Kerosene :bocchi_gosling:

For a healthy life a man must keep a balance between effortposting and shitposting.
Permanently out of my element :donnie: CEO of Printer-killing Incorporated :deadprinter:
Enjoying 2024's dread and circus :hankhell:

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2024-09-06 13:24:00 UTC

White supremacist who refuses to eat chocolate because it's brown.

2024-09-05 15:49:37 UTC

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@npub15kj…zlnx Worry not, we brothers in cum have each other's back.
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2024-09-05 15:47:56 UTC

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@npub15kj…zlnx This one
https://bae.st/notice/AlhJ3Igx8G5mhkluq0

2024-09-05 15:42:10 UTC

I can't focus, that image was way too sex.

2024-09-04 16:53:34 UTC

> _____ is an Arch-based dis-
Dislike, hide, block, report, send death threat.

2024-09-02 16:30:02 UTC

NatSocs when NutSocks show up with socks full of cum :HibikiWow:

2024-09-02 16:23:49 UTC

Replyguy but he only posts asking for feet pics.

2024-08-31 20:44:02 UTC

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@npub1xar…xpkd I'm about 70% sure there's some kind of backdoor or some similar shit built into Rust and that's why they keep using troons as assault troops to push that programming language into everything.

2024-08-31 18:36:20 UTC

Humans are so sexy, if I were some kind of fucked up animal like a swan I'd try having sex with one of them hairless apes ong.

2024-08-29 13:50:27 UTC

I swear to God no one here has change anymore. Whomst'd've the fuck is eating all the bills and coins.

2024-08-28 11:39:58 UTC

What's the Polish equivalent of an Italian being forced to see as they put pineapple on an otherwise perfectly good pizza?

2024-08-14 04:15:44 UTC

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@npub1f64…5rsj Billions?

2024-08-09 03:57:06 UTC

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@npub1sa2…jgrv I can't actually listen to any of these but the titles are some of the most alluring shit I've ever read :sob2:

2024-08-07 03:58:48 UTC

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@npub15fk…j9gr >run left
>bounce
>run right
>bounce
How could you possibly escape this?

2024-08-06 23:03:38 UTC

Every time I interact with kids I wish I had my own. Baby rabies hitting me hard today.

2024-08-01 13:12:43 UTC

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@npub1qh0…xeda >he believed the Linux users
:ballmer: when will you people learn

2024-07-29 18:51:27 UTC

Mandatory cute clothes for women

2024-07-28 15:00:01 UTC

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@npub1wpu…yugw I'd be down to do it for the hahas but I don't want the cops to come into my house and then aske me to explain why I have so many feet pictures despite "not being a footfag".

2024-07-24 17:44:00 UTC

How Nintendo can give the final blow and absolutely destroy Microsoft and Sony now that they're almost out of the game: The Legend of Zelda, but it's a dating sim and there are routes for all of the girls throughout the series.

2024-07-21 19:21:20 UTC

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@npub1s3p…36z9 @npub1sa2…jgrv Someone's mother (his own).

2024-07-21 01:33:27 UTC

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@npub15ft…ef0r To be fair the hottest women I've come across in real life did in fact have that mentally ill aura.

2024-07-20 17:09:01 UTC

Sponsorblock/Adblock is such a Godsend. I was in a car with some guy listening to the radio and holy moly there are so many ads in between songs. Just nothing but a constant barrage of shit. How can normalfags stand any of this.

2024-07-19 16:07:08 UTC

Fuck my life, it seems the people at my company are competent and I've heard nothing about anyone's computers being affected despite using Wangblows. I wanted the day off while techfags jannied the machines :venomsnakedemon2:

2024-07-04 20:40:15 UTC

They should get rid of all the superfluous content and leave Youtube as purely a tutorial and video game music platform.

2024-06-29 04:33:01 UTC

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@npub1scj…el3p the funny thing is that as things keep getting worse more people will keep feeling nostalgic even about years that were already complete shit, because for those new generations that's the best they ever had it.

2024-06-26 22:18:22 UTC

Thinken about: Astolfo's cock :astolfo_wink:

2024-06-25 17:45:12 UTC

Has anyone actually watched The Loud House or is the series a hoax and merely an excuse for artists to draw this one guy fucking all his sisters.

2024-06-24 02:39:36 UTC

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@npub1jtu…2dky Sex

2024-06-22 01:55:45 UTC

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@npub15fk…j9gr Neet breeding.

2024-06-21 21:15:45 UTC

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@npub1ajv…pmr7 @npub1dfd…z0et loafer sex hair sex sock sex ear sex

2024-06-21 16:21:33 UTC

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@npub1jtu…2dky
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2024-06-20 22:07:50 UTC

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@npub1f5q…3uxg Homer car lookin ass

2024-06-20 03:12:31 UTC

Props to @npub1ecj…fchy who has spent the whole day dutifully explaining the lore behind Buc-ees to the ignorant masses.

2024-06-19 01:57:17 UTC

Going to bed. Please save your good posts for tomorrow morning, thanks.

