LeviticusMathew
Leviticus Mathew

TRIGGER WARNING- SENSITIVE NPUBS NEED NOT FOLLOW! Dad. Husband. Sinner. Christian. Pleb. Retard.

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Last Notes

2026-03-26 16:28:33 UTC

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You can do whatever you want, on nostr.

2026-03-26 16:19:34 UTC

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But you're into feet? I'll sell you some pics of my wife's feet! I bet she would let me take some as long as I use the SATs to buy her a burger and shake at steak and shake.

2026-03-26 16:17:32 UTC

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Shoulda just told him to pay up and let give you a foot massage.

2026-03-26 16:16:11 UTC

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I won't click on that. I'm more of a boobstr guy.

2026-03-26 16:04:52 UTC

If I was a female, I would absolutely be selling pics of my feet to online weirdos.
As a male, I'll still happily sell pics of my feet to online weirdos. Any takers?

2026-03-26 12:08:29 UTC

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I get it.
You get it.
We get it.
Normies don't have a clue.

2026-03-26 11:06:38 UTC

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Yet, just like most gifted and talented kids, we don't know what went wrong.

2026-03-26 10:40:53 UTC

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Bacon

2026-03-26 01:30:42 UTC

Templars last week, pirates this week.
What are y'all reading/listening to?
https://blossom.primal.net/b9d63f343147f7d619eabbb4be489fa974390cd8e24e07bc55cbb309967f5429.png

2026-03-25 13:15:59 UTC

Updating #wisp via #zapstore has become part of my morning routine.

2026-03-25 11:46:08 UTC

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Haha this is why, in Texas, we have guns in every room.

2026-03-24 15:53:38 UTC

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zapstore

2026-03-24 15:34:30 UTC

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Try wisp

2026-03-24 14:32:10 UTC

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Well... Many have.

2026-03-24 13:27:42 UTC

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bummer. maybe they should be better neighbors then.

2026-03-24 12:09:56 UTC

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Yeah. Not much added that wisp doesn't have.
I heard the wallet was a little buggy. I use Rizful though so idk.

2026-03-24 12:00:58 UTC

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They were fun.
If you liked the combat of the Batman games, it's kind of similar.
The enemy leadership system was interesting.

2026-03-24 00:37:41 UTC

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As a person that used primal exclusively for 7 months,
I now only open wisp.

2026-03-24 00:31:18 UTC

Just submitted Big Game License entries for 2026 Elk in Colorado.
My entry fee- $129
My sons fee- $14
If I draw a tag -$845
If he draws a tag- $130
I kind of hope I just get a preference point, but I really hope he draws a tag!

2026-03-23 17:42:54 UTC

Some parents run a tight ship.
I run a pirate ship.
Lots of cursing, with the faint whisper of a mutiny brewing on most days, but there is a code to follow.
#nevent1q…dy97

2026-03-23 12:58:58 UTC

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But the bacon is as good as gold.

2026-03-23 11:31:46 UTC

GM nostr.
Drink your coffee, eat your bacon and handle your business today.
Stay Blessed y'all.
https://blossom.primal.net/08a1ff6af05e8c29d63e20f425c4f523cfdf22c1ab1514ecd23b4ec652d157f2.jpg

2026-03-22 02:04:27 UTC

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haha I'm good. I'm super blessed.

2026-03-22 00:46:49 UTC

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it would probably make for a blooper reel equivalent to the length of the story itself.

2026-03-21 22:54:55 UTC

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That's why mine suck.
I'm not a content creator, just a dude with a PO box and a phone.

2026-03-21 21:37:01 UTC

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Who's gonna create the "rate an NPUB" system?

2026-03-21 00:12:45 UTC

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"Up, back, down, Mr. Burns!"- My wife to me daily.

2026-03-20 23:20:34 UTC

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Nah man. Wisp tags PoW on each note.
My post is in reference to popular clients with recent buggy AF updates.
But your setup sounds legit.

2026-03-19 00:09:52 UTC

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Get an olight Arkfeld pro.
I was in a cave north of Austin today using mine on calcite!

2026-03-18 22:50:26 UTC

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Caught me riding the blue wave this time.

2026-03-18 00:52:07 UTC

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Updates are great but so are options.
This is nostr. Freedom is kind of a big deal.
https://blossom.primal.net/17f90680572b1ad65ddf2bbaf4e7661673237a38f8f9dd9175d2261ea87ed171.png

2026-03-15 20:57:39 UTC

My sons and I are doing some orange pilling through a "Little Library" at a nearby park with the book @nprofile…c9q6 sent. If not swept by 7/4 we'll start over.
https://blossom.primal.net/db0e1c50eabc60a69bdc8fc3e2a622f85f6a87ef9571d7ff1f1f5fc7b19696ab.jpg

2026-03-15 19:28:01 UTC

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Webby knows what's up. RawThoughtsVII
#nevent1q…vqmu

2026-03-15 19:25:32 UTC

Stay Blessed y'all.
God Forgives You.
https://blossom.primal.net/68aca16b54544af9da93e1c948f9d20da970f627914e0a684762069e7b4f09e2.jpg

2026-03-15 18:59:24 UTC

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What income
https://blossom.primal.net/afeba16bcb0987a08172f0f9a3808ac77e268cc2704f6e5df57a1566aa6fe0b8.png

2026-03-15 15:58:14 UTC

Christ is King
#nevent1q…jd4j

2026-03-15 15:51:22 UTC

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Once you learn enough, you've learned enough.
Bitcoin isn't evolving rapidly enough to need weekly updates.
Once you've learned enough, your time preference is likely low enough to make weekly price updates are irrelevant.

