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Got called a trap in a pet store which meant he had plausible deniability (because of all the animal stuff) so if I said anything I’d end up on LibsOfTikTok.
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/951/546/144/871/506/original/5cd660bad7f91df5.mp4

2024-08-12 07:36:22 UTC

As a great man, once said: “If your boyfriend’s got beef, well I’m a vegetarian and I’m not fucking scared of him.”

2024-08-12 05:32:50 UTC

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Also you just admitted I’m a hot woman! You watched with me before even reading my profile! FFS worked! Thank you!

2024-08-12 05:27:01 UTC

Man will literally match with me on hook up apps just to say slurs. Get jobs

2024-08-10 02:07:29 UTC

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@npub1350…7e3g LOVE NATM

2024-08-09 18:37:00 UTC

My NYC building wants to increase by rent by 32% this year

2024-08-09 02:53:51 UTC

Linda Yaccarino retire bitch

2024-08-09 02:24:20 UTC

Remember GLENN GREENWALD? Like a fever dream if it was a nightmare

2024-08-09 02:22:46 UTC

Only in Conservative World would actively choosing not to participate in The Iraq War be a “gotcha” – while we watch multiple genocides play out on TikTok https://www.cbsnews.com/news/tim-walz-military-record/

2024-08-09 00:06:59 UTC

It's not ready for primetime
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/929/141/349/297/527/original/f3d8db9b15cdcae2.png

2024-08-08 16:12:46 UTC

I feel about the song 365 the way that Charli XCX feels about cocaine on the song 365

2024-08-08 05:30:55 UTC

The cowl design on Batman: Caped Crusader is negatively impacting my viewing experience

2024-08-08 05:01:22 UTC

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@npub1u5l…8d8e Her wedding, her marriage, her businesses, her projects, her friends, the weirdly fucked up designers she favors. It’s endless. Pick any of those and I can infodump on her -1,000 aura

2024-08-08 04:53:29 UTC

Blake Lively gives me some very, very distinctly evil vibes

2024-08-07 20:33:34 UTC

Paying for subreddits? Oh, the Internet collapsing in on itself is happening honestly a little bit faster than I thought but I love to see it

2024-08-07 06:55:57 UTC

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@npub1252…3hct I use Feedly as a backend and use Reeder etc. as my front end

2024-08-07 05:49:08 UTC

I am reposting this because it was brought to my attention that it is missing necessary context:
My anniversary with my ex-husband is coincidentally now my anniversary with my boyfriend and I have a feeling everyone is going to read into this even though it means nothing.
Why would anyone notice? Well, it’s leap day. I’ve now had two anniversaries land on leap day.

2024-08-07 05:35:47 UTC

My anniversary with my ex-husband is coincidentally now my anniversary with my boyfriend and I have a feeling everyone is going to read into this even though it means nothing

2024-08-07 05:10:44 UTC

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@npub1cu3…dxaz Millennials are not getting more conservative as they age! They’re going further left!

2024-08-07 04:51:28 UTC

I am 1000000% still a cynic, I know how these system eats good people, and I know every politician – especially one of a very wealthy state – is by necessity a compromised person at best. It’s an unethical job.
But I did cry during Walz speech because I finally realized that if we all do the work cut out for us, we’re going to win. And that means that every year the millennial/Gen Z vote gets stronger and we could actually maybe kind of a little bit fix some aspects of some things

2024-08-07 03:11:27 UTC

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Also I love each and every one of you (except a lot of the men) and I am thrilled to know the capitalists can never take down this strange platform weeeeee

2024-08-07 03:07:36 UTC

With everybody deleting Instagram this year, I have to say: I feel so fucking cool for never abandoning my boy RSS. RSS fucks. Hard

2024-08-07 00:48:08 UTC

This is a hypothetical about time traveling to the past, so please don’t freak out and send the Secret Service to my apartment.
But, like, it was probably so easy to m***** Donald Trump for like 10 to 15 years there where he was a broke pillhead loser. I bet you could’ve bought shit at Duane Reed, stopped by 30 Rock (dressed as a cartoon nurse or something), and gotten the job done in an afternoon.

2024-08-06 00:10:55 UTC

If you vote against me having HRT? That’s a death threat, not politics.

