Max Leibman (Taylor's Version)

Recently migrated from mastodon.social. Still figuring out who I'm going to be on Beige.

Pronouns: He/him
Language: English
Party: Beige

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maxleibman_at_beige.party@momostr.pink

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2024-09-22 04:33:48

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They would compile rotten fruit from source.

2024-09-22 04:29:56

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This is only comedy to the Linux guys who are going to eat me alive for even bringing it up. 🤣

2024-09-22 04:25:40

Realized it had been over a year since I played around with Windows Subsystem for Linux (and I hadn't even bothered with it on my Surface Go since I last reset it early this year), so I took it for a spin today.
Linux GUI apps in WSL2 have come a long way. I remember it being a pain in the ass the last time I tried it (18 months ago?), but I installed Firefox, Nautilus, and System Monitor via apt, and VS Code from a downloaded .deb, and all worked right out of the box.
#WSL2 #Linux

2024-09-22 03:51:01

Never been a big fan of Cards Against Humanity, as a game or a company, but this is good stuff. The enemy of my enemy, and all that.
https://www.cahsuesmusk.com/

2024-09-21 03:09:12

Roses? Nails?!
Didn’t anybody tell Jon Bon Jovi about memory foam?

2024-09-20 16:36:35

It's amazing how much further you can get in life by adopting a few simple social niceties, like learning to say, "Please," "Thank you," "Excuse me," or "It will increase shareholder value."

2024-09-18 12:00:31

Maybe the real shareholder value is the friends we lost along the way due to layoffs.

2024-09-17 11:49:27

Sturm UND Drang? In THIS economy?!

2024-09-15 18:17:15

John Mastodon stopped by earlier and said to tell you he’s glad you’re here.

2024-09-14 23:04:15

I'm taking College Algebra this semester (working my way back up to Statistics), which requires a graphing calculator. I have to say, this TI-84 Plus CE has come a long way since the TI-84s we used in high school in the 1990s—it has a multicolor LCD screen and support for Python.
Maybe the next model will even add a feature that explains WHY THE FUCK ANYONE IS STILL USING A DISCRETE GRAPHING CALCULATOR IN 2024.

2024-09-14 21:37:26

Hey, shout out to everyone who called out Apple’s iPhone launch event as a “two-hour commercial.”
Cutting. Edge. Media. Commentary. You guys really saw through the Matrix, didn’t you?
You correctly clocked Apple’s highly-polished presentation of new products—including their virtues, availability, and price—as a commercial. This insight sets you apart from all the Sheeple who were fooled into thinking it was a documentary film or something.
Slow clap for you, my friends. Slow clap. #Apple

2024-09-11 21:39:42

No, masking skeptic, I didn’t mask in the store today because I’m afraid. I masked in the store today because if you think irrational fear is why I’m masking, then you’re so stupid it’s not worth the risk of breathing the same air as you. 😷

2024-09-11 21:39:42

2024-09-11 02:45:43

Young people: We’d like to buy a house.
Capital: Pfft. Are you rich?
Young people: Uh, no? Ok. We’ll rent an apartment!
Capital: Great! Rent has increased 300%.
Young people: We can’t afford that! Sigh. Where’s the public housing?
Capital: According to the new zoning laws, public housing is illegal. Luxury condos are all that can be built.
Young people: Fuck. I guess we’re homeless, then.
Capital: Sorry, homelessness is also illegal.
#Capitalism #housing #HousingCrisis

2024-09-11 02:39:20

Your health outcomes have a lot more to do with you choices and habits than anything else. For example, your decision not to be born rich and your habit of having the wrong genes.

2024-09-10 04:26:16

I've heard that using GitHub Copilot and ChatGPT isn't a good way to learn to code, but every time I use these tools, they show me some novel library or function that I've never heard of before.
Occasionally, these are even real!
#LLM #AmCoding #ChatGPT #GitHubCopilot

2024-09-09 21:27:42

They say laughter is the best medicine, which is why I laugh twice daily, with food.

2024-09-08 18:56:09

On Linux-based systems, you can view the manual page for the command to view manual pages itself with the command "man man"—in other words, you can call man on man.
Linux is gayer than you think.

2024-09-08 14:43:25

🎶
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
Well, you just might find
That you also can't get what you need
Because the wealthy have taken everything…

2024-09-07 03:15:27

Hackers: We got Doom to run on a continuous glucose monitor.
We got Doom to run on this Bluetooth-enabled toothbrush.
We got Doom to run on this tattoo of a QR code.
We got Doom to run on the concept of restorative justice.
We got Doom to run on a broken Juicero.
We got Doom to run for city council.
We got Doom to run on an old Buick.
We got Doom to run on Doom.
https://www.404media.co/this-is-doom-running-on-a-diffusion-model/

2024-09-06 22:23:01

Do not touch or approach the glass. You pass him nothing but soft paper. No pencils or pens. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier. If he attempts to pass you anything, do. not. accept. it. Do you understand me?
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/113/092/944/048/848/335/original/70ab8b5a5efe5600.jpeg

2024-09-06 00:54:09

Most of what passes for thought among American conservatives can be summed up as “I don’t really have it if THEY have it, too!”

2024-09-05 15:26:08

Be the victim of the Black Mirror–style dystopia you wish to see in the world.

2024-09-04 22:40:17

Did you know that setting a complex password that is at least 15 characters long can add THOUSANDS of years to the time it takes a hacker to crack it?
Everyone on the dark web will be very impressed with your password prowess when they see it in the plaintext file of passwords that circulates after the company is breached!
Follow me for more #infosec tips!

2024-09-01 14:47:16

“SILENT SUNDAY!” shouted Mastodon, as one.
#SilentSunday

2024-08-31 13:32:45

In the Elon Musk era, there are X-Twitter users and ex-Twitter users.
I’m proud to be in the latter group.

2024-08-29 13:15:02

The redundancy of “attorney at law” always grates on me. Is there actually anything else you can be an attorney at? “Max Leibman, Attorney at Pizza.”

2024-08-28 23:37:00

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I SWEAR I will stop posting about being on Beige soon. But it took a lot to get me to do this, so let me bask for a moment.

2024-08-28 23:30:50

I’m strange.
I’m beige.
Get boost to it.