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Satoshi de cal Knots BIP-110⚡

BREAKING:
Es confirma que un grup d'experts ha trobat un onzè manament a les Taules de Moisès:
"Custodia els teus Bitcoin. Si no tens les claus, només tens un IOU."

2026-07-09 21:47:33 UTC

Quan fa anys que estudies Bitcoin
https://blossom.primal.net/b8ab8b12f09e92fd1502d711c63b1dbe3829f59350a9be0607f565a92f89c925.jpg

2026-07-09 21:46:20 UTC

"He entrat al súper a comprar quatre coses i m'ha pujat més de 100 euros"
Sí. Estudia la inflació, l'emissió descontrolada de moneda i l'efecte Cantillon.
Però sobretot, estudia Bitcoin

2026-07-04 11:49:49 UTC

He mirat la previsió meteorològica i m'he adonat que no tinc prou Bitcoin.
https://image.nostr.build/990d569ffe1341c1ab3296a20d6ae4276f4a7ba2e0f62f38f43fd69b5d07d354.jpg

2026-06-27 18:24:44 UTC

BIP-110
https://blossom.primal.net/fd18f0b0f647fb6679f41484af089582dc14b474da9c6aa08b7df65b8f5312e2.jpg

2026-06-23 11:46:56 UTC

Purifiquem-nos amb el foc de Sant Joan.
https://image.nostr.build/d4c9f20b5956ce0318d5f90abd36c2a3075896ca005a00c4da763df96f2164eb.jpg

2026-06-21 07:51:54 UTC

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GM, Sir.

2026-06-21 07:10:31 UTC

Avui farà calor. https://image.nostr.build/69a9cc668c04cb7620adfdc912933995497ee5030cdeb43d2f35efe06b2541f4.jpg

2026-06-20 05:19:27 UTC

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Neither mine did.
I want to talk to Bitcoin customer service.

2026-06-19 18:36:02 UTC

@nprofile…9kky #asknostr
https://image.nostr.build/c70dae0a6ae11ae2c179f9872c230c3122aaf1b706bab700bf8eb34904602fdb.jpg

2026-06-19 15:28:15 UTC

Mark Twain: ""Sempre que et trobis del costat de la majoria, és el moment de fer una pausa i reflexionar". https://npub1zfzqcey5uqkuppjd96lml52aw6fuswvf4tvhrl9dt49t8m5pgf2q98ne7k.blossom.band/ac80fefd2417755002e1ad5c640ad96f430fadabd6edc485c994f68b6fa8e468.jpg

2026-06-18 07:09:04 UTC

No tens prou Bitcoin.
https://image.nostr.build/21bfd5e8033a1873b6c6d63436a5003e8e7cf140e635c78950021afc011cc9a1.jpg

2026-06-18 07:00:20 UTC

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Yeah, but just today I broke my personal record for consecutive days alive.

2026-06-17 12:08:44 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/0d663d6a0eb3b5c22542866bc53de7d0212264ef3cb706124158d7068a991cd2.jpg

2026-06-14 19:50:07 UTC

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Been here since 2007. Ubuntu, Mint, Sparky. Eventually Manjaro cured my distrohooping. One of the many great things about Linux is that you can choose the distro that you like.
Of course, my Bitcoin node runs on a Linux machine.
Worst part is when you must use one of these craps for your fiat minig.

2026-06-11 12:46:27 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/1de9177f81eb944b15f2fb5c5194d59d841954f0d2a5d96fad3bf59cc6250c8f.jpg

2026-06-08 08:05:16 UTC

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Coyote Musk?

2026-06-07 12:50:49 UTC

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Ara mateix un missatge enviat a gmail ha arribat a destí en pocs segons i en sentit contrari ha entrat al cap d'1 minut.

2026-06-06 20:15:14 UTC

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Ostres, tant de bo pugués venir!
Recordeu que es pot fer servir una adreça de correu nostr, ideal per a qui vulgui privacitat.
https://nostrmail.org/ , per exemple.

2026-06-05 15:59:14 UTC

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Bro, I couldn't even hodl for 4 minutes with her.

2026-06-03 05:35:58 UTC

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nost2x

2026-06-02 07:03:07 UTC

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Yes, because I can stack more sats with my euroshit!