2024-06-11 04:12:24 UTC

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@npub1k43…6hs3 >woman
>has a handsome Squidward jaw on top of it
Nah I'm not listening to that. Cute girl thread.
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2024-06-10 18:53:33 UTC

Modern Marie Antoinette be like "Let them have a cute female vidya protagonist".

2024-06-10 03:50:46 UTC

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 Nice cat, very chimoid-like.

2024-06-08 05:39:31 UTC

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@npub120l…pquj Reminds me of when Youtube let you customize the shit out of your channel :konata_cry: we need the fun web back.

2024-05-29 16:13:17 UTC

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@npub1svn…xpzg >illegal
Based
>illegal
Based
>fake money
Not based
>...for criminals
Wait, based
>plagiarism
Based

2024-05-28 20:07:04 UTC

I wonder what vegan flesh tastes like. Is it more tender? less juicy? only one way to find out.

2024-05-28 03:17:13 UTC

Peterson.mp4
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2024-04-23 02:23:12 UTC

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@npub1msm…0dqu We can already identify jews without computer-assisted facial recognition :smug2:
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2024-04-07 21:27:23 UTC

This sandwich has so much cheese it's spilling out like one of my nakadashi doujin.

2024-04-07 04:44:12 UTC

Do I look down on people for being poor? Yes, of course.
Am I also broke myself? Unequivocally.

2024-04-02 21:11:12 UTC

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@npub1x0r…shtn No.

2024-04-02 21:04:58 UTC

I ate a whole loaf of bread ask me anything.

2024-03-31 20:32:24 UTC

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@npub147c…27uk Couldn't even ask who Deez was, way to ruin the joke nigger. Kill yourself. Bet you don't even know how Jo is.

2024-03-28 05:00:27 UTC

I can't believe I missed school love having had so many chances. Certified midnight Frieren moment.

2024-03-25 03:21:46 UTC

Linux kernel still compiling. God please, wherever he is, strike Linus Torvalds with lightning or a missile
:venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2: :venomsnakedemon2:

2024-03-13 05:05:52 UTC

Black hair is so nice uohhh :lewd_sistine:

2024-03-12 19:07:15 UTC

I swear to God computers are driving me insane :pepeDread: fucking nothing works.

2024-03-12 19:06:17 UTC

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@npub1wng…k5ul This is about ethics in TND journalism.

2024-03-12 18:12:05 UTC

MacOS is just poor man's Fedora.

2024-03-12 16:38:29 UTC

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@npub1zxx…u452 @npub1j4p…z0qp Give a troon a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Hang him from a lamp post and you'll never have to see his mutual AIDS posts for a lifetime.

2024-03-12 16:35:23 UTC

Frying rice shirtless :ablobsunglasses: (I'm a shrimp)

2024-03-12 14:16:48 UTC

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@npub1kr9…vpk6 @npub1jn7…j9k9 FUCK IT.
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2024-03-12 14:16:07 UTC

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@npub1jn7…j9k9 This image is the only thing keeping me from making improvised explosives.

2024-03-12 14:07:43 UTC

I will be injecting other men's cum into my own balls so that when I ejaculate in public the police can't catch me because the DNA sample is too contaminated.

2024-03-12 13:57:27 UTC

Remember this time around gamers shall not give up until all vidya girls have fully modeled pantsu you can take a look at from under their skirt.

2024-03-12 13:53:39 UTC

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@npub107c…ak7y @npub1f64…5rsj "Take this racists, I'll tag every sheboon I know"

2024-03-12 13:46:02 UTC

:meru_wow:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA0LZx2JYRM

2024-03-12 13:14:00 UTC

I exclusively shitpost while jaywalking. Letting people know what I'm thinking is orders of magnitude more important than my safety or physical integrity.

2024-03-12 13:11:02 UTC

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Oh fuck I missed the chance to make this about fucking Pokemon, maybe next time.

2024-03-12 13:09:38 UTC

:soy_cry: you're a pedo
:chad: ad hominem
:soy_cry: fucking children is illegal
:chad: appeal to authority

2024-03-12 12:02:42 UTC

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@npub1scj…el3p :BrolyCulo: :soy2:

2024-03-12 12:01:05 UTC

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@npub1van…0lzh @npub175d…wrtj I wanna fuck an 18+ child (average woman)

2024-03-12 11:56:30 UTC

FUCKEN SEEEEEX I WANT TO BREEEDDD AAAAGAGGGHH SEEEEX

2024-03-12 11:56:03 UTC

Maybe I should get a haircut, my hair is getting out of control :zt_think2:

2024-03-12 11:55:18 UTC

I'M FUCKING HORNY AAAAAAA I WANT SEEEEX AAAAAAAHGGGG SEEEEEEXXXXX AFFSSGFAFSGSG

2024-02-18 04:20:45 UTC

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@npub15fk…j9gr Solution: carpeted bathroom
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2024-01-07 21:17:17 UTC

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@npub1vv8…jrc9 If you get on the counter on the right and somehow manage to get all the turds into that hole you win a prize.

