Laurie Voss

Head of Developer Relations at Arize AI; co-founded npm Inc; started lgbtq.technology. Married to John Voss :verified_gay: (npub1su5…ev7f). He/him. 🇹🇹🇬🇧🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Twitter: http://twitter.com/seldo
Website: https://seldo.com/about
Location: California, USA

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2026-06-06 20:23:10 UTC

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TIL there are grown adults who believe Michael Jackson was innocent. It's amazing what you can believe if you really really want it to be true.

2026-06-06 02:52:49 UTC

Michael Jackson's music is making a comeback on TikTok and I really need Gen Alpha or whoever is responsible to learn that he was a child molester which is why we stopped listening to him.

2026-05-10 19:46:55 UTC

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What happens if you pull-to-refresh a couple of times?

2026-05-10 16:10:29 UTC

Every model name of car by Dodge is also an instruction to avoid something. Dodge Ram, Dodge dart, dodge viper.

2026-05-10 03:22:42 UTC

Hello internet, here is the most recent picture of my dog. I would love to see the most recent picture of your own dog.
https://files.alpaca.gold/files.alpaca.gold/media_attachments/files/116/548/131/974/823/323/original/d31c89c597c4806f.jpg

2026-05-09 21:26:58 UTC

Shipped on https://alpaca.blue today:
• Profile pages with banner, bio, stats, follow button, and Posts/Replies/Media/Videos tabs
• Native Mastodon quote posts
• Embedded GIFs and link cards now show in thread replies
• Many, many bug fixes.

2026-04-29 19:02:55 UTC

My talk about MCP vs A2A is one of my most-watched talks ever; here's a new one: MCP vs. just letting your agent use bash. Who will win? I ran 500 evals to find out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfITzVcUkZA

2026-04-19 18:49:18 UTC

The millennial experience is growing up reading Calvin and Hobbes and realizing you have become his dad.

2026-04-18 19:18:52 UTC

Madonna is 67 and rose directly from kneeling to a standing position without making audible groans. That alone should have been enough to drive the crowd wild. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkuddvP9/

2026-04-15 18:18:17 UTC

What I'm really looking for in an AI datacenter is something light and breathable using natural fabrics.

2026-04-15 14:44:06 UTC

Your annual reminder that the USA is the only country where everyone has to manually file taxes every year. Every other country just deducts what you owe and doesn't bug you about it. The only reason it works this way is because Intuit lobbies to keep it this way.

2026-04-13 17:40:57 UTC

All coffee is iced coffee if you forget about it long enough.

2026-03-24 21:34:17 UTC

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There really are a bunch of tedious bastards on here, aren't there? I remember why I left.

2026-03-24 21:18:25 UTC

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I was not aware of those! I'll add support.

2026-03-24 21:10:38 UTC

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Me personally, and also anyone who uses the app. It's just a mastodon client, fetching the timeline. It looks like every other mastodon client.

2026-03-24 20:44:24 UTC

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You would need to block me from following you, I suppose.

2026-03-14 19:45:08 UTC

https://zeitgeist.blue is a multi-social-network app that summarizes your feed for the last 24 hours to let you catch up with doomscrolling. Now with support for Mastodon!