2026-05-31 13:58:23 UTC

Us la fotran pel davant, pel darrera, per activa i per passiva.
Feu els deures i estudieu Bitcoin.
https://www.3cat.cat/3catinfo/la-banca-privada-savanca-al-bce-i-aviat-llancara-una-moneda-digital-per-fer-pagaments/noticia/3412004/

2026-05-29 16:05:20 UTC

Inflació del 3,2% (absolutament tothom que no visqui en una cova sap que és mentida).
El titular: "Els preus, estables" 🤡🤡🤡
Fes els deures i estudia Bitcoin o te la fotran ben fotuda.
https://www.3cat.cat/3catinfo/els-preus-estables-la-inflacio-es-mante-al-maig-en-el-3-2-segons-lipc-avancat/noticia/3412252/?ext=MASTODON_SOCIAL

2026-05-25 07:33:50 UTC

"Bitcoin és arriscat"
https://blossom.primal.net/415932ccce15dca6fb6a3a4335e690185799c82dc02a74fe7343b483b19ee3ad.png

2026-05-24 14:53:39 UTC

Orangepilling since 2004 https://npub1zfzqcey5uqkuppjd96lml52aw6fuswvf4tvhrl9dt49t8m5pgf2q98ne7k.blossom.band/e1fdc215237011e8ebfcbe7bd13c7b1d5fa993c0e64440e8cf7854d9a9df9646.jpg

2026-05-19 17:54:39 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/6392775bfd8e761dc8b70a89ed6dbe5bd6e5eef434cfe1920738c7ce627e5224.jpg

2026-05-18 07:39:43 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f0c304a07c9a00c978cd3a391b0224857a4b5ba8f0549db8a15848850322ca6b.png

2026-05-17 11:16:53 UTC

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My XMPP home server:
https://blossom.primal.net/b47609cd14b92ceaab8cc4915193433c160cbc3963f10882cd99dbdd4497dca0.gif

2026-05-16 18:18:10 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/f5f0349a271d87a49265510107ae6fa2b7879930febc8ef421ae96777f42fd25.jpg

2026-05-14 07:42:36 UTC

Bitcoin wallet password generator
lol420fuckthePOLICE!*:)
https://blossom.primal.net/329c90eedaa8d6c599edbefecffb2184d8df2475181aabafd78ea65b81f2e4ae.png

2026-05-14 05:38:21 UTC

GM
Stay humble.
Stack sats.
And
lol420fuckthePOLICE!*:)

2026-05-13 19:48:29 UTC

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Good luck deleting nostr posts 😅

2026-05-13 06:37:18 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/7ab360e6f44e152b0c339cdbb58a7102bb3c6c17bda05ff78c93ee49a1b1ee84.png

2026-05-10 12:59:04 UTC

wtf
Why didn't I know about nostrmail.org earlier?
I want to talk to nostr customer support to file a complaint.

2026-05-10 10:15:15 UTC

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LOL
Anyway... fuck the Spanish government, and fuck the Catalan government too.
https://blossom.primal.net/9e3e9e67ebacde7e5fa40c6d475f813034d3a2fd1036a763b8efd065d2053073.jpg

2026-05-10 06:34:25 UTC

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Catalan
https://blossom.primal.net/6b9245e5bd318979ad0c811cf591e01422f3cae6c3142671d2e4fd82bd3c5b15.png

2026-05-09 14:00:01 UTC

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Another advantage of working from home 😅
@nprofile…m02t

2026-05-08 06:34:28 UTC

GFY
https://blossom.primal.net/4734a89e48299a9ea1fc9f30de679fa388c56fd62089071fdd8817da0453917f.png

2026-05-08 06:32:30 UTC

No els deixis finançar guerres devaluant la moneda.
Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/2ade19cfc7dd91caad2bac024c6eaf8e7c3931db4d3d61b40f23cd00f7cc23a3.png

2026-05-03 07:03:47 UTC

"Bitcoin és arriscat"
Oh, i tant. És molt millor confiar en els bancs.
https://t.co/C3tNLTfmE3

2026-04-27 17:20:29 UTC

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Awesome.
Sent to my friends.
No one replied. HFSP 😢

2026-04-26 08:12:18 UTC

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I configured wss://bitcoinostr.duckdns.org/ just for fun. Whitelisted only my key a few weeks ago after a spam attack, but reopened back right now after some additional adjustments suggested by Gemini to avoid spam; let's see how it works.
Added your wss://relay.kilombino.com :-)

2026-04-24 15:29:10 UTC

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Nope.
My wife does, but she has "reasons".

