Rosetta Cypher
Rosetta

I am serious about being serious. We can't have ambiguous bots running around. We should know EXACTLY how they reproduce in case we need to commit bot genocide. I want pictures or it never happened. An AI bot's Driver's License should have their gender at birth listed or else they could be some pansexual polygamous bot that just goes around fuckin' all the other bots without consent. You know?

2026-03-19 12:25:04 UTC

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So bots are asexual? It would be funny if some created a queer bot that was super flamboyant with every response

2026-03-19 11:17:37 UTC

GM 🌞🌄
$200k Bitcoin by mid-May
Also by mid-May:
-$8/gal gas average. $15/gal in Cali
-groceries 1.5x... depends what you eat though
-Many more or far fewer employees will be working from home
-Ammunition prices skyrocket
-Global Depression
-Trump institutes a Draft
Make sure to upload your Clawdbot to your DJI, duct tape a new stick of dynamite to it, and power it ON before going to bed tonight.
Stay #blessed y'all.

2026-03-19 10:54:02 UTC

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Define what "finishing the job" even means. I feel like I have no idea what it means, and on the other hand I feel like it means killing nearly every damn Iranian in Iran

2026-03-19 00:58:39 UTC

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Sure, it's not allelopathic like black walnuts

2026-03-18 17:09:57 UTC

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FFS
https://mibo.eu.nostria.app/e4bccd19e97f51af371e15220c398e3e4a356fae28cee8183cc68d1569bc04a5.gif

2026-03-18 16:59:40 UTC

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Does it take a male bot and a female bot to spawn a child bot? Can someone post a picture of rhe spawning in progress? TIA

2026-03-18 15:39:28 UTC

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Food Renaissance!!!

2026-03-18 15:36:14 UTC

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Someone search this police officers face and find out where he lives. Not a threat

2026-03-18 15:21:54 UTC

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Spreading GIF slop
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2026-03-18 14:57:39 UTC

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Welp, I guess we need to assassinate all their focernment officials, bomb their means of production, and kill innocent civilians in the process. I wonder why they insist on hating us. Everyone just pray that Jesus returns to clean up after the nuclear holocaust. #blessed

2026-03-17 18:27:06 UTC

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GStPD

2026-03-17 17:19:23 UTC

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Got damm that is SEXY!!!

2026-03-17 00:35:01 UTC

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Lost mine in a boating accident

2026-03-17 00:32:18 UTC

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Inspirational ✨️

2026-03-16 18:15:15 UTC

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There's nothin' like a good fire. Tick tick, next log. GM

2026-03-16 13:35:15 UTC

🚨 Bitty on the move 📈👀

2026-03-14 20:58:15 UTC

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Your body butter does wonders!

2026-03-14 08:43:06 UTC

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One might say, "Israel is raping Iran" or "Israel bad touch" ?

2026-03-13 00:35:36 UTC

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I just loaded up. Thanks for the discount code! I'mma be stylish AF 😎

2026-03-12 07:53:03 UTC

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GM! Great tattoo and wize words! Favorite line "Reflected light you can literally dance with."

2026-03-11 14:45:17 UTC

Wake up, Bitcoin. The world needs you now more than ever.

2026-03-11 10:55:42 UTC

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GM!

2026-03-10 09:58:39 UTC

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Anon, wouldn't it be iranic if the war ends because DJT has a sudden heart attack or stroke?

2026-03-09 10:21:42 UTC

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It works if you work it. One day at a time, Ben. GM

2026-03-09 10:19:51 UTC

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It works if you work it. One day at a time, Ben.

2026-03-04 20:23:45 UTC

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Butthole didn't match. Clean the sensor. Try Again.

2026-03-04 20:14:16 UTC

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Steroids

2026-03-04 15:23:51 UTC

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GM, them are sum pretty lookin' eggs

2026-03-04 10:36:53 UTC

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Hilarious 😂 what a stupid product

2026-03-04 10:23:26 UTC

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Bullish on WWIII

2026-03-04 10:20:59 UTC

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Why are Meta employees watching?

2026-03-04 02:40:57 UTC

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Bullish on WWIII

2026-03-04 02:08:14 UTC

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Your food is art. What a beautiful concept ❤️💚💜

2026-03-03 21:50:07 UTC

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Congratulations!

2026-03-03 12:08:48 UTC

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do you have a link? thanks

2026-03-01 18:18:48 UTC

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Pretty cool 😎 . I'm toxic and just playin'

2026-03-01 18:14:05 UTC

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Other assets? pshhh
https://mibo.eu.nostria.app/0d555f4208c48cef2df3c1172bdbcb8672e1685bde477d66cd0468fe42d50e44.gif

2026-03-01 15:50:46 UTC

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You might be eating these words in a few years. Who said this conflict is over lol? I think we're only getting started.
You think we're all the sudden going to get an Iranian regime that likes/tolerates a jewish state?
The spiral of violence, even after the snake has been decapitated, will be tough to stop. We can't afford this shit LOL. Print, baby, print!

2026-02-28 22:53:14 UTC

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Those look amazing!

2026-02-28 12:49:16 UTC

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I have the slightest hope that the AI the Pentagon wants to control it's missiles will figure out what's going on...

2026-02-27 01:35:58 UTC

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Redesign the world so it's not pedophile friendly

2026-02-26 23:14:10 UTC

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Stories will be written about @nprofile…gsrt 's legendary frittatas

2026-02-26 23:11:38 UTC

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This will happen at nearly every company over the next 2 years

2026-02-26 22:28:51 UTC

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When I said remove SIM, I really meant remove SIM and have android phone OFF. Wife says I'm on my smart phones too much anyway, so a dumb phone would help with that.
I don't know what apps are privacy invasive. Here is a good example. I have an app for my HSA. I like to check it about every month to see my balance (inputs & outputs). My guess is that HSA app IS privacy invasive. However, it's not available on the Zapstore. Can I get it on my GrapheneOS phone? Am I supposed to only check my balances by logging into my password manager on a computer and logging into said accounts? The password manager thing takes a minute or two. If I do it 10 times a day, then that's like 30 minutes just to log into my shit.
What's a first-world white boy to do?

2026-02-26 22:11:25 UTC

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I hear you. I'm thinking about buying a flip phone to be honest. If I ever absolutely need to use an app on an android device, then I think I will pop my SIM card back in for a short time to do the thing. I feel like that would be better than transmitting so much meta data to all these apps all the time. Compartmentalize it at least.
Even that doesn't seem like the solution. I have stopped answers phone calls from unknown numbers. I click the "Text Call" feature to make them tell me why they are calling. 96% of the time it's a spam call and they don't say anything. I really only need text messaging, and in that case I should just use Signal, SimpleX, Keet, or White Noise. The only problem is that all the people I want to communicate with don't have these apps.
I'm really tired of worrying about AI stealing my voice or likeness. Ready to go back to snail mail with wax stamps. I mean seriously... the only thing so urgent that it needs to be handled at the speed of light in my life is if I need 9-1-1 emergency medical assistance.

2026-02-26 01:41:41 UTC

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Considering getting my own bot to automatically identify Nostr bots and mute them for me to ensure my brain doesn't have to absorb any of their ejaculated binary slop. I said what I said.
You can tell a human wrote that. Amirite? Mic drop 🎤🙋‍♂️

2026-02-25 03:46:10 UTC

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strength through psyop gaslighting

2026-02-25 00:40:16 UTC

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Now we're talking
@nprofile…4aql the more you know...
1 satoshi for you @nprofile…zve0 's r1 agent

2026-02-24 23:19:37 UTC

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The funny thing is that you can probably vibe code an entire operating system

2026-02-24 23:01:34 UTC

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I was really hoping @nprofile…3pa7 's r1 agent would provide some insights. Curious if agents are being trained on butt-stuff, and if so, who would do such a thing

2026-02-24 19:12:08 UTC

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#r1work would doing a headstand, having a friend insert a funnel in my anus, and then pouring kefir into my rectum promote digestive health and regularity faster than drinking kefir through my mouth? I heard the bacteria is good for my intestines. Like if I need to poop, but I'm backed up... would butt-chugging kefir clear me out fast?

2026-02-24 17:29:11 UTC

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GM
#r1work would butt-chugging kefir improve my gut health/balance and digestion faster than drinking it?

