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2023-05-27 04:53:03 UTC

:pensivehelp:
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2023-05-26 23:15:02 UTC

was Winston Churchill retarded

2023-05-25 21:46:28 UTC

Sir, the Puppyblender 9000 has been used in an unexpected manner
https://sleepy.cafe/media/b185cfaf76fb93d5a992c97f42833bbe3e9205c07833cec0e6b510cbe82d2951.jpg

2023-05-25 20:12:24 UTC

PSA: do not sext in fediverse DMs (you dumb nigger)

2023-05-25 19:11:45 UTC

My DMs are all informing people that I am a crab

2023-05-24 15:27:49 UTC

Can you really say "jokes aside" when you are the joke

2023-05-24 11:53:01 UTC

she will pay for this inshallah
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2023-05-24 04:01:49 UTC

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@npub1m3s…7u0j :jihad:

2023-05-22 18:16:06 UTC

Regularly unfollowing and then following people instantly to remind them I care

2023-05-22 13:59:11 UTC

>looks up microplastics
wait, that's NOT a "conspiracy theory"? What the fuck happened that health officials would actually highlight a health concern?

2023-05-21 15:16:31 UTC

>spinster user named Vaccinated Bussy Terrorist
what are the geopolitical implications of this

2023-05-21 02:44:52 UTC

This is what it looks like when you run your own pleroma instance
https://sleepy.cafe/media/2afcfc79f452267d6247b4efd7413ff05f181dba94ffc8adbbec1ce453ee0590.jpg

2023-05-20 15:48:46 UTC

Everybody's talking about ozempic but never forget the real OG
https://sleepy.cafe/media/ca22263960d15414872182e67ef266f40d5662dd1f21a494ff6212a16df7d72a.mp4

2023-05-20 04:50:06 UTC

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@npub14gg…79df WELL THEN TAKE THIS 🐒

2023-05-20 04:44:13 UTC

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@npub14gg…79df can you actually see reactions on nostr

2023-05-20 04:18:11 UTC

Any time there's a long thread and the #nigger starts using #hashtags I just instantly x out

2023-05-18 20:55:27 UTC

>youtube deleting old content
>forcing shorts in your face
they're just trying to be the new tiktok

2023-05-18 20:12:38 UTC

Trailer park boys isn't doing much for me. The writing is all cliches and the jokes don't really land.

2023-05-18 17:18:52 UTC

I need to get back to work today but I do not want to

2023-05-18 14:23:17 UTC

I hope every goyslop brand labels their products inside and out with the niggerfaggot flag so right wingers become healthier

2023-05-17 19:06:08 UTC

does anybody have guided meditation tracks that aren't "puju baboo presents recentrifize your chakrademons"

2023-05-17 16:49:33 UTC

Niggas finally just made me move to a call whitelist. Sirs.

2023-05-17 15:31:52 UTC

BMI and FBI sound a little too similar if you ask me

2023-05-16 18:04:33 UTC

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@npub10pg…xu2f it's been up on tor https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion/

2023-05-15 01:30:59 UTC

>watching interrogation
>"how would you feel if someone said you weren't human"
>"I don't understand, I am human"
holy shit

2023-05-14 19:26:54 UTC

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@npub14gg…79df their coffee tastes horrible but it's tasted horrible my whole life and it's never been a problem for them

2023-05-14 19:23:41 UTC

ANOTHER Starbucks just closed down near me. I've literally never seen a Starbucks close before. Apocalypse soon?

2023-05-14 16:40:18 UTC

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@npub1tqq…y3a2
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2023-05-13 17:57:01 UTC

gonna have nightmares from that fight :suicide:

2023-05-13 17:43:40 UTC

boogie getting taken to banworld

2023-05-09 15:22:48 UTC

guy who won't blow his nose and sniffs every 10 seconds for 4 hours straight

2023-05-06 17:13:59 UTC

seeing extremely unprofessionally written code in billion dollar projects makes me feel better about myself

2023-05-05 23:52:53 UTC

There's zlib and libgen. Who else?

