Vulcanic Lover

Each morning, I flip a coin to determine my reason for getting out of bed: either God's unending love or my own unending spite.

My substack: https://lamedivine.substack.com

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2026-05-06 01:14:01 UTC

I'm listening to a 24-minute Nightwish metal opera about the beauty of creation and it ends with quotes from Richard fucking Dawkins?
Why are the Finns like this? I take back everything nice I ever said about you fucking mongoloids.
https://stereophonic.space/media/3826dbcf3616d888c1772143e9d9c9eaddd9f6d03b487bb6151060e11ac75ba3.webp

2026-03-28 01:01:08 UTC

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@nprofile…0xs5 @nprofile…fcss @nprofile…mfuj
>But if you had say a place for NSFW artists to post it'd attract the same types.
Why do you think Itaku hasn't taken off? I've been trying to shill it to artists who are fed up with censorship but very few of them have bothered crossing over. The site did have some growing pains but now it's fairly stable and robust.

2026-03-28 00:46:40 UTC

Is it just me or is Dark Passion Play still a monster album 19 years later? Having explored more of Nightwish's discography I understand why it was so divisive and why some people still don't like it - it's a breakup album with some extraordinarily mean-spirited songs and lyrics - but after the bitterness has faded I still find almost every track to be fucking rad.
https://stereophonic.space/media/a9fb0bfe3ce87d25bc8454e22b6786bc576f6e1fb7daa6524a8009b4c7d18bed.webp
https://stereophonic.space/media/5c962d18aebb30f336c00b1cf56371d4993dbee90d4d27a4dd8cb549f8cc7e45.webp

2025-09-08 14:06:08 UTC

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@nprofile…uhvz
Interesting. I'll download it and then never touch it. Thanks for sharing.

2025-08-14 21:16:53 UTC

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@nprofile…8lcl @nprofile…nvyk
I have a few sprays.
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https://stereophonic.space/media/b03a2ec7c889229164739a9e4722e61bc53af1b0baec1cdfc582ea481d0a60a4.jpg
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2025-08-14 20:04:26 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk
I am forever glad I can play L4D2 with my group of internet racist friends until the end of time.
https://stereophonic.space/media/9b90869097d696ed8078ee5537a5d19753deddb58e854f3287055dae24d45c48.mp4

2025-08-14 19:58:06 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk
>playing modern multiplayer games
What a horrible thought.

2025-08-14 18:42:32 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk
Makes sense. Those are the only people who buy consoles.

2025-08-10 19:37:13 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk
All of these stories came to a nadir for me when I watched this video about a zoomer kid who'd been fucked up by having a smartphone since he was like 11. While watching the video, the only thing I could think about was how many groomer fags out there would be sharing it around.
https://stereophonic.space/media/6a47af465bcdec05d6c61896a4fc5d0cfa3ba507983533f63db40ca4e68f7200.png

2025-08-04 15:12:28 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk
>win every election since 2004, often with 3:1 margins
>"controversial"
B-but my democracy!

2025-07-30 03:56:34 UTC

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@nprofile…4jyj
I don't really care about Toby Fox's writing beyond him being a huge faggot who obviously has some kind of seething hatred towards straight people.

2025-07-02 16:27:26 UTC

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@nprofile…q0de
What were you too much of a pussy to include here?
https://stereophonic.space/media/323f1115649a91bcd16339008287efa471b26eceb873e4fd80b15cbff52bfd5a.png

2025-06-20 03:58:57 UTC

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@nprofile…88ve
Don't make me look at AI slop.

2025-05-28 18:00:41 UTC

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@nprofile…uhvz
Would fit right in. Take me back.
https://stereophonic.space/media/2462dd963cae994e8a522657093da9ca81590aef399aa4b18d6b5cd86e608f7a.PNG

2025-05-24 16:06:45 UTC

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@nprofile…88ve @nprofile…r70d
>forays into video games journalism 10-13 years ago being total failures
Gather Your Party?

2025-05-24 16:05:32 UTC

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@nprofile…4jyj
Substack is a known focal point for people who want to say something in the standard online political method. It was a great place during the pandemic when only nazis and antivaxxers were using it, but now women have discovered it and it's become Tumblr mixed with AI slop.
It's a decent platform, but not one I'm in love with. The owners are retards because they tried to make the Notes™ feature into a new Twitter, but the algorithm is so stupid and so unfathomably obtuse that it frequently shows you things that were liked™ by people you don't follow. I once made three or four replies to woman blogs calling them dumb bitches and that was apparently enough to turn my recommended timeline from genAI slop dads into bipolar women writing micropoetry.

2025-05-20 16:04:00 UTC

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@nprofile…88ve
FUCK skub.

2025-05-13 03:50:11 UTC

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@nprofile…uhvz
Don't you love it when shitty FOSS UIs know they're shitty and just let you configure everything?

2025-05-09 15:41:22 UTC

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@nprofile…hmru
My version of this is just:
>racism
>racism
>furry art
>racism
>furry porn (consensual sex in the missionary position for the purporses of procreation)
>historical figures mixed with furry art
Occasionally I get racist furry art. It's nice.

2025-04-29 04:35:46 UTC

Linux users will see a handsome, well-adjusted guy with a family having fun ricing on his old as shit laptop to LARP as a nuclear control technician and not understand how to get people to use Linux.
https://stereophonic.space/media/65536edb5b6e6fecc529c7e763e78efa06775cfe0efb41ae208ae9ea94cf7ba8.png

2025-04-28 05:39:02 UTC

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@nprofile…uhvz
I appreciate it, and you should keep doing it.
Also, I am ecstatic that I found you on the fediverse because I loved your comics and art o Twitter. Did you get banned or something?