2024-08-05 05:15:24 UTC

Anyone else having opposite-of-Christmas-Eve feelings about the US economy

2024-08-04 18:51:26 UTC

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@npub1nzy…ekne I THINK I JUST INTUITED THIS. Wow. Ha!

2024-08-04 17:29:32 UTC

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What was the point of building all those sets for all those musicals if he isn’t going to let me explain spackle???
[Ron Howard]: The point was gossiping after school

2024-08-04 17:27:23 UTC

My boyfriend is shredding through the sheetrock trying to hang a curtain and refusing literally any help, even “here’s some water, maybe let your arm rest.”
Is this heterosexuality? This prison?

2024-08-04 17:23:42 UTC

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@npub1wpj…gdlz Thank you 😭

2024-08-04 17:23:30 UTC

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Like, oh, my sweet summer child. Oh, you wonderful little white witch. Oh, my darling little time traveler from the 90s. The Obama campaign did a number on you. I understand, I was there too. Get your gel pen out and let me sign your cast, damn it

2024-08-04 17:20:51 UTC

T4T hookups are elite until someone tells you something that gives them dysphoria that you’ve never considered and now you’re going to be hyperaware of it even if it doesn’t give you dysphoria. Until then, it’s great

2024-08-03 19:20:07 UTC

Hi, it’s me! You’re all in danger
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/899/704/637/459/964/original/630c81b01d0443b2.mp4

2024-08-02 23:19:17 UTC

So the BBC is still saying TRANS PEOPLE are a danger to children and not, you know, their staff. Got it!!!!

2024-08-02 16:23:12 UTC

What a fun time to need a job!!!

2024-08-01 07:57:13 UTC

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@npub1pt6…2rty Also thank you!!

2024-08-01 07:56:53 UTC

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@npub1pt6…2rty I wish I could say yes, but it really depends. Right now all of my medical treatment for my transition is in New York. But if the benefits were there…

2024-08-01 07:55:30 UTC

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Like I don’t mean to be a total bitch every time I post, but can people stop saying shit like this to New Yorkers? I don’t come to your hometown and point out all the litter – and it’d be great if you didn’t feel entitled to do that to me.
Hehehehehe it could be an unspoken pact between us and we could call it “politeness” for short. A sort of contract that is social. Whaddya say, pal?

2024-08-01 07:51:08 UTC

“Do you feel safe taking the subway?” You’re 17 times more likely to die in a car than you are to die on the subway, traveling the same distance. And I don’t actually have to go that far.
Do you feel safe driving your car? Should people feel safe when you’re driving your car? Do you feel safe knowing that basically everyone around you is a moron in a giant bullet capable of going 100 miles an hour? I’ll take the occasional stinky kook and dissociate on my Game Boy underground, thanks!

2024-08-01 00:21:42 UTC

I’m tired of changing my mindset and ways of thinking about things. I would like my circumstances to change now, thanks.

2024-07-31 18:39:06 UTC

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@npub1gdf…tzml On it 💕💕

2024-07-31 03:16:48 UTC

JEFFREY CAMPBELL BOOTS ARE BACK, THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL GIRLS, I NEED YOU AT BATTLE STATIONS
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/878/931/421/875/099/original/4594028e26b6d74e.jpeg

2024-07-30 16:58:16 UTC

I'm looking for employment!
With over 10 years of experience in multimedia journalism, copywriting, audio/video production, and live event coordination, I'm eager for a new challenge.
My background includes working with non-profits, collaborating on major brand projects, and contributing to individual film and television productions.
Let's work together? 😎
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CQkQLTHbYXtFiy6PShC-SvA2Fho8ka1OlkCwzxsHT30/edit?usp=sharing

2024-07-30 13:46:33 UTC

Neither athletes nor politicians are known for their pragmatism but is there a reason we don’t hold the Olympic swimming thing somewhere that isn’t a river of shit that flows through the center of a massive, admittedly filthy, city?
Oh, as a reason to spend $1.5 billion.

2024-07-30 13:38:11 UTC

It’s my dream to one day be able to visit all 50 states again. How sad is that?
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/875/712/503/338/592/original/880b4329fa5c8242.png

2024-07-30 01:14:00 UTC

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@npub1p82…k227 And what a lovely position it is high on your horse where don't have to do anything but constantly critique

2024-07-30 00:04:03 UTC

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@npub1cx7…0cps THANK YOU!

