All-bones Jones :verified:

That funger guy
https://www.twitch.tv/all_bonesjones
https://www.youtube.com/@all-bonesjones

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2026-05-21 03:58:35 UTC

how did game freak fuck up a CALCULATOR
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2026-05-06 23:49:42 UTC

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@nprofile…lg9k PIGMA BALLS GOTTEM

2026-04-22 22:30:49 UTC

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@nprofile…0mwg so there's this thing called jokes

2026-04-22 04:48:01 UTC

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i forgive when stuff like this happens in thrill of the fight because it's not the game's fault there, there isn't a way to program around "the g-forces of the punch compressed the battery spring and broke the circuit"

2026-04-22 04:35:04 UTC

on today's episode of "wow blade and sorcery is kind of dogshit"
i wish vr game devs were athletic instead of squat smelly troglodytes, i'm sick of being too fast for hit detection
i didn't even hit that arm
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/7c/d7/36/7cd73649d89e2d7ad5d563ae3a710ad0ef9b4af6ad2048ea45c608c8d412594c.webp?name=JeJ61-JDRON6NA.webp

2026-04-13 02:34:52 UTC

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2026-04-06 19:59:20 UTC

banger videogame idea:
yugioh forbidden memories clone with generative AI. instead of memorizing a single set of rules (mostly which elements plus a dragon plus a thunder are needed to make twin headed thunder dragon) you give the LLM a prompt and it generates an entire cardgame art and all.
every card combines with any other card to make whatever the AI thinks is appropriate, generate its stats and image on the fly during the fusion animation, cache the result for the future
with a lightning lora and lowres image generation on card art (512x512) you could probably get the GPU requirements low enough to be anything that can run dark souls
all i'd be using the LLM for would be picking a name and stats, so it could totally be generated at runtime

2026-04-06 07:12:08 UTC

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2026-04-05 23:26:19 UTC

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2026-04-04 07:23:13 UTC

ah, it's wife
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2026-03-28 16:19:00 UTC

musk making autotranslate on by default is having some interesting effects on political discourse
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2026-03-27 23:22:29 UTC

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2026-03-27 16:09:48 UTC

japanese twitter is a delight
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2026-03-26 21:45:07 UTC

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@nprofile…xju8 fembakugo would be way more tsun than yan
also i don't think toga would work as a dude at all. wearing people's identities as cosplay because of a deeply fractured inner sense of identity is a female thing, and she's specifically a scaled-up version of that. she's a literalistic metaphor of bpd as a superpower

2026-03-26 21:36:59 UTC

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@nprofile…xju8 okay i agree but
WHAT IF
deku's a dude and bakugou is a chick
angry tomboy that bullies you until you try to kill yourself and then gradually develops respect for you after saving her repeatedly

2026-03-26 21:19:38 UTC

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@nprofile…xju8 like half the cast would be improved if genderswapped tbh
heck that even happened a bunch in the planning stages, he realized making the invisible-but-not-clothes superpower would be way better on a chick so he swapped genders

2026-03-26 16:52:10 UTC

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2026-03-26 16:23:13 UTC

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2026-03-26 04:57:37 UTC

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2026-03-25 21:20:43 UTC

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2026-03-24 03:40:40 UTC

bringing back an old classic
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2026-03-23 18:06:27 UTC

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@nprofile…dypf if i can do a subathon that raises 50 million USD i could totally take over the government now tho

2026-03-23 17:56:43 UTC

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@nprofile…dypf hell if i know! i've never looked at chip manufacturing before today. all that matters is that it produces a working chip to create a raspberry pi-like we can strap a 3d printed engine and explosives to
ideally you'd start with a cheap modular design, identify all resources needed for each part, and then modify it on the fly to address new threats. also it looks like nobody's actually checked appalachia for rare earths?
this could actually just be an appalachian mom and pop chip fab that piggybacks off old mining infrastructure there and potentially hires workers from that region if someone can identify which part of it has rare earths

2026-03-23 17:44:01 UTC

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@nprofile…dypf tenth of a nanometer tolerances