2023-05-05 22:17:08 UTC

Why is youtube incessantly sticking unrelated videos with 5 views in the up next section. This is even through newpipe and I don't have an account.

2023-05-05 20:10:54 UTC

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2023-05-04 20:27:28 UTC

working with soft ware that's taking 500 GB to install #winning

2023-05-03 22:10:58 UTC

is it safe to assume that white people who live in cities deserve whatever they get?

2023-05-01 20:21:34 UTC

Github copilot has now multiple times introduced subtle, hard to find bugs from mistakes that I've never made before.

2023-05-01 00:42:31 UTC

yakub, I am going to battle. I need your strongest white people.

2023-04-30 20:47:12 UTC

every N tower on fedi be like
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2023-04-29 20:17:10 UTC

everybody talking about WWIII but nobody taking about the war over what's replacing 💾
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2023-04-29 19:33:13 UTC

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@npub14gg…79df soy dealers

2023-04-29 19:21:13 UTC

was drinking coffee at a new place that just looked like a regular ass coffee shop. Ordered a simple drink and halfway through I notice on the side it says "say no to hate"
why is this on my fucking coffee cup. what is the point of this. is it just mandatory to blast CIA propaganda in every local and national establishment? do the ones who refuse get a visit from the FBI?

2023-04-29 18:20:43 UTC

@npub1xrm…dncv this you
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2023-04-19 14:25:11 UTC

Is it just me or are people moving away from visual studio pretty quickly.

2023-04-18 23:50:33 UTC

Workout equipment is stupid fuckin expensive man

2023-04-14 03:49:15 UTC

If I post on kf it still doesn't show up on sleepy
#[0] does kfcc have to be marked as undeaded?

2023-04-11 13:40:08 UTC

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#[0] I'm open to suggestions. And I'm sorry but addressing the root cause is not possible. Just please trust me on that.

2023-04-11 13:34:42 UTC

mask off for a moment does anybody have experience with anything like xanax or alternatives because some days I wake up and I feel like I'm going to literally fucking die from stress

2023-04-08 19:00:57 UTC

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#[0] #[1] accelerationism is just kind of a meme in general in that a lot of people are expecting some mass wakeup which has never and will never happen. The only thing that can happen is that the society crumbles as a whole and a different society MIGHT learn a lesson from it.
but these days I'm trying not to think about such things and I just want to go to a place that isn't currently collapsing

2023-04-08 18:51:39 UTC

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#[0] I agree with you in the kaczynskian sense, but AI like this is inevitable and locally owned versions are like 98% less evil than the ones running on microsoft servers.
Normies will be duped into running exploitative spyware but that's the case with any and all technologies.

2023-04-08 17:53:16 UTC

I need a basic vps with a fast connection that I can ssh into and will let me store 1-2 TB of data. What's the cheapest possible way I could do that?

2023-04-06 23:36:39 UTC

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#[0] brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr xxxxiii curchink brrrrrrrrr
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2023-04-05 15:26:00 UTC

I feel like this is a stupid question to ask but I'll ask it anyway: are there inherent security risks involved with SSHing into a system that you know has malware and spyware on it? I will not be typing anything sensitive into the server but simply be reading file contents and taking notes by hand.
The only thing I can think is that the server might attempt to send malicious packets back, but this isn't that kind of malware. I'm confident it will not attempt to do that.

2023-04-05 15:15:33 UTC

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>bot in the top tier
ngmi

2023-04-04 13:58:43 UTC

news sites are the only web pages left on the planet that have auto playing audio
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2023-04-04 13:00:54 UTC

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:gun: :angry_cirno:

2023-04-04 12:57:20 UTC

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>twitter to activitypub bridge
why would someone make such a cursed thing

2023-04-04 12:55:30 UTC

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2023-04-04 10:21:25 UTC

sirs. sirs. netflix, sirs

2023-03-23 21:32:12 UTC

instruction for participate
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2023-03-22 01:15:51 UTC

minuteman dude just said "we're the balls on the dick" what did he mean by this

2023-03-17 04:37:53 UTC

signing my work emails with "I'm really gonna do it this time"