2024-07-30 00:03:04 UTC

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@npub167g…yt5m Also they should pay you a ransom!

2024-07-30 00:02:54 UTC

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@npub167g…yt5m You are a good person!

2024-07-30 00:02:19 UTC

As a Trans person I do not consent to being used as canon fodder to motivate a hypothetical revolution that you've yet to organize and, no, a bunch of theory books you've read are not enough evidence to get me to agree to that.
Do whatever you want — but I'm a communist, so if you can't even achieve my support, I think people should go vote for Kamala Harris. And I think you should keep your "voting makes you neolib" accusations to yourself, but that's just a suggestion.

2024-07-29 21:01:38 UTC

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@npub1v3p…vszl Mind numbing and infuriating and unbelievable lmfao

2024-07-29 21:00:30 UTC

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@npub18pc…snhj Ha!!!

2024-07-29 20:49:22 UTC

If you edit an iMessage with the iOS keyboard, and then once you’re happy with your new spelling hit the checkmark, it will still auto-correct to whatever it auto-corrected to the first time – because it is not smart enough to know that it made a mistake and should stop trying to help.
This is a very mild observation that I am scared to make because usually when I mention things like this my replies are filled with Apple apologist telling me to kill myself and burn in hell forever

2024-07-29 19:55:58 UTC

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@npub14kh…5jxv Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2024-07-29 18:03:01 UTC

If the immortality ever offered to me is of “we’ll make a LLM simulating you” variety, I’d rather just die and be forgotten please

2024-07-29 13:44:18 UTC

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@npub12e5…d0su I’m very sorry to hear that your son is dealing with that

2024-07-29 13:29:35 UTC

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Please stop thinking of Trans women as women with an asterisk. That’s all I need you to do.
Also, I am begging you not to jump into my replies to explain your behaviors and apologize to me for things you have done to other Trans people whom I have never met. I cannot absolve you or give you a pass. Just listen and try again. Bye

2024-07-29 13:26:40 UTC

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“Ryan Houlihan, a Trans woman, was hungry for breakfast” just call me a slur thanks

2024-07-29 13:25:43 UTC

Anytime I am mentioned in speech or text – that is otherwise unrelated to the topic – people are quick to label me as a “Trans woman.”
I never, ever see a cis woman, unprompted, immediately labeled as a “cis woman.”
I know that, for you, you’re hyper aware of it and want to make sure you’ve validated me and you “warned” others in a way that grants you plausible deniability. But how about you just let me handle my disclosure, champ? Thanks!

2024-07-29 00:52:58 UTC

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@npub1qj2…zkwa This is just what makes me and many other people comfortable, you don’t have to be helpful about it

2024-07-29 00:52:23 UTC

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@npub17rr…av54 Nice nice

2024-07-29 00:51:59 UTC

Men really do explain things to me that *I* mention to *them* almost like clockwork

2024-07-28 12:56:03 UTC

If a cishet man tries to tell you that “dude” is a gender neutral term, ask him how many dudes he’s fucked

2024-07-28 04:39:42 UTC

I’m gonna be honest with you: We waited a bit since I was full and now I *do* want more Austin Powers

2024-07-28 03:38:58 UTC

Brittany Broski makes my skin crawl and I’m proud to say it

2024-07-26 17:32:07 UTC

I fucking knew it https://variety.com/2024/film/news/james-woods-oppenheimer-producer-credit-secret-trump-support-1236086272/

2024-07-26 14:47:29 UTC

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@npub1350…7e3g Whoopi Goldberg who is now Barbara Streisand who has ascended into a new thing like Cher did. The new Kelly Clarkson is Olivia Rodrigo

2024-07-26 14:45:20 UTC

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@npub1xkp…6adk Yikes! Called it!

2024-07-26 05:33:37 UTC

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I did not see Kelly Clarkson becoming Rosie O'Donnell but good for her and us

2024-07-26 05:30:47 UTC

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@npub1j5d…0lt0 Babe I am sorry from my soul for us

2024-07-26 05:30:32 UTC

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Cyndi Lauper is 70 years old
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/851/145/728/396/157/original/35528884db11c9df.jpeg

2024-07-18 03:27:35 UTC

Few things people hate more about me than that I have never laughed at Frasier

2024-07-17 20:17:25 UTC

I have to take professional feedback from cis people on if what I’m saying about Trans people is offensive

2024-07-13 22:38:54 UTC

They missed :(

2024-07-07 16:34:00 UTC

It’s July 7 and Home Depot no longer stocks beach umbrellas because they’re “out of season.”

