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2026-01-08 15:55:44 UTC

Average wealth per adult, 2025.
🇨🇭 Switzerland: $687,166
🇺🇸 United States: $620,654
🇭🇰 Hong Kong: $601,195
🇱🇺 Luxembourg: $566,735
🇦🇺 Australia: $516,640
🇩🇰 Denmark: $481,558
🇸🇬 Singapore: $441,596
🇳🇿 New Zealand: $393,773
🇳🇱 Netherlands: $370,697
🇳🇴 Norway: $368,410
🇨🇦 Canada: $365,953
🇧🇪 Belgium: $349,404
🇬🇧 United Kingdom: $339,700
🇸🇪 Sweden: $334,391
🇹🇼 Taiwan: $312,075
🇫🇷 France: $301,503
🇮🇱 Israel: $284,224
🇮🇪 Ireland: $258,357
🇩🇪 Germany: $256,715
🇰🇷 South Korea: $251,223
🇦🇹 Austria: $243,473
🇪🇸 Spain: $233,739
🇮🇹 Italy: $214,663
🇯🇵 Japan: $205,221
🇫🇮 Finland: $183,367

2025-10-31 15:40:27 UTC

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@nprofile…24hx
Zelensky‘s golden toilet..
https://clew.lol/media/ccb6b091-b0e1-4a93-b2ff-e98e87e12952/IMG_7829.jpeg

2025-10-21 12:37:07 UTC

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@nprofile…24hx
The Conditions:
He will be held in a single cell at Santé Prison. The cell is equipped with a wall phone, from which calls can only be made to a pre-approved list of numbers. He will also have at his disposal a television (pay-per-view), a shower, a toilet, and a small refrigerator. In addition, he will have access to a gym and a library. The only people Nicolas Sarkozy will be able to interact with are prison guards. Activities are kept to a minimum for security reasons.
In practice, there is no morning meal tray: bread and jam, for example, are delivered the evening before along with dinner. Otherwise, the inmate must buy his own food. In short, Nicolas Sarkozy will have to prepare his own breakfast.

2025-10-20 06:10:23 UTC

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@nprofile…d605
👇 exactly like this
https://clew.lol/media/b9f98d67-b29f-4215-a898-eea6a4da13cc/Template%20to%20video%20%E4%B8%A8%20Become%20Royal%20Vampire%208.mp4

2025-10-20 04:24:31 UTC

@nprofile…5kj7
👇👻🎃😈
https://clew.lol/media/1817c64c-b21f-4af1-a9cd-dfedb83f73d3/Template%20to%20video%20%E4%B8%A8%20Become%20Royal%20Vampire%206.mp4

2025-10-05 10:29:39 UTC

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@nprofile…6wcm
https://clew.lol/media/42e50745-d581-4a26-92ac-c280edfa512c/ssstwitter.com_1759660092123.mp4

2025-10-05 04:06:50 UTC

A rookie fireman came from the station after his first day, and told his wife, "You know, we have a system at the fire station. When Bell 1 rings we all put on our jackets. When Bell 2 rings we all slide down the pole. When Bell 3 rings, we get in the truck."
"From now on," he said, "we're going to run our house the same way." "When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love.
After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" the husband asked.
"Roll out more hose," she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire!”

2025-09-12 12:13:55 UTC

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@nprofile…qwdf
That’s the problem exactly, his face doesn’t exist in photo based systems, driver’s licenses so on…

2025-09-12 11:57:55 UTC

Get Him, Skye Valadez! $100, 000
https://clew.lol/media/f6212b93-41a7-4bed-bf0f-882ca03b206e/ssstwitter.com_1757677987739.mp4

2025-09-10 03:49:10 UTC

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@nprofile…z8eq
What’s that blue?

2025-09-09 23:18:33 UTC

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2025-08-27 15:27:54 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
Working your entire career for someone else can’t make you truly wealthy.
My Post :
To become wealthy you have to be an employer. And that also means you are going to have to work way harder than most employees. Unless you are an incredible pro athlete it’s almost impossible to become incredibly wealthy by working your entire career for someone else.
The idea that you can make yourself wealthy by taking something from someone else is the essence of a ……..