2025-04-28 02:06:55 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk @nprofile…88ve
I'm gonna kill your dog, skin it, wear its skin, and you're gonna refer to me as your dog.

2025-04-28 02:05:13 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk @nprofile…88ve
>8chan has never recovered
I am once again reminding you that 8moe is NOT 8chan and will never be 8chan, and that 8chan died in 2020.

2025-04-10 16:35:14 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…3j8n @nprofile…ddlv @nprofile…8v9a @nprofile…6g30
>futafaggotry
https://stereophonic.space/media/d701ff9bd8a5fb07f6b5b157383af04dbcaf2851d2c6310e34f930a31cb9a0e3.webm

2025-04-10 15:50:38 UTC

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@nprofile…r70d @nprofile…3j8n @nprofile…ddlv @nprofile…8v9a @nprofile…6g30
>bruh is good at art and he draws [good thing] instead of [bad gay thing]
What's your point?

2025-04-08 17:21:52 UTC

@nprofile…4pjf
Imagine actually believing this.
#nevent1q…m3wv
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2025-04-06 22:43:56 UTC

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@nprofile…fzv8 @nprofile…3j8n @nprofile…7ytg
>have functional machinery for obsolete storage media
>have 150+ backup machines for spare parts and redundancy
>throw it all out
>"we're saving money back we use less power"
Your reasoning here is very misguided. Power costs are nothing compared to the price of repairing and maintaining physical hardware that isn't manufactured anymore.

2025-04-04 01:17:12 UTC

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@nprofile…uhvz
She looks and sounds like a woman version of Marc Alaimo.
https://stereophonic.space/media/2b2304bf5edca4397100464c620eb39f6c1e7cea48ecb20e6b45d6140330dced.JPG

2025-04-02 18:55:26 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30
A couple weeks ago I was referred to an apprenticeship for a company that builds food processing machinery (very clean, very high degree of precision, very good pay). The guy in charge of apprentice intake managed to call me three or four times while I was working in the middle of the day with tools and heavy equipment, so I never heard him.
Then we played text message tag and I told him I'd be available at lunch or after 4:30. He asked "is 12 okay?" and then never called me.

2025-04-01 19:29:09 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk
>something that wasn't actually happening
Right, the money was just being sent to "people" with NULL birth dates, which means it was provably, literally being stolen.

2025-03-25 15:56:57 UTC

>"Twitter, I would like to customize my interface."
>sure thing! choose your accent color from our selection!
The accent color:
https://stereophonic.space/media/96af54e2ae4ada14bfa45109159c252b53d3999863924c512dce6c4bc793f39d.png

2025-03-22 00:16:42 UTC

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@nprofile…cqyt @nprofile…rugn @nprofile…nvyk
>musk has been a right-wing internet troll
Elon Musk is a deadbeat dad who used to be able to fool people into thinking he was hip, and he wants nothing more than to LARP as Tony Stark consequence-free and morality-free. Thinking he is anything more or less than that is a sign that your brain has been replaced with a mainstream news radio antenna.

2025-03-16 03:13:29 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30 @nprofile…z95f
The wise sages of the net know 8chan ran things from at least 2014-2018, probably up until the THQ AMA fiasco.
I don't think Reddit has ever been more than a front for other content, as vokainen said, but I'm curious to know what you mean by "reddit youtube content" - is that like video essays about the N64 controller, or what?

2025-03-13 22:36:41 UTC

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@nprofile…4jyj
Gaben is definitely one of the better CEOs by simple virtue of locking himself in his office and playing DotA2 all day as opposed to actively making things worse like so many C-suite executives are driven to do. Though we cannot forget nor forgive Valve as a whole for normalizing loot boxes through Team Fortress 2 and Counter Strike: Global Offensive.
Steam does also have a semi-obvious censorship bias due to how they've handled controversial games like Hatred, or unevenly enforced rules for anime/hentai games.

2025-03-13 21:47:38 UTC

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@nprofile…4jyj
You'd need to establish a generation of CEOs who actually give a fuck about their companies first, but perhaps it could be done.

2025-03-02 05:59:44 UTC

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@nprofile…6ak9
You mean
DEDICATED SERVER
DEDICATED SERVER
DEDICATED SERVER
DEDICATED SERVER
DEDICATED SERVER
as opposed to
MATCHMAKING?
You know, the text and scribble-heavy layout actually caused me to parse this as two columns and it made the whole thing weirder.

2025-03-02 05:48:56 UTC

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@nprofile…6ak9
Kind of bizarre to see the original image remade into something with more artistic value but which worsens the point.
https://stereophonic.space/media/39f7b9c83898d2987c5ae63ebefca74fbb0a83522783af095bb4ca806d86acf8.jpeg

2025-02-16 04:58:27 UTC

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@nprofile…gxtz @nprofile…6rur @nprofile…kp24
Loona is probably the worst thing to happen to the furry fandom in at least a decade. Viviziepop's work is just that bad.

2025-02-13 23:49:09 UTC

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@nprofile…nvyk @nprofile…0vm0 @nprofile…l66w
I don't play cozy wholesome chungus games so I don't have any at my fingertips, but I think Stardew Valley is the prime example from recent years. It's meant to be relaxing, but because it doesn't want players to feel uncomfortable (or UNREPRESENTED!) there's no basis for the setting and it doesn't have much weight. If SV doesn't satisfy this requirement, then the literal scores of indie farming sims ripping off Animal Crossing/Harvest Moon that have released over the last four years will have plenty of meaningless stories and characters that don't dare to ask the player anything.
I played some of the original Harvest Moon games as a kid, and while they had simple stories about pastoral country life, they weren't mind-numbing.