2024-07-05 19:30:44 UTC

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@npub1350…7e3g oh no, just an enormous gulf of talent

2024-07-05 19:27:14 UTC

Imagine you’re Julia Roberts and you have to watch Emma Roberts acting and tell her that she’s doing a great job

2024-07-02 02:07:40 UTC

I have decided I will not be fleeing the country and will instead stay and kick everyone’s ass. Thank you
https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/112/714/452/600/382/334/original/3b5b0fdda491c310.png

2024-06-29 04:47:33 UTC

I don’t think the American experiment was ultimately a success. What else you got?

2024-06-27 02:20:04 UTC

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Theyre going to get us all killed. https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/promo-alert-discourages-families-from-nyt-podcast

2024-06-26 00:46:15 UTC

WHY ARE YOU FUCKING OBSESSED?? JUST LEAVE US ALONE. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/25/health/transgender-minors-surgeries.html

2024-06-25 18:34:03 UTC

Wow, I truly fucking hate this! Tech sites with white labeled tech products! This is the end! https://www.theverge.com/24181102/verge-nomad-apple-watch-band

2024-06-25 02:40:57 UTC

Every transphobic comment I report on a corporate platform now just gets left up

2024-06-21 01:21:54 UTC

Gabbi Tuft is an awful person. A MAGA republican, a transmedicalist, a reactionary, and just an overall shitty person who hangs out with low-lifes. I fucking hate that I’m in any category with her and it makes me sick that she’s going to be the first Trans woman a lot of people in this community meet. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/06/20/transgender-wrestler-gabbi-tuft-once-wwes-tyler-reks-is-ready-for-her-closeup-again/

2024-06-15 23:10:05 UTC

Everyone you know will disappoint you in brutal ways but you until society collapses you can always rely on a library to be doing its level best and punching above its weight

2024-06-15 21:40:51 UTC

Utterly despise a “Netflix” button on a remote

2024-06-14 14:28:15 UTC

Boomers get dysregulated if a conversation is anything other than nagging, people pleasing, or war

2024-06-14 07:33:27 UTC

I am not “in the wrong body” I am in the wrong reality

2024-06-14 03:22:55 UTC

Can I be honest and say that if they found a way to make it like, even more encrypted and locked away on a self destructing drive that requires two turns of a key to activate every few days, Microsoft’s Windows Recall thing sound awesome and cool and I want to be able to do that sorry sorry sorry don’t report me to The Verge police

2024-06-02 05:28:28 UTC

I just realized something I thought was mortifying wasn’t actually embarrassing in hindsight and I feel like I just won the intrusive thought lottery

2024-05-05 18:24:05 UTC

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@npub1ukk…n6m5 Not at the moment

2024-05-05 18:16:52 UTC

Product placement in an action sequence from an animated X-Men show has me shaken to my core. Is everything an ad? Is this post an ad? Am I an ad?

2024-05-03 20:16:03 UTC

Is Destiny just Ben Shapiro for Gen Alpha

2024-04-17 20:10:13 UTC

I am so proud of you @npub1tgn…s68h!!!!! THE GOAT! Throwback to when we were both right about everything: https://www.inverse.com/input/culture/this-app-could-end-apples-monopoly-and-steve-jobs-would-love-it

2024-04-11 23:40:43 UTC

It’s not that I don’t feel the social pressure to join Spotify. I just get Apple Music for free! 😭

2024-03-31 07:08:21 UTC

Being a woman fixed all the problems in my brain (except the ones caused by the autism and being a huge bitch)

2024-03-13 00:06:19 UTC

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@npub1erx…7j05 By why give her and her ideas that time and space in your mind? Why not use that time and space to fill with the work of better sources? I promise it will bring you more and feed you better!

2024-03-12 22:44:23 UTC

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@npub1mmf…eknq Damn straight

2024-03-12 22:11:05 UTC

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@npub1350…7e3g Hers was just a subway station if I remember correctly