2025-08-27 15:18:12 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
Here is your point, ‘ But my point is that a generous family is the difference between struggling and having a much easier ride, more than the issue you raised about being wealthy.’
If you are trying to stay in an easy ride for life, you can make actual wealth.

2025-08-27 15:08:12 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
Do you think you are truly wealthy?
Do you have actual wealth?

2025-08-27 15:03:11 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
My point was about to become truly wealthy and building actual wealth, not easy riding.

2025-08-27 13:51:00 UTC

To become wealthy you have to be an employer. And that also means you are going to have to work way harder than most employees. Unless you are an incredible pro athlete it’s almost impossible to become incredibly wealthy by working your entire career for someone else.
Is it correct?

2025-08-23 06:46:30 UTC

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@nprofile…9asf @nprofile…6wcm @nprofile…6g30
His guitar is better than singing!

2025-08-23 06:34:16 UTC

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@nprofile…9asf @nprofile…6wcm @nprofile…6g30
Waiting……
While waiting to cheer everybody and you👇
I was at the bar last night when a fat woman in a sleeveless sundress strolled in raising her right arm high. She had an exceptionally hairy armpit, which she displayed without hesitation as she called out, “Which one of you fine gentlemen will buy a lady a drink?”
The room fell into an awkward silence as patrons suddenly found their drinks and table very interesting.
I was at the end of the bar heavily intoxicated. I banged my fist on the counter and slurred, “Get the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender, laughed a little, poured her a drink, which she downed. Not missing a beat, she repeated her performance, raising her arm and declaring, “Who’s buying the next round?”
Once again, I enthusiastically pounded the bar and yelled, “Another drink for the ballerina!”
Unable to contain his curiosity, the bartender leaned over and whispered, “Hey, it’s your money, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?”
I turned to him with a lopsided grin and said, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has gotta be a ballerina!”

2025-08-23 04:58:20 UTC

Serena dropped a whopping 31lbs….
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15024943/Slimmed-Serena-Williams-spokeswoman-skinny-jab-medication-31lbs.html

2025-08-23 02:38:49 UTC

FBI
https://clew.lol/media/8efb7ad8-87da-4556-b592-d4f72c14be2b/video_1755916430008.mp4

2025-08-20 12:27:58 UTC

When I first graduated highschool I took a job as a cashier at the local grocery store. One day an elderly woman approached my checkout counter, clutching a small list and a determined expression. “Young man,” she said, “I’d like to buy half of a watermelon.”
I was caught off guard. “Uh, I’m sorry, ma’am, but we only sell whole watermelons,” I explained.
Undeterred, the woman leaned in slightly, “Well, I’m old, and I don’t eat much. Whenever I buy a whole watermelon, half of it goes to waste. Could you ask your supervisor if there’s anything he can do?”
Reluctantly, I nodded, and headed toward the back of the store to find my supervisor. As I entered the office, I muttered, “You’re not going to believe this—some cranky old lady wants to buy half a watermelon.”
I froze mid-sentence. The elderly woman had followed me, and was now standing directly behind me, Thinking quickly, I turned back to my supervisor with a smile. "..And this delightful young lady would like to purchase the other half.
My supervisor chuckled, impressed by my quick recovery. They worked out a solution, and the elderly woman left the store with exactly what she needed, a satisfied smile on her face.
Later, my supervisor turned to me, still amused. “That was some quick thinking back there. Where are you from?”
I puffed up slightly, flashing a confident grin. “Oh, I’m from Canada, but I left because it’s just full of hockey players and hookers.”
My supervisor’s expression shifted.
“My wife is from Canada.”
Without missing a beat, I leaned in with a grin. “That’s fantastic! What team did she play for?”