2026-04-17 13:48:52 UTC

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I know where the servers are.
https://blossom.primal.net/99c2fa6b6e9cc08d847d8b6945ee02dc51259c4ea6293779908ab1d97a56b987.png

2026-04-16 08:00:13 UTC

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Satoshi should have build Bitcoin serverless
https://blossom.primal.net/ccd44554181b0b448a7700857afc37068b1eabfb02d7391742ddeacf05b78ba7.png
#nevent1q…2t5g

2026-04-16 07:19:00 UTC

I found the Bitcoin servers
https://blossom.primal.net/99c2fa6b6e9cc08d847d8b6945ee02dc51259c4ea6293779908ab1d97a56b987.png

2026-04-13 07:04:53 UTC

Bitcoin.
https://blossom.primal.net/b67f12fd569a0a781c6d249882af88b28a2609b0e3255280133b190be9d8dc41.png

2026-04-12 21:33:50 UTC

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I remember I commented to someone I couldn't have adult conversations with my friends anymore. It was more than 10 years ago.
Same thing in some TV series here in Catalonia; adults behaving like teenagers.
We are doomed.

2026-04-12 08:35:22 UTC

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Nah, I'm going full XRP. There is no second best.
https://blossom.primal.net/7e6ad34297ca30fc3b895fc7decfbdf6454ccbd3c67b25e1658c529c920b4daa.png

2026-04-12 08:10:36 UTC

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Fuck, you didn't tell me it's backed by nothing.
I'm going to sell 😢

2026-04-09 11:39:20 UTC

El banc demanant-me que hi porti els meus amics 😅
Als meus amics els dic que comprin Bitcoin; si provo de portar algú al banc seran els meus enemics.

2026-04-07 21:06:17 UTC

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Manjaro.

2026-03-22 20:46:23 UTC

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And don't repeat info already known, just as I've just done lol.

2026-03-22 20:44:08 UTC

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Also: tell them what version of the software you used and explain the exact steps to reproduce the bug.

2026-03-22 20:23:09 UTC

So no Chuck Norris memes?
WTF, I want to speak to nostr customer support.

2026-02-16 22:45:06 UTC

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I saved the first one, but now I can't find it 😥

2026-01-22 19:44:48 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqs8df8e7tqypajvcyc77qdvmqhrlw0gh4dz4slkpyp9wm44f326zugmjny80

2026-01-22 19:31:51 UTC

BIP-110 RC3 https://blossom.primal.net/cb19b377188e8f27652b2afbeac6f9d3e29d8f274260f92e9ed42ffcd2b76b36.png

2026-01-22 16:09:06 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/47a1a1992f7b7581f1264e890cd5b8a5a05ff6303490787a0ef5db197a4a6e0a.jpg

2026-01-17 19:46:50 UTC

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Tasker. Can't live without xD

2026-01-17 19:17:29 UTC

Si et penses que entens Bitcoin, és que no has entès Bitcoin.

2026-01-13 18:39:48 UTC

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😞

2026-01-04 08:13:28 UTC

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/20f3d43b35e9d5a9aa6da6829b950c2b123346234b66a006d4b9951cbb492e64.png

2025-12-31 20:47:28 UTC

Bon any nou.
Salut i sats!

2025-12-25 06:41:39 UTC

Bon Nadal.
https://blossom.primal.net/40e2a0a6aec4cba5be05e2820c76d9e6b4a3ebe59f91d38b639a22dbcf7d924a.jpg

2025-12-20 19:37:13 UTC

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Not in plain text, of course. That would be insecure because employees, not because QC. QC isn't a threat for Bitcoin for the time being, not for online bank accounts either.
@nprofile…k8rv

2025-12-18 15:11:58 UTC

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In sPain you must register them, even if you have only a few 😡

2025-12-15 18:42:27 UTC

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Just closed my Alby hub. Only a waste of sats.

2025-12-09 20:00:37 UTC

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http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

2025-12-08 15:55:41 UTC

Avui és festa, però es veu que hi havia gent de guàrdia a les oficines de Bitcoin i he pogut comprar sats 👌

2025-12-08 15:44:27 UTC

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Fiataholics help center.

2025-12-08 15:29:51 UTC

Ja ha arribat el tió!
https://blossom.primal.net/7a453dc464ff6a0281b5cdb9b24020639e902d40ff1c50ed9d81f572b9fb4949.jpg