plutonian

this is not a place of honor. nothing valued is here.

resident librarian and elder emo. detroiter recently transplanted to seattle. mother of tarantulas and a friend to all spiders. very enthusiastic about ridiculous things. in my vampire milf era.

🖤💖 ash kvetchum (npub1axg…am5r) 💖🖤

header image by Dan (npub166p…t7xv) 🦫

pronouns: she / her / it / its
i'm not okay: (i promise)

Last Notes

2026-08-28 01:35:08 UTC

a blessed sturgeon moon to everyone. 🌝 🐟 may the grace and wisdom of the Almighty Sturgeon guide us all through these dark days.

2026-03-14 01:51:48 UTC

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wow i only got 2 demons out of this post? 😔 either you are all cowards :neigh: or you don't experience disordered sleep (unlikely!) :hmmyes:
or (most likely), you are just keeping your sexy demons a secret from me. (unfair, selfish, un-christlike.) :baduk:

2026-03-13 22:03:45 UTC

tell me about your sleep paralysis demons and i will rate how sexually attractive they are on a scale of 1-10

2026-01-11 23:35:56 UTC

busy but good sunday shift at the library. immensely grateful that libraries exist and that i'm lucky enough to have a job that lets me go home knowing that i made people's lives better in a direct and meaningful way.
seriously we have to fight for the public libraries in this country, they're just about the only good thing we have left, do not let them take libraries from us

2025-10-14 01:36:50 UTC

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2025-10-08 20:49:05 UTC

my true pronouns would horrify and unsettle you. the weight of that knowledge would rob you of sleep for years, tormented by ceaseless nightmares you could not begin to understand. if you were capable of perceiving the depths of my inner monstrosity, you would never stop screaming. she/her is fine no worries

2025-09-17 00:43:59 UTC

wait has no one else posted about robert redford playing death on the twilight zone. season 3, "nothing in the dark." rip 🖤
https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/115/216/832/338/066/963/original/06d0ec4281987509.mp4

2025-09-16 21:44:14 UTC

i swear that it used to be possible to use search engines to find something you wanted on the internet

2025-09-14 21:55:25 UTC

i think this is the exact vibe i project into the universe
https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/115/204/856/018/668/380/original/c2f240e9aa5f6d0f.jpg

2025-06-24 23:25:39 UTC

alright i finished the thing!! and yep, it GLOWS in the DARK!! 💀 happy pride, transphobes rot in hell, fix your hearts or die :hug: :gayjhorse: 🖤 :blobhaj_hearttrans:
https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/114/740/913/282/796/776/original/b69f835daef66a8e.jpg
https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/114/740/921/638/343/834/original/44750227535c791a.jpg

2025-01-18 20:27:40 UTC

damn be careful out there guys
https://media.jorts.horse/horse-media/media_attachments/files/113/851/230/711/107/248/original/9cade75a2bee8b66.png

2024-12-20 02:43:17 UTC

yeah we got some info at work about what to do if the fbi visits asking for info about our 3D printer policies or user history
and it's basically: fuck all the way off and get a warrant pig

2024-12-19 14:49:56 UTC

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allow yourself to stop reading a book that you don't enjoy. read what you love. read what you hate, just to trash it in book club. read in a genre you've never tried before. read a single book over an afternoon or a decade. read that boring old doorstop novel, just in case (trust me). read comics or fanfiction on AO3 or nothing at all.
liberate yourself. give yourself permission to read whatever feeds your mind and soul; give yourself permission to read whatever you find FUN.

2024-12-19 14:49:43 UTC

my personal reading manifesto, straight from my librarian heart:
reading for pleasure is wonderful but it is not a morally superior activity. if you enjoy reading, i hope you read whatever you want without guilt, and allow others to do the same. your reading choices do not make you a better or worse person.
you don't have to pressure yourself to read a certain way. it doesn't have to be measured or judged. life is short and books are plentiful and they are not meant to be a burden.