GayDeceiver

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do.

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2026-05-05 18:51:51 UTC

Your friends at Eagle Tactical understand that sometimes, exuding all that Alpha Male, Lone Wolf energy constantly can be exhausting, and we’re proud to offer the Eagle Tactical Ironhaven Fortress for Men. No betas. No women. Only manly men of manliness. Together. Feeding off each other’s Alpha energy. Making bonds. Sweating together. Becoming better Alphas through intense one-on-one training and brotherhood. Join today!
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2026-03-31 15:48:45 UTC

Da fuq? Conversion Therapy cannot be banned?
As someone who, as an adult, went to "therapy" for a few years to subjugate and deny my homosexual urges with a religious therapist ...
That shit is awful ... and it does actual damage to the psyche.
I'm so sick and tired of this fcuking timeline.

2026-03-27 14:48:41 UTC

Now that I found out about the "California Burrito" with French Fries in it ... I'm both kind of grossed out and curious about it.

2026-03-26 02:27:04 UTC

Honestly… I thought that the Christian Rapture was a religious concept going back to the very beginning of the religion.
Nope. John Nelson Darby created it in the 1800s, after he had a fall and a knocked his nogging real hard.
Look him up. It’s a hoot.

2026-03-19 16:05:49 UTC

"You silly kids and your funny 'neurodivergence' talk. We didn't have that growing up, and I turned out quite fine," said Grandma as she let her grandchildren into her climate-controlled, pressurized subbasement Breyer Horse mini-museum with over 7,000 separate, distinct horses.

2026-03-09 14:45:20 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Even I, as a gay man, acknowledge that is a super bad ad.

2026-03-08 01:46:13 UTC

She’s got the body of a beauty queen. How she got it in her freezer, no one really knows.

2026-03-08 01:45:13 UTC

Some of these people who are generating chaos need to be “Poltergeist” haunted.

2026-03-06 18:28:45 UTC

"If not surveillance state, why surveillance state shaped?"

2026-03-05 05:01:27 UTC

Be the reason the prime real estate in your town is cemetery adjacent.

2026-03-04 00:27:40 UTC

Done gone and went a-votin’
The Republican side of the room had plenty of voting stations open, and the voting clerks were kinda bored.
The Democratic side? Long line.
I think Texas might be a little bit more purple now.

2026-03-03 15:18:19 UTC

Maybe his next step will be to get into a battle of wits with Sicilian, especially if death is on the line?
I mean, he already started the land war in Asia ...

2026-03-03 14:40:33 UTC

When I was younger, I would start getting sick and I would play the hero and push through ... and extend the illness way beyond it's usual run.
Now, the moment I start feeling bad, I prioritize what's important: Getting into bed and making sure I give my body a chance to heal.

2026-03-03 02:03:39 UTC

Never cuddle with a Klingon
#SciFiEtiquette
#HashTagGames

2026-02-28 23:46:07 UTC

“As we enter hour seventeen of Operation Distract from the PDF Files …”

2026-02-28 23:07:25 UTC

The bombings will continue until peace is restored.

2026-02-22 22:00:09 UTC

Eagle Tactical, the brand of the Alpha Male, the King of His Kingdom, is proud to introduce its specially-licensed line of The Punisher merchandise. The Badass Kit includes the bullet-proof vest and the official Kid'n'Play hair piece and beard. You'll be the best looking Frank Castle in your trailer park! Buy yours today!
We also offer the Hello Kitty edition, if your taste is more colorful.
#EagleTactical
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2026-02-10 01:18:44 UTC

Hear me out: Antiques Roadshow, but for cursed objects.
#AntiquesRoadShowCursedObjects

2026-02-06 00:47:07 UTC

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@nprofile…5mvz I know, right?

2026-02-06 00:17:11 UTC

Me: I can’t possibly spend any more money on a LEGO set.
LEGO: Project Hail Mary set, anyone?
Me: FINE!
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2026-02-05 16:35:02 UTC

Even his AI girlfriend dumped him.

2026-02-04 19:35:14 UTC

Ethical ethics

2026-02-04 16:05:10 UTC

One of my coworkers acts like he's been created by AI.

2026-01-31 23:44:35 UTC

Everyone has a podcast these days, even AI Slop machines.