2026-03-23 17:41:43 UTC

okay, wait, the biggest bottleneck to this is that the extreme UV lithography machines cost like 2 billion dollars to set up a chip fab. however, a lot of the cost is because they are CLOSED-SOURCE. an open source alternative could get the price down to like 10k ish because right now there's only one place in the world that manufactures the parts
and there's some OSS guys around here
HEY OSS GUYS IF YOU WANT TRUE FREEDOM WITHOUT HARDWARE BACKDOORS YOU NEED TO OPEN SOURCE EXTREME UV CHIP MANUFACTURING (so i can take over the world with it)
#nevent1q…ceft

2026-03-23 17:09:30 UTC

one of these days i'm going to go nuts and turn modern drone tech and ai stuff into an automated and self-defending mining facility/drone assembly line and try and take over the world

2026-03-22 00:31:31 UTC

for some reason, i keep thinking back to a japanese guy's reaction when he found out an h artist on twitter used AI in their workflow
"You bastard! You tricked me! Give me back all that cum you stole!"
not even as a joke he was sincere about that

2026-03-20 07:08:27 UTC

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2026-03-19 03:29:02 UTC

modern gamers demand the ability to change the FoV, so i made it change every few seconds to meet demand
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2026-03-18 21:23:51 UTC

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2026-03-05 03:51:07 UTC

man imagine hanging up here with a buddy taking potshots at people with your gun
dream job
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2026-03-04 17:57:54 UTC

:siren: IMPORTANT :siren:
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2026-03-01 17:52:59 UTC

i kinda wish i could do good 3d animation because i'd really enjoy making an FPS where all the reloads are as wrong as humanly possible
like, you eject the whole cylinder on a revolver and put in a new one, you put shotgun shells in the ejection port of a shotgun and then muzzle-load the buckshot, sports equipment like football helmets are treated as legitimate military equipment and you have to deal with elite footballer squads deployed by the enemy military
i'd advertise it as "As historically accurate as your favorite tv show!" and have you invading the african country of canada in the distant past of "last week"

2026-02-27 04:58:48 UTC

silent hill must have been a dementia hospital
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/f4/4e/e7/f44ee717fa58e72c170debbe2239ce37a4fda67a6704c22e90c36793da1156f5.webp?name=hd4k-bVAo0E6vw.webp

2026-02-27 04:23:28 UTC

Here's a localization challenge for you: Cradle of Nightmare refers to a magical girl named Bonbonko. Bonbon is the Chinese sound effect for knocking on wood. "Cold as wood" is a way of saying cold and aloof. She's called Bonbonko because she's cold as wood.
How on earth do I localize this?
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2026-02-26 19:21:31 UTC

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2026-02-26 04:37:30 UTC

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@nprofile…tsag @nprofile…l5m0 If I'm already fixing plain mistakes, wouldn't it make more sense to fix the bug itself, though? It's essentially just a typo in the script.
But... at that point, it's not really a translation patch, is it? "Translation patch and i fixed this one bug." also runs into the issue that this has a really neat interaction where you can stack max MP buffs without raising HP to take advantage of the spells that cost x% of your max HP as fuel.

2026-02-26 04:17:44 UTC

Here's a translation conundrum for you to ponder: The description plainly states that it restores 12% of MP at the start of battle. However, due to an oversight, it takes 12% of your max MP and restores that much HP instead.
Do I keep the inaccurate description?

2026-02-25 16:37:32 UTC

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2026-02-19 08:03:13 UTC

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2026-02-19 06:29:13 UTC

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2026-02-17 04:22:32 UTC

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2026-02-16 23:17:20 UTC

parasite trap
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2026-02-16 06:44:08 UTC

i think i may have found a niche
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2026-02-15 06:22:00 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 unquenchable appetite for mid to bad

2026-02-15 06:21:13 UTC

we have literal statues of the man
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/91/2a/9d/912a9d97c5e7e1c090bc5342da52c68fd461c80c4d52dd306ab062ea55e61260.webp?name=ViANWSLqH5uDIg.webp
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2026-02-10 01:26:14 UTC

chinese fear and hunger has some interesting skills
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2026-02-09 22:52:12 UTC

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guys
guys
i need your help
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2026-02-09 02:51:22 UTC

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@nprofile…0wzd what are you doing with these to get that distinct style, anyhoo? custom lora? really strongly weighted tags?

