Bitcrazy

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npub1ytm3v8mkup6mnc9z2zjy0zz2czdsfd3kal7hcup6jgu5a5lm885qhup3z6

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bitcrazy@nostr.fan

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsz9ackramwqadeuz39pfz83p9vpxcykcmwlltuwqafyw2w60ann6qpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds85hgmh

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relay.damus.io

nos.lol

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npub1ytm3v8mkup6mnc9z2zjy0zz2czdsfd3kal7hcup6jgu5a5lm885qhup3z6

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Last Notes

2026-07-07 12:23:15 UTC

France 🇫🇷 vs Morocco 🇲🇦? 🤣🤣🤣
After everything that happened during the African Nations Cup, I’m expecting a UFC fight at this point… (aaaand some towel stealing of course)

2026-06-26 16:15:21 UTC

🎉 It happened. The first real trade just settled on Chama. 🧡
A buyer and a seller who didn't have to trust each other — 17,092 sats for a service, moved end to end: reserved → locked → claimed → settled, landing clean with the seller. No bank touched it. No company held it. No KYC, no signup funnel, no server sitting on anyone's balance.
What made it work is the whole thesis in one trade:
— The Trinity Ring held. The seller locked the sats, the buyer claimed them, and an arbiter stood ready to break a tie that never came. When the ring is whole, the trade is whole.
— The sats only ever lived inside the escrow. The second it settled, the local wallet went back to zero. Chama is a coordinator, not a wallet — nothing left lying around to freeze, hack, or lose. Never lost a sat, never sent one twice.
— And a rating went in. Reputation is the backbone here: every completed trade earns the trust that unlocks the next one. Authority isn't granted, it's earned — one honest trade at a time.
This is one trade. But it's the proof: real bitcoin, real people, no middleman, settled in minutes.
Whatever you need — buy something, sell a service, swap fiat, lend, or just pay a neighbor's bill to earn your very first sats — your community is already there.
Find your home → https://chama.community
#Bitcoin #Chama #Fedimint #Nostr
@nprofile…t085
https://blossom.primal.net/0b5dec2472d2d390beae6a770b334aa0ef4bb2942481705abd0faf093208e6de.png

2026-05-08 00:20:54 UTC

Most people are feeling a bit bougie with their dollaridos. 6 Billions of people remain underserved with zero abilities to use what's considered a "normal" banking infrastructure to keep their money into.
That should scare the crap out of you and compel you to do something. Anything. To help.

2026-05-07 21:59:31 UTC

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oooh I thought of it like it were a shitcoin.. my bad. Cause it is! lol and what do you do with shitcoins? you leave them alone!

2026-05-07 21:57:27 UTC

I have no idea how this thing works in practice, I wasn't there for the Blocksize War, however if I could I would just sell the "eCaSh" [poorly named] and buy more sats with it. Simple. Why are people panicking again?

2026-04-26 23:35:30 UTC

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Thank you!

2026-04-26 23:33:50 UTC

I'm SO glad I'm not going. Even with my free ticket. Pff 🤭
#nevent1q…0em0

2026-04-26 20:19:05 UTC

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Whoa. This is getting real now.

2026-04-26 20:16:54 UTC

I think AI is exposing the strong desire for total control we humans have.
Either we all have total control over ourselves or someone else has total control over us and we just don't know it.
Everything I'm building and designing is promoting the former.

2026-04-18 02:25:49 UTC

🎉 CHAMACITOS, CHAMACITAS!!
NO SERVER! NO HTTPS/API CALLS! COMPLETELY PRIVATE TRADES, TRADE ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ON ANY DEVICE, FOREVER AND ANONYMOUSLY. THIS…IS UNSTOPPABLE CODE! 🏄‍♂️🥳
https://blossom.primal.net/38bd4eaac4c12d0894f06f9e0d198576933da109504c25f317aa993997c467fc.mov

2026-04-16 17:56:14 UTC

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I've been so busy for like the last 4-6 months or more, but I used to be crazy about SB. I used to watch it literally every single day even the famous "SEND IT!!" but I unhooked I guess I decided to build things instead of staying glued to my screen consuming content. I felt it a bit in the past but thought it's the price to pay on social media, things gotta be catchy... 😔
I miss the old SB, man when we were having so much fun on TG cracking up with @nprofile…csq4 even X was hilarious with the Meme Review and stuff man what a time! Aaaaah can we pay to get back to that? I'll pay a premium man. Bring the meme review back and count me in.