2026-01-16 22:58:45 UTC

“We didn’t have autism when I was growing up. It’s all made up,” said Nana as she added another commemorative plate to her collection, the largest one west of the Mississippi.

2026-01-16 20:40:05 UTC

This is the dumbest, most discouraging dystopia ever.

2026-01-15 23:24:18 UTC

When a Gen-X person asks you a question about something you're about to do, please understand that they are loath to give direct advice. They're asking the question because they can see how your decisions are going to explode in your face.

2026-01-15 00:42:50 UTC

He died doing what he loved, telling parents of teenagers how to parent.

2026-01-08 20:14:20 UTC

You know how you stop this Greenland nonsense?
Denmark stops Lego shipments to the US.
Lego Adults will not stand for it.

2026-01-03 20:14:15 UTC

Are we all agreed this is all happening because of petroleum?

2025-12-31 04:49:19 UTC

Dismantle the patriarchy by being a good parent, treating everyone with respect, and leading by example.

2025-12-23 16:06:31 UTC

Would I be upset if someone I like is in the Epstein Files? Not really. I mean, I found out this year what a terrible human Neil Gaiman is, so moving forward, I will make the assumption that anyone with loads of money and means will probably be in that list. Regular folk rules don't apply after you've made a certain amount of money.

2025-12-22 03:55:29 UTC

“Oh sure, we heard the angels on high. They were terrifying, as in my mind went blank and I voided myself in sheer, animalistic fear. “

2025-12-22 01:52:58 UTC

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, and daddy was sitting on the couch watching them with this grin. It still haunts me to this day.”

2025-12-15 20:45:00 UTC

Let’s face it, some people in this here meeting need to be tranq’d.

2025-11-23 18:06:05 UTC

People ought to tell you that you can’t escape your genes.

2025-11-21 21:47:00 UTC

One day sometime in the future, there will be not a single person who'll claim they voted for 47, let alone 45.

2025-11-20 14:26:03 UTC

"But there are Democrats in the documents!"
"So?"
"Democrats!"
"I don't care if there are Popes in those documents. If they did the deed, they need to pay."

2025-11-19 14:00:50 UTC

Happy #InternationalMensDay to all the guys out there who have decided that it stops with them and sought therapy and the kind of support network that will allow them to live full, healthy, emotionally aware lives … and not die of a heart attack at age 40 because “emotions are for sissies.”

2025-11-13 17:47:40 UTC

As the nuclear dumpster fire that is this administration continues, let's remember the Epstein Files.

2025-10-31 22:52:20 UTC

“I didn’t know the cruel law was going to be cruel to me!” said the voter who found out the law applied to everyone, regardless of the color of their skin

2025-10-23 13:04:52 UTC

Be the reason your neighborhood is a peaceful haven for eldritch creatures.

2025-10-22 19:41:15 UTC

If I could travel back in time, I'd tell my 18-year-old self that no matter what happens, things will turn out OK ... and to work hard, save money, and buy as much Google stock when it goes public.

2025-10-17 14:16:57 UTC

If not fascist, why fascist shaped?

2025-10-14 16:29:10 UTC

Not my dimensional gate, not my demons.

2025-09-04 13:14:56 UTC

CBS: Epstein Survivors
NBC: Epstein Survivors
ABC: Epstein Survivors
CNN: Epstein Survivors
WE: Epstein Survivors
Hallmark: Epstein Survivors
Survivor Channel: Epstein Survivors
Fox News: Is “K-POP Demon Hunters” turning your child into a Satanist?

2025-08-19 20:04:30 UTC

"He thinks himself to be the next version of the German Moustache guy, but he's not even good at cosplaying Musolini"

2025-08-19 16:39:15 UTC

It's start of school time ... where the adorable little disease vectors start coming home with new and exciting variants of well-known childhood diseases

2025-08-17 14:54:55 UTC

The road to hell is paved with thoughts and prayers.

2025-08-15 01:16:05 UTC

Epic Christmas Party
#DebateAMovieExtraneously
#HashTagGames
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2025-08-06 19:51:27 UTC

“I don’t like those parts of the Constitution. Take them out. They’re icky.”
“But, Mr President …”
“THEY’RE ICKY!”
“OK …”
[Social Media Explodes]
“WHY DID YOU TAKE THOSE PARTS OUT OF THE CONSTITUTION?”
“Mr President, you told me to?”
“I DID NOT DO SUCH THING! PUT THEM BACK!”
“But, Sir ..”
“I SAID PUT THEM BACK!”

