We're not even from the same planet, you and me. Money is the most killer app in my entire galaxy, and for humanity's entire freaking existence, it was something the state had to run or at least had the power to take away from us and force us to use their unbacked tickets that they inflate to infinity 100% of the time.
Bitcoin completely destroyed that, and guess what? ZERO of your cute little tokens can even hope for a moment to do the same.
But have fun putting your monkey jpegs on them, I'm sure history will remember your enormous heroism.