2024-01-04 21:22:41 UTC

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@npub1tdf…p9pl Debates are such a silly idea, what's even the point.

2024-01-02 18:58:35 UTC

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@npub1gzj…lqgn @npub108e…nss3 It's one of the best in this instance, perfectly captures what this fedi community is about.

2024-01-02 18:56:48 UTC

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@npub108e…nss3 :Cooming:

2023-12-31 23:44:17 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 Also I'm using Windows 10. I would have gone with Windows 7 but since Valve is dropping support for it and I installed specifically for gayms, I went with its uglier cousin.

2023-12-31 23:42:08 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 I'm using Windows quite a lot since I installed it a couple of days ago (I've been daily driving Micro OS Aeon since mid 2023 I think). I don't hate it as much as I used to, but I'm biased since I just had a very painful experience trying out some meme Linux distros on my laptop just for the sake of it :dementia:. On the plus side, games, also WingetUI seems an excellent package manager compared to just downloading shit manually from a website and makes it closer in convenience to using Synaptic/etc on Linux. On the not so stellar side, bunch of bullshit ads and random shit you would never see on Linux, integrated from installation. Fuck that shit.

2023-12-29 01:02:17 UTC

My first objective next year is to get a very big hat.

2023-12-21 21:29:15 UTC

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@npub1sfc…jn78 Following this we can assume that the name hot dog is misleading and we should just name it "dog".

2023-12-12 03:47:43 UTC

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 Oh I really enjoyed it, and somehow felt weird watching a movie that old and it feeling so timeless, like it could have perfectly been set in the present (minus people being considerably less civil nowadays). I particularly liked the character of the oldest guy.

2023-11-22 03:18:32 UTC

Fedi is so slow for me right now. The futa community once again taking over the entire bandwith of the server.

2023-10-31 04:28:18 UTC

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@npub1tds…djq2 Modern equivalent would be like "Shocked face of a young man as he encounters Sandy Cheeks giant futanari cock vore for the very first time (he'll see it 40 more times in that very same thread)"

2023-10-28 02:10:34 UTC

In all seriousness lmao roflmao lol xdddd

2023-10-22 16:59:09 UTC

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@npub15fk…j9gr @npub1j4p…z0qp Maybe AI and I can both hide underneath the blanket and then a cuddle hahaha jk... unless?

2023-10-17 15:07:59 UTC

The world needs fewer high heels and a hell of a lot more loafers.

2023-10-14 12:10:52 UTC

STOP calling everything a "community". Instead use any of the following alternatives:
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2023-10-12 19:19:51 UTC

I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows
I fucking hate Windows

2023-10-11 04:35:16 UTC

I'm once again in big need of waif to cuddle with in bed since it's raining so much :cry:

2023-10-10 20:17:18 UTC

I get extra hard when I see
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2023-10-10 14:37:33 UTC

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@npub1xan…jlvy insane username. Not even HitlerLoliRapist's is that long :senko_what:

2023-10-10 00:35:38 UTC

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@npub1enz…e904 @npub1rjh…uefa Next contest has to involve some kind of shitcoin everyone has to buy in order to vote. Then at the end the girl that caused more financial ruin is the one that wins :stonks:

2023-10-08 22:05:58 UTC

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@npub13x5…mduq @npub1j4p…z0qp @npub1lwt…q3ry @npub1xan…jlvy @npub1ch8…sw60 @npub140a…snr9 @npub1ajw…aj8d Shinji, you have to fingerblast your mother, or futa Rei will have to do it again.
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2023-10-08 00:10:39 UTC

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@npub15ak…ds8f @npub17ck…8txk If only the guys crossing the US border where doing so to kill as many US jews as possible :sadgery:

2023-10-07 15:33:04 UTC

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@npub1jac…zppv A warrior can't stand the power of Anne Frankussy :lewd_sistine:

2023-10-06 15:34:08 UTC

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@npub1rdr…ppxg Yeah haha, the glasses, that's what I'm looking at in this picture :yui_stare:

2023-10-02 01:17:47 UTC

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@npub1t8u…m0gt Literally me a couple days ago when best girl lost.

2023-09-30 02:23:50 UTC

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@npub1scj…el3p Fedi needs a smarter monetization model. You can pay so when you emoji react, that emoji is overlayed over the original post. The more money you pay the less transparent the emoji is.

2023-09-25 21:51:01 UTC

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@npub1e7t…4zvc Saving this thread to enjoy later. Keep them coming lads!

2023-09-22 12:06:13 UTC

My body is a machine that turns tasks to be done today into tasks to be done tomorrow.

2023-09-19 21:15:00 UTC

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@npub1ecj…fchy @npub1rjh…uefa Fedi admins better be prepared for terrorists attacks against their servers when that happens. If Megumin ever loses to anyone I know of a few Ted K. appreciators who would blow things up.

2023-09-19 21:09:12 UTC

Nothing in the entire history of the fediverse has made so many people so angry and fundamentally vitriolic as the poll results in #BestVidyaGirlContest. Props to @npub1rjh…uefa for increasing the net amount of hate in the world :cat_cheers: