thing about being kidnapped by space aliens is that the microchip i got on their home planet is itching

2026-02-28 16:14:12 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw i was bored

2026-02-28 12:30:49 UTC

The other day I asked chatgpt what was likely to happen with my investments when chonky attacked Iran any day now. It started arguing that there was nothing to say that this was inevitable except conspiratorial thinking bla bla bla. And you can’t even say told you so to a stochastic parrot.

2026-02-27 21:36:57 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv on a related note
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2026-02-27 14:53:47 UTC

In retrospect, knowing what i know now, I think I should have done drugs when I was young. Drunk like a Russian too.
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2026-02-26 17:14:03 UTC

Atrocities we support may not be criticized, nor recognised

2026-02-26 16:43:56 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw as in send out your spawn with a lot of cash

2026-02-26 16:38:45 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw to be clear, the truck would be the target

2026-02-26 16:34:10 UTC

The siren of our ice cream truck in February makes me wonder if I could have become a sniper in the army

2026-02-26 16:33:12 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw i seriously didn’t understand what he wanted to say in that … voice … he used there

2026-02-26 16:25:13 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw i tried reading the sound and the fury once and i don’t think faulkner was serious about writing

2026-02-26 11:39:02 UTC

I almost fell asleep standing up today. I started reading the opening line of Der Zauberberg / The magic mountain at the book sale, and it just goes on and on and on, like a brian eno tune

2026-02-25 22:23:10 UTC

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@nprofile…r00h aaaaaaaaaahhh

2026-02-25 21:21:54 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw huh what? I didn’t hear because of the crying

2026-02-25 21:02:18 UTC

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@nprofile…kahw sort of like ballad of big nothing by elliott smith?

2026-02-25 21:01:04 UTC

I saw a book on sale about eating a Mediterranean diet. I suppose that the first step is to move to Greece

2026-02-25 20:38:32 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv typiskt nog är jag en supertaster, så bismaken av stevia smakar lite bättre än att slicka på prednisolon :/

2026-02-25 20:27:54 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv med adhd har jag ett ”problemstiskt” förhållande till socker, men reagerar dåligt på artificiella sötningsmedel. Om man kunde bara halvera mängden socker i volymen jag dricker skulle det inte gå hela vägen, men räcka långt

2026-02-25 20:23:23 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv utan att ta livet av bukspottskörteln?

2026-02-25 20:19:27 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv efter lite googling inser jag att maltos inte är en god ersättare för strösocker i läsk. Mindre söt och mer komplex smak men lika många kalorier och högre GI!
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2026-02-25 20:09:45 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv om det var gott. Jag brukar pressa citrus i cola. Det är gott, men skulle inte haft något emot en betydligt lägre sockerhalt

2026-02-25 20:02:33 UTC

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@nprofile…fspv tror du man kan göra en smakessens som man kan blanda med cola för att få en mer vuxen smakprofil och mindre socker per portion?

2026-02-25 18:52:11 UTC

#request Spaceballs 2
Since John Candy is dead, I want Michael Dorn to be cast as Son of MOG
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2026-02-25 03:16:02 UTC

God supposedly razed Sodom and Gomorra in fire for their vice and sin and turned Lot into a pillar of salt for looking back at it, but Trump can just wallow in his own vice and sin on live air for several demented hours

2026-02-24 14:42:10 UTC

In the past, physicians would try to cauterize necrotic tissue with burning hot metal to try to stop it from spreading.
Oh sorry, I was just thinking about oligarchs

2026-02-24 14:16:22 UTC

Are there hetero male settings on bidets?

2026-02-24 12:30:50 UTC

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@nprofile…8kn5 @nprofile…zs9u får man räkning för polistaxin?

2026-02-22 21:01:44 UTC

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@nprofile…2cza fast kanske som en distraherande detour från virginia till persiska viken?