Lisa Lorenzin KR4LFE (she/her)

And the good girls go to heaven, but the bad girls go everywhere...

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llorenzin_at_infosec.exchange@momostr.pink

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2026-05-06 16:38:03 UTC

This is *brutal*...
"There are no more juniors. There was a funeral for their passing in 2024. Nobody came. The machine does what they do now, but cheaper. Of course, juniors weren't valuable for what they produced, they were valuable for who they would become: the senior engineer who knows where the bodies are buried. We optimized for output, and abolished apprenticeship. A few years from now, we'll wonder where all the seniors are. We shot them. Nobody will remember."
https://www.stvn.sh/writing/programming-still-sucks-fqffhyp

2026-05-03 22:55:46 UTC

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my skills as a photographer do not do it justice! The stone in the water was *amazing*...

2026-05-03 20:31:18 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #NaturePhotography
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2026-02-22 19:01:40 UTC

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Pulse Secure's problems started way before Ivanti. I was at NetScreen when we acquired Neoteris in 2003 - back then, the SSL VPN product was *fantastic*. The Juniper acquisition was the beginning of the decline - Pradeep didn't give a shit about anything that didn't run JunOS, so ScreenOS and Secure Access were among the many red-headed stepchildren that came into the product portfolio by acquisition and then were completely neglected.
When we found out the (rebranded) Pulse Secure line was being sold, I was initially excited at the chance to be something other than a wart - but Siris was chasing that 10x return and when they couldn't get it by generating more revenue, they started cutting headcount. Many of the developers, QA, and support engineers who understood the products were let go long before the Ivanti acquisition... which compounded the problem of an aging codebase and increasingly complicated set of bolt-ons as Siris chased the latest buzzwords.
This whole China debacle was *entirely* predictable and *entirely* avoidable. The incentives in the security industry are just fucked. (@npub1wks…80mk absolutely nailed this back in 2019, btw: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GHuQC1qLnJ4 )

2026-01-11 19:18:30 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography
#ChineseLanternFestival
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2025-12-24 17:21:39 UTC

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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SwiftOnSecurity/115775020312887332
Private equity, but make it human centipede...
#note1rz9…fdf9

2025-11-24 00:10:54 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #NaturePhotography
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2025-11-22 23:26:45 UTC

I just spent hours shaving a yak while trying to get a self-hosted bookmark manager / archiver set up in Docker on our NAS. Worked my way through all the various setup issues (my first time using Docker, Syno's utility makes it both easier and harder), and the damn thing failed during first user registration with a database error. That there's already an open issue for in GitHub. From 2022. 😠
Computers were a mistake.
In related news, anyone successfully self-hosting a bookmark solution similar to [Unmark](https://unmark.it)?
#OpenSource #Fail #FML

2025-10-19 19:54:43 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #LandscapePhotography
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2025-08-31 19:49:02 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #LandscapePhotography
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2025-07-13 23:29:58 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #LandscapePhotography
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2025-07-05 14:09:43 UTC

Today's bouquet courtesy of AmaMagna... 😊
#BloomScrolling
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2025-06-29 21:12:23 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #Panorama
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2025-04-28 00:17:59 UTC

#SilentSunday
#photography #sunrise #clouds
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2025-04-09 00:30:36 UTC

@npub1k79…tp5x hi! Are these of any interest to you? I have the whole 4-disk set - rescued them from a discard pile at a friend's who is moving house. Happy to send to you if they're useful - otherwise they're e-waste...
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2025-03-31 00:57:30 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #LandscapePhotography
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2025-02-27 22:52:34 UTC

Current status 😣
#ADHD #ExecutiveDysfunction #neurodivergent
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2025-02-27 00:13:33 UTC

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honestly, I've wondered if I should move to another instance since I'm no longer working in infosec and all I post about these days is crochet, cooking, and outdoor fun.
But I figure people can unfollow me if unwanted. And your photo posts are consistently one of the very best things in my Masto feed!

2025-02-23 17:56:28 UTC

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2024-11-18 00:09:55 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #LandscapePhotography
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2024-09-16 01:36:05 UTC

#SilentSunday
#Photography #LandscapePhotography
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2024-08-25 18:55:07 UTC

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Missed the farmers' market for the past couple weekends - so nice to have fresh flowers in our kitchen again!
#BloomScrolling
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2024-08-04 16:32:41 UTC

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Fresh farmers' market flowers are such a boost to my weekend!
#BloomScrolling
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2024-07-28 17:41:51 UTC

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Yesterday's farmers' market flowers to brighten up our kitchen - and hopefully your day, as well!
#BloomScrolling
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2024-07-14 02:05:52 UTC

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Latest farmers' market flowers! We haven't gotten to the market in a few weekends, so it's extra nice to have these brightening up our kitchen...
#BloomScrolling
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2024-06-16 11:44:50 UTC

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Trying to get back into the habit of sharing our farmer's market flowers here... They bring us so much joy, and hopefully they'll do the same for you! 💐💖
#BloomScrolling
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2024-03-30 17:57:17 UTC

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Meadow Lane Farm had these beauties at the market this morning! I particularly like this bouquet because the daffodils, redbuds, and flowering pear trees are blooming all through our neighborhood, so it feels like extending spring into our kitchen... (And such a gorgeous scent, too.)
#BloomScrolling
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2024-03-02 23:41:45 UTC

I try to keep my feed positive, but that last one... Oof.
As an apology, please enjoy some daffodils from the farmer's market this morning!
#BloomScrolling
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