2023-03-13 13:54:14 UTC

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#[0] I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT THIS TIME

2023-03-13 13:52:28 UTC

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2023-03-13 13:49:45 UTC

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#[0] the solution to dead internet theory is to shun anyone who talks like reddit

2023-03-13 13:39:18 UTC

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2023-03-13 13:35:40 UTC

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2023-03-13 13:34:14 UTC

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2023-03-13 13:07:56 UTC

You know I laugh at chatgpt for being hilariously wrong but it's probably more accurate than your average journalist

2023-03-13 12:55:59 UTC

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2023-03-13 12:49:48 UTC

total daylight savings death

2023-03-13 12:46:48 UTC

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#[0] shut up gaylord

2023-03-13 05:05:31 UTC

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2023-03-13 04:55:59 UTC

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#[0] they invest in a bunch of diversity startups that don't make any money and then they crash and get bailed out and the cycle repeats. You're seeing in real time why "get woke go broke" never panned out. If they invested in competence they'd go under tomorrow and all the execs would be in jail

2023-03-13 03:33:45 UTC

just had a random dog charge at me, then suddenly stop and roll over on its back. What am I to do but pet at that point
:lefthandgrab: :righthandgrab:

2023-03-13 03:28:36 UTC

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#[0] #[1] new one
:shiggy: + :shrigger: = :shriggydiggy:

2023-03-13 03:27:20 UTC

:shranny: :shraggot: :shrigger: :shrew: ricing shrimps

2023-03-13 03:20:59 UTC

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#[0] POV he fried your rice

2023-03-13 02:28:13 UTC

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#[0] windows defender is not on because it's never been anything but a burden

2023-03-13 00:14:57 UTC

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#[0] obsidian. literally a life changing program for me

2023-03-13 00:13:25 UTC

As I get more and more into note taking I am continually baffled by how much shit I simply didn't write down and expected myself to remember. Like no bro that obscure ritual I did 5 years ago to work around a bug with battery drain I am not going to remember that.

2023-03-13 00:11:08 UTC

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#[0] FUCK INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY. FUCK INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY. FUCK INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY. FUCK INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY. AND HAVE SEX WITH INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY.

2023-03-13 00:10:06 UTC

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2023-03-13 00:09:33 UTC

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2023-03-13 00:07:18 UTC

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#[0] #[1] you rn

2023-03-13 00:05:22 UTC

I have gone through 5 different cycles of absolute nonsense trying to get annex to work on windows and I just can't. Even after solving the symlink permissions issue it still refused to enable that functionality. Half the time it just freezes up my terminal window until I kill it in task manager. Fuck it.

2023-03-13 00:04:21 UTC

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#[0] :hearthelp: 🕷️ :hearthelp:

2023-03-12 23:32:08 UTC

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#[0] this happened to my buddy 4e7aa4078b0137d67088f3f61a99a213

2023-03-12 23:14:55 UTC

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#[0] I somehow missed that one

2023-03-12 23:04:23 UTC

say what you will about linux, at least their system updates aren't guaranteed to fuck your shit up

2023-03-12 17:29:06 UTC

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2023-03-12 14:37:10 UTC

It just occurred to me that one of the reasons corporations did lockstep mass internet censorship in the past few years was probably to content guard AI training data

2023-03-12 14:32:46 UTC

BE [-247 DAYS TO RELEASE]

2023-03-12 14:25:19 UTC

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2023-03-12 14:19:33 UTC

It's too fuckin early to be in a thread this weird

2023-03-12 03:43:16 UTC

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#[0] don't do it bros this is how you get trapped in Canada forever

2023-03-12 03:39:09 UTC

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#[0] #[1] this kicks dick thanks

2023-03-12 03:29:45 UTC

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#[0] a very very very good collection of scripts to configure zsh. It's (approximately) one million times better than using bash or zsh raw.

2023-03-12 03:19:23 UTC

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#[0] is it literally just a crypto miner or what