2025-08-20 01:33:41 UTC

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

2025-08-18 12:22:57 UTC

PUTIN GIFTS ALASKAN MAN A MOTORCYCLE DURING TRUMP SUMMIT
At the U.S.-Russia summit in Anchorage, a local named Mark Warren walked away with a brand-new Ural motorcycle - a “personal gift” from Putin.
Russian TV crew bumped into him before the summit, saw his old Ural, and heard him complain about struggling to get spare parts.
The company pulled all production out of Russia after the Ukraine war and supply chains got messy under sanctions.
Days later, embassy staff showed up at his hotel with a shiny new ride.
Warren was floored, saying it was “night and day” compared to his old bike.
https://clew.lol/media/154aff2d-65f7-4efe-92fb-a08a9cc03ef7/IMG_6572.png

2025-08-16 04:26:00 UTC

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2025-08-15 07:01:40 UTC

Fun fact.
The average cat's reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake's one (44-70 ms).
The average human one is not less than 250 ms

2025-08-14 13:27:49 UTC

Team Trump
President Donald Trump.
Vice President JD Vance.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent.
Envoy Steve Witkoff.
Can you trust bad Vlad?

2025-08-14 10:36:19 UTC

Assistant to the President of Russia Yuri Ushakov shared details about the upcoming meeting between Putin and Trump:
▪️The meeting of the presidents, scheduled for Friday, will begin in Alaska at the Elmendorf-Richardson military base at 22:30 Moscow time.
▪️Putin and Trump will first hold a one-on-one meeting with interpreters present, followed by a meeting with delegations.
▪️Lavrov, Ushakov, Belousov, Siluanov, and Dmitriev will participate in the negotiations between Putin and Trump in Alaska.
▪️Five members of the delegations from each side will take part in the negotiations.
▪️Before the meeting starts, Putin and Trump will say a few words.
▪️Putin and Trump will hold a joint press conference following the negotiations.
▪️The central topic of the meeting between Putin and Trump will be the resolution of the Ukrainian crisis, but other topics will also be addressed — bilateral cooperation in the economic sphere and issues of global security.
▪️The Russian delegation will fly from Alaska to Russia immediately after the summit concludes.
▪️The Kremlin considers it symbolic that the meeting between Putin and Trump will take place near the burial site of Soviet pilots in Alaska — near the Elmendorf-Richardson military base, where the Russian-American negotiations will be held, there is a memorial cemetery where nine Soviet pilots are buried, as well as four people who died between 1942-1945 during the ferrying of aircraft from the USA under the Lend-Lease program.

2025-08-14 09:28:37 UTC

How to make cold-brew coffee at home
coffee grounds, coarse to medium-coarse grind, with water in a 3-quart pitcher, steep it overnight, at least 14 hours, then strain it twice

2025-08-14 07:37:17 UTC

President Trump on Wednesday warned that Russia would suffer “very serious consequences” if President Vladimir Putin does not agree to stop the Ukraine war after their summit.
Mr. Trump did not elaborate on what those consequences would be for Russia.
He said Friday’s summit in Alaska was a crucial step toward ending the more than three-year war in Ukraine, but he would need to see a genuine commitment to peace from Mr. Putin before setting up a follow-up meeting to hash out a ceasefire agreement.
Still, Mr. Trump voiced cautious optimism about brokering peace for Ukraine.
“There’s a very good chance that we’re going to have a second meeting, which will be more productive than the first, because the first is [where] I’m going to find out where we are and what we’re doing,” Mr. Trump said at a press conference at the Kennedy Center.
If Friday’s summit goes well, a second meeting should happen “almost immediately” between him, Mr. Putin and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Mr. Trump said he will call Mr. Zelenskyy after the summit with the Russian leader, and then he will call the other European leaders.

2025-08-13 09:30:35 UTC

When my daughter was 8 years old she came up me while I was working in the yard and asked, “Dad, what is couple sex?” I was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.
I proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and enjoys and responsibilities that go with it. When I finished explaining, she was looking at me with her mouth open and eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, I asked, “why did you ask, Sweetie? My daughter replied, “Well, mom said to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”

2025-08-13 06:31:22 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
Got it
I suggest to change your avatar….

2025-08-13 06:31:06 UTC

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@nprofile…2wdn @nprofile…gdjx
Feck out of here

2025-08-13 06:28:06 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
Send me the thread

2025-08-13 06:11:55 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
What happened to you?

2025-08-12 07:16:12 UTC

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@nprofile…gdjx
Do you do that too?
Sorority
https://clew.lol/media/eeeaf77f-b578-4798-ab11-5175981a65a7/ssstwitter.com_1754982839164.mp4

2025-08-11 22:26:26 UTC

I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.