2026-03-15 15:47:57 UTC

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The notification sound gets me.
They update live and it's very...
refreshing.

2026-03-15 14:56:27 UTC

God is good...
https://blossom.primal.net/11ffde62d6af43baddb0ba7afe5e7fc2836271d028b47566a33bb90cf9f30e45.jpg

2026-03-15 14:21:34 UTC

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Interesting.
https://blossom.primal.net/1c6cea16315c7ea25641dc7e2dbd25feb1e3ed65680caf29a6283901910c66f6.gif

2026-03-15 02:15:56 UTC

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My wife and I ruined a few Hallmark Xmas movies that way when we stayed at my aunt's house for Thanksgiving.
We laughed our asses off. My aunt was mildly amused.

2026-03-15 01:15:52 UTC

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The Office is the best. But it did change after Steve left.

2026-03-15 00:44:10 UTC

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Bet against it by stacking SATs.

2026-03-15 00:24:17 UTC

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Come back after season 3 episode 16.

2026-03-14 23:59:01 UTC

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Both were great.

2026-03-14 22:25:43 UTC

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There is a high probability my 12 year old son will best me this year. That could be problematic .

2026-03-14 22:21:15 UTC

I have to run a 5k next Saturday.
We run it every year, but usually I prep with a few runs in January and a dozen in February. I have not run this year.
https://blossom.primal.net/b0a4f8e4bbf5341496450b65514cec97e37aa2e59bcc3168adafff73624ad67f.gif

2026-03-14 22:16:58 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/e37a791fd8364f8a2f788287e7096d4f42ecc3873db4e5f284c40cdd9d55564c.gif

2026-03-14 22:06:56 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/8dc63ebf5a9640f3efdc40d8331bdc6146c360679983e5deb541d6ba9dc062f2.gif

2026-03-14 22:05:10 UTC

I'm not sure how to interpret this social graph....
https://blossom.primal.net/82d2bfc9639deb88387188ed6a66b2998f1dfe9a83da0c9bdfd8fd7d6d715aef.png

2026-03-14 21:12:12 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/afa29e66b8dd0cb1cd138126ce989b5d6561b6ea67852c884646983bfeba806a.gif

2026-03-14 20:34:19 UTC

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I assume 50% of "events" are false flag psyops these days.
I don't like that I distrust EVERYTHING.

2026-03-14 20:28:49 UTC

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Shiner is the only beer I ever buy. I don't drink often but when I do, it's a Shiner Bock.

2026-03-14 20:20:42 UTC

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Word gambling with zaps?
Can I join a random for a game or is it individually challenged specific?

2026-03-14 18:18:54 UTC

This is my politics. Organized Anarchy.
https://blossom.primal.net/6477e96a33b2bd072981e9524e990ff0d36f5e044a84e194d145ba52a24ddae0.png

2026-03-14 17:09:29 UTC

My sons don't have social media. They've been too young to care. It's inevitable they'll ask me to approve an app at some point but I'm only going to approve nostr client downloads. (Even the true freedom to risk them seeing some boobster posts here is preferable to the programming of other platforms.) Their friends will then have to spin up Npubs too.
Purple and orange pill combos all around.

2026-03-14 16:37:04 UTC

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And the Secretary of war said we're not at war so...
Lol
Do you saw no-stir or naw-stir?

2026-03-14 15:33:00 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/2410d28128eac5efa4c12500f877b035a30aef5fe3e5e66db7b080d215fb82a6.gif
thank you @nprofile…jejf
I'm liking WISP a lot

2026-03-14 15:12:06 UTC

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"Purpleverse."
I like that.

2026-03-14 12:05:47 UTC

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Not something anyone would eat.

2026-03-14 03:10:37 UTC

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This is infuriating.

2026-03-14 02:57:54 UTC

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What does the teal update signify?

2026-03-14 02:15:56 UTC

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But is it gonna work? I have enjoyed primal but it's been hella slow for a few weeks. Wisp crashes but still loads back in and gives me notifications way before primal.

2026-03-14 01:54:48 UTC

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I feel struck, with my $12 DCA

2026-03-14 01:49:36 UTC

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Unfortunately I do not. I just know about it from listening to many podcasts about how shit American food is.
I don't bake bread or even eat much of it.

2026-03-14 01:45:44 UTC

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Order some heirloom. You can make Jesus approved bread too.

2026-03-14 01:44:25 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/19049bd9a72b337359ce03d1dbdeaab20a339582efdc3e9d63bbed3ae6916705.gif

2026-03-14 01:43:06 UTC

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Former black rock employees.