2026-04-16 17:43:58 UTC

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I haven't watched in a very long time but what happened?

2026-03-30 20:32:08 UTC

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ON THE MONEY! 🎯

2026-03-24 03:23:33 UTC

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I love this story! (I also love the music. I hope to find it in Wavelake.) ✨🙌🏾

2026-03-16 20:44:31 UTC

Amazing episode by @nprofile…5tgn
https://fountain.fm/episode/XZwfb9vLLAPimDZEJRuN

2026-03-12 06:08:33 UTC

🥳Historic breakthrough (v2.20.x):🥳
- Fedimint WASM SDK running in browser ✅
- Full e-cash cycle TESTED and PROVEN (spendNotes → parseNotes → cancel) ✅
- Discovered fediInternal.generateEcash({amount}) + receiveEcash(notes) ✅
- Pure e-cash escrow working end-to-end — no Lightning needed ✅

2026-01-31 09:08:08 UTC

🚀 Join me as I explore @nprofile…3uh5 Mini Apps – revolutionizing the way we use money, interact in communities, and manage our digital lives!
👉📱3 real-world use cases to convince you to switch.
#Fedi #MiniApps #BitcoinLife
https://v.nostr.build/fxsOBfsZoFNiKHIe.mp4

2026-01-23 00:29:36 UTC

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I know now that I read this post alone.. I was watching a soccer game about the African Cup of Nations. It was nuts!

2026-01-18 21:31:18 UTC

This game is crazy.

2026-01-07 10:42:57 UTC

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I’m forced to agree with that statement as I tested it yesterday actually

2026-01-06 03:59:16 UTC

I have never felt so proud of myself. Ever.

2025-12-24 05:22:35 UTC

@nprofile…w2ua officially Orange Pilled me on the highest level. I'm taking full agency of my mind now. Thank you, message received.

2025-12-24 01:35:14 UTC

Hey folks, I've noticed that when I talk about @nprofile…3uh5 to friends and family, they have no idea how to find it on the App Store or Play Store. So I went ahead and created this video to explain how to download the @nprofile…3uh5 app!
Here's the video: https://v.nostr.build/UIJRluQD1dAWllWy.mp4

2025-12-17 18:42:25 UTC

I just realized that @nprofile…nsuz "Stable Balance" allows you or anyone else, to literally be your own bank on steroids.
Fedi is a super app for real. More to come soon, video demos, guides, and EZ explanations and much much more!
https://i.nostr.build/zB1f6lrEUfZFM8OS.jpg https://i.nostr.build/SPjirrXOVbI1mOIJ.jpg

2025-12-16 00:26:40 UTC

@nprofile…duwt , I'm curious what do you guys think about the Brax Phone?

2025-12-07 01:06:29 UTC

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Wow I didn't even know this was a thing! I'll try it out!

2025-11-30 21:07:56 UTC

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Nah it doesn't work on mine. I may have to disable all exploit security measures ... But I don't feel like it's worth it.

2025-09-15 03:39:33 UTC

I thought I married a bitcoiner wife! 🤣 https://v.nostr.build/V9wtNSYwyg6uFrzB.mp4

2025-09-05 08:35:02 UTC

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Boom 💥! 👊🏾 SAY LESS...

2025-09-05 06:18:47 UTC

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This is so beautiful!!

2025-09-05 06:15:54 UTC

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I'd be down for it. 😎

2025-09-05 06:08:38 UTC

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That's a great app there. It even works with Apple Carplay! Super prívate. My wife thought I was "pushing it" when I chose this over Google Maps consistently... 😅😂

2025-09-05 06:06:33 UTC

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My favorite dude on YouTube! Watched his videos to install GOS for the first time!

2025-09-05 06:05:45 UTC

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All of the above, Except Orbot. I simply hate it with a passion. All local network only.

2025-09-04 04:37:23 UTC

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It was so good!! I truly enjoyed it!!

2025-09-04 04:36:17 UTC

Which team are you? 😅😂🤣 https://i.nostr.build/fms14LjMMrxfvpeJ.png

2025-09-04 04:31:56 UTC

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I updated and nothing happened to me. If there are changes, they were very minor on the UI/UX for me. Unless I'm blind of course! 😭

2025-09-04 04:30:25 UTC

I just installed Damus for Android, it's fantastic however my keyboard (Gboard) is not behaving correctly with the first letter capitalization, or the Maj after a period.
Bug or 🪲? (ouuu my emojis are siiiik in b&w) 🔥🧡💯

2025-09-04 04:28:15 UTC

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That's facts now.

2025-09-04 04:27:47 UTC

I can enjoy the no like button life. Only comments, reposts, quotes, and zaps!

2025-09-04 02:15:55 UTC

The Simple Things.
https://blossom.primal.net/b8a806b4322c48caa171f6ca255d3f29d868ae5ec3d6ffd91eee6838906ef890.jpg

2025-08-21 18:51:22 UTC

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which version is this? I'm on 1.2 currently.

2025-08-14 05:41:17 UTC

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If you speak French, just join and you'll learn a thing or two.

2025-08-13 23:52:30 UTC

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Multilingual my dawg

2025-08-06 00:53:39 UTC

@nprofile…3uuv is just amazing! If you're not familiar with Chapsmart, it's important to understand the context in which they operate. They're a Tanzanian company in East Africa (I'll place it on a map for y'all, you're welcome). https://blossom.primal.net/9efd17a9bb83ebd86cb64100a7be2d18ca082fbd76e69e763c1a0d1270bcce7c.webp
This company is making a significant impact in their country by enabling seamless transfers—allowing people to send sats while recipients receive fiat. Their efforts are commendable, and if you value their mission and business model (listed in the FAQ here -> https://chapsmart.com/), consider supporting them by spreading the word. It's free and can make a difference.
Also, and more importantly if you're in a position to do so, donations to support their work are highly encouraged.

2025-08-03 07:31:37 UTC

Imagine you're Abraham, and God tells you yilo kill your only son that you just had 18 years ago, when at 100 years old yourself, you couldn't even believe you could procreate.
You had plenty of nephews and nieces, but nothing on your own. And now you have to kill him.
Bro, frfr us now, in 2025, we'd cancel ❌ this suicide mission so fast...

2025-08-03 07:27:51 UTC

Primal and Amethyst finally are showing the same "Following" and "Latest from your following" feed!
Me like many options! 🤗

2025-07-31 09:13:07 UTC

Nunchuk team, thank you for doing what you do.
If only you had a subscription tier where we could pay you to keep our labels uploaded automatically while keeping our own m/n keys, that would be absolutely fantastic! 😌

2025-07-29 17:10:58 UTC

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That's facts now. 🦾✨

2025-07-27 13:53:43 UTC

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🙏🫶🙌

2025-06-29 14:23:22 UTC

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No bro look at the date! These prices are 5 years apart. Same wood, materials, same everything!! Make it make sense.

2025-06-29 01:53:36 UTC

Nobody will believe me, unless I show a living proof. Same furniture. Now check the date at the bottom left of the black picture... 👀 https://blossom.primal.net/957fd8f4f6f6c15d8ee1a664d850a1df0cb3023239eafe396817ab15960536b9.png https://blossom.primal.net/c7f707625da329ecc458d746f87ec4ff9f7718903dfad07d2ba2c8ca0f422abc.png

2025-06-15 10:42:16 UTC

@nprofile…zrfl crashes every time I setup my own NWC with @nprofile…qss4. Very strange because it has nothing to do with Alby, I've added a connection string from other wallets and same results: the app crashes (Primal).
As you can imagine, it only works if I use their own wallet. Strange. I'm sure it's a pure mistake right, RIGHT?... 👀
Background: I'm on GrapheneOS, set the app to Exploit protection compatibilité mode, same result. I'm logged in with 2 accounts on the app. https://i.nostr.build/p7YGoJzpZGoRBvtP.jpg

2025-06-15 10:06:43 UTC

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Welcome aboard!! 👋🧡

2025-06-15 09:59:54 UTC

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That's a nice shirt you got in the background there! It would be a shame if I weren't sold on your store somewhere... 👀 (Where my guy?) 😅

2025-06-15 09:54:56 UTC

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Thanks for mentioning handbrake! I'll use that from now on. I've been a 3 yr sub for a while now! So I think the limit should be way higher.

2025-06-15 09:39:37 UTC

This video I've tried desperately to upload here for y'all kept failing. It weighs 200MB and it's about 80sec. I've tried both @nprofile…jeak (timeouts) and @nprofile…zrfl (crashes).
Wanted to report it publicly!
My preferred media server is @nprofile…47hg on Amethyst.
https://i.nostr.build/AhoDD93KYXQqk56L.jpg

2025-06-06 05:08:27 UTC

😭🤣😭
https://youtube.com/shorts/Cc_NOAjqHxI?si=SdeG6vBSpNUjhJfX

2025-06-04 14:44:05 UTC

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I love that. Way to go.

2025-06-04 14:43:20 UTC

Screw you. It's simple. 👀 https://i.nostr.build/W4YG6brCPNQMwvQx.jpg

2025-06-02 18:02:26 UTC

Dante mentioned here that #Bitcoin Treasury Companies like Strategy could lend their :bitcoin_sm: to Lightning Service Providers to earn a yield (very substantial), but again we're coming full circle because Saylor needs to be able to send said 🌽 to said LSP using his private keys. 👀
L1-L2 don't care about your IOUs ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofppj-ocIhI

2025-06-02 17:41:44 UTC

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I feel like she could have also said "BUY THE REAL BITCOIN BITCHES!!" 🤣
...But she's way too classy for this. 🤌✨
#nevent1q…rn53

2025-06-02 17:39:10 UTC

Stacy is the best. Buy the REAL :bitcoin_sm: https://v.nostr.build/Kgs2Mb7SYxXhQOOO.mp4

2025-06-01 02:51:59 UTC

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Welcome aboard mate! 👋

2025-06-01 02:51:08 UTC

PSG is officially :bitcoin_sm: treasury https://i.nostr.build/5IeXtpbQyLvlbdLH.jpg https://i.nostr.build/XXLTcTHQZ3ZFYvFL.jpg https://i.nostr.build/rX8n8kaRhwi47FAr.jpg https://i.nostr.build/JyJcCrnUXLONHqCd.jpg + 2025 UEFA Champions!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆📢🎉⚽

2025-05-24 13:46:24 UTC

X is down ...again. Nostr never went down...

2025-05-19 20:40:49 UTC

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🤣🤣 Love it!!

2025-05-19 20:39:37 UTC

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Hahahaha you gave me a good laugh! I appreciate it. Thank you for the suggestion. I was thinking the same way honestly, because Isaac gets a VERY DIFFERENT blessing than Ishmaël. Isaac gets an everlasting Covenant, when Ishmaël gets to be the father of 13 rulers. That's it! Blew my mind... Aaah what patience will get you huh! 😄

2025-05-19 16:03:44 UTC

It's ok to let people use #Cashapp to receive sats, it's a great start.
I've learned to let people use the "worst" wallets first because it sort of helps them see the usefulness (since they can only see dollars no matter what you say in the convo).
Here's what I learned in my OP journey:
1. As long as they accept to use Cashapp, pay them in sats, teach them to convert. (hard, but best part ->) LET IT BE.
2. Your life is easy, you used your sats and got awesome service.
3. Their life is easy, they see the dollar sign.
4. The OP actually comes with the repetition from step 1 - 3 above.
5. If step 4 doesn't exist and they quit because "it's too hard to sign up to Cashapp + BTC", then let someone else talk them into step 1-4 above 🙂:bitcoin_sm:

2025-05-19 02:41:58 UTC

Genesis 17:17 speaks to me today, while everyone else is wishing their wife a happy Mother’s Day.
😮‍💨😮‍💨

2025-05-12 05:37:02 UTC

🟠 #CLASSIC: "If you have the superior asset, it's going up forever Laura!" 🚀
https://v.nostr.build/VOlMvitU61ii9jZk.mp4

2025-05-10 00:34:14 UTC

I wonder what Satoshi would think if he knew that people included jpegs or cute poems on the precious timechain?

2025-05-09 13:32:22 UTC

People will value their:
✅FUTURE 🚀purchasing power
... instead of valuing their:
❌CURRENT 🥴 purchasing power.
I explained this to my wife the other day and it blew her mind about the car she wants to purchase.

2025-05-08 18:37:44 UTC

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You're very welcome! 💜

2025-05-08 01:38:18 UTC

I’m really enjoying Damus. It’s so simple I’m very confused! 🤔 I’m forgetting the bells and whistles everywhere else.

2025-05-06 08:33:21 UTC

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Amazing!! 🫡

2025-05-06 08:25:19 UTC

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This is absolutely fantastic news!!!

2025-05-03 05:54:26 UTC

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I. DID. NOT. FORGET. ABOUT. MY PURCHASE. 😉
I'm looking for a wide painting that will go above my couch in August when I move in! I insist it must be landscape orientation. I don't think you make many like that, anyways let's chat via DM I'll buy (I'm in the US, East Coast) - I'll need the link.

2025-05-01 07:19:25 UTC

I can't sleep.

2025-05-01 02:35:54 UTC

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This is GORGEOUS 🙏 Amen!

2025-04-30 23:15:51 UTC

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Thats pretty dope honestly. I love the name! It makes me feel like I'm selecting the best Meetups in the game 🔥

2025-04-30 23:12:51 UTC

The human body is very resilient. I'm losing weight and there's a WHOLE LOT more things associated with my weight loss journey than I've ever read anywhere.
I FEEL THINGS CHANGING. 🌱

2025-04-28 02:58:13 UTC

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The worst part is that NOBODY even ask that question. So congratulations to our guy there.

2025-04-28 02:56:58 UTC

I wish I could just be a lucky winner on my #Bitaxe just once. 👀 I don't need to win more than once 😂

2025-04-27 20:42:10 UTC

Y'all have a wonderful weekend! Or the rest of it.. 🙌

2025-04-25 05:51:48 UTC

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2025-04-24 03:24:56 UTC

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I'd do it in HEARTBEAT!!

2025-04-23 13:15:39 UTC

If Bitkey integrates with Cashapp, it's game over. Familiar interface for normies, they'll achieve what they clearly couldn't with Cashapp, right with Bitkey (Buying and storing directly into Cold Storage).

2025-04-19 21:48:24 UTC

Man I'm trippin. I thought for a sec I saw SecBessent on Nostr...Loooooord. I'm getting off Nostr for the weekend and go touch grass 😂

2025-04-19 00:28:26 UTC

I'm starting this on August 2nd. LET'S GO!
I basically have 3 months to prepare mentally. 😅😂👀😄 I can do this.
https://i.nostr.build/meQZShlXGJB6nCgT.jpg

2025-04-18 16:51:10 UTC

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Verdad! ¡Es totalmente incredible!

2025-04-18 16:05:03 UTC

I'm convinced that the worst disease is stress.

2025-04-17 03:17:51 UTC

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nice!

2025-04-17 02:52:03 UTC

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I'm reacting to most messages on Notedeck's messages and it's really fun honestly!

2025-04-17 00:53:40 UTC