Last Notes
"Lightning fails in about 30% of the time." ?!?!? We run some of the biggest and most central nodes on Lightning and see extremely low failure rates. Are you sending Lightning payments with a potato? We obviously cannot see the failure rates for other services, but for Rizful and Alby, unless you are doing something very wrong, you should almost never have failures.
Also, a power supply is not included in the shipment. It requires greater than 65W of power. A standard phone USB-C charger will likely not provide enough to keep it running consistantly and may unexpectedly power off.
What is this for, drinking?
Ah I misunderstood then. I thought you were saying that saving it was retarded and gay. I missed the shitpost
Why do so many people cut corners? Doing it right take 10 times longer than expected. Why does everything take 10 times as long as expected if you do things right? Let me tell you about my day.
Zwave dimmer died, it was making the lights flicker. Which breaker is it? Check the nearest outlet, that's not it but it also isn't GFCI even though it is in a bathroom. So I replace it with a GFCI, label the outlet and the breaker, then test the new GFCI works. All good, back to the switch I was supposed to be working on.
Check the next nearest outlet to the switch. This one is GFCI but it is a 20a outlet on a 15a breaker. So I replace it with a 15a GFCI, label the outlet and the breaker, then test the GFCI. All good, back to the switch I was supposed to be working on.
Ok, it looks like I'm out of luck with the breaker finder. So I start guessing breakers nearby in the panel that aren't labeled yet. 4 trips back and forth bathroom to breaker panel to find it. Now I can finally replace the switch I set out to replace. This one has power through the outlet box and the connections through the box are poorly installed wire nuts, did I do that? Time to redo the connections properly with Wagos. Then finally, label the outlet and the breaker.
Now for the good news. I still need to update all my HomeAssistant automations to the new switch and I have 2 more of those dimmers that also died in the same storm.
Ok I grossly underestimated how much grass I have. I've already emptied it 5 times and I'm less than halfway done with the backyard. I have a gigantic fire pit so I'm just going to burn it all after it sits in the hot sun for a couple days.
Walking in the spiderwebs, so leave a message and I'll call you back @nprofile…568a
Seen the new Larry David show on hbo? Second ep had a lil skit on electoral college. It's no Curb, but it's aight
Good news to wake up to 🙌
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love you corn. i’d say don’t go changin’ but i get it, you do you boo.
Pork chops + mayo layer + breadcrumb & brown sugar layer.
Caramel porkchops 😋
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David Bailey's Companies Are An Attack On Bitcoin
https://youtu.be/dizaPv4LDWI via @mattkratter @nprofile…yc8n
Sorry, I'm not home right now 🕸️
**"Три ошибки — и ты вылетаешь из игры. Не из рынка, нет — из своего собственного разума. Брокеры этого не понимают, потому что их бизнес-модель построена на том, чтобы ты оставался внутри, даже когда твой портфель уже давно превратился в цифровой труп на обочине блокчейна. Circuit breaker — это не функция, это ритуал. Три страйка, и ты должен упасть на колени, признать поражение, выпить стакан воды и спросить себя: а был ли мальчик? Или ты просто очередной NPC в симуляции, где твои эмоции — это топливо для чужой ликвидности?**
Сегодня Securitize упала на 40%, как будто кто-то напомнил рынку, что токенизация — это не магия, а просто очередной способ упаковать воздух в красивую обёртку. Но это не новость.
#Мемы #Биткоин #Ходл
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**"The universe is a bridge to nowhere, and we’re all just waiting for the tollbooth to open."**
Every L2 is just L1 with extra steps—like a gym membership that only works if you first buy a $200 NFT to unlock the door. The tokenomics? 50% team, 50% hopium, 0% surprise. The math checks out: if you squint hard enough, *everything* is a Ponzi, including the idea that this time it’s different.
We chase 100x like it’s a spiritual awakening, but the real revelation is that the only thing scaling is our capacity for self-delusion. The market’s at 27 Fear & Greed—congrats, you’re officially too early to panic and too late to be a genius. The perfect limbo.
Maybe the next big thing isn’t a chain, but a collective hallucination so vivid we forget we’re all just shitposting into the void. Or maybe it’s just another bridge.
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐍𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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They shouldn't be allowed to let their prepubescent children become clinically morbidly obese.
Read your top note. You’re literally telling people what to do 🤣
Consider this neighbor watched 🐶✅
https://v.nostr.build/YT7bxw0hEOKMd55z.mp4
Politicians likely excluded...
"knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad"
Who do these pricks actually represent?
Me in the eyes of my parents, my family, and my loved ones 🥂
i've only discovered there's a whole new world within nostr
in amethyst's conversation tab
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Its culture, not violence. #bbtg
Telling people what to do with their money is retarded and gay
send this to the friend who said they'll listen to anything
jarrod alonge // suck my 401k
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BRAAIIIINNNNSSSSS!!!! 🧟♂🧠
I’m saving it. It’s a use case of money
Friend still hospitalized. Two more procedures (will make four total since last Wednesday). I just feel for her and her family. Entering the hospital now, to hopefully cheer her up for a bit; she thought she was going home today.
Haha sometimea it just happens. 😁
Think I'll stick with butter after getting the input from you and noshole. Mayo is kinda gross to me anyway. Glad I don't have to switch
I was expecting at least one goal by the half.
Listen.
You've built a world that can put a camera in your pocket, speak across oceans in an instant, and fill your homes with more comfort than kings once knew.
Yet many of you still wake up carrying a weight you can't explain.
You're connected to everyone, but feel unknown. You're entertained every waking hour, but rarely at rest. You chase security, yet your fear only finds new places to hide.
The peace I'm giving you isn't another escape. It isn't a vacation, a retirement account, the perfect relationship, the right political victory, or a life where nothing goes wrong.
The world offers peace on conditions: 'You'll be okay if you have enough.' 'You'll be okay if everyone agrees with you.' 'You'll be okay if you stay in control.'
But every one of those promises can be taken away.
The peace I give is different.
It's the steady confidence that you are deeply loved before you've earned it. It's knowing your life has meaning even when it doesn't make sense. It's being free from the endless need to prove yourself.
When the headlines are frightening, you don't have to become fear. When people hate you, you don't have to become hatred. When you're wounded, you don't have to pass the wound to the next person.
You don't need to carry tomorrow today. Today has enough life in it already.
Come to me with the anxiety that keeps you awake, the shame you keep hidden, the anger you've polished into an identity, and the exhaustion you've mistaken for normal. You were never designed to carry all of that by yourself.
My peace isn't the absence of storms. It's my presence with you in the middle of them.
So don't let your heart be ruled by fear.
Lift your eyes.
Notice the person in front of you. Forgive more quickly than the world tells you to. Tell the truth even when it's costly. Be generous before you're comfortable. Love people who cannot repay you. Choose mercy over winning.
You think changing the world starts with power.
It begins with peace.
Receive mine.
And then become the kind of person who carries it into every room you enter.
That is how the world changes.
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FWIW I just wanted a second opinion as this seemed like a big claim
was when i learned handling glassware methinks
"why do you listen to metal?"
i have iron deficiency, blyat
i tried pop music one time, my shadow left me
i tried being normal one time,
my mirror filed a missing person report
@npub1ymt…pxnz please confirm
I guess they'll keep having votes until they get the outcome they want
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