2025-08-10 12:29:48 UTC

#WallaWallaNews
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2025-08-05 15:03:21 UTC

Walla walla news
The House Oversight Committee is compelling the following individuals to appear for depositions through issued subpoenas:
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton: October 9
Former President Bill Clinton: October 14
Former U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland: October 2
Former FBI Director James Comey: October 7
Former U.S. Attorney General William Barr: August 18
Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales: August 26
Former U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions: August 28
Former FBI Director Robert Mueller: September 2
Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch: September 9
Former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder: September 30

2025-08-04 08:26:52 UTC

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@nprofile…307h
Next time take some pictures…

2025-08-04 08:21:29 UTC

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@nprofile…307h
I don’t know about Lego prices, no kids🤷‍♀️

2025-08-04 08:16:50 UTC

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@nprofile…307h
How much was it?

2025-08-04 02:48:24 UTC

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@nprofile…307h
I think a lady made it for the kitty, perfect fit, my kitties don’t like wearing anything…
another one for you👇
https://clew.lol/media/998891a6-7eb4-4d36-b63e-f856290cf1d0/video_1754248216043.mp4

2025-08-04 01:28:15 UTC

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@nprofile…307h
This one for you💗
https://clew.lol/media/2eecb607-9c69-4b4b-bd5b-ecaa271298f6/video_1754270818731.mp4

2025-08-03 11:57:44 UTC

Watermel Crossack Popsicles
https://clew.lol/media/e9983b55-210f-43e7-a5a3-987c82f8f88b/clideo_editor_5355a0d877b94c21a3d60b9999194268.mp4

2025-08-03 07:09:20 UTC

Tip
You can eliminate the problem of telemarketers by acting interested in the product, but then trying to turn the conversation into phone sex.

2025-07-27 10:46:27 UTC

Good enough?
https://clew.lol/media/c78cab0d-3065-4597-abfb-21194b368525/ssstwitter.com_1753613061664.mp4

2025-07-25 04:36:49 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/0daa5700-0144-40e7-a2bd-ef296d5dda13/Template%20to%20video%20%E4%B8%A8%20AI%20Hug.mp4

2025-07-23 05:38:36 UTC

OPINION:
The idea that Vladimir Putin conspired to put Donald Trump in the White House was widely broadcast under orders issued by Barack Obama in his final weeks as president.
Records unsealed Friday trace the origin of this deception to a December 2016 gathering of the National Security Council. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard outlined the “manufactured intelligence” that emerged from this presidential confab on Fox News’ “Sunday Morning Futures.”
“The tasks coming out of that meeting were coming from President Obama directing the intelligence community — then-ODNI [James R.] Clapper — to produce a document, to produce an intelligence assessment, that detailed not if, but how, Moscow affected the election that had already occurred, electing Donald Trump to the presidency,” she said.
Previously, America’s spies were meticulous about ensuring their analysis “doesn’t mislead the reader to believe that the [intelligence community] currently has information indicating Russia has a known intent to influence the elections,” according to an FBI expert’s email.
A statement to that effect would have appeared in the president’s daily briefing hours before Mr. Obama’s leadership team assembled. After receiving “new guidance” from the top, however, the FBI agent deleted the line.
Despite the lack of reliable intelligence suggesting Russia affected the election, NSC meeting participants agreed to sanction Russia anyway. Internally, they justified the shift in narrative by referencing “new” evidence that turned out to be nothing more than fairy tales cooked up by Hillary Clinton’s campaign.
“After months of investigation into this matter, the facts reveal this new assessment was based on information that was known by those involved to be manufactured i.e. the Steele Dossier or deemed as not credible,” the DNI reported in a written summary of the newly released papers.
To some, these revelations aren’t surprising. Internet sleuths assumed Mr. Obama was behind what happened based on fragmentary hints stashed deep within inspector general reports and freedom of information releases. Until now, intelligence officials successfully concealed their hanky-panky from the broader public through redactions and a cozy relationship with “journalists” eager to publish fable as fact, as long as it undermines Mr. Trump. To some, these revelations aren’t surprising. Internet sleuths assumed Mr. Obama was behind what happened based on fragmentary hints stashed deep within inspector general reports and freedom of information releases. Until now, intelligence officials successfully concealed their hanky-panky from the broader public through redactions and a cozy relationship with “journalists” eager to publish fable as fact, as long as it undermines Mr. Trump.
Ms. Gabbard said she will declassify even more this week to shed light on the steps former government officials took to cover their tracks. She also made criminal referrals to the Justice Department.
As a minimum standard of accountability, any current federal employee who participated in this underhanded effort must be fired and barred from holding a security clearance.
The judiciary, especially in the District of Columbia, is so thoroughly captured by liberal activism that a reckoning is improbable. Deeper disclosure, along with a thorough housecleaning at Langley and the Hoover Building, is the next best thing.
Releasing documents, even if embarrassing to the government, is always the right move. Mr. Trump shouldn’t be afraid of trusting the American people to know truths bureaucrats are desperate to bury. Ms. Gabbard said she will declassify even more this week to shed light on the steps former government officials took to cover their tracks. She also made criminal referrals to the Justice Department.
As a minimum standard of accountability, any current federal employee who participated in this underhanded effort must be fired and barred from holding a security clearance.
The judiciary, especially in the District of Columbia, is so thoroughly captured by liberal activism that a reckoning is improbable. Deeper disclosure, along with a thorough housecleaning at Langley and the Hoover Building, is the next best thing.
Releasing documents, even if embarrassing to the government, is always the right move. Mr. Trump shouldn’t be afraid of trusting the American people to know truths bureaucrats are desperate to bury.