2026-03-14 01:40:53 UTC

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Heirloom wheat is NOT what we have in America. That stuff is great.
American wheat is poisoned.

2026-03-14 01:38:58 UTC

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I'm both curious and nervous.

2026-03-14 01:34:12 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/b733a6b5aee14e5c05943d7c21bf5e702d88c1439f50a1cdfbb2b7e7057798aa.gif

2026-03-14 01:22:42 UTC

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Stay Blessed.
Or GFY.
IDC
#nevent1q…eqwv
https://blossom.primal.net/11ffde62d6af43baddb0ba7afe5e7fc2836271d028b47566a33bb90cf9f30e45.jpg

2026-03-14 01:21:02 UTC

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Yup.

2026-03-14 01:18:52 UTC

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Exactly.
(Do you know what a "fluffer" is?) Lol

2026-03-14 01:15:42 UTC

Christ IS King.

2026-03-14 01:15:15 UTC

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Fuck that AIPAC fluffer
https://blossom.primal.net/24ce3a6c3c068553f3f32330b75c8304b910b0794a88cfff4a516f6e8d2a0876.png

2026-03-14 01:07:39 UTC

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........
You can just stack SATs.....

2026-03-14 01:06:56 UTC

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Publicly.

2026-03-14 00:31:54 UTC

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I love primal when it works. Notifications have been shit the past 2 weeks.
Dm notifications have been broken for months.
Wisp is fast AF but the aesthetic takes some getting used to.

2026-03-13 23:50:39 UTC

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8 min left
#nevent1q…mlz7

2026-03-13 23:39:30 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1389fb1014584c7d3bba3fb0218a8ee263335fcb704d29224d8590223ac9fb68.jpg

2026-03-13 23:23:54 UTC

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My 11 year old is into Pokemon cards.
There's a new super anime outlet nearby. Every time we go, he's the youngest by 20 years. Loser weebos with nearly topless anime girls on their cars outside...
Even my kids are like "why are they here buying toys?"

2026-03-13 23:20:16 UTC

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People yes. Government no. The lobbyists won't let it happen. Too many stocks would crater.
It's a shame we have corporate cronyism instead of free market capitalism.

2026-03-13 22:19:02 UTC

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Soon they'll all be replaced by ai. Good riddance.

2026-03-13 20:46:50 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f406cf6a92b089d9c2e72a30934e4d8ead51a1d7fbb2c45901f5865e58516908.gif

2026-03-13 20:31:42 UTC

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YUP
https://blossom.primal.net/34362bbb78bb2c4e8475bedfe79f53d559d8bbae0755aa97e10ded6c035be06d.png

2026-03-13 20:30:19 UTC

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I don't get it.
Is it a gay joke?

2026-03-13 19:49:27 UTC

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I like Tom. Some of his music just hits my ear strangely. Always a good message, but sometimes the flow ain't right.
Webby goes hard. Check him out. Raw thoughts are always his political and cultural takes. Dudes def down some of our rabbit holes.

2026-03-13 19:41:44 UTC

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Good bot

2026-03-13 19:39:49 UTC

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Webby is even better.
His raw thoughts tracks are always gold.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2UFUFndnO66icJYCoA3KUn?si=_iTSmlJ1Suu_Q_KaFJ3xqg

2026-03-13 19:21:27 UTC

I just unleashed six 11 year olds with a BB gun on some prize and candy filled balloons.
I'm not like other dads, I'm a cool dad.
(Even after a gun safety speech and insistence upon uncool eye protection)
Apparently one of em pulled a $250 pokemon card.
https://blossom.primal.net/bb7fcd89632cd96b4d44044258bc0d75f11afb095d28da01b065ed13de11dc99.jpg

2026-03-13 17:22:21 UTC

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LFG!

2026-03-13 17:09:56 UTC

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@nprofile…8qgq you probably don't listen to rap though, huh?

2026-03-13 16:30:05 UTC

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I dunno. Probably enough that meth heads could be incentivised....

2026-03-13 15:51:50 UTC

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I have them and I keep em in my truck. These are phenomenal.

2026-03-13 15:34:21 UTC

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I'll ask again, how much copper is in a flock camera installation?

2026-03-13 15:33:41 UTC

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""These conspiracies have been mistaken all along" so I gues we'll never know just what Israeli goin on.."
#nevent1q…gsdc

2026-03-13 14:50:00 UTC

If you like rap and hate the demonic elite, you'll love Webby. I like Tom MacDonald but Webby is better.
https://blossom.primal.net/190951f3ee63fb0bfdbebee8a375a64bb695a6db20f1ff46e86a38f18eca97a3.png

2026-03-13 14:31:16 UTC

Y'all remember that show "Unsolved Mysteries?" How many of those unsolved mysteries might have remained unsolved because they fit into the conspiracy theories that we now know turned out to be more than just theories?

2026-03-13 13:57:56 UTC

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I listened to the audiobook. Never saw the movie.
Idiocracy I watched and was saddened by.