2025-07-30 01:06:38 UTC

The Waves of Our Lives
#GnarlyDramaShows
#HashTagGames

2025-07-27 15:30:08 UTC

Eagle Tactical knows that you're a magnificent specimen of maleness, and that others vie for your genetic material to generate the next generation of super men. BioBarrier, our new Nanoweave DNA Containment System, with is Nanoweave ArmorSkin, NeuroConductive Pulse-Lining, and Biolock coating, will ensure your magnificent potential is only used at the right time, and with the right partner. Protect your seed. Save the future.
#EagleTactical
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2025-07-25 13:50:14 UTC

Jeff — the guy who will help you move and gladly offer his truck
Geoff — the guy you go out drinking with who hopefully won’t get you in jail this time

2025-07-16 19:55:29 UTC

I'm surprised the Heinlein state never sued Elon over "Grok"

2025-07-16 14:27:03 UTC

If I move to Canada to live permanently, do I get a choice between a pet moose or a pet goose?

2025-07-12 18:44:16 UTC

If people are upset because ...
Star Wars
Star Trek
Superman
Batman
DC Universe
Marvel CU
are too woke ... maybe they're missing the point?

2025-07-05 22:26:16 UTC

It would appear I got the COVID again. I'm glad I got vaccinated ... cuz it's not hitting too hard ... but I am still wrecked.

2025-07-02 23:31:22 UTC

He died doing what he loved … walking into Lesbian Bars and asking, “Which one of you fundie chicks wants to carry my seed?”

2025-06-24 01:37:37 UTC

I Am Unable to Obtain Satiation of Any Base Desires
#GenericKnockOffSongsOrPoems
#HashTagGames

2025-06-22 01:14:47 UTC

The men loneliness epidemic has all to do with women being all woke and nothing with our represensible behavior as troglodytes
#ReplyGuySaysWhat
#HashTagGames

2025-06-15 19:52:04 UTC

I wonder if Peepaw was expecting the kind of exhibion or military might and power that you only see in more repressive societies, were everything mores in terrifying military precision.

2025-06-10 13:40:57 UTC

Real men of manly Alpha energy fear nothing and claim everything. They are never afraid of colors. Claim back all the colors, wear Eagle Tactical's Prideband for Alpha Males!
#EagleTactical
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2025-05-31 23:59:06 UTC

I want to have the real life chemistry that Pitt and Clooney have in the Oceans movies.

2025-05-31 16:09:56 UTC

I think a lot of the political debate might be resolved more easily if deadlocks could only be solved by Thunderdome rules … and not by a proxy either. Like the actual politicians would have to fight. Imagine a couple of octogenarians ducking it out the death over a budget allocation.

2025-05-29 21:35:28 UTC

"What's this?"
"A court order from the Abyss. You can't be within 500 meters from it from now on."

2025-05-29 05:22:32 UTC

Someone told me the other day that if we grew up in a less than ideal family, we grow up to become the person we hoped would protect us from the pain.
I was gobsmacked.

2025-05-24 01:26:12 UTC

“My first away mission as security for the captain!”
#FictionalCharactersLastWords
#HashtagGames

2025-05-15 22:29:21 UTC

He doesn’t fight his demons. He talks to them, constantly, incessantly, non-stop. His demons keep asking for transfers, but management won’t change things.

2025-05-10 02:12:45 UTC

The openly racist guy who wants all brown people deported out of the United States. One of the images has been modified via AI to look human.
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2025-05-03 19:34:57 UTC

Pope Donald I uses a new encyclical to declare that any Catholic who opposes him will be condemned to the lowest pit of hell. “God said he’s 100 percent behind me.”
#FalsePopeDon

2025-05-03 19:32:02 UTC

Pope Donald I shocks no one by renaming the home of Roman Catholicism “Trumptican” through another encyclical.
#FalsePopeDon

2025-04-29 01:11:40 UTC

Don’t let them deceive you. Zoo animals are scary. Not cute.
#YelpReviewsByChildren
#HashTagGames

2025-04-25 02:31:46 UTC

Now that I’ve generated the image of the badass angel … I’m going to have to learn how to turn it into a 3D file to print.
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2025-04-22 17:46:02 UTC

Jon Stewart is younger than Paul Rudd.
Let that sink in.
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2025-04-21 15:42:08 UTC

I think the Guild will probably revoke my card for saying this, but …
Who cares about fashion, amirite?

