If you're going to hold me at knifepoint, I think you'll be disappointed. You'll need ...

2026-02-06 22:31:14 UTC

If you're going to hold me at knifepoint, I think you'll be disappointed. You'll need a hatchet, at least--probably a hydraulic splitter.

I think I'm pretty well on record that the only point of humans is to push fungi out of the gravity well. Rocketry being about their only invention that benefits other species. And human supremacy is why we have the stupid Secrecy Laws.

Sort of disappointed we haven't touched on personhood for bonobos yet. All chicken.

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