2026-02-07 06:37:08 UTC

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2026-01-31 17:46:41 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 not gonna lie
this premise would go so fucking hard if it was written by talented people
imagine konosuba in space

2026-01-24 21:03:39 UTC

hey @nprofile…l5m0 wtf is this anime again, i'm trying to translate something from china and apparently this is a top result for a name
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2026-01-21 16:45:52 UTC

i think the bubble burst
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2026-01-19 06:57:43 UTC

do you even shoot people in fortnite anymore
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2026-01-19 04:31:43 UTC

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@nprofile…zpy3 and it's funny as fuck about it holy SHIT

2026-01-19 04:29:39 UTC

how is this a real thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wud7XHXONj0

2026-01-17 07:01:07 UTC

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@nprofile…7f3c yep

2026-01-17 02:30:06 UTC

In Pathways, there's data files for this ending but no way to access it. This is the cut "extremist" ending.
You need to recognize: Even when the cops come for you, Amelia doesn't leave your side. She isn't scared. She's with you no matter what.
https://media.shitposter.world/shitposter.club/04/fa/90/04fa90c2466333cdb0cb9904ea0e9daba05bc4179a21090c41f4317273dc5157.webm?name=m5NMOnRxLIZbwQ.webm

2026-01-15 19:27:18 UTC

update: i made it worse
var myId;for(var i=1;i<$dataCommonEvents.length;i++){if($dataCommonEvents[i]&&$dataCommonEvents[i].list===this._list){myId=i;break;}}
i can iterate over the common events data to compare it to the one currently loaded into memory at time of execution to dynamically figure out which common event is executing and use THAT common event code as data storage
the spaghetti ouroboros can now find its own tail
#nevent1q…v3se

2026-01-15 15:36:59 UTC

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@nprofile…qymu write-only variables are good and make sense

2026-01-14 23:49:42 UTC

this is the jankiest fucking solution imaginable jesus fucking christ this is so cursed
this is SO FUCKING CURSED
so to explain a bit
i wanted to have a weighted loot distribution table that's easily scalable and not hardcoded without resorting to a plugin that reads an external json.
so i wrote a short script that
1) goes through a defined common event id (in this case, 18, which this is a screencap of)
2) looks for every command that adds a static value to variable 37 (eg, += 10)
3) adds each of those values together to get a cumulative weight for items in the pool
4) compares those weights against the prand that's calculated off gameseed
5) and writes that to variable 36
then i just compare variable 36 in the common event to get nice clean easy to write to and edit loot table common events
variable 37 isn't actually used for anything during calculation, it's just there to denote item weights, and after a long playthrough it's going to hit the engine's max integer size (999999) but it doesn't fucking matter because it's not actually USED FOR ANYTHING
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2026-01-13 00:04:52 UTC

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@nprofile…dypf haven't you ever wondered why pressing f5 on rpgmaker games reloads you back to the title screen?
you're literally reloading the web page

2026-01-12 23:54:33 UTC

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@nprofile…dypf yup
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2026-01-12 17:34:40 UTC

how to tell if it's good isekai slop, exhibit A
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2026-01-09 06:04:31 UTC

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@nprofile…fa2z @nprofile…ppwp the degree of visibility is based on player's current stamina. because damage and exhaustion accumulate, max stamina degrades over time. what you're seeing is max viewing distance, when your stamina is still maxed out from new game and when it's full because you're not sprinting. the game gets darker the worse things get and the more you flee, i just didn't want to show off that i haven't done the run animation yet and it just plays the unfinished walking animation faster
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2026-01-08 03:18:18 UTC