2025-04-21 02:42:24 UTC

“There are sexy Santa Helpers, Sexy Witches, Sexy Nurses, but why not Sexy abunnies?”
#EasterBunnyDeepThoughts
#HashTagGames

2025-04-16 03:46:16 UTC

One day, all we will text our loved ones will be:
He died
… and everyone will know who

2025-04-14 01:58:53 UTC

According to Trek … WWIII happens in 2063.
I don’t think we’ll make it that far.

2025-04-08 22:07:18 UTC

Dear Microsoft:
Office sucks.
Sincerely,
GayDeceiver

2025-04-07 18:20:54 UTC

He looks like the anemic vampire who has no ability to thrall whatsoever, is totally weak, drags everyone around him, and is barely tolerated by the rest of the brood, but they keep him around because he’s most cruel of them all.
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2025-04-05 17:02:06 UTC

20s: Its the weekend! Let’s have an adventure!
30s: Its the weekend! Let’s do something tonight!
40s: Its the weekend! Let’s tackle the Honey Do list!”
50s: Its the weekend! I’m staying cocooned at home.

2025-04-05 15:38:14 UTC

I’m not saying the future is bleak, but the Tarot cards caught on fire all by themselves.

2025-04-03 02:27:05 UTC

Even space aliens who live in a post-capitalist free society think tariffs are stupid.

2025-04-01 20:20:37 UTC

“I’m not saying my mother in law is evil, but I’ve seen one of her horcruxes.”

2025-03-25 02:35:07 UTC

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@nprofile…7vxc exactly!

2025-03-19 17:20:31 UTC

We need a Disney Princess that overthrows the patriarchy.

2025-03-15 01:10:05 UTC

Great-grandma’s breast reduction surgery
#OddReasonsToCrowdFund
#HashTagGames

2025-03-15 00:35:01 UTC

A lawyer show where all the partners are Wendigos.

2025-02-28 16:09:59 UTC

Happy Boycott Day! May all your purchases today be from local businesses, and not from any conglomerate!

2025-02-21 21:20:13 UTC

Malicious Compliance:
Referring to your elder maga relatives by their gender opposite pronouns. "I don't have to listen to you, I can use any pronouns I like, because I decide which pronouns to use with you."

2025-02-19 20:02:52 UTC

Apparently, immigrants ARE taking the jobs ... as long as they are white, South African, and fascists, that's OK.

2025-02-18 19:43:43 UTC

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@nprofile…20qw Where the did you get the screen background??? That is so cool!

2025-01-19 06:19:41 UTC

Friend: Which one, Mastodon or Bluesky?
Me: Mastodon has scientists and experts in their field who love to share about their lives, and everyone is super nice. Bluesky is not so much.
Friend:
Me: Mastodon is Star Trek. Bluesky is Star Wars.
Friend: Why didn’t you say that first?

2024-09-15 19:55:48 UTC

Opportunistic power hungry social climber leverages fortuitous event to eliminate all political opponents and consolidate power base to take over the world.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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2024-04-24 19:41:26 UTC

Some of us are old enough to remember when AOL was trying so hard to become the Gateway to the Internet. I guess Zuckey didn't learn from that?

2024-04-24 18:49:19 UTC

Relationships are about the give and take and about patience, like when your lifemate is in the pantry looking for a snack, gets agitated, and then you silently grab it for them ... from the shelf below.

2024-03-25 19:49:26 UTC

“I miss the good old days, when Fascists and Nazis stayed in the shadows as a fringe group, you could afford a starter home at 25, and the only thing hanging over our heads was the extinction of the species through thermonuclear war.”

2023-09-04 03:12:17 UTC

Alone Again, Finally!
#MakeAsongBored
#HashtagGames

2023-08-21 21:35:31 UTC

I’m starting to mask again. I can’t afford to get COVID once more.