2025-07-23 04:21:45 UTC

Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing. It's always, "Is Pepsi okay?"

2025-07-23 00:18:47 UTC

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@nprofile…63cw
Mosquito

2025-07-21 00:53:03 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/486d177c-c22a-4fb2-bbaa-5986b43187a1/ssstwitter.com_1753059140299.mp4

2025-07-21 00:50:06 UTC

https://clew.lol/media/7204b4bb-adce-4f6e-95f1-2c6fdbf94d4e/ssstwitter.com_1753058914564.mp4

2025-07-20 05:16:06 UTC

GHISLAINE SAYS EPSTEIN WAS MURDERED: Ghislaine Maxwell from prison stated she believed Jeffrey Epstein was murdered. Mark Epstein the brother of Jeffrey Epstein believes his brother was murdered and told him that he had dirt on the 2016 Presidential Candidates. Bill Barr Coverup.

2025-07-16 06:05:33 UTC

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@nprofile…6g30
Here…
https://clew.lol/media/7003557b-8dda-4264-b22e-b79b70507ef1/IMG_5722.jpeg
https://clew.lol/media/e8688b71-8801-49fc-9332-f39296930377/IMG_5721.jpeg

2025-07-14 14:47:12 UTC

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@nprofile…pltp @nprofile…8v9a
Is that you?😆

2025-07-14 14:45:59 UTC

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@nprofile…pltp @nprofile…8v9a
Well.., not really
3rd cut
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/
📦 | 📦
———— 1st cut
📦 | 📦
2
n
d
cut
Make the 3rd cut perpendicular to the first two

2025-07-14 14:39:24 UTC

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@nprofile…pltp @nprofile…8v9a
Ha ha…, I would argue that folding is cut also….

2025-07-14 14:37:30 UTC

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@nprofile…pltp @nprofile…8v9a
This wasn’t a well defined question, it meant to be dots are dots, any considerable ways of dots, and the question didn’t specify the exact boundary of where we have to look for.

2025-07-14 14:32:16 UTC

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@nprofile…pltp @nprofile…8v9a
What truth…..

2025-07-14 14:31:50 UTC

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@nprofile…8v9a @nprofile…pltp
We are talking about cheese, not cake.
For the third cut, make a perpendicular to the first two….

2025-07-14 14:27:00 UTC

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@nprofile…pltp @nprofile…8v9a
3 cuts
First cut, 1 -> 2
Second cut, 2 -> 4
The Final Cut, 4 -> 8

2025-07-14 12:52:27 UTC

???????
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