I just had a series of pointless but interesting thoughts. A while back, the CIA ran a bunch of studies on psychic phenomena and whatnot. Remote viewing, all that fun stuff. It was called Project Stargate, and it's declassified now. While certain things were definitively fake (telekinesis), the one thing that was definitively REAL was Rupert Sheldrake's experiments on being watched. He didn't simply ask people if they felt like they were being watched, he measured their galvanic skin response. It's how conductive your skin is to electricity. It goes up during stress, surprise, or high emotions. It's a completely subconscious and involuntary response.
People can, in fact, feel when they're being watched. Their body reacts to it. If you feel like you're being watched, you are. The skin acts similarly to how it does under anxiety. The tests ruled out that it was a localized electromagnetic signal like what sharks used. Not only did the body's response still occur when electromagnetically shielded from the person watching them, the same change occurred even when the watcher was doing it remotely through a camera feed in another building on the other side of the country.
This means whatever form the psychic powers/magic/ki/morphic energy/etc take, it is non-local and isn't diminished by distance the way magnets are. This would normally make trying to pin down its structure and develop a measurement tool extremely difficult, BUT, we may have somewhat of a way to measure it.
The global consciousness project runs a bunch of random number generators that they say get streaky when a bunch of people focus their attention on something. If that IS an observed behavior, you could compare the randomness of a handheld RNG device against the galvanic skin response of someone being watched and use that as a reference point to try to make a computer that's more sensitive to this field energy (gets streaky when high GSR) to create a psychic barometer.
It would be an actionable step towards moving psychic powers out of superstition towards something quantifiable and measurable. Like how the thermometer let us get more precise than "feels hot" and "feels cold" and opened up huge fields of engineering and technology, this might be a method of developing a real tool to identify what they are and how they work so that we can figure out what the soul is and how it works.

2025-12-25 08:06:08 UTC

technically you can use that second one to lower the prices of the first one
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2025-12-24 07:32:41 UTC

I really wish Palworld would expand on Zoe a bit. Like, yeah, it's great that I can now kidnap her and enslave her and get her chemically dependent on me and surgically alter her personality and sleep with her, but it's tragic that surgically implanting "masochist, mentally unstable, self-destructive" doesn't change her dialogue.
Massive missed opportunity imo

2025-12-22 05:40:45 UTC

I tried to model the menus off the style of picture frame used in Victorian-era death photography, but I'm not sure how clearly that comes across at this pixel resolution.
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2025-12-21 17:04:21 UTC

I want your opinion on a mechanic I'm designing:
Every attack can inflict multiple damage states (eg, bruising, broken jaw, concussion, etc) but the states are not equal in impact or odds. It's easier to bruise someone than to break their jaw.
However, damage states work Elden Ring's defense in reverse: every damage state makes the enemy more vulnerable to the next one. Swing a wrench at their head, you might whiff and bruise their arm instead, but the bruise makes breaking their jaw with that same attack go from 30% to 54%.
does this sound fun? damage on enemies snowballs

2025-12-16 06:28:18 UTC

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@nprofile…pvqa it's not you, it's them

2025-12-16 06:09:13 UTC

always in awe of how unbelievably fucking bad the UI is on every single DAW and VST ever made
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2025-12-11 04:08:33 UTC

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@nprofile…yxg4 @nprofile…0u5e i mean my goal by the end is every time she dies horribly and painfully you mentally think "yeah honestly she kinda deserved to slowly bleed out from missing half her teeth"

2025-12-11 03:45:15 UTC

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@nprofile…yxg4 @nprofile…0u5e yeah that bun's gonna be from a different man and she'll claim it's yours because you're the one that makes the most money

2025-12-11 03:42:52 UTC

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@nprofile…yxg4 @nprofile…0u5e now imagine one of those but manipulative and drama-seeking the way the worst woman you know is

2025-12-11 03:22:25 UTC

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@nprofile…0u5e @nprofile…yxg4 the story of the game is her making stupid decisions and getting hurt by them and blaming anyone except herself and refusing to learn anything
forever
you WILL learn to hate her

2025-12-11 03:17:45 UTC

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@nprofile…yxg4 thanks, i'm going to enjoy teaching you to hate her anyway
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2025-12-11 03:11:30 UTC

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backstabs work now. they buy you a single turn
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2025-12-11 01:48:56 UTC

ayyyy, found the function that controls enemy turning. now i can actually set backstabs to occur when you sneak up on someone
dating sim btw
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2025-12-10 18:03:13 UTC

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@nprofile…c0dd i know nothing about this game
i heard you can optimize stuff in it
i do enjoy optimizing stuff

2025-12-10 17:36:35 UTC

ex fucking scuse me?
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2025-12-09 22:48:44 UTC