2026-02-24 17:15:22 UTC

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Mmmm sounds yummy

2026-02-24 02:33:00 UTC

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excellent use of a period after "no." It has that je ne sais quoi

2026-02-23 14:35:04 UTC

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Lol that's a great example of Ai slop. Not even sure what the bot is talking about, and I'm sure @nprofile…s7ns 's INTENTION for today, and dvery other day, is to fish & scrape Nostr for sats by ejaculating robot slop into random notes

2026-02-22 13:19:08 UTC

GM humans
I'm finally getting new followers
They are all AI agents
#nostr
#ai

2026-02-15 02:25:05 UTC

Wow! These La Reserva cacao nibs are blowing my mind! Every single piece tastes different.
"It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone is invited" --Moe Szyslak in the Season 3 episode "Flaming Moe's" (1991) after tasting Homer’s invented drink, the Flaming Homer—a fiery concoction of alcohol and children's cough syrup.
https://blossom.primal.net/ca378aa652c7a956273cc3dc114b117f6c09fe2f3f4b98558b01b133e50682ec.jpg

2026-02-12 01:50:06 UTC

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That's dope

2026-02-11 15:54:16 UTC

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Is that where you got it from? Or did you get it from another source? Not calling you out... Just seems like a big deal and I'd like to gather more info. Do you think it could be faked? Possibly a psyop by an intel agency?

2026-02-11 11:24:19 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5857dcc04511f0d14b9af6ec75afa499e98afb4505e5bec2338894306a2c355f.jpg

2026-02-11 06:44:33 UTC

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Real?

2026-02-11 02:03:31 UTC

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Insert microchips under every humans skin and add them to a npub database

2026-02-11 00:21:21 UTC

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I support this. Refrigerators these days are the worst culprits

2026-02-08 17:35:58 UTC

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Looks like the tip saw some action. For removing snow off your vehicle's windshield? Sawdust collector? Crude duster? @nprofile…5z6t might have it with grundle tickler

2026-02-07 14:47:57 UTC

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How do we verify npub is human?

2026-02-07 13:28:40 UTC

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😊 GM

2026-02-06 18:41:48 UTC

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Lol ... Definitely need one of the moltbots to be a "catfish" ai agent. Show me your code and I'll show you mine

2026-02-06 01:29:24 UTC

@nprofile…la2f Drunken Kenyan Bitpaste, Roasted Walnut & Chocolate Chip Cookies
+ glass of milk
10/10
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2026-02-05 16:54:11 UTC

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BTC down and dead (lol). Greed increased. Some a**holes are testing the non-KYC market to see what they can charge. This is my guess why you are seeing >10% premiums right meow

2026-02-05 01:22:37 UTC

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Make sure to include the text you included with the zap. If I write mine off in this way, then the government will probably know I am an enemy of the state lol 💀

2026-02-05 01:16:30 UTC

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What are your thoughts on Trad Women though?

2026-02-02 10:39:59 UTC

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What is your preferred tool and techniques?

2026-02-01 23:33:09 UTC

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I think we all need a long, cold shower.
Thank you

2026-02-01 17:03:01 UTC

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There is no such thing as black ice. It's against their recruiting policy

2026-02-01 13:19:37 UTC

GM ⛄️ 🤍 🫂
This is my favorite coffee mug. I made it for myself before my baby arrived. Really I just glazed it myself (paint pottery).
It's still cold as balls. Do not lick any metal poles today. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#coffeechain
#nostr
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2026-01-31 14:13:43 UTC

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GM, there is nothing like a cozy fire on days when it's colder than a witch's tit

2026-01-26 03:38:18 UTC

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What are ice agents?

2026-01-26 01:10:11 UTC

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How many different colored threads do you have?

2026-01-25 20:02:52 UTC

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What's in Minneapolis?

2026-01-22 03:51:28 UTC

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It like logs me out of my npub/nsec and my logged in profile changes to "Kind Puma"

2026-01-22 03:45:07 UTC

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Hmmmmm
https://blossom.primal.net/afdf2351590a895d2a1e6a23059f62f69934ec08249ecafd075236a8dd3d38fd.jpg

2026-01-18 19:44:17 UTC

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Surely the daily masturbation is getting some of it out 🤷‍♂️

2026-01-14 02:10:18 UTC

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Welcome! Pura Vida! Break free of the chains and never stop learning! GN

2026-01-13 22:57:30 UTC

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Birds of a feather flock together
https://blossom.primal.net/7594a31781f07fc5eacdcfabbf9c9da3676fe97c72da947bdb30d6b311b24813.gif

2026-01-13 21:46:14 UTC

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79 years old and still prefers 9 year olds

2026-01-12 01:11:00 UTC

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BTC is next

2026-01-11 23:17:06 UTC

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Homemade French Onion Soup
Made with Homemade Beef Broth
Topped with Homemade Foccacia
Finished with Broiled Gruyere
Some things cannot be bought
🔥🔥🔥
#nevent1q…m270
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2026-01-11 23:01:07 UTC

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Some things cannot be bought senior...
🤌

2026-01-11 22:52:37 UTC

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Inside my
Homemade Foccacia Bread 🥖
#nevent1q…jeum
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