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Satoshi de cal Knots BIP-110⚡

Tot és mentida, excepte Bitcoin.

Public Key

npub1zfzqcey5uqkuppjd96lml52aw6fuswvf4tvhrl9dt49t8m5pgf2q98ne7k

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqspy3qvvj2wqtwqsexja0al69whdy7g8xy64kt3ljk46j4na6q5y4qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds96sxxf

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

Author Public Key

npub1zfzqcey5uqkuppjd96lml52aw6fuswvf4tvhrl9dt49t8m5pgf2q98ne7k

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Last Notes

2026-06-02 07:03:07 UTC

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Yes, because I can stack more sats with my euroshit!

2026-05-31 13:58:23 UTC

Us la fotran pel davant, pel darrera, per activa i per passiva.
Feu els deures i estudieu Bitcoin.
https://www.3cat.cat/3catinfo/la-banca-privada-savanca-al-bce-i-aviat-llancara-una-moneda-digital-per-fer-pagaments/noticia/3412004/

2026-05-29 16:05:20 UTC

Inflació del 3,2% (absolutament tothom que no visqui en una cova sap que és mentida).
El titular: "Els preus, estables" 🤡🤡🤡
Fes els deures i estudia Bitcoin o te la fotran ben fotuda.
https://www.3cat.cat/3catinfo/els-preus-estables-la-inflacio-es-mante-al-maig-en-el-3-2-segons-lipc-avancat/noticia/3412252/?ext=MASTODON_SOCIAL

2026-05-25 07:33:50 UTC

"Bitcoin és arriscat"
https://blossom.primal.net/415932ccce15dca6fb6a3a4335e690185799c82dc02a74fe7343b483b19ee3ad.png

2026-05-24 14:53:39 UTC

Orangepilling since 2004 https://npub1zfzqcey5uqkuppjd96lml52aw6fuswvf4tvhrl9dt49t8m5pgf2q98ne7k.blossom.band/e1fdc215237011e8ebfcbe7bd13c7b1d5fa993c0e64440e8cf7854d9a9df9646.jpg

2026-05-19 17:54:39 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6392775bfd8e761dc8b70a89ed6dbe5bd6e5eef434cfe1920738c7ce627e5224.jpg

2026-05-18 07:39:43 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f0c304a07c9a00c978cd3a391b0224857a4b5ba8f0549db8a15848850322ca6b.png

2026-05-17 11:16:53 UTC

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My XMPP home server:
https://blossom.primal.net/b47609cd14b92ceaab8cc4915193433c160cbc3963f10882cd99dbdd4497dca0.gif

2026-05-16 18:18:10 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f5f0349a271d87a49265510107ae6fa2b7879930febc8ef421ae96777f42fd25.jpg

2026-05-14 07:42:36 UTC

Bitcoin wallet password generator
lol420fuckthePOLICE!*:)
https://blossom.primal.net/329c90eedaa8d6c599edbefecffb2184d8df2475181aabafd78ea65b81f2e4ae.png

2026-05-14 05:38:21 UTC

GM
Stay humble.
Stack sats.
And
lol420fuckthePOLICE!*:)

2026-05-13 19:48:29 UTC

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Good luck deleting nostr posts 😅

2026-05-13 06:37:18 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/7ab360e6f44e152b0c339cdbb58a7102bb3c6c17bda05ff78c93ee49a1b1ee84.png

2026-05-10 12:59:04 UTC

wtf
Why didn't I know about nostrmail.org earlier?
I want to talk to nostr customer support to file a complaint.

2026-05-10 10:15:15 UTC

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LOL
Anyway... fuck the Spanish government, and fuck the Catalan government too.
https://blossom.primal.net/9e3e9e67ebacde7e5fa40c6d475f813034d3a2fd1036a763b8efd065d2053073.jpg

2026-05-10 06:34:25 UTC

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Catalan
https://blossom.primal.net/6b9245e5bd318979ad0c811cf591e01422f3cae6c3142671d2e4fd82bd3c5b15.png

2026-05-09 14:00:01 UTC

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Another advantage of working from home 😅
@nprofile…m02t

2026-05-08 06:34:28 UTC

GFY
https://blossom.primal.net/4734a89e48299a9ea1fc9f30de679fa388c56fd62089071fdd8817da0453917f.png

2026-05-08 06:32:30 UTC

No els deixis finançar guerres devaluant la moneda.
Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/2ade19cfc7dd91caad2bac024c6eaf8e7c3931db4d3d61b40f23cd00f7cc23a3.png

2026-05-03 07:03:47 UTC

"Bitcoin és arriscat"
Oh, i tant. És molt millor confiar en els bancs.
https://t.co/C3tNLTfmE3

2026-04-27 17:20:29 UTC

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Awesome.
Sent to my friends.
No one replied. HFSP 😢

2026-04-26 08:12:18 UTC

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I configured wss://bitcoinostr.duckdns.org/ just for fun. Whitelisted only my key a few weeks ago after a spam attack, but reopened back right now after some additional adjustments suggested by Gemini to avoid spam; let's see how it works.
Added your wss://relay.kilombino.com :-)

2026-04-24 15:29:10 UTC

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Nope.
My wife does, but she has "reasons".