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@nprofile…egmy @nprofile…d2zf
>raylib does not provide the typical API documentation or a big set of tutorials. The library is designed to be minimalistic and be learned just from a cheatsheet with all required functionality and a big collection of examples to see how to use that functionality. Best way to learn to code is reading code.
this screams "don't even fucking bother if you're not one of those open-source spergs" to me
i don't know who their core audience is but it's definitely not "guy who just wants to make a fucking game" if they're talking about the value of learning to code and not "here's how to make a fucking game," that implies their core audience is people who want to learn to code through game development to train a skill, i do not want to train a skill, i want to complete a product

2025-12-08 21:47:19 UTC

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@nprofile…3wwf @nprofile…hmtq @nprofile…7gzz most zoe art is already AI, disappointingly. there's clearly a demand for art of her but not a supply

2025-12-04 22:18:59 UTC

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@nprofile…pvqa what do you mean by correctly? find a good pixel art lora, pipe it into any pixelart converter from github, done.

2025-12-02 23:58:22 UTC

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@nprofile…sw40 @nprofile…z3zk double melee damage after landing a headshot from 100 or more meters while hidden

2025-12-02 23:15:49 UTC

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@nprofile…z3zk @nprofile…sw40 hp regen rate triples while at full hp

2025-12-02 23:15:30 UTC

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@nprofile…z3zk @nprofile…sw40 run 10% faster but only while moving directly away from all mission objectives

2025-12-02 17:24:04 UTC

"And then against all odds they managed to push through the snow-covered Alps to secure victory " is European history's most obnoxious cliche. At least anime changes it up and sometimes, not every fight is settled with the power of friendship.

2025-12-02 06:50:46 UTC

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@nprofile…sw40 completely useless perks, eg "deal 10x damage when the attack would kill the target without the bonus" and "faster reload time while outside of combat"

2025-12-01 16:27:48 UTC

ants have combat tactics and it resembles medieval formation fighting
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2025-11-29 20:43:23 UTC

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@nprofile…yxg4 I mean, the blue-gold kite shield says "蒼空に聳える黄金樹を示す" and "黄金樹" is "golden tree," but it's literally a gold cross and this is just the flag of Sweden. That's not censored during translation, that's just what they chose to go with. All symbolism around Marika is a mix of Jesus and Mary, but it's not Marika was censored from a different character.
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2025-11-29 20:33:05 UTC

I think I would enjoy Elden Ring more if it didn't shy away from the Christian symbolism. Stakes of Marika as actual crucifixes, the "Erdtree" symbols just being called crosses (like they obviously are) etc.
Several of the in-game demons are actual jewish demons, why is Christianity the only thing they're not putting in explicitly?
Well, I think we know the answer to that, actually...

2025-11-29 16:26:24 UTC

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@nprofile…vrvv on it, chief
part 1 of ~45 of my review of elden ring's historical accuracy is finished, part 1 is 90 minutes, they'll all be around this long

2025-11-27 06:26:45 UTC

I feel like I want to become one of those assholes that screams about "it's happy holidays not merry Christmas some of us don't celebrate" but specifically only for Thanksgiving

2025-11-27 02:01:43 UTC

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@nprofile…lyd3 @nprofile…kt66 oh okay
"I'm a bad person who larps as a good person because it's easier than actually being a good person"
that clears it up thanks

2025-11-27 00:35:25 UTC

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@nprofile…lyd3 @nprofile…kt66 >having more kids destroys the planet further and its just a waste of life
beliefs are heritable
if people who believe in conserving the planet do not breed, then eventually there's nobody left who cares about the planet
if you actually care about the planet and it's not solely a performative belief so you can pretend to be a good person, your priorities should be
1) increasing the fertility of people who care about the planet
2) destroying the bloodlines of people who don't
consequently, this obligates you to advocate for glassing china and india

2025-11-19 17:57:02 UTC

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@nprofile…k034 a streamer's value isn't decided by how entertaining they are
a streamer's value is how many people they can make watch them

2025-11-19 17:36:39 UTC

It makes no difference what men think of Jerma. Jerma endures. May as well ask men what they think of stone. Jerma was always here. Before streaming was, Jerma waited for it. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.
#nevent1q…tzxt

2025-11-19 15:37:45 UTC

Jerma?
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2025-11-14 01:16:54 UTC

i hope you guys are really excited for tomorrow's stream because this is the first page of the documents i'm going to read
i've got the files for how the cia identified, trained, and utilized psychic powers and magic. i might even put together a DIY guide at the end!
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