2026-04-17 13:48:52 UTC

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I know where the servers are.
https://blossom.primal.net/99c2fa6b6e9cc08d847d8b6945ee02dc51259c4ea6293779908ab1d97a56b987.png

2026-04-16 08:00:13 UTC

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Satoshi should have build Bitcoin serverless
https://blossom.primal.net/ccd44554181b0b448a7700857afc37068b1eabfb02d7391742ddeacf05b78ba7.png
#nevent1q…2t5g

2026-04-16 07:19:00 UTC

I found the Bitcoin servers
https://blossom.primal.net/99c2fa6b6e9cc08d847d8b6945ee02dc51259c4ea6293779908ab1d97a56b987.png

2026-04-13 07:04:53 UTC

Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/b67f12fd569a0a781c6d249882af88b28a2609b0e3255280133b190be9d8dc41.png

2026-04-12 21:33:50 UTC

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I remember I commented to someone I couldn't have adult conversations with my friends anymore. It was more than 10 years ago.
Same thing in some TV series here in Catalonia; adults behaving like teenagers.
We are doomed.

2026-04-12 08:35:22 UTC

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Nah, I'm going full XRP. There is no second best.
https://blossom.primal.net/7e6ad34297ca30fc3b895fc7decfbdf6454ccbd3c67b25e1658c529c920b4daa.png

2026-04-12 08:10:36 UTC

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Fuck, you didn't tell me it's backed by nothing.
I'm going to sell 😢

2026-04-09 11:39:20 UTC

El banc demanant-me que hi porti els meus amics 😅
Als meus amics els dic que comprin Bitcoin; si provo de portar algú al banc seran els meus enemics.

2026-04-07 21:06:17 UTC

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Manjaro.

2026-03-22 20:46:23 UTC

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And don't repeat info already known, just as I've just done lol.

2026-03-22 20:44:08 UTC

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Also: tell them what version of the software you used and explain the exact steps to reproduce the bug.

2026-03-22 20:23:09 UTC

So no Chuck Norris memes?
WTF, I want to speak to nostr customer support.

2026-02-16 22:45:06 UTC

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I saved the first one, but now I can't find it 😥

2026-01-22 19:44:48 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqs8df8e7tqypajvcyc77qdvmqhrlw0gh4dz4slkpyp9wm44f326zugmjny80

2026-01-22 19:31:51 UTC

BIP-110 RC3 https://blossom.primal.net/cb19b377188e8f27652b2afbeac6f9d3e29d8f274260f92e9ed42ffcd2b76b36.png

2026-01-22 16:09:06 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/47a1a1992f7b7581f1264e890cd5b8a5a05ff6303490787a0ef5db197a4a6e0a.jpg

2026-01-17 19:46:50 UTC

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Tasker. Can't live without xD

2026-01-17 19:17:29 UTC

Si et penses que entens Bitcoin, és que no has entès Bitcoin.

2026-01-13 18:39:48 UTC

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😞

2026-01-04 08:13:28 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/20f3d43b35e9d5a9aa6da6829b950c2b123346234b66a006d4b9951cbb492e64.png

2025-12-31 20:47:28 UTC

Bon any nou.
Salut i sats!

2025-12-25 06:41:39 UTC

Bon Nadal.
https://blossom.primal.net/40e2a0a6aec4cba5be05e2820c76d9e6b4a3ebe59f91d38b639a22dbcf7d924a.jpg

2025-12-20 19:37:13 UTC

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Not in plain text, of course. That would be insecure because employees, not because QC. QC isn't a threat for Bitcoin for the time being, not for online bank accounts either.
@nprofile…k8rv

2025-12-18 15:11:58 UTC

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In sPain you must register them, even if you have only a few 😡

2025-12-15 18:42:27 UTC

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Just closed my Alby hub. Only a waste of sats.

2025-12-09 20:00:37 UTC

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http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

2025-12-08 15:55:41 UTC

Avui és festa, però es veu que hi havia gent de guàrdia a les oficines de Bitcoin i he pogut comprar sats 👌

2025-12-08 15:44:27 UTC

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Fiataholics help center.

2025-12-08 15:29:51 UTC

Ja ha arribat el tió!
https://blossom.primal.net/7a453dc464ff6a0281b5cdb9b24020639e902d40ff1c50ed9d81f572b9fb4949.jpg